Your sensei has invited you over for extra credit and chill when she suddenly...

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

Your sensei has invited you over for extra credit and chill when she suddenly gives you this look. What do?

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Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

I would /ss/. I bet she has some kinky fetishes.

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

Call my onee-chan and tell her i am about to become a man and that i'm sorry.

John Russell
John Russell

iv'e never seen Oregairu so whenever i see this character it makes me think of "Fuck Quest" i miss when Cred Forums was fun

Dominic Collins
Dominic Collins

Looks like it's time to have some dessert. If you know what I mean.

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

I willingly accept my fate and thank the god of cakes.

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

Tell her I want the genuine

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

i miss when I was fun
ftfy

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

Engage in the practice of unprotected sodomy for the purpose of coating her feces in semen.

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

As a 28-year old non-virgin, a Christmas Cake is perfect for me. Those are the kind of girls that I'm most attractive to at this time of my life.

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

friendly reminder google searching this brings up "boku no pico onee san" now

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

blow her mind with my weapons grade philosophical insights.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

non-virgin
You don't belong here.
>tfw 26 year old virgin
I-is it too late for a loving, older, onee-chan type?

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

does it count if you did it with a horse?

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

It's never too late. Everyone has their opportunity, you just have to pursue it.

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

Call the principal

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

Bad idea.

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

Okay so he made shit worse for him now.

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

W-What are we gonna do in the office?

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

Are you just ugly as fuck or antisocial? Or both

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

It's not that hard to remain a virgin if you don't actively try to git grilfriend.

Carter King
Carter King

Simple. Get my extra credit and chill.

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

Ask what extra credit entails

John Walker
John Walker

Propose to her.

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

And you're another shitty crossboarder

You even got your own board for this shit now, stop whining

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

iv'e never seen Oregairu
How are you even on Cred Forums

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

seemed like self insert haremshit so I ignored it.

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

Girls get easier with time, they devalue with time as oposite to man who gain value with time. That means girls get more desperate, start trying again, you will do it this time.

Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

im not sure I would classify it as a harem per se, but it is the catcher in the rye of anime.

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

it is the catcher in the rye of anime.
So pretentious shit?

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

I think this is all you need to read to make a judgement about this show.

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

Isn't it really more of a cross between /r9k/ and Catcher in the Rye, the MC would literally say 'I'm redpilled' if he knew that word but actually he's the only one out of the loop.

David Nguyen
David Nguyen

Wow, you're horrible.

Easton Sanchez
Easton Sanchez

This is a satire of 'nice guys' right? Anyone who thinks in these terms is a fucking beta.

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

He's basically /r9k/.

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

beta
back to r9k

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

/r9k/ doesn't call anyone beta, they just call people who aren't beta chads.

Cameron Williams
Cameron Williams

That wasn't a answer to my question

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

they devalue with time as oposite to man who gain value with time
lol

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

the beta alpha crap was popularized by r9k, and frankly its really fucking stupid.

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter

it takes two to tangle you silly goose.

David Baker
David Baker

Man, I just want to know if you are ugly or just antisocial. Or both.

Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

It's not really that stupid insofar as it's pretty much an accurate description of most social animals, it's just that literally everyone except the person in question is a beta cuck according to r9k but if he's getting more pussy than the speaker then he's either chad thundercock or the girls are good-for-nothing stacies who can't understand quality men™ when they see one. Basically .

Logan Lewis
Logan Lewis

I'm not the guy that's been responding to you this whole time, but I'm just antisocial I guess. I think the problem is the imbalance between effort expected and possible rewards for that effort.

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

You're using a system for animal hierarchy to describe human behaviors which is far more complex, this in of itself is stupid enough as it is
but to add to this stupidity you don't even use it correctly.

protip:beta is not the bottom rung of the hierarchy, not even close.

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

I didn't say it is, and I don't agree with how r9k uses it if it wasn't apparentl.

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

pretty much, If it happens I'd be ok with it. But as it stands it doesn't seem like something i'm going to put a lot of effort towards.

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

Enjoy the pleasures of an older woman, pass out after she did something incredibly lewd during the act of love making then spend the rest of the day cuddling in bed with her.

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

I think the problem is the imbalance between effort expected and possible rewards for that effort.

I liked that

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

More importantly, why is Sensei still single? She's absolutely perfect.

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

She's probably a miserable pile of neuroses and creepy fetishes.

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

Why would your onee-chan be mad that you are going to become a man?

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

No man could handle her sex-drive

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

22-year old
lost my v-card to a christmas cake when I was 11.

The dream is real.

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

You're going to have to give us a story time my man.

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

11
That's bullshit, but I believe it.

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

standards too high probably.

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

She's an alcoholic and a workaholic. Also, she smokes.

Given the fact that she wants a decent boyfriend and no decent boyfriend likes those three things, it will be difficult for her.

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

She's a smoker, so she's worthless.

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

The drinking and workaholic I could put up with but the smoking would have to stop, smokers are jokers.

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

It's not really that stupid insofar as it's pretty much an accurate description of most social animals...
Except it's not. Wolves don't act like that and neither do chimpanzees or whales or dolphins. It's a hypothesis that has found scant support and ample opposing evidence in the years it's been around. It's simplistic bullshit, in other words.

Hunter Parker
Hunter Parker

Storytime you nigger

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

I could put up with everything, even the smoking.
However she would have to smoke far away from me since I'm allegirc to cigarettes.

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

Workaholic
That's fine, as long as she allows me to be her househusband.
Alcoholic
Some drinks are fine, but full-blown alcoholism is horrible. Not only does this probably make her a difficult and agressive person, but it could also lead to a form of early onset dementia (Korsakov syndrome). Not exactly pleasant to deal with in a decade or two.
Smokes
Yeah, fuck that shit. Maybe if she's willing to switch to e-cigs, but only as a transitional stage to eventually quit smoking altogether. Unless she wants to smoke cock.

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

I have nothing against smoking itself but first off it's dirty as fuck and puts ash everywhere, no I don't care about ashtrays why is there even ash in my room to begin with, and second off smells HORRID.

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

start dating this girl, 33yo
pretty and in good shape
she only had one boyfriend, who dumped her 6 years ago
hasn't had sex since
Did I stumble onto some cake?

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

you stumbled into the wrong board
/adv/
/soc/
/r9k/

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

Yeah it gets annoying for me seeing all that beta crap when in reality the beta wolf is practically 2nd in command and also enforces punishments and keeps all the lower class wolves in line.

And if the Alpha falls for whatever reason thr beta becomes the leader.

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

No.

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

Well he IS #2.

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

who cares if you're 90 years old, a cake is still a cake

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

here I even made a thread for you
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/31653061/
go there.

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

33yo
pretty and in good shape
Only used once
Sounds like the closest thing to a christmas cake in 3D to be honest senpai.

Carter Ramirez
Carter Ramirez

used goods.

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

Yeah and that's why retards calling people beta sounds dumb.

look it's a second in command haha!

When if you said that to a beta wolf he would punish you little omegas and make you sure you don't get the privilege of breeding

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

If she had a boyfriend then she had sex therefore she's not a cake.

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

No, but feel free to stay over there.
The 3rd dimension is a turn off but I'm working on it.

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

dear user, nothing in the realm of human behavior (and very few things in the natural world) can be said to strictly follow some clearly defined law. when someone says that this person is alpha or that person is beta, very rarely do they mean to imply that the person in question categorically belongs to some class of human with it's own set of rules and limitations, only that on average that person would behave as though abiding by those rules, but not all the time. i don't see how you can object to calling someone beta without also being forced to object to describing someone as being neurotic or greedy and so on, or else be logically inconsistent.

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

It's not that hard to find an actual virgin over 25, they're just either
1. Ugly
2. Have a horrendous personality
3. Antisocial
4. Gay
5. Literally not interested in a boyfriend if one fell into their tits for free

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

Alright, wasn't sure if virginity was a requirement. Although she's tighter than my first girlfriend who was a virgin.

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

6. Religious

Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

Tightness actually doesn't decrease with sex unless the first guy was literally chad thundercock, virgins are tight mainly because they tense up and squeeze down from being nervous about a foreign sensation. It's why experienced girls can tighten at will.

I guess.

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

Do uou disagreee with something on that line user?

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

I'll spoiler it since it's not Cred Forums related anyway.

>be me as a kid.
dad works in another city so I only see him in the mornings and weekends.
mom is a nurse so she doesn't stay at home too much.
most of time I have to stay at my aunt's appartment.
aunt has a friend same age as her who often visits and play with me.
aunt has to something at the other side of the city, said friend has to take care of me.
while I was into said friend appartment I took a shower and went to the living room to watch TV.
aunt's friend said she was going to take a shower too, I took the opportunity to spy her (yes, I was some horny kid, I often also tried to spy my aunt, never had any luck though).
saw some nice boobs, went to the living room.
aunt's friend came out the bathroom naked.

Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

Seeing tits isn't losing your v-card m8.

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

>she sat right besides me and asked if I liked what I saw.
I say yes, then she asks me if I want to touch her boobs, say yes again.
Start touching her boobs, she asks me to suck them.
after some time of foreplay and boob sucking she asks me to put my wee-wee into her pussy.
as soon as I put in she leglocks me, which honestly startled me since I couldn't move right.
she starts to instruct me to move only my hips, I do what she asks.
3 minutes later I cum, it was the first time of my life I felt so spent
she hugs me, pats my head and starts saying I was a good boy.
spent 30 minutes hugged with her, then she says that we'll do it again as long as I keep it secret.

We did it again 5 times before she moved to another city, never met someone like her again

Blake James
Blake James

This story is made up

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

I'd call it out for being fake except this is Cred Forums. I can relate to girls her age and girls somewhat younger being uncontrollably thirsty though and if she was a flatout shotacon it'd make much more sense
she gone
Fug xD

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

Of course. Men start balding, they get fat and flobby, the average guy doesn't have any better than the average woman when they get past 30.

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

lasting three minutes inside an actual pussy as an 11 year old
Nigger what

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

You may not realize this but most women are not attracted to the average male at all physically. While on the other hand most males will fuck almost any female if given the chance.

What this means is that women look for other things besides appearances usually. Like ability to provide or personality.

So most women do not care about a guy having a dad body or baldness if he has money or makes them feel a certain way.
Like of women seem to like younger boys. Something similar happened to me but we were both much younger

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

most women are not attracted to the average male at all physically
This is completely untrue, the rest of your shit basically boils down to 'appearance isn't everything' but that's the same with men looking at girls.

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

Men start balding
Only men with bad genes
they get fat and flobby
Only men that don't take care of themselves.
30-50yo men that are in good physical shape and with a steady income are prime meat in most women's eyes.

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

tfw already 29
you'd be the christmas cake's gloomy senpai and out of the race

I've acknowledged that by this point, life has no more meaning.

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

6. Religious

So "horrendous personality"?

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

Only men with bad genes
Or unbalanced testosterone levels according to some researches.

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

That's most of them.

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

Religious girls might be good people with abusive parents, no bully please.

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

Kuzuki was actually pretty based. I love how butthurt Emiya got at his last line too

30-50yo men that are in good physical shape
That's maybe 30% of them.
and with a steady income
Cuts it down to maybe 20%.
'Prime Meat' will always be teenagers trying to ride teenager cock.

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Japanese work culture leaves workers with very little time to socialize and develop relationship and she's past the desirable age already. If they already don't have a husband or loyal boyfriend by the time high-school ends, tough.

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

Cake is about marriage, not sex.

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

this is a good thread, we should post cakes and discuss why theyre single and undesirable instead of just saying we would fuck them.

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

Pretty sure it's about both, they're women past expiration but I don't think someone who was desired then stopped being desired qualifies.

Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

Robin is a wanted criminal so no normal man would be willing to associate with her in a romantic sense.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

it isnt
the cake is still useless if its been tasted and not eaten, even worse, who wants to eat a partially eaten cake
toss it out after the 25th

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

Only the ones that explode

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

looks like a literal child
heavy drinker
smokes

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

Sad!

Mate there was this girl in my school who was just fucking fanatically Chalcedonian Christian, like she'd randomly quote Numbers or Luke or some shit and could actually recite the fucking bible (which she carried with her whereever she went) from heart and she said 'may the lord bless and keep you' to literally everyone after every fucking sentence and did the sign of the cross every other second
Sounds hot when you're not involved but jesus shit it gets old

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

would she quote the bible while making love? cause thats my fetish.

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

Waiter, my cake is burnt, take it back.

John Wilson
John Wilson

Reminder that a christmas cake is a woman who like christmas fruitcakes are undesirable and useless past the 25th
A woman is a cake if
she is unmarried
she is over 25
The woman like the cake is desirable and even sought after before the 25th, but after the 25th passes it must be tossed out, can never be accepted, under any circumstance

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

Oh and she kept trying to convert literally everyone too, complete with the whole salvation can be yours if you take it shit and the whole 'eternal separation from the Lord our Saviour' gig
Honestly I'd hate her even more if she wasn't based as fuck by preaching to muslims and telling the principal (who tried to get her to 'respect other people's beliefs) that proselyting is actually part of Christian beliefs and that he needs to stop censoring her beliefs

Maybe.

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

I'm keeping mine desu.

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

keeping
to balance the table or to keep the fire burning?

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

Why the hell wouldn't you just eat the fucking fruitcake is this a joke

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

any more cakes forever alone because of aggressiveness and/or physical disfiguration?

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

Sweet loving.

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

Aggressiveness I guess?

David Morgan
David Morgan

No, its not. Man care a loy more than woman fo about apearences. They are atracted to handsome men, but if that man has nothing but that he wont get the girl.
Lets put it like this: a woman will prefer a good provider with a good personality than a good looking guy. And that is what men tend to improve themselves with time. As am oposition, men cqre mostly about looks, girls lose a lot of that with time.

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

youtube.com/watch?v=IvUudRdFC7E
tradition dictates that cake must be tossed after the 25th

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

phoneposter

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

tradition dictates we have to '''waste'''
but let's talk about recycling anyway
Look let's be honest you could just toss it into the yard and be done, it's dough.

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

Be her prince riding a white horse

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

Everyone has the freedom to believe in whatever they want, but you gotta ask yourself, would you want to share your life, your property and future with someone, who sincerely thinks everything good is thanks to a sandnigger that lived 2000 years ago and if you disagree, you will suffer for eternity? Would you entrust the well-being of your future kids to a person with this level of judgment, perception and critical thinking? Uhhh

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

damn now i need to see porn of this, I wonder if it exists.

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

What would you do in this situation?

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

Does a woman like her have any chances to find a man who loves without being a pedo creep?

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

who sincerely thinks everything good is thanks to a sandnigger that lived 2000 years ago
Not even a Christian and I know that this literally isn't what the Bible says.

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

does this count?
exhentai.org/s/ba4b53b7b6/676964-1

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

Oh.. what to do with that horrid fruit cake that you received during the holidays? Every year in January, Manitou Springs, Colorado has their annual Fruit Cake Toss to see who can throw their fruit cake the farthest. This year, competitors brought out trebuchets, catapults, air cannons, and giant sling shots. We even had a visit from some strange Hamsters... LOL.
I'm so happy the japs started calling their women this, its literally the only thing we don't try and keep

Justin Martinez
Justin Martinez

I've never really met anyone that into christianity other than my grandma but there was this communist girl in my highschool that acted kinda similar

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

Those kind of people are the ones that drop out of the church once they reach a certain age.

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

Sniff her butt.

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

Was she cute?
Because fuck I've seen some women of my uni's theology department and there are some real qts.
The have this different air of femininity to them. More composed and understated.

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

Does a woman like her have any chances to find a man who loves without being a pedo creep?
NEVER EVER
at least she isnt the only one in that boat
loli-cake needs to be more of a thing

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

sauce

Jaxon Reed
Jaxon Reed

Bury my face in her ass, grab her thighs and lift her in the air so I can drop her down on all fours and then mount her when she's down and disoriented.
Naturally I would ejaculate in her anus.

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

Lick her asshole obviously.

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

I'm still in contact with her. She legit had a really fucking rough life early on so there's your reason for her to go fanatical, but she's still pretty ridiculously preachy at times. She realized that she has to shut up with the constant missionary work if she wants to actually make converts though, even if she still quoted Mark last time I talked to her and said 'lord keep you' when she said goodbye.

Like a 7.5/10, she wasn't bad but she wasn't a supermodel.
composed and understated
Yeah she was until she roped the bible into something at which point I actually wondered if she had a fetish for the bible.

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

What is your opinion on fit cakes?

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

More like outright insanity in Esdeath's case. Smite and purge, particularly because Najenda is a better choice.

Ryder James
Ryder James

Do they use their /fit/ness to enforce their dominance over me?

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

Why do you think they become fit?

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

Amazing.

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

They're probably hitting the gym to make physical strain wipe their love trouble from their minds.

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

re:zero was a disappointment

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

I I understand that user,but Betlegeuse had fucking great reaction images.

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

A lot of things are disappointments.

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

alcoholic

lets be honest, it is beers after work, not vodka for breakfast. Not as bad as it could be.

workaholic

More shekels for the household.

smokes

I guess I am the only one turned on by the smell of cigarettes. They remind me of my mom.

Henry Morales
Henry Morales

More shekels for the household.
The big problem is that workaholics are often never home.
My own dad was a workaholic (mom ded early) and he was bordering on abandonment tier even if we had loadsashekels

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

I guess I am the only one turned on by the smell of cigarettes. They remind me of my mom.

John Butler
John Butler

I guess I am the only one turned on by the smell of cigarettes. They remind me of my mom.
That's straight Freudian, son.

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

son
don't call him that, it reminds him of his mom

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

I like this kind of smoking.

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

Cakes are pure virgins by default, right?

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

Kiseru girls are the absolute fucking BEST

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

Pure
Leaving sex drive alone for that long is bound to create some...issues. Repression is a hell of a drug when you stop feeling repressed, at least initially.
Virgin
Not necessarily. Cakes just have to not be married or be in a long-term committed relationship.

Logan White
Logan White

Who's the ninja on the right?

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

I like slut cakes too

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

Wow.

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

Kukaku Shiba

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

I will be conducting some research now.

Brody Price
Brody Price

bleach is crap dont bother

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

How do you think marriage with Kukaku would be like? It pains me she and the black haired glasses girl never really got more attention in Bleach.

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

what is the source user?
Sorry for asking,i'm just not very good at finding those kinda things

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

She's only in the series for like 5 episodes, but goddamn is she best

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

I prefer thick cake. But fit cake is also tasty.

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

Working with explosives while drinking, lots of banter, and lots of kinky sex

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

[Chiba Toshirou] Animal Assort

artist makes tons of cakes and milfs.

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

Learn to reverse search you lazy faggot.

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

Thank you user
As I said,i'm not very good at that kinda thing. i'm still learning though.

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

just click the arrow next to a post number and if there's an image it'll say image search

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

Would you eat a christmas cake in late march/early april?

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

As I said,i'm not very good at that kinda thing. i'm still learning though.
Then use the appropriate boards for your fucking begging.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

I hate this kind of mentality
I want a beautiful 10/10 woman to love me
unconditionally for who I am
I also want to put 0 effort into doing so
I don't want to court her or even treat her well
and any woman that just wants to be friends should just fuck off
woe is me

The very end of Owarimonogatari hit the nail on this subject. In order to be loved, one must put the active effort to be someone important to another.

Anthony Bailey
Anthony Bailey

gatari
garbage

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

if you're a guy

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

but isn't the Monogatari Series just as pretentious?

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

It is, but do not expect its fans to think so.

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

This, be veeeery wary of good looking woman who are not openly retarded and still single at their 30's, there's something very bad going on for sure.

Don't put your dick on crazy.

Samuel James
Samuel James

It might be, but at the least it preaches proactivity, as opposed to hedonism.

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

Maybe she is just a wild sex beast in bed?

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

just the tip

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

I grew up around uncles and grandparents who smoke, so I actually kind of like the smell. That's why I'm deathly afraid to touch tobacco because I worry the groundwork for an addiction has already been laid.

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

just the tip

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

The left isn't a virgin.

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

I would fight my way through hell and back for a chance at Minori or Aki.

Charles Stewart
Charles Stewart

I kinda like the secondhand smell too, but when I actually tried smoking myself, it tasted and smelled like absolutely nothing. It didn't make me feel any different either. Maybe cigars are better.

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

So?

Easton Russell
Easton Russell

bang

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans


Maybe she just hasn't met someone who's good with their hands then.

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

I honestly don't think she counts as a cake if she's basically a honeypot.

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

nuns aren't cakes they're married to jesus

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

Orianna
nun

Jason Long
Jason Long

Touma is pretty good with his fists
Actually she's only 18 but she's dressed like a sensei in that other pic
She's a courier now

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

She was

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

you can't divorce jesus

Jack Young
Jack Young

she's only 18
Fuck me
Stiyl is 14 and like six foot five
Kanzaki is barely 1

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

She still loves Jesus but I'm pretty sure she's broken her vow of chastity

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

1
18*

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

When the Archbishop of Laura "the Slut"

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

Jesus makes girls develop early

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

Use her and not take responsibility. She won't be attractive anymore if she gets taken. That's why she's a cake.

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

I remember this doujin.
I remember how it went.
I'd do the same.

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

No she isn't. She's been fucked by all the boyfriends she's had and scared off.

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

not a cake
still young

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

You may not realize this but most women are not attracted to the average male at all physically. While on the other hand most males will fuck almost any female if given the chance.

These are stereotypes and don't apply to reality nearly as much as your tiny little mind thinks.

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

turned on by the smell of cigarettes. They remind me of my mom

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

Nice digits

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

But they do. Why else do you think almost every woman can sell her body but only a miniscule minority of men can, and even then mostly to other men?

Women are neither attraced to men nor do they care for them. What they care about are the resources the man provides for eventual offspring, as well as protection, social status and other securities that guarantee a good environment for eventual offspring. To women, men are tools.

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

you will never be a cake's shota pet
she will never playfully bite you and tell you how delicious you are
she will never cuddle with you and pet your head

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

sauce?

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

You're dumb.

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

/r9k/ tier. While from a basic biological point of view you're right in that men don't want or need to be discriminating but women do, saying 'women treat men as tools' is really fucking cringeworthy when you realize that men treat women as the exact same, or even more, as they don't particularly care about quality.

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

/r9k/
/adv/catalog#s=why can't I get a girlfriend
>>>/fuckoff/

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

don't do this to me

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

Huh. Already have that one. Thanks though.

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

Posting the best sensei.
Chisato will never "test" you with an impromptu date

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

you will never fail

Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

I hope anilingus is part of the test, I would ace that on her.

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

Not even a Christian and I know that this literally isn't what the Bible says.
No, it says pic related.
And even though the bible doesn't outright specifically say "everything good is thanks to a sandnigger that lived 2000 years ago," that guy never said it did. An excruciatingly large number of Christians believe and express that in their everyday lives because the modern Christian faith is so often based on secular knowledge and scriptural ignorance and he clearly doesn't want to deal with that shit.
Surely you've seen a Christian say grace before a meal at some point even though you're not one of them; the basic gist of such a prayer usually amounts to "thank you for blessing me with all the good things in my life" even if the exact details of the theology are more complex than that. This shit is reinforced just about every day throughout their entire lives from birth till death. Plenty of Christians sincerely believe "everything good is thanks to a sandnigger that lived 2000 years ago" even though they'd never couch it in quite those terms because you can make anything sound retarded if you try hard enough. It's still a legitimate turn-off.

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

That's wrong.
Grace means 'thank you for providing me with this shit', because God literally provides everything and everything is either a test of some sort or his goodwill.
It doesn't actually matter, because the shit you earned is still the shit you earned. At no point in the Bible does it say 'you didn't actually farm this food because God flashed it down in a beam of light'. No.
plenty of Christians
Yes and plenty of jews gorge themselves on giant hams.

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

symbolically eat his flesh
not literally eating the Blood and Body of the Christ

Fucking heretics.

Juan Long
Juan Long

so he can
Stop. Jesus removed the Original Sin already when he got crucified.

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

Your offer is only valid if you redeem it through faith.

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

men treat women as the exact same, or even more
I'm actually the guy the user you're responding to was himself replying to so we're on the same side, but the moment you say "even more" you put yourself in the same prejudicial boat as this /r9k/-tier user, bro.
Men and women are human beings. There are men and women who use members of the opposite sex for their own gratification or benefit, but overall, everyone just wants to be loved and survive. When someone vilifies or glorifies the opposite sex, they show they don't understand that the opposite sex is just another human being that doesn't really have any special superior quality, moral high ground, or personal debt to the world simply by virtue of how they were born.
I dunno, it doesn't actually matter and I shouldn't pontificate on fucking Cred Forums, I just thought it was unnecessary to disparage what I'm pretty sure is your own sex just because of some sad stereotype about how they act.

Xavier James
Xavier James

What if a cake pretends to be a teenager?

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

only if you are a guy

because if you are a grill lel enjoy free dicks by just not being fat

Dylan Ortiz
Dylan Ortiz

sakura

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

I think it's a bit sad, they should be proud of their delicious cake status.

Luke Young
Luke Young

I pretend that I believe her. She'd probably be quite happy that she could pull that of.

Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

"the juice isn't worth the squeeze"

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

Well I mean 'even more' because biologically, women need to look for quality members and theoretically need to keep their affection. Biologically men really don't, they just need to keep dicking.
I know it's a stereotype, I'm just pointing out that even within the stereotype it's actually harsher on men in terms of ~love~.

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

Best girls always get the least screentime
Cake life is hard.

Jayden Gutierrez
Jayden Gutierrez

Why is that lady eating that little boy?

Nathan Hughes
Nathan Hughes

Xavier, please. It could be the day you make your first real friend.

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

That's the type of shit that keeps FBI agents employed.

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

tfw no hard working cake to console

Jeremiah Wood
Jeremiah Wood

Where was this thing from again

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

"thank you for blessing me with all the good things in my life"
'thank you for providing me with this shit', because God literally provides everything
Wow that's such a substantial difference in meaning given the context of this conversation.
Oh wait no it isn't.
I never asserted that God beamed down food, but since he is the absolute principle in Christian theology, everything emanates from him by virtue of his creation of the world and thus you have Christians thanking him for all the blessings in their lives.
because the shit you earned is still the shit you earned
By his hands we all are fed. Thank you for our daily bread. Amen.
Like yeah, I know the average Christian you walk up to in America isn't going to think "I've done nothing to get where I am, it's all God," at least not sincerely (though perhaps they fuckin' should since they didn't control the formative experiences which allowed them to become a person who could accomplish what they have in the first place), but don't tell me it's not a consistent (if misguided) tendency in the Christian faith to thank God for the good things that happen to you and even pray to him to have things go your way.
Yes and plenty of jews gorge themselves on giant hams.
You know, the gap between Christianity and Islam populations is made of those "plenty of Christians," the ones who say they're Christian yet hardly give a fuck in practice (but don't you dare trespass their faith, motherfucker). If you lined up Christians and Muslims one to one, you gotta wonder which side on average is adhering more to the fundamentals of their faith, issues of interpretation aside. I actually think it's a very good thing Christianity has less scary dogmatic extremists and the WBC gets shit on.

If you don't have faith you still go to Hell for not sucking Yahweh's cock hard enough. Even if you don't believe this, the majority of Christians do.

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

How old was she?

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

rape

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

IP #69

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

How does one rape with 69?

Ian Cooper
Ian Cooper

sit on the guy's face
suck him off
That wasn't hard.

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

To be fair I haven't slept well in a few days

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

Why are teachers in anime so ripe for breeding and loving relationships, yet never able to find men?

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

Well done

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

Knock her out, call the police and collect a reward for catching a serial killer. Non-murderous people don't act like that.

Gabriel Johnson
Gabriel Johnson

Have some office lady butt.

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

anime cakes are younger than you

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

Utter perfection

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

Jiis-san?

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

Sauce?

Owen Barnes
Owen Barnes

why is office lady butt so great?

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

WHIP OUT MY homework and ask her to correct it.