Fuck Madoka. Why's she so smug?

Fuck Madoka. Why's she so smug?

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She became comfortable in the knowledge that she is the best girl.

Because if anyone tries to fuck with her, she knows that they'll get their shit kicked in by a demon.

Because she knows she made Homu into her bitch.

She just knows.

>pretend to be a naive, clueless loli
>befriend a social retard
>introduce her to guy who gave you magics
>ally yourself with social retard to the point where she considers you her best friend
>steadily keep her affection for you growing while megafuck witch gets ready
>die to megafuck witch, leading her to wish she could protect you
>itbegins.png
>let social retard aimlessly try and save you countless times
>die repeatedly, making her more and more desperate with each loop
>once you're certain she'd do anything for you, pull the rug out from under her and declare yourself God
>become omnipresent, omnipotent ruler of the universe
>realize you don't have your socially retarded slave anymore
>get idea
>wait until she's about to witch out
>jump in her soul gem without telling anyone
>pretend to have amnesia
>make up some moralfag story about not liking being a literal god
>she actually believes it
>back off for a while, let her drive herself mad
>your other pawns get everyone out of social retard's soul gem
>be god again
>act as though you're about to take social retard to magical girl heaven
>she snaps and "steals" part of your power
>let her do her thing
>social retard rewrites the universe almost exactly as it was before
>watch her give the others amnesia
>test to see if she thinks you're under her spell too
>she does
>tfw you've made social retard, who now has near godlike powers, your loyal servant
>tfw you could get your powers back at any time and she wouldn't do shit about it
>tfw you get to see her pelt herself with tomatoes

I'd be smug too.

Everything was part of Madoka's grand plan the whole time.

...

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still waiting for next project

Might be here a while

I can feel the despair eating at me already

we'll get it eventually
and it will be shit

She became a lovecraftian abomination

all heil

Who's to say she won't become one again?

Nobody, I was just answering why she's so smug

>Madoka wants to become god again
>Homura doesn't let her
>Madoka goes witch
i can see it happening
or maybe not, because she is above the witch system

>madoka witches out, creating more energy than any witch before
>homura goes mad, tries and rewrite the universe again, but witches out soon after
>she is walpurgisnacht
>the universe has been rewritten countless times before
>everything is just a grand cycle to keep the universe living, whether in one state or another
>the incubators are behind everything

>show is bad
>Cred Forums pretends it's not

You guys are weird.

Well that's, like, your opinion, man.

I'll have you know that my opinion differs from yours and for that reason we cannot get along.

This is very twisted. Madoka would not manipulate someone just for her own amusement like that. There is simply no way.

This ugly arrogant child on the other hand, has and does. She spit all over her fathers beliefs and used her wish to fix things so his preaching would make her rich. Of course, this backfired on her but she still didn't even care and just shrugged and commented saying 'at least I have this power I can use for myself'. She does nothing but steal things and bully people. She is never nice to anyone and is incapable of feeling any love. She only pretends to be nice to Sayaka at time because she knows Sayaka is easy and wants to get into her pants. She is abusive to Sayaka too, and chokes her whenever Sayaka doesn't do exactly as she tells her to do.

This girl truly is a stain on humanity and I wish she would just go away. She is barely even human, she is a worthless heartless THING that deserves to be just locked in a cage.

Oh, and if all that wasn't bad enough she really stinks too and her hair smells like garbage.

Which one is sayaka. The apple absconder?

Sayaka the girl with blue hair. She is a good girl and tries hard. She is nothing like this heartless beast who only hurts people.

>active madoka thread
>no mentally ill tripfagging pedo
wew

Problem with that shoe is I have a hard enough time remembering names even when I care. Traits are better. There's main character, then there's time girl, And I think there was a healing girl, and there was apple girl, and there was dead girl, and there might be another girl. And a cat.

>fuck Madoka
Yes please

I like Kyouko and you can't change that

>Sayaka the girl with blue hair. She is a good girl and tries hard. She is nothing like this heartless beast who only hurts people.
>good girl
>not hurting other people

Where are all those 4th movie cucks?

>T-there's a chance!!!
>I-it doesn't have to end like this!!
>Y-you can't prove there ISN'T gonna b-be another movie!
>I-it's ambiguous on p-purpose! Hah! Th-there's your proof!

I remember you thirtsy dipshits

>thir
FUCK, I regret posting in this thread a lot now, I hope you're happy

All I have to do is have ONE thought about rape, and every single one of you turns into a cthulhu on the spot

>Fuck Madoka
don't mind if i do

I'll be just after you

dibs on the smug mouth

No, seriously though, ONE fucking thought --- JESUS CHRIST ON SALE, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FUCKING EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPLOSIVE TOUCH, ACTIV

"it's just a prank bro ;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;"
kek

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"I'm disappointed in you, Homura chan. I'm very disappointed.

Regaining my memories was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Madoka. Did you really think it would kill me?

I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all.

But you, Homura chan, you're just a girl.

And world's smartest girl poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite."

who the fuck is that supposed to be, Randy Roughhouse?

No, wait, sorry, I guess that was just a "THOSE AREN'T MY CONFEDERATES"

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Ooh, I liked this
Still not my supposed confederates in operation butthole though, so you niggers had best back the fuck up

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This is a great time for another english lesson, because besides confederates meaning teammates that I don't have any of, confederates also means the losing side of the American Civil War which I also don't have any of but sure sounds a lot more realistic than

>fuck Madoka

You're goddamn right I would.

What, it takes you FIVE MINUTES to come up with a rational response to that? Fine, from the top then, Time and Tide, they wait for no man. Nor do I, Mr. Tunt, nor do I. And unless my demands are met, I will launch my NERV gas missiles on New York, Washington, and Miami in 1 minute and oh look at that, 0 seconds - hey, make a wish

Homura didn't do anything wrong.

Yes, I DO, like FIFTY

I swear to God, if I weren't too lazy to learn how to take a screenshot on this shitty laptop, I would EAT YOU SAD SACKS OF SHIT ALIVE RIGHT NOW. Instead, how about you just send them down in the DSV?

I mean, like, FIVE? inb4 fifty one

Ah, whatever, ignore me, I'm dying, I mean not literally dying, but

OH MY GOD JUST LIKE THAT WOLF GUY WHO HADN'T SLEPT IN WEEKS

Alright, that's it, I'm calling bullshit. I'm clearly still alive somehow despite basically not sleeping at all lately

*crickets*

I SURE WISH I COULD TAKE A NICE HOT SHOWER RIGHT ABOUT NOW CAUSE HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN LIKE FIVE OR SIX DAYS AT LEAST AND I'M COLD ;_;

Kyoko a second best

GREATEST HAREM ANIME OF ALL TIME

And if you think I planned this out in advance, you clearly haven't been paying attention to what I'm about to say

YES! EXACTLY! ANIME AT THE GATES

That's not Sayaka.

AS YOU CAN SEE, there are absolutely no guns of any sort in my apartment or anywhere near it, and there is nobody here with me, and I have not touched anyone or come into any kind of confrontation with anyone other than the Edmonds police just now, and I will go see my psychiatrist or crisis response people or whoever today

Reminder tbat Madoka never once loved Homura in any way. The next installment will feature Madoka remorselessly killing her and feeling good about it.

-contrarians think it's bad
-anons play along

Just as planned.

Kizu ensured that it'll never happen.

Fucking this.

Though maybe the battle between gretchen and walleyworldnight is the ultimate energy source.

And the incubators behind everything make her look like the smartest amoeba.

Because the typhoon is gone. I can take a plane. Yay! I am going to the Madogatari exhibition.
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-kizu flopped

I used to like this meme, but now it's getting annoying.