Shit you do because of fucking anime

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

I say bye bye now and I look like a complete faggot whenever I do.

I do it without noticing, how do I stop?

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Liam Diaz
Liam Diaz

I say "oi" when I try to get people's attention

Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

Actively think and prepare of something else to say as parting words. Such as
goodbye
bye
see you
y-you too
i'm a massive faggot please choke me with your dick
or whatever you think will make the other person view you as less of an autist.

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

Work at a grocery store and I give a slight bow to customers as they're leaving. May not even be because of anime but when I noticed it, it's probably a bit weird.

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

I can't believe this show bombed

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

I greet everyone with nyanpasu. At first they found it weird now they are used to it

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

I say vague shit while turning my back towards the person I'm talking to.

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

This can't be real, r-right? Y'all are just messing around, right, anons?

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

nothin personnel, ningen

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

Isn't it BAI BAI?

Anyways I really enjoy japanese cooking. Probably more from Iron Chef Japan than animu though.

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

I act way too comfortable around people, and I sometime say some Japanese accidentally because I'm currently learning it. But I feel the rest of the thread, because I do a lot of this stuff too.

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

so anime turned you into a chav

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

Great I'm not the only one, do you also walk around with your hands in your pockets and with your back slightly curved?

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

Yeah, I do that
I definitely look retarded doing it though

To be fair in anime its mean to look kinda retarded anyway.

Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

I make loads of hand gestures like double pointing finger guns to the left, turning my head while putting my finger to my cheek, double peace signs, etc, as if I was switching sprites in a VN, usually without noticing.

I've also accidentally adopted 「絶望的な」as a catchphrase since I actually do speak Japanese because of a certain hope/despair fest.

Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

PIN PON

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

I make loads of hand gestures like double pointing finger guns to the left, turning my head while putting my finger to my cheek, double peace signs, etc, as if I was switching sprites in a VN, usually without noticing.
I hope you're a girl.

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

What does with hand gestures plus I think I just make more weird noises.

Thankfully it's not quite far gone enough for anybody to call me out on my autism yet.

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

Shaft head tilt.

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

Peace sign to the camera

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

I don't talk to people

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

easier for me to give somebody a slight bow than to activate my vocal cords if it's early morning 2bh

Austin Gonzalez
Austin Gonzalez

I'm a CUTE Asian boy is that close enough

Nolan Howard
Nolan Howard

double pointing finger guns
I do that, not because of anime, though.

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

i touch myself to pixels arranged in patterns of idealized beings

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

double peace signs

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

PIN PON NARSHITE

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

I'll allow it.

Isaiah Gutierrez
Isaiah Gutierrez

I've caught myself closing my eyes while smiling

and when i get clear from their line of sight I keel over in pain from embarrassment

which is also what happens in anime fuck this

Carson James
Carson James

I SMILE WITH MY EYES CLOSED HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

I do weird finger gestures and stand weirdly like jojo characters.

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

I cry in the bathroom.

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

I eat lunch in the bathroom.

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

y-you to

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

ITT: autists.

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

Sometimes when I listen to music in my car, if it's something like Intervals or Saturna, I'll do the peace sign on the eye thing before it gets to a breakdown.

You know what, I'm just gonna kill myself.

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

Does not everyone do this?

As far as I can remember it's used as a sort of exaggerated or patronising smile in real life. Is that not the case?

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

Put my palm out to the sun, fucker is too bright. Not my fault there and the usual rising your arm to say goodbye when parting with your bros whilst walking.

Sebastian Peterson
Sebastian Peterson

bye bye
Where are you from?
In parts of Canada, the US and England using "bye-bye" isn't really strange or unusual even with acquaintances, and is common with both sexes for close friends and family.
Probably because that's how a lot of people were taught how to say goodbye as kids.

So you're British?

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

Metal Gear is anime as fuck

Eli Mitchell
Eli Mitchell

Yes, that would be the correct course of action.

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

NARASHITE

Aiden Jenkins
Aiden Jenkins

I run to work with a toaster in my mouth.

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

sure, I've seen other people do it. it's used in a sarcastic/patronizing like you say.
I will use it in any smile situation, much like anime. Although I wonder if this is something that Japs/Asians do

David Clark
David Clark

I carry bags over my shoulder like this a lot now. Shit is comfy.

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

In terms of facial expressions and/or social interactions? No, I act literally the same as I did before anime because I'm not autistic.

But for whatever reason anime made it so I always stare at girls' asses as they are walking by when I'm in my car. I don't know why.

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

tfw no snake jaw hinge boifu

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

and the usual rising your arm to say goodbye when parting with your bros whilst walking.
Shit, is this not normal? I do it all the time.

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

I'm pretty sure that's just normal shit, user.

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

Somehow I don't think anime was the cause of that.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

I do that a lot too, don't worry.

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

I don't know though, I never really noticed that girls can be attractive until I saw anime. Anime really broadened my way of thinking.

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

Are you 15?

David Nguyen
David Nguyen

I've always said "oi" to get people's attention.

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

my car

Doubt it

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

i forcefully kick open any door i come near yet say tadaima quietly

i close my eyes when i smile sometimes

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

not revving the engine intermittenly between randomly braking so you can keep pace
not hollering at them
not making eye contact

you are no normal son

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

Shit man, mentally, I honestly kind of feel that way.

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

15-year-olds can drive where I live, so it's not impossible.

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

Many times I've sat down and closed my eyes and wished that when I count to three and open them again I would be with my waifu. I've been disappointed every time.

Lucas Fisher
Lucas Fisher

I pick up a lot of terms from shit I do. I speak common German phrases because I took German in high school, shit like that. One thing I do is if someone does something good, I say "nice desu ne" without even thinking about it. Thanks, Kill Me Baby.

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

It was the opposite for me, anime raised my standards so high that I only ever actually crush on a passing girl once a year or so.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

Nice desu ne

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

I pick up a lot of terms from shit I do. I speak common German phrases because I took German in high school, shit like that. One thing I do is if someone does something good, I say "nice desu ne" without even thinking about it. Thanks, Kill Me Baby.
Echoing phrases is literal autist behavior.

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

I make hand gestures when I speak, even when I'm talking to myself. Whenever I sit at a table I take up the Gendo pose. I do JoJo poses whenever I get lost in thought while standing around. Champion head tilter. Single words of Japanese are slowly infiltrating my ordinary language, one nani or abunai at a time. My living room has a low table and floor cushions. I take my shoes off in every house I enter (say what you will about basic manners, but we live in barbaric times). I bow my head for greetings and partings. I pray before my figures every morning.

I will reach chuunilightenment some day.

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

Pin pon?

Charles Green
Charles Green

You say that like we're not on Cred Forums

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

If you kept your eyes closed, your waifu would be there.

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

nice desu ne

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

Sometimes I binge so much anime I don't even recognize my own reflection in the mirror.

Matthew Gray
Matthew Gray

I tilt my head sometimes, and the smile to the eyes thing too.
That'd be it. I'm cautious about it, though.

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

crush
I never crush on anyone though, just look at their asses as if I were browsing the panda. Business as usual.

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

I take my shoes off in every house I enter
I did this before I even got into anime, it's just common fucking sense to not get your house dirty, wtf

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

I hold my hand up and let it fall when I turn to walk away.
I say "heeeh?" when something amuses me.

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

S2 never

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

In my country is not seen wrong to wear your shoes inside of your house.

This reminds me I say "huh?" putting a lot of force in the h, which are actually fucking mute in my language.

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

Is that you, Ken-sama?

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

ara ara
Slightly hit my head when I mess up.

Guess that's it.

William Anderson
William Anderson

I've learned to wrap my underwear around one leg when I masturbate

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

kuso
twch

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

Uwa

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

When no one's looking I do chuuni poses.

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

never replied "you too" in the wrong context before reading about it here.
Cred Forums causes autism.

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

Neither it is in mine, but me or my family just never did it.

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

I bow my head for greetings and partings.
I do this, especially when saying "thank you" at a store or back.

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

My friend does this, I feel like I should cringe, but it's actually kind of cute

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

fag

Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

I've develop a habit of bowing my head slightly whenever I run across authority figures. I never even noticed I've been doing this until someone pointed it out and called it weird.

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

So you're British?

Or Jewish

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

I say variations of "ah" with different tones of voice to answer or react to alot of things. Other than my mom asking why I'm grunting like I'm angry, no one seems to care.

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

Well, everytime I ride my bike I always yell "DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAY, nana naaa".

David Sanders
David Sanders

Although I wonder if this is something that Japs/Asians do
it is
source: I knew a jap girl once who did it

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

How is this from anime?

kuso
Same

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

Girl friend, right?

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

Same I do it in every non-causal situation too

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

When I eat at a japanese restuarant, I hear the waitress shout " Irashai" and I cringe because it does not sound japanese in any way, nor do they know what they are shouting about.

There was once where I ate at a better ramen place which was owned by a authentic japanese couple, and I ordered in japanese. They were surprised.

Parker Long
Parker Long

I laugh like pic related and thought I could get away with it but by accident I looked myself at the mirror while doing so and it looks so fucking retarded.

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

Not exactly anime, more like hentai
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=✓&tags=panties_around_one_leg masturbation &ms=1

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

having friends
You really don't belong here

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

I watched a lot of fifties movies awhile back, and lots of guys did it, too, so I'm not embarrassed like I was as a k8id.

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

tfw oi literally means hi in your language
tfw people think you're greeting them

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

I wish I could even have a slight crush on a girl anymore. It's been 3 years. Shit, I'm starting to feel dead inside when irl romance stuff crosses my attention.

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

I do shaft head tilts.

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

What language?

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

this

Eli Cox
Eli Cox

literally impossible

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

I bend my knees and lean back with my hands out to the side and scream "Wrrrry" Whenever im about to stop time.

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

oi also works to grab attention

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

be in japanese restaurant while visiting family
they know i've been taking japanese classes in college
make me order the food in japanese

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

Most of my reactions come from shoujo manga.
Apparently, I'm a riot.
That sounds scary.

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

yep

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

I don't understand why posing that is supposed to be awkward still looks super cool compared to real life.

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

I've been like this ever since I started going out with my ex. Had crushes left and right, got girlfriend and completely stopped. I haven't seen her in years and I just can't find myself being interested in anyone new.

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

I now regularly use words like "eh" "oi", and sometimes a "nani" "kuso" or other fagotty word will slip from my mouth. Sometimes I do little dumb gestures like the taping you head with your fist gag or bowing.

someone please send help[spoiler/]

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

Guess I should've added no homo

If it makes you feel any better I met him on Cred Forums

Cooper Sanders
Cooper Sanders

More like this except arms are wider apart, hands are more horizontal, and expression is more casual. I do tend to tilt my head a bit though.

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

I do a goddamn peace sign when taking picture with friends. It was so embarrassing

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

Shit, I thought I was the only one.

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

Reminds me of this

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

i head pat girls when im drunk, the next morning i get stitches from cringing

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

Do they like it?

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

I sometimes make deliberate movements imagining I am fluidly animated by a good studio

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

kek

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

I was at a Japanese restaurant the other day and responded to the server with "hai" instead of "yes" by accident. It was embarrassing.

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

Two island nations on opposite sides of the globe and this word means the same thing in both (completely unrelated) languages.

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

Me too, I didn't even realize it until one day I thought my neck felt funny and it turned out it was because I always have my head at an angle like a retard

Aaron James
Aaron James

What'd they do? Cuz here, most of the chefs aren't even Japanese.

Nolan Edwards
Nolan Edwards

When I turn corners, I run into girls and then I end up on top of them with my hand on their boob and their clothes get all disheveled.
I also leer at my little sister.

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

how does it feel to be forced animation

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

I went to this restaurant and even tho the servers were all Japanese, irasshaimases and all, the cooks were all Hispanic.

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

Feels like an undeserved AOTY

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

I can't believe this hasn't been said yet but I lift my glasses using my middle finger even though the glasses aren't falling off.

I do these as well

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

I love when people do this. I could easily fall in love with someone if they do it enough unfortunately

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

I say bye-bee

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

I pretend to be Konata sometimes with my friends

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

I sometimes shout "Kanpeki no bougan des, it's perfect!" when I am on my own and excited about something

Colton James
Colton James

The most autistic in this thread

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

I run with toast in my mouth when I'm late in the morning.
Shit is so cash.

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

this 2bh

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

I have a rice cooker and make rice and Miso soup often because they're both really easy to make but that's not really strange.

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

When I'm having a conversation in Spanish I sometimes end up slipping and say a Japanese word that sounds similar.
Most recent example is when I used hebi instead of jaiba.

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

this is just more proof
there's more? fuck

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

I'm a pizza delivery dude and I do this all the time when I leave people's doorstep.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

He apparently believes that he looks half Japanese

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

i make curry rice
shit's cash

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

oh my god

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

That's not even toasted, it's just bread.

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

well he is going bald

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

I do that too because it seemed like the best metod to lift your glasses when i started using them.
I have been guilty of these at least once in my life.
Those two words don't sound that similar to me. Can you give another example?

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

Same
Pretty amazing, really
Are we sure that wasn't brought from the English when they came to Japan?

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

jesus

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

that hair
Everytime

Who willingly keeps their hair like that?

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

I do that thing where I walk away, then say bye by raising my hand and some sort of finger pose / wrist flick.

Fuck.

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

I made everything from curry to tempura to gyudon. even made the dashi from scratch, buying the katsuo and kelp. Get on my level.

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

When I like something I yell DAISUKI.
Before I start sentences I say, "ano...."
When I ask questions I always end them with, "ka?"
People don't get it, so I always have to explain Japanese to them.
Stupid normies.

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

I think what you mean to say is
Kawaii as heck!

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

I think it's normal to raise your hand and wave goodbye.
Unless i've been lied to.
Noone has told me anything about it.

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

This whole thread makes me cringe

I'm so glad I'm not obviously a weeaboo

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

not GO, DULHALLAN

Charles King
Charles King

Toriko has completely changed my relationship with food and cooking, in particular I say grace like he does before every meal.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

The things you say, they hurt.

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

in pubic?

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

I do this when I reach home. Softly.

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

listen to eurobeat
try to slide my car any opportunity

At least it's rear wheel drive.

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

I look baller as fuck when I do it tho

Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

I make a batch of dashi every week and freeze it in ice trays for easy miso. I've made a bunch of other japanese dishes as well but I'm usually lazy and don't bother with anything more complicated than throwing chicken in a pan with sake, mirin, and soy sauce and letting it simmer.

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

I don't do anything weird because of anime. Most of my friends are not interested or only slightly interested in anime, and my classmates and co-workers almost certainly do not give a shit. Even if they did I still wouldn't be saying Japanese phrases or doing other anime related stuff in public. I leave that shit at home and don't act like a fucking autist in public.

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

fuck why did I save the thumbnail

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

Jaiba is pronounced hai-ba. I'm still trying to improve my spanish vocab and at times end up using my gut feeling to say a word, especially if it is a word I don't use often. Can't really think of another good example at the moment, but it's more of a vocab problem where I can remember the japanese equivalent but not the spanish equivalent at times.

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

baller
autistic

Logan King
Logan King

Poortuguese.

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

I wish I was Japanese so I could end every sentence with de gozaru de gozaimasu without looking like a faggot.

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

Seriously, nobody's mentioned the 'male protagonist in an awkward situation' head scratch?

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

This

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

This one.

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

That works, try adding in egg and spring onions to your chicken for oyakodon.

If you can get your hands on some mentaiko, spread that on bread and butter, and toast it. That shit is unbelievably good.

polite sage for off topic

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

No you're not.

I guarantee you there's a shitload of Asian twinks that like to pretend they're cute because of a terminal lack of masculinity, but you're just kinda greasy and beta. Sorry.

Not trying to be a dick, just alerting you that it's very likely you're part of the rule rather than an exception, and you should reevaluate whether or not that was an honest statement.

Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

Spanish isn't your first language is it?
I know how to pronounce jaiba, that's why i tell you it doesn't really sounds like hebi which sounds like "heavy".

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

this is from personal revelation?

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

oh yeah, I did that today when my supervisor talked about going as a steampunk lady for Halloween this year

John Wilson
John Wilson

probably

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

I do this too. It feels very natural.

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

literally scratching my head just like this when I opened the webm

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

I'm not a twink though, I'm a /fit/ manlet. My demeanor and face are apparently pretty cute though, I don't really get it myself.

I do have awifeso I must be doing something right. Or wrong.

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

You know that kid who ran with his arms behind his back in high school? I was that kid.

I try not to remember my school experience too much. It hurts.

Daniel Thomas
Daniel Thomas

Don't know if related but I crack my finger whenever I finish my workout routine.

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

messing up the spoiler on the most spoilerific part
Kmsys

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

When I was younger I would say ano and eto because I wanted to be a cute anime girl. I still do it.

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

Wait, these aren't normal? I could've swore I did them before I got into anime

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

also, I do the pencil spinning thing, no idea what it's called. and when I'm concentrated I can do it with both hands.

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

Visit a chiropractor soon

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

I wish I could pencil spin.

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

I've been trying to learn how to do it.
I can spit it once and the stop it and spin it again but i haven't improved at all.

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

if you're not an ojou people will still think that's fucking retarded

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

I don't do any of this shit. at least not in front of other people

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

how the fuck is this an anime thing you just have lice

John Powell
John Powell

In my head or under my breath, but no one seems to notice or care. Its just grace after all.

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

I've been doing it since 10th grade, so about 4 years. normies are always impressed.

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

I know this one's a joke, but it actually hurt to read this.

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

I always find myself doing Gendo's pose at meetings all the time.

>its actually kinda comfy desu

Jack Davis
Jack Davis

I do it to hide smiles when I don't want to be seen laughing at something, etc.
Now this thread made me conscious of it.

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

This image makes me mad. It looks like he's pushing the glass instead of the frame.

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

he's using his middle finger

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

I go "aah" all the time now for saying yes/indifference, for everything, I never have anything to say really to people so it's just my default thing, I have no idea why no one ever comments on it or how they even it's just a yes/indifference sound.

Oliver Gray
Oliver Gray

Tfw oi means mean hi in my native language
They'll never notice my powderlevel

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

Learned how to show a decent smug face.
These quite frequently

I swear this shit is not confined to just anime.

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

I oftenly run to catch the bus. When I don't make it and see the bus going away I try to reach it with my hand and say "TODOKANAI".

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

i'd give anything to have a smug anime face

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

In russian oy is pretty normal. Though you seem like a fucking gopnik or vor if you use it. It's like "oi brah, you got a smoke?"

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

Just mentioning it made me crack my fingers like Kaneki

After seeing TG I was doing it almost exclusively like Kaneki but recently I've gone back to the fist over knuckle crack

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

not going bye-me with your signature lukcy wave

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

I rub the back of my neck pensively when nervous
I don't even know why. I just don't know what to do with my hands when I'm uncomfortable and that's the first thing to pop into my head since I've seen it so much in various shows.

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

I dunno it's kind of weird for a man to say bye-bye to another adult, at least here in Florida.

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

google alberto barbosa
it's actually a meme
Does /int/ have one of these for each nationality or something?
I'm not Portuguese

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

I mix up "mira" with "mite".

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

what, if your like by yourself? If i'm by myself I do this shit all the time, like what are you going to Nico character songs and try to pretend your not going to do the fucking gesture?

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

I think it's called "the nod" when 2 guys pass each other and make eye contact they kinda nod at each other. It's completely normal.

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

this joke is ancient

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

eye contact
This might be a problem.

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

Wait so miru isn't a japanese verb?

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

I developed a habit of putting my hand over my mouth kinda like when yawning when smiling. Because my teeth are fucked up and i dont want people to see them.

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

My waves have become a somewhat half-assed salute.

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

sometimes I put cold cans against my cheeck now, pretending it's a cute girl doing it.

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

whenever I make contact with another guy my nipples get hard and I get self conscious

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

Why is MAO so shit? she ruined the whole episode.

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

When I'm speaking Spanish, I mean to say "mira" but accidentally say the Japanese "mite".
They both mean "look". Mite is a conjugated miru.

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

etto, sumimasen, "food" hitotsu kudasai
there

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

Holy shit those are some nice numbers there user

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

I do this a little but my Spanish is generally incoherent when I get nervous anyway, the bigger thing is I tend to use Japanese space words though a lot more when in Spanish now which just confuses everyone and it's hard as shit to avoid.

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

Fuck me this is not normal?

Parker Flores
Parker Flores

Sometimes I do the weeb 'delinquent' shit like the walks in pic related, or when they lean forward condescendingly while telling someone off.
Mostly around my friends that I know watch pleb anime

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

In New Zealand we use oi quite a bit.

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

what about oi oi?

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

like the walks in pic related
I'm so sorry

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

it was video game night at the bar tonight
sonebody had a jap snes compilation
ended up translating the menus for them
thats so cool user, I bet girls think thats really attractive

Jace Walker
Jace Walker

Not good body language for conversation, and you shouldn't cover your mouth when speaking.

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahshaidfshalsjhdfgsiufehvb;eiroaulghweiraufblareuhgap;9hdw so popular user.

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

he was probably be sarcastic, you shouldve punched him in the man pussy

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

if its a close mate we just keep saying it until it gets their attention.

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

You trying to die?

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

making me want to re-read

Jose Smith
Jose Smith

I say "don't worry about it" a lot and I feel like one of these days a daijoubu is gonna slip out

James Foster
James Foster

Stop spreading bullshit. 'Oi' in Russian basically serves the same role as 'oops'.

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

Not saying "Don'mind Don'mind" like a true weeb

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

I do that even though I don't wear glasses

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

Not dramatic enough.

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

if they put a plate back ONE MORE TIME...
Metal Bat best S class by far.

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

How? why not "ki ni suru na" or "ki ni shinai de kudasai"?

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

not Donmai

Do you even Yotsuba?

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

MOMENTAI

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

There's a radio station down hear that has the slogan "take it easy" and every time I see the phrase I say "Yukkuri shiteitte ne."
Only if no one is around, of course.

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

This is more due to Cred Forums, but still related. When thinking and sometimes talking I have started to use "s m h" "t b h" and "f a m" but instead of the twitter speak I use the filters, "baka" "desu" and "senpai"

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

I repeat common phrases. I've actually learned a little bit of Japanese by doing so. I do this subconsciously as I've been doing it a lot recently. Need to stop to not reveal my power level.
Not sure if this applies, but I also say "cute" when I see something cute which is all the fucking time

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

I usually mean it as "it'll be fine", like something technical is going to work out. Also I don't actually know japanese and am a pleb :(

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

I tend to say "It can't be helped" an awful lot

Caleb Bailey
Caleb Bailey

Kill yourself

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

thanks senpai

Kayden White
Kayden White

I do that once again I've cut a worthless object thing after I kill someone

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

I often say "maa ne" or "maa iika" when something doesn't go as I planned.

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

I can't say "two" correctly anymore.

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

What is this referencing?

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

Probably google.

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

くっそ

Blake James
Blake James

I can't even talk properly, much less imitating anime speeches. While it saves me from cringeworthy moment, it really doesn't help at all to break the ice with people. It always feels awkward.

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

I do this if I don't feel like speaking or waving

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

donmai

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

It's weird, I used to do the Gendo pose all the time before I began watching anime, but around the time I found out about Evangeleon I stopped

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

Sometimes I'll yell out "IKUZE" as a joke when picking something heavy up or something doing something that requires intensity.

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

everything ITT
Through all my years I accidentally said "ah" once instead of "yeah".

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

I reach out towards the sun/moon.

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

Some of you guys have serious problems.

William Foster
William Foster

Hold up, how else am I supposed to adjust my glasses? Every other way I try just smudges them.

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

Jack off more often.

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

Grab the arms and adjust them

And don't forget to say "fuyukai desu"

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Well I did that before anime, I just have terrible posture

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

That's not nearly as bad as accidentally saying いいえ instead of 'no' while at work. I played it off by pretending that I was starting to say "yeah," but quickly changed my mind and said "no."

I do that, but if I'm in a public place with lots of people, I make sure to do it in a way so that it doesn't look like I'm flipping someone off.

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

not hollering at them

You gotta wear a construction hardhat for that user

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

Eh I do that too.

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

I always adjust mine by using one hand to grab the sides of them, middle finger and thumb, and adjust them that way. My OCD will not allow me to adjust them in the middle because I need to put significant pressure on the sides or I'll feel like they are still loose. I used to habitually do it even when they were fine (again, OCD) and always bent the middle of the glasses over time because I'd put so much pressure on them. Not as bad with them now, but I've been tapping the same pattern with my right hand for at least 6 months now so take the bad with the good I suppose.

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

I say "don't worry about it" a lot

Are you sure didn't just watch The Room recently?

Dominic James
Dominic James

I already kind of do that, just in a less cute way by default and without the words.

It's just normal, I assume. I can't think of a better way.

I sometimes say "Eh" like that "Eeeeeh?" girl from Nichijou, luckily I've only ever done it near family and they already think I'm weird.

My condolences, at least you're not damaging expensive glasses anymore though.

or I'll feel like they are still loose.
Pretty sure that's normal, I did it 8 times today before I finally gave up and accepted it.

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

Yeah, then after fixing them I'd feel like it's uneven now, like I pushed the center part out and then I'd push the middle part in as hard as I can and do that back and forth until it reached perfection. My OCD is a lot less intrusive nowadays I've found, I do a lot of weird organizing stuff certain ways, calculating the half way point between where ever I am in the video and the end of it, shit like that, but I have a much better handle of it in terms of how it affects how badly things debilitate me. There's a lot worse shit you can have wrong with you. And yeah I imagine the loose thing is a common feeling, it's more the extent that I'd go to fix it.

Christian Green
Christian Green

I actually say "yare yare" for "troublesome" things. Nobody has ever commented or responded...which might be a good thing.

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

Well I can't say that I know how OCD actually works, but I'm glad you're getting the hang of it?

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

I started using "oi" to get the attention of my dog, now it doesn't respond to it's actual name.

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

Thanks, and yeah, I think I'm getting better with it, not sure it ever really "goes away" or anything though.

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

I just kinda figured it was a built in thing like social anxiety, you know? Something you can't completely get rid of.
I can go outside and talk to people with almost no trouble now but I used to, well, suck at it for lack of a better term.
I once skipped eating for over 24 hours because people I didn't know were around and I feared having to explain it if I secretly ate some.

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

Not in real life, but I have ended multiple sentences in other places online with desu because of the wordfilter here

kinda weird desu but nobody really said anything

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

I've always been crackingy fingers that way so when I saw Kaneki doing it I felt like a completely autistic edgy faggot. Still can't break the habbit though.

I would also love to adopt "ne" and "oi" as attention grabbers but they just mean yes and no in my native language, other than that I'm fairly normal.

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

Adjusting glasses and loudly sighing or single laughing to mock others

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

I do this without being drunk.

Carson Long
Carson Long

Funny, when I get drunk I just hit on fat chicks and get rejected until I completely black out from the drink and wake up the next morning in an unfamiliar bed completely oblivious to the shenanigans of last night. Is there an anime trope about this?

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

Shit nigga, you are me desu?

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

I often say tschüss instead of the usual goodbye.

William Cruz
William Cruz

I've caught myself subconsciously imitating Part 2 Joseph's "OH NO"s and Part 3 Joseph's "OH MY GOD"s a lot. Never a direct imitation, but there's definitely been a change in inflection of those phrases since watching JoJo.

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

OH MY KAMI

William Perez
William Perez

I do this too desu senpai

Jacob James
Jacob James

There's gonna be a time when two completely unrelated languages fuse together to make a completely new one, like Esp and Jap.

I should know. I'm a Flip.

Lucas Rivera
Lucas Rivera

I say, "ehhhhhhh?" when shocked or confused.
I also say niceu sometimes.

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

No, I act literally the same as I did before anime because I'm not autistic.

I never really noticed that girls can be attractive until I saw anime.

Lad...

Isaiah Wilson
Isaiah Wilson

When I find out something I get a smug face and go "ehhhhhh?"

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

i'm autistic enough for making every social interaction awkward as shit, there's no need to add extra autism flavors by using anime reactions

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

I've noticed that I occasionally bow after thanking someone.

Anime also made me gay.

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

Alright, which anime was this?

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

No, it´s not

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

ojou laugh

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

the one finger side arm adjustment

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

I end alot of my sentences with desu.

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

But it didn't bomb, there's just no source material to adapt.

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

My brother and I have been うんうん-ing at each other for about a decade now, I called him "aniki" for a while too.

We also have an inside joke of doing dumb shit when one of us enters a room the other is in and I've been giving him my best attempt at the Shaft head thing recently.

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

He probably means "bai-bai" which sounds weird.

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

live a boring, meaningless life

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

I used to do this, until I got pulled to the side by HR. HR thought I had low self-esteem and was bowing down like a dog that's about to get smacked. I got a long talk about how if I wanted to stick around, I needed to be more self-confident. I left soon after.

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

was bowing down like a dog that's about to get smacked

Holy shit, is this what HR actually said?

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

Whay is wrong with bye bye?

Matthew Watson
Matthew Watson

Yes, and I didn't even bend down that much, more like a little nod, mostly to other coworkers. But I guess HR thought I was being questionably submissive.

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

He says Bye-bee

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

this is why your parents don't love you

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

sometimes I say "It can't be helped" and "everything is gonna be daijobu" or just sugoi as a joke. I always thought it's funny as shit if somebody says that. It can only be done around nerds though.

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

Anyone else do that really condescending rising "heeh....?"?

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

binge
Found the redditor.

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

I twist my head around whenever someone speaks to me.

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

I stay inside and watch anime because of fucking anime.

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

Started learning japanese.

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

I-its just like one of my japanease animes

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

Hold up a peace sign to pretend I'm taking pictures with friends.

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and i will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

Alright, from least to most wierd
I do a sort of a nod or a small bow with my head as a thank you to when the stop to let me cross or a casual thank you or a hello to people who Iˇm not sure I should recognize.
I also sometimes cover my mouth with my hand when I laugh, as if I were a demure lady.
When I feel too distracted to start doing something, I might do a couple of Naruto hand seals to get myself to focus, but I´m too clumsy to actually bend my fingers properly.

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

You're cute. Let me touch you.

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

My official excuse is that it fulfills my college's GE requirements.

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

no source material to adapt
7-minute episodes
This blows my mind

Josiah Brooks
Josiah Brooks

are you me?

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

Single words of Japanese are slowly infiltrating my ordinary language, one nani or abunai at a time.
This hit way too close to home.