Heres a better version.
Anyone has the same edit but about the one shoving a finger down someones urethra?
I am not a fucking fox!
Why does she sit like that?
Maybe her butt hurts.
Stop calling this number.
End your life already shitty frogposter.
Britney Spears falls in love with Kevin Federline from 2004-2006.
Pregnant with his kid, she immediately calls him and asks him to buy her all sorts of junk food because of her hormonal imbalances. Kevin complains, asking her to not make her go to a convenience store because Lance Bass keeps bullying him. Britney reminds him of who pays his salary, and he relents, buying his wife Cheetos.
However, in a twist that no one saw, hijinks ensue as Kevin's unborn child calls him and tells him to not buy his mother anymore Cheetos just because. As Kevin hangs up on his son, it's revealed that Britney is pregnant with twins. However, a third monstrosity is revealed to share the womb with them, that of a Mutant Cheeto.
While the two go the motions of being a couple in their sham of a wedding prior to their 2006 divorce, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall out of love with each other and question the NATURE of MISTAKES.
Moshi Moshi Nadeko desuuu~
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best! Beats the rest
Cellular, modular, interactivodular
Date a live?
That's awesome, Chen! Do it again!
>and then i run away desu
It's me. You know, me!
Hi, this is Doppio!
What do you say?
>you will never have someone call you and ask if you want to hang out
What is your phone number?
>two shitposting generals up at the same time
>both are still active
>meanwhile, the frogposts have been deleted
S A S U G A
We must break Belphegor's spell in order to save him. We must free him from the chains of his previous existence.
"Uhh yeah sure, where do you wanna meet?"
Feels bad man