Hey oh my soons, it me Spitter

>Hey oh my soons, it me Spitter
>Lucianno
>Ralph
>Doodie Wo-Wo
>Miggerlangelo
>Hep Cunty Groans and Ass-fill Fo'Real, danger
>Spreader attack with Toe Jap
>Togember you are Teenage Musky Negro Thugs

>sun hep mitter pitter tomato yoshi hanging stoke

>SPLINTER WANT DIAPPE CHANGED, SPLINTER NEED MIKEY TURN ON NICK JR NOW WAHHHHHG

I was told that the new Splinter is fat, lazy, and didn't actually teach the turtles anything. Is that true?

Raph is the leader so take a guess.

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Eh, I like the new racist Splinter

They call him Master Nigger Splinter cause he hung em from the tree by a bakers dozen back in Nihon after beating them with a kendo stick.
Dirty foreigners get out, GAIJIN LEAVE.

Well, at least no one can fuck up perfect Splinter. He wil never be forgotten.

At first anyway, yes.

You know, I kinda like the new design too.
I mean, it's trash, but the brush strokes are kind of endearing.
But I'll just wait to see until the cartoon actually come out.
If what said is true, then I'll jump shit on this crap.

Raimi, is that you?

I hate how rat DILF made me feel.

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Can someone please tell me im not the only one who thinks nusplinter looks retarded?

Why do you think this thread exists.

Seeing as the Turtles are different species is this Splinter a mutated Chinchilla?

No, i mean physically retarded, like he has down syndrome

Surprised nobody made a shitpost using Splinter rule34 yet.

Wholesome?

He hasn't gotten serious yet,a lack of Shredder in verse or something, this was in the yt video brought up yesterday in the toy thread.

A fucking rat has no right looking like this

that rat is beautiful and fluffy

>it's another "Cred Forums pretends to care about the turtles" episode

rats are bro-tier pets.

This splinter design is not.
He lost all of his rat-charisma. He looks like a shitty annoying Yoda 2.0.
fuck this

This is a mouse, but it's for you since you appreciate beautiful rodents

I am a pet rat enthusiast and this 'design' offends me on a deep personal level.

Fuck

Do you think if we meme this Splinter into a massive racist like Raimiposting did an entire movie trilogy Nickelodeon would change him?

Why do you even care? It's not like you'll watch the show to begin with.

Because it would amuse me.

Racist Asian dad Splinter is not even that far-fetched, old Asians are racist as fuck.

UHH UHH UHHH SCOOOTER UUUUHHHHHHHH RATTY BOY SPIT SPIT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH

MMMM-MAKE ME RATTOY BOY SPIT LEGAL O'NEGRO

This Splinter looks like he's letting out a massive fart.