WEEELLLLLLLLLL

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

WEEELLLLLLLLLL

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

Kyle's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Eli Collins
Eli Collins

IT'S THE BIG SHOW

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

GAVE AWAY MY POSSESIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

THE POOPSMITH HE COULD TALK (HEL-LO)
AND MARZIPAN COULD ROCK
AND THE STICK WOULD BE THIS BIG OL' TREE THAT WOULD EAT EVERYONE EXCEPT THE CHEAT AND ME (AND ME!)
WE'LL SEE
AND THE KING OF TOWN WOULD BE UNDERGROUND IN A BOX FILLED UP WITH PEAS (I HATE PEAS!)
I KNOW
BUBS WOULD GIVE AWAY FLAMETHROWERS THAT WOULD SHOOT CHOCOLATE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS (IMITATION CHOCOLATE)
AND MY STUPID BABY BROTHER WOULD'VE BEEN BORN WITH HORNS AND A TAIL (I'M EVIL)
AND COACH Z WOULD WEAR HIS COOL JACKET (CHECK IT OUT Y'ALL)
AND HOMESTAR JUST COULDN'T HACK IT (I QUIT)
AND POM POM WOULDN'T CHANGE AT ALL EXCEPT HE'D LOOK LIKE AN ABA BASKETBALL

William Howard
William Howard

LISTEN HERE, WHILE I MAKE IT CLEAR

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

THE DEVIL WILL TAKE THEIR HEADS

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

VAN YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

DRRRRRRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

LYIN' LOOTIN' STEALIN'
ARE THE REASONS I'M A PIRATE

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

Fpbp

Exactly what I was thinking.

Ayden Reed
Ayden Reed

THE MIRROR NEVER LIES

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

My nigga.

AND THIS LITTLE WEIRDO
WOULD BE A MODESTLY HOT GIRL TO HELP ME THROUGH THE HARD TIMES
YOU KNOW THE KIND THAT ARE ONLY SORTA HOT SO THEY DON'T MESS AROUND WITH OTHER GU-U-Y-Y-YS

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

AaaaAaaaAaA, I'M FOREVER YOUR GIRL!

Ian King
Ian King

THE POOPSMITH, HE COULD TALK

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

DKC was my first vidya game
too young to figure out how to play, but got a sense of wonder from reading the strategy guide and looking at the artwork
finally drop my gamer balls and play for real
realize it's a god-tier platformer, and one of the best games I've ever played
play it over and over again, inevitably get too good at it
just blow my way through every level, all feeling of adventure is gone
when I die I don't think "Wow this level is tricky" I think "Goddamnit, I should have been able to make that"
Feels bad man.

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

BUT NOW IM COOKING PIES FOR SCIENCE

EINSTEIN WOULD BEAM WITH PRIDE

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

WHY, WHAT A FORTUITOUS STROKE OF LUCK
FOR YOU TO MEET THIS SAVVY CROC
WHOSE EVERY INTEREST CO-INTERSECTS WITH YOUR OWN

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

I CAN SIIIIIIINNNNGGG

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