Steve Lichman

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Theres a lot more of this than I remember
Thanks for posting

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Man I’m glad none of my very few close friends turned into assholes

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>tfw no one will remember you when you die

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Oh god is there more?
I want to keep reading but at the same time it’s so depressing

i keep waiting for him to just lose it and incinerate something but i guess that'd ruin the joke.

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oh my god he's such a fucking idiot.

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This is hilarious.

Always a fun read.

Relatable

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Cold-blooded.

Best part.

Is it weird he actually kind of pulls the look off?

F

this is like Megg Mogg and Owl

Nice to see where the meme came from, pretty good comic too

Nah.

The closest thing is that Dracua's kind of a chaotic problem causer but even that's not really the same thing at all.

Fucking Chad!

Dracula a cute

I would have wanted more but that was pretty fly.

WHAT SECRETS DOES IT HIDE??

this is so good. rapoza is wasted on movie posters

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>Shadman

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Fucking bards.

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the chocolate lab gets me every time

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Holy shit I can't breathe

I'm in tears this comic is incredible

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never has a skull looked so disappointed

these comics are absolutely phenomenal. Where can I go to support the author?

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Holy shit this is amazing?! where has this comic been all my life??

was his kickstarter successful ? i sure hope it was

>Unless you can unfuck that girl, it’s over

One of the best lines I’ve ever read in a comic.

>Steve Jobs
fucker

kek
>you

god damn I'm hooked

so, are they like mascots or something in an amusement park? What's the situation here?

This shit is next level stuff. This is a comic with quality content

You're thinking of zombillenium. They're just dungeon monsters, in a dungeon.

that one took a dark turn but an amusing one nonetheless

Is he implying that if the dude had sex with men, he'd still be pure?

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's sex in general.

>he turns into a bat
>still human sized, so he has to just walk away

Holy shit this is gold

conservation of mass is a bitch.

The Chad rape-cula

youtube.com/watch?v=qOh9J9dxmWY

>But you'd know that if you were an MLG pro gamer for life like me. Keep your FPS trash and casual garbage pussies! MMOs? I'm MMOver them! I'm in it for the 60+ hour story driven Japanese experiences and deep roguelike pen and paper RPGs. I'm a lore head for life casuals! Havel's set +50 for days! Diablo 3? More like Diablow me bitch! I've been farming SOJs and running ubers for years so get on my level; level 400; with legendary armor! Farmin' zenny for days 'cause I'm a Megaman legend. I'mma drop a phoenix down on a phantom trend. It's not cheating if they put it in the game! I'm an up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, don't Start fucking with me brah!

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

Damn it, Cass

These are great.

is there a missing page here?

Convince me not to pre-order these books. Is the author an SJW? Rampantly anti Trump? some third thing? I really don't have the money for this.

Fuck, those look nice.

uugh really, why did you have to post something so beautiful.

Something as good as his I think deserves patronage regardless of his personal beliefs.

Especially since, in my opinion, if you have to ask, that means he's done his job well enough that whatever his personal ideals are, they don't taint the quality of his work. So much so that the question has to be raised what they even are.

Except I'm poor and broke as fuck. But if you can afford it, I'd say go for it.

Dave and Dan are cool, order with impunity.

more like seven, look at the filename.

Thats the most realistic Steve Jobs costume I´ve ever seen. I man thats EXACTLY how Steve Jobs looks nowadays...

What the hell did I just read?

My fucking sides, holy shit.

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that spookbuster one looks awesome

You cannot upgrade havel's set. Pre order CANCELLED mother truckers!

Bless you user.

Nice reference to "The Body" there.

but why are people dressing up in outifts when it's clearly modern times?

the child? the gun? 58 chevy?

muh sides

Why is the vampire talking about going to a kegger with high school kids. It's not supposed to be thought about with that level of criticism It's humor, and it's fucking hilarious.

If it wasn't supposed to be thought out, then why did the author write it that way? don't you wonder why? It can be good and also raise questions. That's what makes something good, when you can use your imagination to fill in the blanks

That's real art right there

Sure, but I'm not over analyzing an obvious joke comic. I can't believe I have to explain this, but some of the humor specifically comes from this juxtaposition of fantasy D&D characters talking about modern concepts.

Always wanted to check this one, thank you.

Fuck im laughing like an idiot.

and then things got intense what the fuck

Based rape Dracula.

Sad about Dracula, he was based at the beggining but now he is a bitch.

Rapecula is a pretty cool dude. Even if he did turn into a but of a douche, he comes back to warn his friends and goes back to rescue his girl.

Woah shit just got REAL.

This got so dark so quick, I can't get enough of it. I want to find out more about what happens next, but I'm afraid to see what happens when the kid goes home and the parents find out he somehow got a 3ds, and then he remembers he killed someone for it. And there is also the thing about what happens when the kid killer meets Morgan, is he just gonna break his legs? Is this whole dungeon setup made like a mafia racket? Do they take him to the mystical shipping docks and cover his feet with magical cement that never breaks? Jesus I have too many questions for such a small story. I hope there is more to come.

I don't even know who Morgan is.

Steve seems pretty powerful.

Not all characters get a happy arc. some turn into assholes. I like that you saw how he was cool, classic drac before. Makes the character's attitude now more funny.

For some reason I thought it was a separate dungeon or maybe a dungeon that was nearby the one Steve and crew live in

If you like this, I would heartily recommend the Elf webcomic too. It hasn't updated in like 2 years, but it's a similar style of humour.

Oh I see, thanks for explaining that...it flew over my head

Link? There's too many webcomics with "elf" in them.

Thanks for posting these

Anytime. It's usually more useful to just explain stuff than calling someone an autist, unless they're obviously trolling.

elf-comic.thecomicseries.com/comics/2

literally the first result for elf webcomic

>elf-comic.thecomicseries.com/comics/2
good for them for being search optimized. will check it out.

Just pre purchased my copies. Worth/10

Thanks OP. Is this all the Steve Lichman content? or is there more?

>God didn't make this
lmao

Bump

This was good. Is the author still making more?

best storytime in ages.

I got that vibe too. Slice of North American trash life.It's liking into a mirror that's equally depressing yet far more interesting.

Oh look, my favorite Brigador.

Looks like the storytime is included in along with more pages (1st volume on order, 2nd coming out early 2018) for purchase/preorder at stevelichman.com

No, this is actually good.

Dave Rapoza is a professional artist and he does these in his spare time, so he doesn't have a patreon or something like that, but you could by a physical copy of his comics here rapozacomics.carbonmade.com/

It's kind of surreal.
Both the adventurers and the monsters are so eager to fight each other, but none of them expect there to be any losses on their side.
It's like no one is prepared for the consequences of their actions.

Thanks OP

I like that he could've gone for Skeletor which would be the super obvious thing but he went for He-man.

Also
>Steve Jobs
Kek

>My god... The entire state...
Drac is the best. Next to Steve.

sounds like lich king was yearning for some homolust

>even the roving mauler knows he's stupid bullshit

kek

He is a Lich, they tend to be pretty high up there in most settings that have them.

there's more in the physical books

thank you my good sir

>Volume 1 is 252 pages
>Volume 2 is FOUR HUNDRED
so this really is just scratching the surface, jesus christ

Nah he's great, he does drawing twitch streams once in a moon that are hilarious

>Damn you Sgt O'Malley
Unlimited keks

My. fucking. sides.

Lucky.

This dracula is so fucking based.

>that last panel
I can't breathe

>Go for the throat
>Destroy target artifact
WHUT?

thats pretty deep. Most of these guys feel like real people instead of cardboard cutouts.

He actually emailed me back.

>Well, let me think about that, a good reason to hate me might be that I often wear clothes primarily from "J Crew" and like to read philosophy naked before bed. Don't worry man, it's gonna be real easy to hate me.

I like this guy

how much?

50 dollaroos plus shipping

nice

consider who is saying it.

But I would like him more if he hated Trump. That is the correct and logical position if you like governments that work.

>Steve Jobs
toomanykeks.jpg

This comic really is something.

everything about this guy and his comic is amazing

son of a bitch

>this whole storytime was just a preview, not the whole thing.
>Preordering the full thing would cost me almost as much in shipping as the books themselves
I wish I had more money.

>Beholder wearing a team jersey
Hello new D&D idea.

So much of this stuff is ripe for throwing in your own tabletop campaign. I can only imagine what the rest of the hardcover is like, and thankfully I was reminded of this close enough to Vol 2's release that I might be able to actually plan on getting it.

Also a quick bit of blogposting as an aside: apparently one year today I had also stumbled upon Steve Lichman since I quoted Flay's lines of
>Two things you need to know: 1) I flay minds. And 2) I slay pussy.
I guess someone must have also done a dump on Cred Forums a year ago too. Funny coincidence.

Wait a minute

>STEVE JOBS

This is amazing. I could easily see it being an Adult Swim show.

This Dracula is a creepy son of a whore.

Well, I mean, yeah, that sounds like Dracula

Corruption of Champion right there.

He is pretty handsome looking in some of the other pages.