Today is Carl's Birthday

Today is Carl's Birthday

Why does that matter?

It don't matter. None of this matters.

>57
Yeah that sounds about right, I have no idea how old Daria is cause I can’t read the fucking word

I read that as landwhale at first.
Cred Forums ruined me.

If she's the same age as Beavis and Butthead, she'd be born in 1979.

Darn! I should have grown a mustache.

3 MORE YEARS, AND HE WILL FINALLY GET THAT SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT AT THE STRIP CLUBS

Sweeet!

This is now a carl thread, post carls.

>Hair: yellow

But SpongeBob doesn't have hair... Or DOES he?

cool

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Tonight
You

They are said to be 14 several times, daria is 1997? So I'd say 17 or so at that point and 38 in 2018.

Has anyone been watching the Pregame Prognostifications?

Those are still going on?

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>Spongebob was 13 when the show started
>already owned his own house and proceeded to get a job at the most famous restaurant in town
What have you done with YOUR life, Cred Forums?

I grew up in south Jersey, cool.

Well it's up to 20 episodes already

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With Carl's lifestyle, would he really still be alive to have his birthday today... ignoring the fact he dies in every other episode

I had to look up Class D license, because my state is different, apparently. In Jersey, a class D is just a basic license. Confused me for a second, I had never seen anything but A, B, or C.

Ah yo happy birthday

Now you listen directly to me, for I am the ghost of christmas past, and I will show you, what christmas, was like

happy birthday Carl, I hope the neighbors leave you the fuck alone for the day

>5'11''
Carl's a manlet? Woah. That explains everything.

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ID thread?

>francis is taller than me

Happy frickin birthday.
KEK.