What did she have against the Earth, Cred Forums?

Jaxson Price
Jaxson Price

What did she have against the Earth, Cred Forums?

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Julian Smith
Julian Smith

She was jealous of our immense superiority, like all filthy Xenos are.

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

It was blocking her view of Uranus.

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

She just wanted the D and was cranky Dodgers wouldn't give it to her

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

We haven't even landed a man on another planet. What is there to be jealous of? Our Bees?

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

Duck dick, Woo hoo!
Every day she's out there to get
Duck dick, Woo hoo!

Jason Myers
Jason Myers

Well it's taking place in the startrekesque future where we're conquering space already

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

Earth is filled with assholes. Have you seen humans?

Also Duck Dodgers had a big dick that she demanded to be in her. That's the story.

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

Then why would the martians get upset over their view of Venus being blocked? Marvin could just fly over and land on the dang planet if he wanted to.

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

She mad because Earth is the best.
youtube.com/watch?v=6mAdTIufzpk

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

What aesthetic do you guys like more? The more imposing roman-esc design from Duck Dodgers or the more retro-sci fi design of the old cartoons?

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

I'd give her my illudium pu-36 that's for damn sure

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

Mars has always been jealous of Earth.

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

Do you think she would have been as adamant if she knew what Duck dick was like, or if she knew how batshit Crazy and murderiffic male Ducks get when looking for poon?

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

If martians are able to steal people's brains, they could probably surgically replace his penis.

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

Not gonna lie, I always thought the pink line on her face was her mouth until a few years ago when I rewatched the show

David Long
David Long

That is not an uncommon mistake.

Angel Adams
Angel Adams

Have you seen the SIZE of a duck penis?

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

Size doesn't matter if it's getting replaced.

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

kek

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

yeah, my point is, why would you want to replace it. Technology fails where nature has already succeeded

Carson Davis
Carson Davis

Because nature has its limits that technology can surpass.

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

Shes all about that 15 feet of corkscrew dick, you know that

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

It's da white man.

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

Anons I’m pretty sure that would kill her, especially if Daffy gets as violent as horny male ducks usually are.

Evan James
Evan James

surpassing the sheer power of a 10 feet long corkscrew penis is a feat conventional technology cannot accomplish
By the time we can surpass it, humans (or ducks) will no longer have the need for physical bodies

John Carter
John Carter

To be fair, our Bees are quite the envy of The Cosmos.

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

*sweating*

Go on...

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

Wasn't it always a combination? Also it's not so much Retro Sci-fi as it was just modern sci-fi.
It took me the longest time to get that they were dressed like Mars.

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

Bees are a primordial species we can’t live without.

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

I think you need to tell me more about what supposedly changed, because as far as I'm aware, they both follow the same aesthetic, just with different color schemes

Angel Green
Angel Green

Out of the Blue, Daffy starts Fett all nervous and sweaty when looking at the calendar
Requests a large block of time off, but refuses to explain why other than vague mutters about it being bad for everyone of he doesn’t.
Passes off Command to Porky, before finding some super secure, isolated facility to sequester himself off in with provisions, a computer, and a metric ton of tissues.
Everyone finds this no stranger than Dodgers usually is, and goes about their business, with Porky doing a real swell job as Captain.
Suddenly, Daffy goes missing, and the room he was in trash by what appears to be some mystery monster.
Everyone presumes that this was what Daffy was afraid of, but are unsure as to why he couldn’t be upfront with his fears.
Porky wants to find him before the Mystery monster tears his hapless boss limb from limb.
The Martians want to find him because “Oh shit, if this thing can take out Dodgers than it REALLY means business, we better learn more about it and maybe take it out”, and also because Tyr’ahnee wants to rescue her husbando
Star Johnson wants to find him so he can be a big damn hero
Cue race to find the mystery monster following his trail of destruction
Turns Out there is no mystery monster
It’s just Dodgers
Apparantly it was Duck mating season, and he wanted to fuck off until it ended so he wouldn’t murder rape anybody, but was too embarrassed to say.
everything had gone fine until a power outage at his hideyhole fucked it all up.
but Now Mating seasons over and he can go back to work.
Porky’s glad that he’s alive, Star’s pissy there’s no monster to fight, and The Martians want to forget the fact that Dodgers can turn into a raging beast of anger.
Tyr’ahnee however, is even more turned on from this new knowledge of Duck reproductive practices, which really freaks Daffy the fuck out.

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

Does anyone have any Tyr'ahnee related art requests?

Juan Nelson
Juan Nelson

earth sense of style is a bane on all sentient life forms

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

wearing nothing but a long sweater

Cooper Sanders
Cooper Sanders

hot

John Ortiz
John Ortiz

I'm sure it was sexier in your head.

Brayden Ward
Brayden Ward

Then allow me to be a tad more specific

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

She just wanted the Dodgers.

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

Oral sex.

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

More like this then

Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

saved

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

Glad you liked it.

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

We should make a movie about bees.

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

Clearly you have no idea how important bees are on earth not even joking here. Get educated nigger.

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

An entire movie about bees? How would such a thing work?

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

It's because people rarely wear hats anymore.

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

Reminder that daffy is a martian sleeper agent and without his fake beak hes identical to a martian

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

LOL, Fucking moron...bees are the only source of honey in the universe

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

Humans are physically ugly and boring and have the worst cultures and governments in the universe. Humanity are the niggers of the galaxy

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

Easy just make is a film bout a bee going outside of the hive to see the world

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

Don't you have a golden throne to be sitting on?

David Ross
David Ross

that's ridiculous

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

I agree, gotta add a love interest. What's Renée Zellweger up to these days

Luis Green
Luis Green

Indeed! It needs romance. Wait! What if a human falls in love with a bee?

Aiden Gray
Aiden Gray

We both came up with similar ideas. I guess we're a bit hive minded

Adrian Murphy
Adrian Murphy

I like where this is going but it still needs something. What about Seinfeld as a lawyer!

Parker King
Parker King

this thread is full of retarded shit anyways so I might as well post thing thing from tumblr

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

Only if we have a bee version of Larry King.

Eli Sullivan
Eli Sullivan

Timeless man he is, now how do we get a good climax.

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

What if after a huge court case, the bees agree to sell the products of their labors to humans rather than do it for free?

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

Not big enough, We need something like from an action movie!

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

Carlos!

Angel White
Angel White

Where all male Martians short? Wish they went more into how Martians lived and what types of martians there were.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

all male martians
short
Have you somehow missed General Z9 and his personal robo slut

David Roberts
David Roberts

Where all male Martians short?
Nope.

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

Don't forget gong boy.

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

Just had a bad hair cut.

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

Nah, the Commander is just a manlet.

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

Delightful and frightening.

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

Well there actually a episode were they say Earth sounds sistem were pretty good, while the martians still have tapes and cassettes

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