Only one gets to be Chad and the rest are virgins. Which one is it /co?

Look at this fucking Adonis and tell me he's not the best. Nostalgiafags need not apply.

Go home, Snyder.

>tfw you knock Lois up and then wipe her memories

>which if these Superman's would you like to fuck?

just had to make the thread topic more accurate

Reeve is literally doing the Chad stride there.

two of them

how can you possibly choose?

how the fuck is the cw supergirl version the latest yet the ugliest?

This, something's off in all the other ones.
For example I never noticed how big the S is for the Lois and Clark suit, or how small it is for Returns.
Supergirl and MoS look unfinished, and it's not just the trunks, MoS the blue looks like it's going to be color corrected in post, except it never is.

All that lifting won't save your hairline.
And while Cavill is still pretty handsome,
Reeve was just on point. God-tier aesthetics. Shame about the accident.

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Whoever looks best homeless wins

Reeve was also wearing a wig for Superman.

TV show budget. MoS' suit probably cost a few million in design and post production alone.

Supergirl one is the best. But I dislike how i cant see his bulge. What are hiding in there superman?

Why'd they spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on his Superman suit but just glue a few pubes on his face to make him look homeless?

they didn't, its real beard

>its real beard
How embarrassing.

He's a manlet that wears women's shoes, and has a balloon ass.
get out user

You are the one afraid of your pubes user.

Well Cavill clearly isn't, since he glues them to his face.

beards ARE face pubes dude

The most chad-like in behavior goes to Dean Cain, hands down.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Jbk0rHtVYE

Look up the definition of pubic, user.

not bad

Nowwwwww I see why Lee over-shadowed the turnks on the AC1000 cover. Never realized supes was so dark in that show. I prefer a more powdery blue personally. That suit is the best one though no debate there.

>turnks

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This one, of course

Oh, I thought he was from the Extended Porn Universe.

I don't get why, Tyler Hoechelin's six foot. That's tall enough given the height of the other actors on the show to not look short.

Cain, he has the biggest penis

>Reeve
>The good guy chad

>CW Supes
>Virgin, but nobody really cares; not unpopular, has a tight-knit group of close friends. Is poor, but is still considered more likeable than Snyderman.

>Snyderman
>Angry virgin, tries way too hard to out-chad the chad, ends up looking like a retard in the process; secretly just wants to be liked, but his abusive parents and coaches keep him down

>Brandon Routh
>Bookish virgin; no one's surprised he's a virgin, but only assholes give him shit about it. Doesn't have a ton of friends, but no one really has active beef with him.

>Dean Cain
>Goofball virgin, everyone more or less has a positive opinion of him; he's the one non-jock who gets nominated for Prom King (even if he doesn't win). Chill with basically everyone, is surprisingly Red Pilled, but also isn't an asshole about it.

>any Superman
>being anything other then a Chad

Update this with JUSTice League Snyderman

>The pressure gets to be too much for Snyderman and he has a full-on breakdown
>Ends up fighting with Battfleck, who requests to be transferred to a better school
>The school investigates into Snyderman's situation and ends up putting him into foster care
>His abusive dad still tries to contact him, making for some uncomfortable situations
>Overall he's much happier living with his new guardians (even if his new dad is a bit of a cuck who emotionally abuses his foster mom behind closed doors)
>Everyone is still a little awkward around him, given his past drama, but he's now free to be the kind of person he always wanted to be
>Eventually graduates with decent marks and goes to trade school, lives a modest life, starts a small family
>Reeve goes on to be immensely successful and a hometown hero (despite a few questionable business decisions later on in his career), but Snyderman is above feeling bitter anymore
>He's not what most would consider "remarkable", but he was able to rise above his abusive beginnings to make a decent life for himself, and that's what matters