What if Umaru was a boy instead?

What if Umaru was a boy instead?

Would he be a cute boy?

He would be shamed for being lazy or be homeless

Nobody would meme this shit as hard as they're doing now.

This too.

Nobody cares about men.

he'd be hardly and different to the average Cred Forumsutist since boys can't be moe

>onee-san Cola! COLA!

He would be a cute nugget boy

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Post UMR

>boys can't be moe
bullshit
>the tantrum trowing brat called Umaru is moe
another bullshit

>What if Umaru was a boy instead?
Umaru Doma desu ga

He would be Shin-chan.

Age him up, fatten him, make him hairy and stinky, and you have your typical Cred Forumsnon.

Your typical user is a super athletic model student that aces every test and is liked by everyone?

Nah. Remove all redeeming qualities and make him a friendless NEET.

>all these people saying he couldn't get away with being lazy

Being cute still matters, and I'm assuming Umaru would still be cute. I'm really smol and cute as button and I'm sure my life has been made easier because of it.

>your typical Cred Forumsnon.
we are ready to project again niggas

ugly anons are mad

Then it's not Umaru. The gag s that outside she/he is seen as a model young person.

>smol

still be a nugget

A male Umaru wouldn't be cute enough

Says you. Delicious shota candy.

It will be basically the same just with shorter hair and smaller irises. Like a teenage blonde Taihei without glasses basically. Girls on the school would admire him in silence and this weird blue haired half-german bishounen would be pestering him constantly with lots of manly challenges.

cute means nothing if you're a manlet

BOY ONAHOLE