Why is Professor X still disabled? Doesn't he know a million people who can fix him?

Why is Professor X still disabled? Doesn't he know a million people who can fix him?

Do you actually read comics? Because Xavier is too busy being dead right now to try and get his spine fixed.

Why is he so fucking buff?

He's tried various fixes but they never work out:

His exoskeleton requires him to push his psychic powers to the brink of killing him.

His clone body that could walk, nearly stopped working after a single beatdown and he had to spend several years in bed in a spaceship and even then, only got "fixed" when the Skrulls kidnapped him and had to heal him up 100% so they could strap him into a device to let them 100% duplicate his face and powers.

*Magneto used nanite sentinels to restore his ability to walk and then promptly turned them off when he made his move against Xavier.

>Dead
>Marvel

Couldn't he- at least for a little bit, long enough to climb some stairs- just use his telekinesis to brace and move his legs?

He likes parking close to the door

Actually he is alive again, in Phantomex's body, so not only is "X" walking again, he's also hotter and younger now

Read your fucking comics

He doesn't have telekinesis

All the psychic bullshit he has and that's not one of them?
Damn, he must feel ripped off.

Well he can't because he has telepathy, not telekinesis.

So what’s your preferred wheelchair design for Xavier?

He's been walking on and off for decades.

Okay, why is Marvel too chicken shit to legit keep a character dead?

Yellow.

They do, they're just characters you don't really care about that much so they stay dead.
Xavier meanwhile is a popular character, undoubtedly tons of writers have had plans for him for decades and he's popular enough that people think him being in comics would get people interested.

Just the basic generic type of wheelchair like in the X-men films.

Most notably, Tony Stark or Hank Pym could build him a robo-suit.

Robo-suit Professor X would be one of the strongest heroes in the Marvel universe, come to think of it.

>His exoskeleton requires him to push his psychic powers to the brink of killing him.
Why? Why can't they give him one that runs off of batteries or a fuel cell instead of psychic powers? I bet Forge could whip one up before Professor X finishes an episode of Seinfeld.

Because it's a circle

with Xavier it goes: can walk, can't walk, dead, can walk, can't walk, dead and repeat repeat repeat

It's an inevitable part of being him, every time that he gets fixed he ends up getting paralysed again a little while later.

>X-Men
>dead
Have you ever read a single comic in your life? Serious question

It's all a huge scam to claim disability welfare for funding for the school

orange

>spine
his spine is fine, he's a cripple because his legs got crushed

Does Red Skull still have his brain?

He could walk normally
Then he got crippled by Lucifer
Then he used mechanical legs that he stopped using for whatever reason
Then he faked his death
Then he came back
Then he got a sweet new clone body with functional legs, they would fuck up sometimes but he eventually got over it
Then his son Legion crippled him on the Astral Plane, crippling him in real life
Then Stryfe tried to kill him, Apocalypse saved him and he gained the the ability to walk for like a day.
Then Xorn uncrippled him
Then Xorn disguised as Magneto crippled him
Then House of M happened, his legs weren't crippled anymore but his powers were gone
Then the M'Kraan Crystal gave him back his powers
Then he was shot in the head, but saved by the Acolytes
Then he died trying to kill Phoenix-Cyclops
Now he's alive in Fantomex's body, it's only a matter of time before he's crippled again.

Why doesn’t he just use telekinesis to animate his legs?

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imagine if xavier had a black manta obsessed in crippling him over and over again

Yeah, he doesn't get both. He's not JEAN.

He doesn't have TK.

Different chairs for different missions. Give him some fucking tank treds or something, get creative.

The same reason why the keep milking the same 80 year old characters over and over.

Capitalism.

There is no good reason.

Same reason that, with all the super science tech in the marvel universe, there's still no utopian society with no hunger, or poverty or disease. Writers are either 1.) too stupid to imagine the implications of all the super science. Or 2.) deliberately writing stories in a world that is relatable to the people of today with the problems of today.

feels like something got lost in translation here.

He can micro manage his own brain and just tell it to get shredded rather than work out.

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because professor x is a flat character

No

But what color is his chair?

Arcade did nothing wrong.

Obviously orange

Is that a bald joke?

Wrong. Charles is still dead. Reread YOUR comics, fool.

Your mom should have swallowed

I don't get it

Clearly. Your dad should have left you cooling off in a sock.

Yes, let's just manipulate the nervous system of the world's most powerful psychic. What could possibly go wrong here?

X is not real Xavier, he is evil Xavier.

the truth in a single line

>"Hey Xavier! How are the legs?"

Better question: isn't she kind of an insult to kids with cerebral palsy? She walks normally, speaks normally, and looks normal with not a trace of semi-Down's.

Still mad about that.

...she is a badger

a Tank. Seriously, give him a weapon platform

who should be Xaviers Black Manta/Sabertooth?

Jean Grey

Arcade should never be used in comics. Ever. Name one good comic with him

>Why is Professor X still disabled?
For X-tra pity.

Or bald