Since people have been talking about how strange it was that the show didn't have merchandise: >Wicked Cool Toys partnered with the TV series "The Loud House" to launch a line of collectible figures and plush toys. The eight-inch characters are expressive, colorful and feature Lincoln, Clyde, Luna, Lucy, Lana, Lola and Lori. For ages 4 and older. Price: $9.99 each; available in fall 2018.
>no leni >but that fucking annoying bitch clyde gets a toy instead
Lincoln Ward
>Luna, Lana and Lola Best sisters get the merchandise, proof they're the most marketable sisters and only autists like Lynn and Leni.
Lucas Bell
Is it gay that i think the lincon in the pic is the best out of the group?
Carter White
>Luna >Best sister >Implying they're not holding back the actual best sister, Leni, just so they can sell the garbage sisters of Lynn, Luan, and Lisa during the second merch wave
Jason Campbell
>Shit sisters don't get a plushie >People get surprised
What did you expect? They're supposed to make money out of this, who would buy a Lynn doll?
Levi Phillips
I would. But I'm satisfied with Luna and Lana.
Henry Williams
Leni is much better then sisters like lori, luna, and making that little dumb nigger clyde at all let alone first is a fucking insult
Zachary Flores
If there's a Clyde hopefully they'll do a Bobby
>Lucy, Lana, and Lola Oh God. All the inevitable /tlhg/ hot-glues and built in vagina modifications.
Ayden Campbell
Actually, it does make sense. They're releasing garbage first with Clyde and Luna, so they can keep the more popular sisters of Leni and Luan to sell the second merch wave.
Owen Jones
Leni is shit user, the fact they won't even make merch with her right away is the proof.
Michael Cox
>clyde and luna If those were collectible for convention, maybe, but as supermarket toys those will warm shelves forever. Especially with those outfits
Julian Scott
At 8 inches they aren't big enough to fuck.
Justin Williams
Clyde and Finn get to be bargain bin buddies.
Daniel Young
I can see that but it still angers me, i want my luan and leni plushes now damnit >Leni is shit user Im sorry you have terminal shit taste user, but youre wrong Luna will sell but clyde will shelfwarm hard
William Gomez
Since the theme is those Deuces Wild versions, I don't think Bobby will get one any time soon
Caleb Lopez
>Clyde and Finn get to be bargain bin buddies. Fucking kek
Sebastian Myers
Luna will not sell, no appeal to kids and there are no lunafags left after L is for Love.
Dylan Gray
I'm sorry you have unironically autism. Face the facts user.
Blake Martin
>no appeal to kids Her design is one of the best though of the toys. Shes not nearly my favorite sister but to say she wont sell is ludicrous. Also, any news on actual plastic dolls or action figures?
Cooper Smith
>Luan and Leni >Not shit taste kek
Josiah Young
I think Luna and Clyde are fairly popular among kids. It's not like this show cares about sales from manchildren.
Easton Parker
Guys, I really don't think your taste in waifus is the best indicator of business strategies or what will be the most popular selling toys.
Elijah Morris
>not recognizing perfection when he sees it >calls others autistic I have some bad news for you user...
Jaxson Ortiz
Dude, look at her costume. Kids don't want KISS ripoffs.
Luna's not popular. Luan is popular. And Clyde isn't really liked by kids, either. Mostly tolerated.
Jayden Morgan
They're only doing the superhero stuff from that one episode. So as far as the plushies are concerned we probably won't see anybody besides the loud siblings and clyde. The figurines might be diffrent story though.
Caleb Bell
I wouldve hated clyde as a kid, hes spergy and not funny and takes up too much time and attention especially away from the better characters
Nathaniel Richardson
>Luan is popular Among who? The manchilds on this site?
Jordan Wilson
You think parents will buy that Luna? with that outfit?
John Long
>I wouldve hated clyde as a kid Well that's you. As a kid I would've liked him. Maybe you've just got shit taste.
Michael Cooper
Kids. They love Luan. Do you live under a rock? She's got a big presence in their Loud House adverts.
Jack Baker
I don't think it's him who has shit taste.
Luke Walker
>As a kid I would've liked him. Maybe you've just got shit taste. You have no right calling other peoples tastes shit if you wouldve liked a cringey stupid character like clyde
Anthony Gonzalez
>She's got a big presence in their Loud House adverts. So does everyone else.
>Kids. They love Luan. Just beause you say it doesn't mean is true, Luna is far more popular among fans beause she's a dyke and you can actually see that getting reflected on fanart.
Lincoln Flores
Ok, maybe we should stop talking about what kids like as if we know the first thing about it.
Michael James
Clyde was included in the first wave so boys would have something to buy besides Lincoln. They don't want this to come off as a girl's line and with Lincoln as a ken doll. Luna is there to appeal to older kids and Lola is for the younger girls still into princess stuff. Lincoln and Lola will be the big sellers here.
Joseph Miller
Times change, man. People aren't going to freak out because she likes the Devil's music. Some of the parents might even have been KISS fans themselves.
Andrew Evans
>Luna's not popular. Luan is popular. And Clyde isn't really liked by kids, either. Mostly tolerated. Not based on internet presence and likes through Loud House social media.
Jackson Green
And neither of you see the dumb loop that occurs now in trying to say "well, when I was a kid I would've/wouldn't" which only goes into a dumb back in forth of "nuh-uh, you"? Because it's irrelevant whether we now like the character or would as kids when we're no longer kids and the actual child demographic it currently has is what matters.
Luis Martin
It's not the devil music angle. It's that it looks like shit.
I never said I would or would not have liked Clyde. as a kid.
Caleb Morgan
Shes may be polular among teens and adults who watch the show, and yes nick does take that into account, but these are aimed at ylunger kids. And they tend to love slapstick humor and gag/pranks.
These toys are aimed at preschool and elementary aged kids. Luna was a bone thrown to the older crowd in middle school and high school.
Carson Turner
With kids, you obstinate dullard.
Easton Morgan
Exactly. Their instagram and whatnot
Dominic Peterson
And she won't sell, just like Clyde.
Liam Taylor
You do realize that Lori is also included in the initial push, right?
Josiah Kelly
Clyde is basically Robin to Lincoln's Batman. And a lot of people don't like robin. So that's why he's not exactly everyone's favourite. The show does a poor job of making him fun outside of being Lincoln's sidekick or humiliating Clyde.
Anthony Clark
>Luna won't sell
Brody Hill
>Luna will not sell, no appeal to kids and there are no lunafags left after L is for Love.
I remember when guys thought lesbians were hot. Today they're a crime against nature because the mere existence of a lesbian couple = "ZOMG, I've been cucked by a girl." WTF?
What lousy level of self esteem is this?
Jackson Bailey
Yes, brain-damaged user. She definitely won't.
Jordan Brooks
Is that a challenge?
Charles Cook
the real question is...
will the Lucy plush have actual eyes under the hair?
Camden Parker
>Grog think tiny peoples won't barter for Luna figurine >Grog make joke about Luna resembling village hearth instead
Caleb Foster
No.
Carson White
Yeah. Lori is surprisingly popular since she arguably gets the most screentime and character development among the older sisters.
Honestly I think Luan and Lynn were held back so that the second wave would have something something mlre appealing to prop up the other sisters or characters they want to include.
Evan Reyes
Now the dust has settled can we all agree that Luan is the best Loud?
>inb4 DURR HURR Aprils Fools
Kayden Williams
I never had a problem with her. Only people overreacting to things like the April Fools episodes are the type of autists who watch Mr. Enter videos about things about "mean-spirited" and cannot handle the banter IRL or otherwise.
Colton Perez
She'll do fine. But she won't sell anywhere near as much as Lola. Little girls love pink and princess shit. Lincoln will do the same or better than Luna simply by virtue of being the mc. Clyde is the only real possibility of failure
Adrian Reed
No
Samuel Martin
I only came here to say that Luan is the best Loud. Now, goodbye!
Jason Young
I completely agree. It's like those guys who can't ever stop complaining about Bloo in Foster's Home, when he was the soul of the show. His over the top selfishness and egoistical tendencies were all played for laughs. Too bad some autismos could never let it go, demanding PUNISHMENT for every unfortunate reaction he caused. Forgetting, of course, those both are children's shows with ridiculously exaggerated characters, the action/reaction between them being the source of every single joke.
Logan Price
>No Leni >No Lucy
sigh at least we got Lola
Joshua Hernandez
I dislike Luan, but I love her April Fool's episodes cause it's the only time her shtick is actually any fun.
But Fool Me Twice sucked because it was just a long montage of unfunny gags with a decent last minute ending.
Juan Diaz
Lucy's name is right there.
Parker Morgan
>Times change, man Not an argument. It just looks like shit. You keep posting in that thraed like we have no photos or something.
David Lewis
>when her regular laught drags and turns into evil villainous laughter April Fool's episodes are the best.
Zachary Williams
She's a literal dyke. The make up is the least of their worries
Chances is that conservative families are avoiding this series like the plague by now.
Carson Davis
The real question is : when will they make Luan dummies for aspiring ventriloquists?
I dunno, maybe they realized that the show might be on their side. I mean, look at what it actually has : >one gay couple with an adopted son >the son is the whimpiest kid on the block, can only socialize with one person outside of his family and is incapable of interacting with the opposite sex >the parents are beyond helicopter parents >the entire family cannot maintain itself without constant counselling and therapy or it would break apart >meanwhile the stable family with eleven kids is doing just fine and can settle all the problems inside the family without outside help
Grayson Diaz
Now, if other families could avoid it as well, that'd be perfect.
Sebastian Morgan
This, a Blooless Fosters would be complete dullsville
Adam Ramirez
>>the parents are beyond helicopter parents They're probably going to reduce that based off the winter episode.
Blake Allen
>implying they'll start to care about continuity now Lily should be 3 by then.
Tyler Rodriguez
It's a double switcheroo
The moral-guardian family is DA GAYS and the free caring family is pure anarchy
It's pure genius, like when South Park made a crude, tasteless movie about a crude, tasteless, movie. Including the overacting by parents and moral guardians and their scapegoats
So any real freak-out about the actual movie would just made their point stronger
Aaron Jackson
That's the weird thing about this show, in between the generic morals you get in every cartoon, you get stuff that's never really told to kids like "being yourself might mean you won't always be on good terms with everyone" (with Luan being obnoxious in No Laughing Matter) or rather than giving the usual "always follow your dreams" spiel going for a more grounded "you will never be a rock star, pipe dreams are just that, pipe dreams ; you're better off pursuing hobbies, working a bit so you can buy that fucking boat" in Roadie to Nowhere. Kinda refreshing.
Jaxson Stewart
Whoops
Thx user
Thomas Gonzalez
I hate being that guy but MLP did it first
Also the rock star moral was uncalled. No one can knows for sure. Working hard sure helps, but you can't say it's impossible to be famous, and there's literally nothing wrong about it.
Luis Perez
I think you severely underestimate how much those types of lessons are actually imparted onto kids, as well as severely overestimating how much the show is actually demonstrating those morals.
James Campbell
Good thing that's exactly what the show did.
Juan Gray
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Brayden Allen
I dread to see the degeneracy that is going to show up in the /trash/ thread when these things get released.
Brayden Nguyen
Hot glue Hot glue everywhere
Kevin Hernandez
Where the FUCK are the Leni ones?
Carter Scott
fuck the picture alone made me hot glue the phone
Isaiah Miller
Replaced in favor for that annoying faggot nigger clyde
Jacob Gutierrez
...
Logan Gray
>Name is Clyde >Has gay parents
Was this intentional?
Isaac Cooper
She's one of 3 Louds in the Nick Brawl online game. Either she's popular, or kids just enjoy punching her in the face.
Isaiah Hill
I fucking hope so, would be the funniest thing nick has done in years
Noah Long
So will the Lori plush make a fart sound when you squeeze it?
Kayden Robinson
How are Wicked Cool Toys action figures like? Anyone have somwthing from the company?
Hunter Bailey
Oh, this is great I want Lola.
Michael Davis
holy shit, I need Clyde and Lori ASAP.
Leo Watson
Will they be machine washable?
Cameron Green
im gonna buy the lola to hotglue.
Henry Roberts
fans did plushies first and better
Matthew Lopez
I'm expecting a lot of plush lewding both in real life and through drawings. Though I'm not gonna lie I would like a Lucy push
Justin Bennett
The other sisters are probably going to be part of a second wave if the first set sells well.