These two total dorks switch places in each other's respective shows

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

These two total dorks switch places in each other's respective shows.

What happens?

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

Subaru causes 10 more impacts.

Shinji runs away.

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

subaru dies like a retard

shinji out-crazies Betelgeuse, and the Witch Cult realizes shinji is more batshit insane than any of them and worship him as their Pope

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

subaru offs himself because no emilia
shinji is offed by rem for subarus dissapearence

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

Assuming Subaru doesn't die, Asuka and Rei get some dick.

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

Subaru probably at least fucks one of the girls

Logan Lopez
Logan Lopez

Subaru dies.
Shinji crawls into a ball and dies.

David Watson
David Watson

Shinji will fuck and fap to comatose REM

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

Shinji gives up and never comes out of the gibbering retard phase.

Subaru dies in his first angel fight.

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

Shinji can't die though. Satella will keep reviving him.

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

Witch Cult realizes shinji is more batshit insane than any of them and worship him as their Pope
Surprisingly true.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

Which girl would Subaru lust after?

I would have to think it'd be Misato right? In Re:Zero he went after Emilia because she was the first girl to show kindness to him. Unless he finds out Misato is just using him.

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

this is retarded.

Shinji won't get attract to girls, so nothing would ever happen.

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

Shinji didn't go after girls because he knew they were just using him. Emilia is actually nice, and if they ran in to each other, Shinji might actually like her.

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

Subaru causes 10 more impacts
So, the rebuilds?

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

Haven't Subaru watched most popular anime though? Would he know what would happen in Eva?

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?

Caleb King
Caleb King

Subaru is 18, and given his lack of ability to analyze himself, he probably watched a few episodes before Shinji annoyed him too much and dropped it.

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

he won't. Emilia is even worse than Asuka.

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

Comparing a garbage protag like Subaro to a fucking legend like Shinji deserves to get you shot.

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

Whelp, RIP Toyota

Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

implying Subaru is smart enough to find and rent old anime.

I bet he just watch what's airing.

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

All memes aside, that isn't really true at all. Shinji's pretty perceptive, and if Emilia saved him from an alleyway beating, he'd realize she's a nice person (Like Subaru did) as much as she pretended not to be, and it's conceivable that he'd want to stick around her.

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

Eva is massively iconic in Japan. Not ever having watched it would be akin to never having watched Star Wars in America.

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

He believes that Eva is a masterpiece.

John Martin
John Martin

kek

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

he's an edgy contrarian

David Thomas
David Thomas

lying bitch
nice person

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

they are both shit

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

Nah I actually quite liked it. It's just not the greatest thing ever.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

They're both alright much better than shit like Touma or Kirito

William Barnes
William Barnes

They would both ruin each other's universe. Shinji's constant incompetence will break his sanity more and more until he's crashes worse than the planes at the twin towers
Due to Subaru didn't git gud, he'd die from the shock of piloting Eva 001. If he doesn't, he won't survive RAMiel.

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

shitbaru
better than Kirito

Found the contrarian hipster

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

are you ok or are you mad?

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

kirito is pretty generic user

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

Shinji isn't so retarded to get killed multiple times for a stranger pussy. He runs away and lives his life.
Subaru dies against the first angel,end.

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

(You) happy?

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

nothing changes

Lincoln Lee
Lincoln Lee

In what way? Because she lied about her name to Subaru in the first timeline? That wasn't a malicious act.

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

Subaru pushing on despite the deaths wasn't a retarded thing to do. It was in fact the right thing to do as he made a voluntary and correct decision to improve himself.

Even IF Subaru/Shinji ran away, it wouldn't change shit. Let's say he fucks off to somewhere safe and lives out his days in peace until he dies of old age. Satella would just revive again him back to the checkpoint she wants him at, and if he kept trying to do this, the witches smell would just get even more putrid until it got so bad he wouldn't even be able to progress, and got himself stuck in an infinite inescapable timeloop.

This restriction obviously exists because Re:Zero is basically a thematical story about Subaru growing as a person and relinquishing the flaws that made him a NEET in real life.

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

mfw from TX
never watched SW before
nor Harry Potter
just watched the first of LOTR
26yo

What i am doing with my life?
Been here since 2009 and never went out

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

subaru
not generic

autistic tracksuit neet
not generic

hahahahahahahah

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

The post you responded to was mine
I'm also a 26 year old who started browsing Cred Forums in 2009 living in a rural part of Texas
Was just about to respond to your post and say how weird that is and ask how the fuck you've never seen SWs
Cred Forums decides to spaz out right before I can submit my post
To see if it's a global thing, I check out /sp/ and find out Jose Fernandez has died

What in the actual fuck is this heap of coincidental bullshit? I actively try and avoid blogposting on Cred Forums as much as possible, but this is just one of the more bizarre series of events I've ever encountered. It's like you're a parallel universe version of me and reality is trying to stop me from talking to you.

Also how in the fuck have you never seen SW or more than one LOTR movie?

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

subaru cause Rey to fuck shit up so bad to get 20 more impacts
get Tsunde-shit to say "i love you... ju-just believe in my who believe in you!!"
cuck her and die for good.

Shinji involuntarily die 20 times his way to the Magic beast problem , almost lose rem there who suddenly develop a motherly instinct ,and decide to "be a reiable person for his beloved cute shinji" get left at the capital by Emilia couse "he seems a bit weakened (kek) , maybe he need some good healer"
get Rem to run away with him and then she dies on him before laying eggs, he ends up alone as a homeless between Isekai Kansai

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

Subaru is not a NEET. Common misconception.

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

almost out of power
becomes a critical plot device multiple times over the next 20 arcs or so
for fuck's ache

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

NEET, shut-in, whatever. It's all the same.

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

He wasn't really much of a shut-in either. He was still attending school.

James Cox
James Cox

/thread

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

At any rate his life was going nowhere and he was headed towards becoming an Otaku/NEET.