Stan Lee Presents The Mighty Marvel Superheroes' Cookbook (1977)

In loving memory of /cock/.

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Jesus Christ.

I realize this is meant for kids, but even so those are some of the laziest "recipes" I've ever seen.

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thanks. i wonder what a modern version would look like.

Well duh, it's for kids. Most of the children's cookbooks I had as a kid were worse.

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Worse than "grab anything from the fridge and eat it," "follow the instructions on the package, don't ask me what am I a cookbook," or "make some instant soup and add croutons?"

I sincerely feel sorry for you.

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...Does this imply that Charlie wanted to be eaten?

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Charlie has certain fetishes...

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I'm..scared for Charlie

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That's all folks.

It was also the seventies, so many recipes at that time tried to take advantage of convenience foods that were just becoming popular. And gelatin. Fucking everything needs gelatin in a 60s-70s cookbook.

Well Cred Forums, what do you want for breakfast?
I'll take the spidey pancakes

>lima bean chowder

Dafuq

>porcupine balls

Where's the goddamn cabbage leaves?

>Thor's Cabbage Rolls

...oh.

Why does Hawkeye get Corned Beef Hash of all things

That Dr. Strange page is the laziest shit I've ever seen, I'm almost in awe of it.

I know there's a page somewhere where there's a recipy for a supposedly vegetarian food which actually has beef alongside its ingredients but I'm too lazy to find it, which one is it

Even in a cookbook he gets the shit end.

>smother the fire with flour
I guess the writers never played with fire, nor heard of dust explosions...

>Thors Asgardian Vegetable soup

Why is Thor about to squash Ant-man with his mjlonir?

You don't want ants in the kitchen