NEW Official New Rules: 1. Cred Forums will be run by Loli. 2. Loli (with proper sleepwear) are allowed to stay up late on Cred Forums. 3. Loli need pancakes with lots of syrup. 4. Loli want up. Loli WANT UP! 5. Mustache Loli are called Gentlemen Loli 6. Headpats are mandatory - NO EXCEPTIONS 7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence ---- Hiro feeds me pancakes and pats my head regularly. You can take this as gospel as no one has ever posted a false or misleading post on Cred Forums, ever.
Remember: Hiro speaks to us directly only through dubs and all other forms of communication are moot.
>7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
Okay, let's say that hiro goes even more of a retard than he already is and actually makes a manga board. What would be the most efficient way to shitpost it until it gets deleted?
Reply to this post or your waifu will die tonight.
i can get behind this
not liking oppai loli is gay
You deserve capital punishment.
Let's Do The Time Warp Again!
Making loads of useless threads?
>Aniplex Guy is here Oh, boy, these threads are about to get even fucking better.
you think you can out-post all these tibetian wall sculpturing NEET enthusiasts? Your effort is futile
My wife Chino is so cute.
Just spam a lot of totally valid threads about decent manga that no one reads, forcing things off the end at a ridiculous rate while 90% of the threads get no replies.
I like this.
Tell me about bane
Why does he wear the mask?
Why don't you faggot just ignore OP? Mods aren't doing shit.
Why does he wears the mask?
He is a big guy
Who is excited for /ma/?
This is precious.
Let's take it from the top.
Dr. Pavel, I'm HIRO
Though my body is small and petite, I accept your challenge and will rain ineffectual blows on your body until my fruitless punches and uncontrolled sobbing changes your mind.
You big bully OP
speasking of banners, have any of you made for Cred Forums yet? my fucking sides
I WILL CONQUER THIS BOARD
Why don't we ban OP For a few months
slippery wet dog poop
Why don't we ban you for a few years?
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad. However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Cred Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
Also we need two other boards, one for current anime this season and one for past seasons. I'm so sick of seeing the flavor of the month shit.
>le EpIc Top KEK REtoRt ebin lel Xdddd
Mods have abandoned us.
Um, which rule does that apply to?
Loli want up (#4)
Or Headpats (#6)
The most successful threads on Cred Forums right now
How about taking a break from shitposting to watch some anime?
MY FUCKING SIDES
Aniplex Guy is always there with you. He is everywhere, all powerful and all knowing
>loli shitposter prevented another thread from popping up Hire this man.
>mfw these pedos are in love with cartoons
you're delusions will never cease to entertain
Who would ever want to do things like that around here
>Ban loli op
NEW RULE #8
>tfw can't go to bed because of this thread.
I approve of these rules
not bad kid, now check this out
I'm glad you approve. Me and Hiro are discussing this right now. You can't see Hiro now because he's in the shower, but rest assured he agreed with my demands.
check out this boat
That's a nice boat!
this is truly embarrassing
AS YOU WISH.
REMOVE POSTING COOLDOWN IF LAST POST WAS DOUBLES
>AS YOU WISH
Thanks Hiro! You Da MoonMan!
if dubs i go to sleep. otherwise also, i sleep
Wtf i like loli now.
But if you are a Loli (with appropriate sleepwear) you can stay up now!
HIRO APPROVED RULE #2
step back kid, lemme handle this
I have a legitimate question for OP:
What was the point of even making these threads?
But are lolis sexy?
those dubs are legit
For mah dubs
That was the best part of his post maybe YOU should kill YOURSELF
ok, butt where are they??
I just posted this ONE because I (And HIRO, don't forget, Hiro is my friend and he's playing gamecube on my couch behind me, honest) believe that Loli need representation.
How many did you post?
Honestly the best thread about this shit in the last few days, would agree on everything
I posted the word Moot as an adjective, not a heartbreaking, heartless, runaway jew, you meany!
Excuse my ignorance, but what series?
kill yourself...mostly for that picture
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
It's here! The custes and strongest 2hu! theeeeee 9 girl!!!
I'm impressed by what's become of these threads. Much better than all the shitflinging earlier.
>7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
That's nice, but Will no one think of the Loli?!
Probably because the autist who samefagged for "his" manga board and gooktrash is not here
Oppai loli is a crime against humanity
Kheck my pubs.
Also ths thread is false flag made by mods to ban shitposters en masse. Youre fools
PROTEST BY POSTING OPPAI LOLI
I believe in her!
ban my cock dude
We need a recommendation general on Cred Forums.
Come on girl you can do it!
If dubs cakes >>>>>lolis
Which rule is that?
Rule # 3 (Loli need pancakes with lots of syrup.) or Rule # 7 (Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence)
Not sure where yours fits in.
You're in it right now
what is \A\ discord? link plz
are the saints still a meme team? I haven't watch handegg since they won the superb owl
Okay can anyone recommend a good romance anime besides White Album 2 and School Rumble?
Those two anime made me go through feelings other didn't.
Dunno. I only keep up with /nba/ and Niners
Your face is a crime against humanity
you're posting is weak. eye am the strongest here
Yes, i could
CALM DOWN user
Op combo, it never fail to get some impressive digits
If dubs imouto >>>>>onee-san
If dubs moot will be back for Christmas
Is the only good board left?
YOU'RE NOT MARTIN LUTHER KING
IF DUBS, OPPAI LOLI SHOULD RULE OVER Cred Forums
If dubs moot is a faggot who never loved us
He'll never be back huh? Fine i don't miss that faggot anyway
I can fell it
moot is lurking on /fit/.
>He'll never be back huh?
I don't wanna think about it
if dubs hiro will kill himself.
Why the fuck do people care about dubs so much? Can we BAN everyone who gets dubs please?
I'm not moot guys, I promise
If dubs mods should ban this retard
Frustrated at your shitty digits? Watch and learn
Dubs have been disabled on a few boards
>Trips He'll never come back.
pssh nothing personel, kid
You're just mad because you didn't get any!
Dumb Moco Poster
>Can we BAN everyone who gets dubs please? It's a 24h ban already, retard newshit.
>He actually did it
nice digits reddit how about you apply yourself next time
Move /kancolle/ to /jp/. >No anime discussion and image dump from pixiv.
>off by one Guess I'll just kys myself
>Move /kancolle/ to /jp/. >No anime discussion and image dump from pixiv.
Which rules are those?!
Pretty sure it's not sleepwear or headpat related.
Stay on topic, Cred Forumsnon!
I love the ocean.
is there any ranch dressing anime? pls respond
More like delete.
I love the doubles guy
Everyone go home.
Fuck off, let Oppai Loli live.
only oldfags remember noko
new thread plox
>Promising not to be Moot
IT WAS ME, HIRO!
nokosage my shit up
>Image limit How i will spend memepower to summon dubs without images?
>being this much of a fucking failure that you cant get a girl to suck your worthless dick so you have to settle with a mentally ill dude in a drag >b-but m-muh 3dpd pig disgusting
Like this ---------------------------------------------^
Fucking ban dubs and everyone getting repeating digits on Cred Forums already, it's ruining this board
Make a new one?
Why? I'm sure Pretend Mod (Who cannot claim he talked to Hiro because Hiro is at MY house eating churros on the sofa) will start one soon enough because of reasons.
I want my post number to end with a 4
74 is not a dubs
BIG FAT PUFFY VULVA
Woah sugoi sempai! Let me try ________________________^
ur doing it wrogn ______________________________________^^
Great bait, mate; I rate eight out of eight.
>No big fat puffy vulva because of IMAGE LIMIT
>Cred Forumsermin.jpg No u!
If this was /jp/, we could be doing ASCII. See, this is a good reason to let /jp/ back into the cool house again.
>^^ Fuck off Check em
1. Your "source" merely states you're allowed ONE thread to DISCUSS the board. That does not mean you have multiple threads stating changes to the board, nor does it mean that's going to happen. 2. These "polls" do not represent in any way, Cred Forums as a whole, or even a remotely fair vote. You used strawpoll, with limited "rules", at a certain disclosed unannounced time. 3. Your post purposely skews all of this information, for some reason. 4. A moderator should probably be one to start these threads, not you. 5. Nothing needs changing anyway. Just because some people want change doesn't mean everyone else does, nor does it mean we need it. 6. Cred Forums isn't leaking and it will never be deleted you paranoiac reddit autist 7. Fuck off.
What if we ban anime and manga
Check my 3
>X|||___|||X.jpg new thread where
We want generals banned, though. There was overwhelming support for it last time Hiro was here.
you're style lacks substance leave the checking to the pros
>Cred Forums isn't leaking Sadly not true.
>Cred Forums >Not leaking LOL
>image limit reached
we need spoiler tags and emojies
>LOL Looks like Cred Forums is leaking alright.
we still haven't hit the dub limit tho
does anyone here think hiro takes /qa/ seriously? I would fucking kill myself if he did
>Cred Forumsutist mad because of memes Kek is just a joke bro why so salty???
moot took /q/ seriously and look how that turned out. Terrible changes all around which persist to this day.
i hurd u tk m 2 d bar|?
Are you taking Meth?
>1. Cred Forums will be run by Loli. >2. Loli (with proper sleepwear) are allowed to stay up late on Cred Forums. >3. Loli need pancakes with lots of syrup. >4. Loli want up. Loli WANT UP! >5. Mustache Loli are called Gentlemen Loli >6. Headpats are mandatory - NO EXCEPTIONS >7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
Just follow the ruuuuuuuuules and you'll be just fine. 'Kay?
Dubs train has no breaks
PUT YOU'RE BACK INTO IT user
What's with the Cred Forums screencap dump? Did we ran out of Cred Forums related stuff to dump already? Shame on you faggots.
better question, why on earth did i save them all?...
howabout you start a new thread u loser????
Guys start saging so the thread can die , this way op will make another and we'll be able to post memes again!
where the loli at good ubs
He removed the cuck wordfilter after a handful Cred Forumstards convinced him to do it because they couldn't link to the wikipedia article of that word. I'm serious
Shhhh, loli is sleeping.
Wew, never mind my question. It's like this is Cred Forums anyway. ritte guyz xD xD ...!?
Just wanted to dump my ancient Cred Forums collection for some reason
>being attracted to a person who's of the same sex doesn't mean you're homosexual >image limit reached
>prevent all cellphones from using the site at all, lurking included >categorically permaban any ip address also sending requests to reddit, tumblr, or facebook >bring back the old noko behavior >bring back the old b& behavior (no lurking) >give us /lts/ - loli, traps, and shota >make Cred Forums guro again OR give us a sanctuary board /gf/ - free software
I normally don't do this but Kys
'k btw im Hiro
I want to be a girl
>traps And you were so close to the perfect post.
I call bullshit!
He's paddling in a wading pool on my patio right now and I need to find him a towel.
>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
I'm peeing in ur pool as we speak
poo poo pee pee
maybe you should have a towel ready before we get in the pool next time
What about milf lolis
#oo #oo #ee #ee
A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba
Wh-Wha-Whats going on-on
Lets do the crazy froogg
A Brem Brem
A ring ding ding ding ding A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg A ring ding ding ding ding Ring ding Baa-Baa
Ring ding ding ding ding A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg A ring ding ding ding ding a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee
dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum
dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum
A ram da am da am da am da weeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wh-Whats Going On?
IF the are flat (as in FLAT FOR JUSTICE), I (and Hiro) will allow it.
Rule #7 sez NO!
So we officially have a funpost General?
PLEASE DUBS AND THIS THREAD WILL GO DIE!!
WE RIOT NOW WE RIOT NOW WE RIOT NOW KEKEKKEKEKEK
>Can I haz Shitpoost
It will start right after this one dies and it will have the subject:
Rules, Regulations and Moderation for Cred Forums:
Enjoy shitting all over that one, too!
Ball is Life
Gonna bring it in the next thread!
D U B S
IT IS ORDAINED
Subs > Dubs
le bump the thread xD
1. Cred Forums will be run by Loli. 2. Loli (with proper sleepwear) are allowed to stay up late on Cred Forums. 3. Loli need pancakes with lots of syrup. 4. Loli want up. Loli WANT UP! 5. Mustache Loli are called Gentlemen Loli 6. Headpats are mandatory - NO EXCEPTIONS 7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
These rules are good, but Hiro (Who is still swilling in a wading pool with his own pee) said that we should make more rules.
>tfw visible sage will never be enforced because 90% of the people in this thread have no fucking clue what sage is, and how it affected posting so there's no support for it.
>We will actually hit the bump limit We did it Cred Forums!
I hear Sage keeps the thread at the top of the first page, so who the hell wants that
8. have a towel ready before playing in the pool
>7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence Faggot
>Cred Forums isn't leaking you paranoiac reddit autist >paranoiac >reddit
The irony here is that someone calling others paranoid is citing another boogeyman in the same sentence.
I dunno, maybe NO PEEING IN THE POOL OR YOU GET NO TOWEL sounds like a good start
is it pronounced say-eg or sah-gey?
What's your guilty pleasure in anime?
i resent that
If dubs anime is ded.
It's like gif and jif. Everyone that's sane in the head pronounces it like the wizard, but the original intention was like the japanese way because that was its origin.
if dubs user is the gay for my baloney poney
>Popsicle blowjobs >Suave as fuck motherfuckers I use as self inserts (Seshomaru, Sanetoshi, etc) >Gainaxing, no matter how bad
DO another lap my tainted pool
When you make the next threa OP; please use a rezero or umaru image, thanks.