Kantai Collection/KanColle

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>replacing her entire spinal column
>still runs with a limp

10/10 accurate historical depiction.

Easily the most beautiful BB

That's pretty hot.


One thing that the Japanese have gotten it right with regards to Iowa is that Americans don't assimilate to your culture, but rather that your own culture assimilate to the American melting pot whether you like it or not.

What? If Yoshinori was tasked to do a Yukata CG for Iowa, he would absolutely do one.

Besides, her line pretty much shows her embracing their culture and even wants to delve into their alcohol after trying their beer.

Iowa is perfection.

But she's injecting American value of freedom, optimism, and big stick diplomacy while wearing the trappings of Japanese trinkets, as befitting of any American tourist!

Probably won't happen for a while, and while I want her to have one that's fine, the older ships need love too. I mean our cute snail finally got a seasonal and it was a about damn time.

>but rather that your own culture assimilate to the American melting pot
Just use the word "cultural appropriation" next time.


SJW get out.


>New Game! mangaka has drawn Naka but not Aoba nor Suzukaze

But that's literally the word you're trying to use, with a lot more words.

Japan does that but they in turn internalizes it and remake it into their own. Look at Japanese curry, Japanese fried food for example.
They couldn't do this with American imports. They have to take it McD, KFC, military doctrine and organizational practices as-is!

I wouldn't use appropriation as such with regards to American cultural footprint. Japan may be able to turn Chinese style noodle into their very own Ramen, but they couldn't take away the quintessential American qualities of hamburger or a bottle of coca-cola even if it's done and had Sasebo style.

>Japan does that but they in turn internalizes it and remake it into their own.
But so do Americans? It's not like California or Philadelphia rolls are a traditional part of Japanese cuisine.

Haruna is a beauty

It really is a good CG, I want nee-san to hold me.

Nah, I prefer cultural assimilation.

People use appropriation when they think that we're taking another culture and just trying to copy it. In the case of American culture, Assimilation fits better because it mixes it in with the rest of the culture. Do you really think that the Chinese-Americans, Italian-Americans, etc. really live in America the same way they do back in their country of origin?

Well yes, but keep in mind that it's always US appropriating other cultures on American terms, and not the other way around.

People use cultural appropriation in that context, yes, but that's not the core meaning.

Cultural Assimilation and Cultural Appropriation go hand in hand. Chinese-Americans modify/assimilate Chinese culture to fit American culture, but in the process America accept/appropriate whatever aspects of Chinese culture into a part of American culture. They both meet in the middle.

>Can't take Haruna to the Fall festival as she doesn't have a seasonal line for it
Well shit.

10/10 would free the shit out of Naha again.

Some ships really do make it look good, a same they don't get official seasonal art.

Remember to eat your pudding

Post ducks.



All eventual acceptance of culture is on the terms of those who host it, though. American companies make changes all the time to meet the terms and cultural circumstances of foreign markets.

I'd rather eat my biscuit.

>still no yukata for any of the germans
Maybe next year, I hope.


I don't really consider regional catering to diminish the American origin at all. It's not like the case of how US ended up claiming its own 'Pizza' away from Neapolitan Pizza here, but rather a case of US companies coming up with new tastes, yet the brand and image is still grounded in Americana.

>That Oota Yuuichi doujin that got scanned was mostly Graf fucking Bismarck with a strap-on instead of a threesome with them
How utterly disappointing.

It's all right.


I rather have some biscuits and pudding.

It's really not.

>It's not like the case of how US ended up claiming its own 'Pizza' away from Neapolitan Pizza here
But it didn't, Italian-American heritagefags are still adamant that Pizza is of Italian origin.
>but rather a case of US companies coming up with new tastes, yet the brand and image is still grounded in Americana.
The American versions of Chinese Food and Sushi are still grounded in Chinese and Japanese culture and imagery, even if they are still distinctly different from their native origins. They're still the same thing.

>Not getting off to lesbian porn
I get you want to self insert like a beta but TTK was still there getting sucked off by Prinz. No harm in watching.

What about biscuits, pudding, and coffee?

Are you really that adamantly opposed to just reading Akatsuki getting pegged?
No. Pizza has transcended the original italian community and it's completely redefined. Takeout delivery by Domino for example is hitherto unheard of, and US doesn't associate this with Italian Pizza.
I'd agree with you with regards to pasta though.

It's ok, and earlier one involves a threesome between the admiral, Bismarck, and Prinz. Hopefully that one will get scanned now. And i for one liked the one we got anyway even if it's not what i was expecting.


>No. Pizza has transcended the original italian community and it's completely redefined.
I don't think so, especially if it's based on the idea of delivery or multinational corporations.
>Takeout delivery by Domino for example is hitherto unheard of
Well yes, but that can be applied to all vehicle food deliveries, and automobile food delivery didn't exist in the late 19th century (given that cars weren't invented yet).

Sure, there weren't any multinational corporations that made Pizza in Italy either, but that's also because Italy was barely developed economically seeing as it had only existed for about 20 years.

I probably would have liked it at bit more if TTK was at least fucking Prinz instead of just a BJ and getting fucked by her.

I'm not really into strap-on play. Seeing girls fuck each other with one doesn't do much for me. I don't see how the doujin wouldn't have been improved if they were just being fucked by TTK instead.

I'm probably just so disappointed because it's a doujin I was looking forward to, but it's not what I was wanting it to be.


I got all his doujjins and working on them now. Two are half artbook, half doujin so the doujin part is shorter but still good. Except for the one that's half rape. But it has a happy end.

You and I as such don't agree with how the US would gladly take an idea and detach it from ethnic origin as it internalizes it. Not all food item goes through such a phase, but I'd still hold that Pizza is a case where is isn't defined in American parlance by its Italian import origins.

Look at Fried Chicken. US does not look to the colonial remnants in defining fried chicken. US defines it in its relationship to the deep south and then through the fast food era. The cultural transformation in US is rich and powerful to the point that ethnic origin fades out completely from how I look at it.

Harusame is pouring you a drink! How kind of her.

God speed good user, i look forward to seeing the rest of his works given the quality of his art work so far.

This is your dork.

She's very dear to me and I'd like to start a family with her!

But i want this dork.

>You and I as such don't agree with how the US would gladly take an idea and detach it from ethnic origin as it internalizes it.
No, I agree that the US can do that. But the US isn't special in that way, and there isn't some magical American quintessence that is immune to being subsumed, assimilated or appropriated by another culture.

>The cultural transformation in US is rich and powerful to the point that ethnic origin fades out completely from how I look at it.
Sure, but this isn't something uniquely American. Japan didn't know about deep frying until the early Edo period when they learned it from Europe, but "Traditional" Japanese fried foods like Tempura have also developed such that their European origin have also faded out.

Similarly, something that you could argue is infallibly "American" can also be subsumed. For example, pic related is made by Mos Burgers, and is, by name, a burger. But it uses rice patties with asian vegetables and Korean-style bulgogi pork. You could say it still has aspects of the burger in that it's meat, patty and vegetables, but there are many other sandwiches or meat, vegetable and bread compresses around the world that far predate the American hamburger. It's still a "burger" by name, but there's nothing about it that's "American" about it other than the name, just like there's nothing (As your argue) uniquely Italian about American Pizza than the etymological roots.

What is the meme boat of the week this week?

Well she is really cute so that's okay.


You are.

Mou sugoi Kaga-san!


I got sick in real life and wasn't able to save Warspite. Just end my life.

>tfw urge to actually watch and/or play just to contextualize the hentai I can't stop downloading for it

I-26? More like Slut-26, am I right?

Not the end of the world user, there will always be another chance to save her.

I don't agree that MOS burger is a product that has successfully washed its hands completely clean from America. The whole taste may have tailored to regional demands, but it has not changed the fundamental understanding of what a hamburger is with respect to America.

To me, American exports that lose that sort of meaning in cultural adaptation is when it is transformed through being treated as ingredients. Korean budae jjigae for one is a transformative product made with available american aid spams thrown into a Korean stew during a time of scarcity, which makes it firmly grounded in Korean circumstances. This goes as with Currywurst in Berlin. Both of these don't define themselves in relation to their American induced origins.

American cultural exports though remain much representative to their country of origin. There is no mistaken the American identity in all von Neumann machines for one.

Yeah but I have to endure being butthurt for an entire year I don't have a handicapped British lady to poke.

Could be worse, i openly neglect mine as she's about 4 BBs back on the to level list meaning it'll be months before i get to her. So until then she sits in port doing nothing.

Relax. She may come back sooner than that.

Maybe, but she's adorable as fuck.


I'm going to take Nimu's virginity!

>This slut
>a virgin
1 and only 1.

But the girl you posted isn't a slut.




But what about the rice burger is still American other than the name. I agree that their roots may be American, but as you said there is zero cultural association such that they can construe any distinctly American identity.

I don't know much about neumann machines, but I'm not arguing that everything American has been coopted, but that there isn't anything special about being American that would prevent it from being coopted if need be.

>von Neumann
He's just saying digital computers.

Molesting Ushio!

I'd rather molest Akebono.


I wished more ships would molest Ushio, she's just so perfect for it.

Its not molesting if she wants it.
She's in love with the TTK.

No one loves TTK more than Akebono.

Try it and see what happens

I ain't eating my pudding.

I am going to fuck the pudding.


It'll probably go like this.

Where's Stalker?

I need more manga.

This artist draws some cute girls

If you've ever picked up a history book you should realize how "cultural appropriation" is the most retarded concept ever.

I'd say influence or dominance. Look at how the far east had to wholesale adopt Chinese practices over say 700 AD or 100BC-100AD with the Chinese version of Latin dominate.

What is the potato looking at?

I made a change to the text in here and switched medium damage to heavy. I can't find any of the right pages in the original Japanese to tell if it's wrong, but the story makes more sense this way. Ships don't sink in orange, they only get escorted back when they're red, and a DD at medium health is still usable. Either the author took some odd liberties with the setting or the original Japanese to Chinese translator wasn't paying attention. I know Chinkfag's right since I can see 中破 in the Chinese. Either way, it only comes up twice, but I feel like it undermines the drama a bit. I don't know if changing it is going too far though.

Anyway, have a Hayashimo dump.













Cozy coffee.


I want her special blend.


Cutest plain girl




Seems strong whatever it is given all she needs is 3 cups to get through the day.










If you've ever looked up the actual meaning of the term "cultural appropriation" you should realize that the way it is used has nothing to do with its meaning.

The only thing "Cultural Appropriation" means is "a culture integrating an aspect of another culture within itself." It's as simple as Chinese Food becoming a part of Jewish American Christmas Traditions or Chicken Tikka being a part of British >Cuisine. The stuff about oppressing minorities or extending imperialism is not attached to that term.


If KanColle looked like this, I might even give a damn about it.




Thanks, I didn't think that this would get typeset.
As to the heavy damage medium damage, I'd recommend changing it to "significant damage," since it's ambiguous enough to suggest it's life-threatening but doesn't necessarily indicate that it's heavy damage.

Sounds good to me.

Tell me about her. Why it's so white?

Also, I failed to notice that the sign here is clearly in Chinese, not Japanese. The translation for "第一士官次室" is "NCO Conference Room 1."


Cozy pudding.

Abyssal in disguise.

Serious KanColle doujins suck.

I've got less dramatic stuff after this.

Also for this page, i may have waxed a little too eloquent. In the first panel, Nachi is saying something like
"People feel the weight of their own mortality the most when they look directly at death."
It's not specifically talking about Hayashimo's death (i.e. "your death")


Cozy biscuit.

It's a shame about her rigging design but her character is great.

Fuck you I'm enjoying myself

Your taste is as bad as stereotypical English cooking.

Akizuki will now attempt to set a mood where she can confess to the Admiral!




Underrated ships.

I get why people would like them I guess. They just aren't for me.

Cozy Zuihou.

>Skin and bones
Gross, looks like a holocaust victim. Ships need some meat on those bones.


Changed it.


This is my fetish.



Reminder you don't love you're shipfu if you don't let her spit in your mouth.

It's a good fetish.


Cozy Haruna.

I would drink it and ask to sip from the tap.



I want to freeze some of it into ice cubes to make future drinks extra refreshing.

Now I'm diamonds.

>Piss fags
Gross, at least we don't have scatfags.

Which boat is the biggest dork?

It's criminal that this guy's stuff doesn't get scanned.

The cutest one.



This is cute.



What a soft dragon.


Ro really makes me want to do lewd things to her

Also criminal that these are only 6 pages each.

Only a matter of time.

>that Tenryuu
>Naganami and Akigumo arguing in the background


Yuugumo best older sister and mom.

Me too.


Those two are so lewd.

Shame about Chiyoda though.



What's wrong with her?

The end.

Naganami a cute.

She doesn't want to bang.


O joy...yet another one.

I want to have sex with all the CVs.

>Another one
They've been in game since forever.

I want to lay siege to that castle.

It wasn't subtle, really.

Kanmusu no Nichijou when?

Who would be the Tadakuni, Hidenori and Yoshitake of the ships?

there will never be a KanColle SoL

Nice, I finally got contributor status on Batoto.

Will there ever be a new ship to reach the popularity of kashima

What the hell is sissy stuff?

Also, Naganami a goddess.


Not a KanColle player.

Is Warspite actually a cripple, or just implied?

Her legs are prosthetic.

She's too old to walk.

oh you.
not even implied. Fan interpretation really.

Is it because she's always pictured sitting or something?

A little bummed this isn't true though


I prefer Akashi's repair drool.

She's one of very few girls to be sitting down in her sprites, and she's the only girl with that chair-like equipment. The ship itself suffered severe damage to its steering in the battle of Jutland and had difficulty maneuvering for the rest of its long career after. There was debate over whether she had difficulty walking or if it was just a play on her class name, the Queen Elizabeth class battleships. Then another piece of artwork came out with her standing holding onto a long staff. Some think it's a cane, some think it means nothing. The only thing that'll settle this is the artist themselves coming out and answering. Personally I think the cripple explanation is more interesting than the generic royal stereotype.

For whatever reason I read that as repair period.

go ooyodo go

Would Akashi's pee have healing effects on me?


thanks for the info.

Yeah, I too hope they take the cripple thing somewhere. Thats a level of endearment not usually seen in anything coming from Nipland.

Well, the royal stereotype has no conflict with walking impediment. She's been portrayed as both at the same time.

That's half of what kissing is, retard.

Where can I take a look at her sprites?

Are these two the weirdest ships? I mean what's going on with them?

That's definitely the case either way, but it'll be a bit boring if they start adding more British BBs and they're all scooting around on their thrones. I like it as something unique for a ship who's been through so much.

And my image is the other bit of official art with her. There's not much so far since she's so new. You can also listen to her voice lines if you haven't already by removing the Gallery. She's got fantastic English for a Japanese voice actor.




theyre best boats

I for one imagine Kongou to share the same design language with the British battlecruiser lineage in armament layout (rigging). The Hood, Renown and Repulse should feel closer to Kongou.

As for the rest of the QE class, I hope that QE is that pale Tudor queen of secrets.

Hello, fluffy princess. I want to make you mine.

Sup fluffy semen demon.


/fa/ as fuck

Thanks mate.


Singapore hime shouldn't be this cute.

Is iku cute personality wise like nimu

thick as fuck

Akashi is weirdly wonderful. The social seclusion of the workshops and the metal fumes have probably knocked a few screws loose.

Yo-yo deals with the constant pressure of keeping a naval base functional as a full time secretary ship.

Oh my, looks like clumsy Urakaze tripped.

Why don't you help her up?

She gotta put those tits away first.

I need to expand that seaport.


Is she a drunkard?
I will not accept those types on my base. You're dismissed and scrapped. Only pure girls are allowed here.

>It's nine o'clock now. If I'm not mistaken, those are the Italian heavy cruisers... Hello! Eh, why are you running away?! Wait!

Warspite a cute

Do not lewd the Ura!

Is it pretty usual for a ship's VA to be a complete rookie?

I wonder if her VA will pick up any other roles in this year.

I want to fuck Urakaze while her husband is fast asleep.

Get out right now

Out of Urakaze?

Your kind should be castrated!

Can I hold hands and touch her hair?

Here's some Hiei in a swimsuit!

Unsightly. Cover her up.


Nice. Give me more.

Not until you ring her.

No eating buns!

More like these please.


I want to learn sex ed from Atago.

Ushio is truly the greatest hero.

>Not a KanColle player.
Time to start.

Kaga is a great cook

Stay away from Kaga please

This when?

Never, you turned every translator against you.

Stupid sexy tomboys are the best!

I want atago and takao to not be in shota doujin


But I'm not, I just don't understand Cred Forumsnon anymore

Cozy Kashima

Thanks, cozyfriend. You're the best.

Don't forget to grope your ships.

I want to grope Fubuki's chest.


Nothing wrong with liking HEALTHY ships.

Just grope?

I want to have a long make out session with Atago

Grope what?

I want to tie her up.

Would Hiei be a good mother? Would Hiei be a good wife?

Sure, why not?

Her chest?

You want her to tie you up, you mean.

Oh, that's what we're calling cutting boards nowadays, "chests". Heh.

Because she's a cuck who doesn't love the Admiral at all

HIei haters can fuck right off.

Fubuki isn't a dom but I wouldn't mind her trying.

What did she see?

But she doesn't love you back.

Fubuki isn't flat.

She is boring though.

Is this the cutest Mutsuki?

She's really not.

Oh man, Atago is so fucking soft.

This is.

She really is. Only hipsters would care about her.

Wait what? Does Hiei not love the Admiral?

That's not true.

She doesn't.

Bad Akagi, poor Kaga-san

She is cute but not as cute as Satsuki.

How does she style her hair like that?

Why are Seaports so soft?

These things always end up in a threesome anyways.

What evidence is there that Hiei doesn't love the Admiral?

She obviously marries him and loves him enough to do so.

She marries the Admiral because she has to. If you read her lines, she clearly doesn't love him or want to be married to him.

Oh wow.

Looks like I wasted 150 hours trying to marry Hiei for nothing then. I'm gonna go and kill myself now since I will never give Hiei a cute daughter.

You get back to your office and you see your Harukaze acting strangely.

What course of action do you take?

Whip it out.

The cutest is Fumizuki.

>spending anything more than 48 hours to level a BB to 99


My wife.

you mean
>picking Hiei of all Kongou sisters

I'm saying I'd expose myself in front of her.

You can get all 4 to 99 in 150 hours. You don't even have to choose.

Your -- self? You mean, open up your true feelings to her as a devoted admirer?

No I'd just show her my penis.

There are many more Aganos than you'd think.

Both are cute.

Why is there so much hate for Hiei?

She's kind, she's nice, and she's practically like a guy friend for the Admiral. She's like a gentle tomboy unlike Tenryuu. I get that her marriage line is a bit iffy, but I'd like to imagine that she grows to love the Admiral as a man later on.

I don't care which BB you like. I only care about how inefficient you level her.


Is that cum coming out of Hiei's mouth?

If I'm gonna marry a ship, I want to lovingly bang on the wedding night with a ship that loves me back.


>Implying Hiei wouldn't get into loving sex with the admiral and get pregnant on her first night after being married

Gween tea~

Kai Ni when?


Even though she straight up tells you she doesn't want to marry you on your wedding day?

Its a meme. Her rigging is a Throne. Some jokers made wheelchair comparisons.

I want to get drinks with these BBs.

She's the worst looking Kongou

I want to get drinks with Zuihou.

Pola is such a fucking mess.


How would a daily life of married Hiei be like?

Please include all details of her being miserable and it being a loveless marriage

>Warspite not drinking a nice bottle of this

Thats Kirishima.


Can't we all just get along?

No that's your mother you retard.

But Kirishima is cute.

Not as cute as Hiei

I still dont understand her coffee gimmick. Germans are not renowned for the coffee.

Hnnngggg. Tsun Warspite is too fucking cute.

She is definately the cutest BB in looks and personality.

Man, this shit always makes me diamonds.

I disagree.

Germans drink probably more coffee than beer. It's well known that a german breakfast is usually served with coffee.

t. Kraut

She's a dyke. Dykes are no friends of mine.

I'm going to steal Kirishima's glasses!


source: anons ass

t. assmad delusional Hieifag

>B-but... my heart... belongs to oneesama!

I've married Haruna, but I can smell a retard from a mile away. Enjoy you're delusions


She fucks them into submission.

Shiranui is a huge bitch.

Post best doggo.

You already did.

Your dog a shit.


I wonder if my Shiggy is fine with the fact she's been on expedition duty since I got her.

Why don't you ask her and find out.

Because she won't be doing expeditions if I take time to do that.

This vanilla doujinshi about sweet sex with Kirishima always makes me crazy.

Why don't you ASK her and find OUT.

I want to cheat behind Shigure's back.

Too late. I've already sent her on another expedition.

I frequently use that one. Kirishima is super cute in it.


Why is she watching through the window when she should be doing an expedition?

Because she's sick of expeditions and wants to rebel against the Admiral.

She should have filed a formal request then. Why's she covered in blood? Is she hurt? She should go to the docks.


What's the name of the doujin?



>That look

Hatsu's love mode has been triggered. Run whilst you still can

>hair down there
Not cute.

What if I don't run?

>not liking your girl a little adult-like

How come Atago gets so many vanilla doujins? You seldom see her in NTR and such.

You cant complain about the results

Why is her left foot so freakish in that picture?

I want to engage in lewd behavior with this duck.

Thanks user

>mfw people think the RN sank Bismarck

I'm going to sink her with my dick.

I can see her being a definite leg-locker.

You're right, the KSM sank their own Bismarck.

>this is what wehrboos actually believe

She doesn't need to leg lock. I will absolutely not pull out until I'm satisfied.

Does it matter? She still took a beating and sank, the RN did a number if they sank her or not, their actions led to her sinking so they can take credit.
She still sank accomplishing little.

The story that she was scuttled by own crew was German propaganda that has somehow persisted to this day.

No. It doesnt matter.

Though it seems to matter to wehrboos

I'm no wehraboo, but surely the truth to her sinking matters?

The truth is this But as said, the "scuttling" was German propagana designed to try and lessen the embarrassment. Not that it really lesened anything. She still sank because she got fucked up hard.



Wehraboo here and I loathe the Bismarck. What a useless piece of junk. All she did was (presumably her anyway) sink the HMS Hood, a battlecruiser from yesteryear. What an amazing feat. Her sister was equally pathetic as she was just sitting in Norway and rusted away while being bullied by the RAF.

Now Scharnhorst and Gneisenau, those were the true heroes of the Kriegsmarine. Bismarck and Tirpitz were fat, undergunned bitches.

They should've realized that CVs were better and that a mobile, armed to the teeth platform like Graf would've been better to commerce raiding.


I want to put my torpedo into her.

>swastikas still intact

>armed to the teeth platform like Graf would've been better to commerce raiding.
I agreed with you up until this point. To operate as a fleet carrier, Graf would have required the protection of a significant portion of the Kriegsmarine's surface fleet. Yet on the other hand, it would have been suicide to send her out on her own or with limited protection. The only area she may have been useful would have been commerce raiding on the Allied convoys to Murmansk, but I think she would have ended up as useless as Tirpitz in that regard.

stop lewding the only pure ship in this franchise, heck no one would even bother making doujins of her.

Not even that one I somewhat often jerk off to?

Can you elaborate, preferably in detail.

I totally agree with you. I just mean she had 16x 150mm cannons, so she could've at the very least defended herself for a while. Also, if they hadn't built Bismarck and Tirpitz, they could've built another Scharnhorst-class or a Hipper or two.

ayy lmao

New QE class.

Bismarck doujins are up.


Just imagine if they had actualled armed the Scharhorst class as intended with 15in guns instead of 11 inch guns, they could have actually gone toe to toe with other BB and won instead of having to run. Truly they would have been a force to be feared.

I'm going to pet Kuma! Sexually too!

Delete this

>they could have actually gone toe to toe with other BB and won instead of having to run
But they lacked in armor compared to a proper BB. Also, bigger guns might have robbed them of the ability to run effectively anyway.


>That rape/almost-NTR one

>daihatsu/tank carriers are the new meta against installations
>only DDs and CL(T)s can perform openiing ASW
>DDs, CLs and CAs in general are vital for escort fleet, especially one with torp CIs
Why, in this day and age, does Kiyoshimo want to become useless?

Juvenile fantasies.

As useless as we are now, I don't think we wanted to be useless when we were younger.

It has a happy end though.

It's still all kinds of I don't even. At least she kills her rapist instead of letting them live or turning to them as always happens in those set ups. Kind of hardcore really to just straight up murder the guy first chance she gets.

As long as you don't get her to cook.

It's still a doujin of her being raped and eventually enjoying being fucked by another guy. What's the point in a doujin that just kills my boner like that?

>Enjoyed it
It could have been a ploy to let his guard down so she could kill him like she did.
This is no different than the Shoukaku doujin, the rapist is killed and they can live happily ever after with their true TTK.

But I don't even like Bismarck

Is it rape if I force you to fap to them?

>and they can live happily ever after with their true TTK.
But that doesn't make the content of the doujin any less shit. The doujin was still them being fucked and cummed inside by other men.

Then don't read it, there's other Bismarck doujins. Plus the first half is still vanilla, just avoid the rape.

Do humanity a favor and sterilize yourself.

Oh, she's attractive, but I guess I'm more of an Atago or Iowa kind of guy.

Kongou and Hiei are both older and they can walk just fine.

>That one with Graf
Just why? Why just start doing the admiral right in front of Graf like that? It's highly degenerate, my Bismarck isn't that lewd.

Fuck me she's gorgeous

Probably because it leads into exhentai.org/g/979766/b019d7e73a/



I want to pet my wife.

Except when it wasn't, it's the truth. Most of the damage to the ship was above the waterline and the torpedo damage didn't breach the torpedo bulges meaning there was little damage caused by them. While they give credit to both the damage caused and the scuttling for the sinking it's clear that the scuttling was the direct cause of her sinking not English shell fire.

I want to pet your wife too.

To be fair, Finns drink more beer or coffee than Germans (this is despite how that beer's expensive as sin in Finland so they take the boat to Talinn to get smashed)

Ok, but I'll fuck you up if you try anything else.


If you are a Wehraboo, then you should actually appreciate Tirpitz. She did a fuckton by staying alive and tying down the allies. Fleet in being isn't a meme at all, especially when you have no hope of outnumbering your opponents and establish uncontested sealane control on open waters.

What a fucking nerd you are.


This. Tirpitz was such a problem the RN did a suicidal raid to take out her dock in the St. Nazaire Raid.

And the US sent Iowa over to help. Tirpitz held out and did more than Bismarck in the last days of Battleships.

I want to work with Zuihou to make a child together!

>Clarkson talking about shit that isn't cars
Immersion destroyed.

>Tying down allies
>Sat there and never even once sortied
>RN spooks itself by saying she's sortieing
>Abandons merchant ships

Fucking kek'd, but it would've been cool if she actually saw some action.
If anything, it shows how badly organized the RN was at the time and not how good the Bismarck-class actually was.

Jezza is a huge history nerd.

By that standard the Yamato class were even worse than useless since they tied up manpower and resources that could have been used elsewhere and having sunk nothing failed their primary purpose for having been built.

>Only pure girls are allowed here.

Your base must be totally empty then.

Exactly. As impressive as the Yamato-class was, she was useless as fuck. That's the reason they called her a Hotel. But then again, it could've been worse... They could've built the Izumo.

She was, because she was barely a fleet in being seeing as the allies didn't even know she existed until 1942, and they weren't completely sure of her specs until after she sank.

Source plz

Quads confirm.

>ywn hear Clarkson call Shimakaze best girl on the basis of speed alone.

But the slav DD could reach 45 knots))))))))))))))))))

/wowsg/ pls leaf. Who am I kidding, this is /wowsg/ lite.

Most of the USN fast battleships had at some point in their career been sent one by one to counter Tirpitz. It's always funny reading the service records of the US battleships and it shows most of them with a Pacific career and then one stint of being sent to the Atlantic just to counter the Tirpitz.

What a mean game of hide and seek.

But none of those retarded fast DD ever actually existed, Fasted DD ever built was the french Fantasque which actually could do 45 knots.

I desperately want to sit with Houshou and drink tea.

Yes to all of this.

>But none of those retarded fast DD ever actually existed
They did, actually.
The issue is that they reached their listed speeds without any turrets or the things that usually would be in said turrets (i.e. guns, ammunition)

The top speed of those slav DDs was 43.5 knots though.

Yeah, and no slav DD in WoWs breaks 42.5 knots. They only reach 45 because of some consumable, and every DD in-game can get unhistorically high speeds with those.

I want to snuggle with her while we go to sleep.

Using your logic, America didn't win the Battle of Midway.

>And the US sent Iowa over to help
She didn't exactly stay long.

I don't see how the same (retarded) logic applies there.

Most of the carriers at Midway were scuttled too.

For Clarkson, it isn't the speed that's the appeal - it's the raw power. Hence he'd be probably more interested in a BB or Carrier.

>the allies didn't even know she existed until 1942, and they weren't completely sure of her specs until after she sank.
Shinano took that to another level.

>"She remains the largest warship ever sunk by a submarine"

The fact that the term "by a submarine" implies that a bigger warship has been sunk at some point. What's bigger than a Yamato class?

Even if Bismarck ultimately sank due to the actions of her crew, it was the British who pounded her into uselessness in the first place. Had the Germans through some miracle managed to get her home, the sheer amount of damage she received would've made restoring her to battle-worthy condition impossible.

You can argue about how Bismarck was scuttled, but it doesn't subtract anything from the RN's victory. Hell, I'd argue that being forced to scuttle your ship is a bigger psychological defeat than simply having it sunk by the enemy, not a moral victory like wehraboos like to argue.

It just mean it's the largest ship a sub has ever sunk.

I know that, but has something else sunk an even bigger ship or am I misinterpreting the implication.

What about it is hard to interpret? Subs have sunk dozens of ships, but Shinano is the largest that one sub did.

Why not say "the largest warship ever sunk" if no larger warship has ever been sunk?

Because it's based on subs kills only?

Because she isn't, not anymore.
Shinano is via sub, but right now the largest in the record book to the current day is the USS America via target testing for the betterment of further research in developing defense for super carriers.

Ah, that's exactly what I wanted to know. Thanks user.

>Uses ship named after country as a clay pigeon

i like botes

Who's your favourite bote?


We taking real botes or botegirls?


The ones you can fuck.

That doesn't help me make a distinction, user.

How the hell do you fuck an actual warship?

Put your penis inside it.

But where?

How the hell do you fuck a car? If you can ram up the exhaust and catalytic converter, then I am pretty sure that you can stick it into one of untold number of orifices on a ship, from drainage to voice tube, whatever floats your boat.

There's a ton of space. Just pick one and jam it in.

No thanks. I like sticking my dick into something that actually responds.

That's why you buy a manual car, "position" yourself on the gear stick, and drive the car from that position. Enjoy handsfree shifting and pleasant vibrations.

Aoba Kai Ni fucking when?

She'll never get one, so fucking Aoba Kai Ni would be impossible.

Ready for the 40K end times, user?

It'll never happen because the 40K line is too profitable for Games Workshop.

They already started with the campaign. Look up what they are doing with the Space Wolves. Give two years and they'll pull an Age of Sigmar level move.


Hard Petting with Tokitsukaze!

>titling it dearest but it has rape
Man fuck these assholes. It's like the ntr that has a wedding or a couple on the first page. I wish they'd get sent to hell