Waifu mechanics.

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

Post waifus who could fix my car.

All urls found in this thread:

bakabt.me/torrent/145740/bubblegum-crisis
bakabt.me/torrent/173021/bubblegum-crash-h264-acx

William Rogers
William Rogers

Thiccest mechanic to the rescue, from the series with the softest girls

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

BMW
Sorry dude, you're fucked

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

Makina to the rescue.

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

he drives a beamer

Haha oh wow

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

Any of the Leopons basically.

Spot the Americans.

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

Nobody with any self respect drives a beamer even in Europe.

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

BMW's have abhorrent repair costs due to retarded specialty tools randomly needed for no good reason and incredibly expensive parts.

I speak from personal experience.

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

I'm on it chief, there isn't anything I can't fix although it will cost you an arm and leg.

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

bait
You're thinking of Audis anyway. Most Audis bought in Europe are FWD and have their engine about 10 feet ahead of the front axle.

Well they're not for poorfags, obviously. Only an idiot would buy a car that they can't afford to maintain.

Colton Lee
Colton Lee

doesn't own a Nii-san

What tomfoolery.

Austin Morris
Austin Morris

BMW's have abhorrent repair costs due to retarded specialty tools randomly needed for no good reason and incredibly expensive parts.
That's the same for all the premium car brands these days. It's hardly unique to BMW.

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

Nissan
If I wanted a Renault, I'd buy a Renault.

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

I didn't like mine too much but you do you. I'll stick to my K10.

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

Old Nissans are like old Toyota's, indestructible.

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

Can you make my car gotta go fast?

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

To each their own. I just get annoyed when people (usually Americans for some reason) bitch about the maintenance costs of European premium car brands. An informed buyer ensures that they can afford the maintenance costs of the car they are purchasing.

I won't argue with that. I hate most of Nissan's modern line-up though.

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

tfw my car is finally old enough that Turks moved on to the E46

Finally I will stop being compared to sandniggers

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

Probably? Idk...

Still waifu af tho.

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

E46 being ruined
But I love the E46. I owned a 328i coupe for years.

David Jackson
David Jackson

E36,and now E46 and E92 are literally only driven by turks.
Usually with the smallest engine displacement and a fake M Sticker on the back.
Bonus Points for aftermarket exhausts that sound like shit

Jace Myers
Jace Myers

I can't say that there's many Turks where I live, but a lot of the local scumbags in my hometown have started to move to the E46 alright. Usually a 316i, 318i, or 318d.

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

Well I'm from Germany

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

I'd guessed as much.

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

Those german problems

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

All you're waifus are ugly and unskilled.

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

he doesn't weab in every aspect of his life.
he doesn't drive a glorious right hand drive rice cooker that burns 96 RON

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

where my E30 bros at?

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

E30 saloon
Rare.

Shit wheels though.

Blake Allen
Blake Allen

well she's scientist

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

You can ask them

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Hey kid, do you like drills?

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

BMW's have abhorrent repair costs due to retarded specialty tools randomly needed for no good reason and incredibly expensive parts.

You said BMW? Mahoro drives a modded BMW in the "Mahoromatic" anime series by Gainax and she is excellent at mechanical maintenance.

Jack Morris
Jack Morris

BMW's have abhorrent repair costs

The annoying thing is that touch screen displays are getting bigger and bigger. Look at this one in the BMW M6.

The factory worker is finishing the dash board fastening. A 2 foot long extension is used for some final screws. Dash removal (and re-install) is not for the faint hearted and poorly-equipped because how many people have 2 foot extenders? And can find screw points covered by cables?

Pulling the dash instrument cluster display means buying a new bezel each time since you have to yank it out to expose the first screws to be removed (unless you don't mind using damaged bezel).

The power tools may look large, but that's because the drivers they use to attach elements together govern not only the amount of torque they apply to each screw but also the number of revolutions each fastener makes as it goes in. That's because if a bolt hole's or screw's thread is damaged, the screw could reach peak torque before it has actually turned the number of revolutions required to sink it. Looks like Peak German Autism even for bolt installation.

People thought that simply using torque wrenches was bad, this goes beyond simple torque wrenches. With this extreme level of detail autism, I bet even a BMW dealer cannot put it back together the exact way the factory did the install originally.

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

Sylia Stingray is a major char and top mechanical systems designer and builder from Bubblegum Crisis 2032/2033. Bubblegum Crisis was released as a set of OAV episodes. It also had an OAV sequel named "Bubblegum Crash" taking place a year later in the timeline. BGC was a popular posted Cred Forums topic back in 2003 and 2004.

Bubblegum Crisis 2032:
bakabt.me/torrent/145740/bubblegum-crisis

Bubblegum Crash:
bakabt.me/torrent/173021/bubblegum-crash-h264-acx

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

What is wrong with you?
Where do you think you are?
Why are you trying to advertise an OVA like you're in the red with your ratio on bakabt and need somebody to leech from you?

shilling BG Crash
Do you have no dignity at all?

Get away from me, you creep.

Jose Reed
Jose Reed

The annoying thing is that touch screen displays are getting bigger and bigger. Look at this one in the BMW M6.
You do realise that BMW don't use touchscreens? They pioneered iDrive for a reason.

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

You do realise that BMW don't use touchscreens?
They do. You are stuck in 2014 iDrive model year cars which came out in 2013. BMW brought touch screens to iDrive cars in 2015 onwards.

I blame all that on Winry invading the BMW design studio.

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

But my father has a late 2015 5 series that still has iDrive.

But if what you're saying is true, that's one of the most retarded things BMW has ever done. I fucking love iDrive.

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

E46 is a cute!
Also, last good looking BMW

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

but girls don't know anything about cars

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

Also, last good looking BMW
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person on earth who likes some of the Bangle-era BMWs. I think the post-facelift E60 5 series is one of the best looking saloons ever made.

That said, his 6 series and early 7 series were monstrosities. Z4 was okay (actually got better looking with age), but the his 3 series had obviously been reigned in style-wise at the behest of management to the point of being bland.

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

I just don't dig this new BMW design at all. But i don't like almost any recent car. Everything looks japanese and the same.
BMW has to have edges, for fuck sake.

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

BMW has to have edges
Hard to do with modern European safety regs. It's soft edges or nothing these days.

That said, I love BMWs current design aesthetic philosophy. Sure, it's nowhere near as ground-breaking or divisive as the Bangle-era cars, but I think the 2, 4, 5, 6, and 7 series are subtly gorgeous, and the i8 is just downright stunning. There are maybe 2-4 cars I don't like the look of in BMWs current line-up (mainly the new MPVs and the GTs).

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

Did Sailor Mercury work in a shop one ep?

Matthew Hernandez
Matthew Hernandez

but waifus do

I always preferred japanese cars

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

The one and only

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

What do you drive Cred Forums?

Do you drive a japanese waifumobile or do you drive a boring car?

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

MR

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

the leopons are a miracle of the universe

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

FMR

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

But if what you're saying is true, that's one of the most retarded things BMW has ever done.

Just be glad BMW didn't hire Makina. Then your BMW radio would force you to start up with Die Walk├╝re with Siefried's role played by Freyja (since mr teal hair can't sing).

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

MR

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