An elf has started staring at you, wat do?

An elf has started staring at you, wat do?

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Smile

Rape

Check the tags

>it's not a goblin
Camly walk away in search of goblins.

Ignore and enjoy her desperately try to get my attention.

purge and or rape

These, in that order.

purge

[√] Kill all goblins.

avoid eye contact because I'm beta faggot

Grope tities.

politely ask "why are you staring at me, knife ear?"

We already have a Goblin Slayer thread. You won't get more than a bunch of rape meme answers from this board anyway.

Become angry.
Angry about elves.

Strip her naked, look for magic spells.

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Only right answer.

Strike the Earth

What tiddies?

Where exactly?

Kill goblins.

Force her on her knees, irrumatio

[x] Genuflect

Look at her ears in amazement, of course.

>anvil

Disregard elf

Acquire paladin lady

Ask her out.

Show her my doujins with her in them

She looks like she'll be raped by tanks soon.

Let it go user. She's in love with someone else.

I do not require her love

Only her submission

Good luck beating Guts then.

Bully and play with her ears.

Smite...goblins?

>Goblins have plat tier heroes and lords
>still considered vermin and not worth dealing with
How many Silver rankers have actually slain a Goblin Kings or Heroes? And why do they shit on GS if he can kill Plat tier monster?

Become her familiar

Let her use my shower

I need more of her. Too bad she was taken.

what manga is this from

Guess

Because the guy gives zero fucks for anything that ain't a goblin
>Hey GS there's some shit going down in the next town over and we need you!
>GOBLINS?
>Well no it's actually-
>screams about goblins until he catches the whiff of goblin sex 50 miles away and crashes through a wall to get at them gobs
Goblin Slayer lives for nothing other than pure goblin genocide
He'd probably kill himself if there were no more goblins
That or he'd figure out a way to tear a hole in reality with nothing but pure lust for gob blood and continue his efforts for all eternity

.... Goblin... Slayer???? :D:D:D:D ty

Check the catalog, there's another thread up about this.

Troll Killer.

Fucking delicious. 2000 years

Orc Breeder

>mfw author is a Dragon's Crown fan and his little cameos and designs are very obviously inspired from DC characters

Orcbolg?

It's elvish for "that autist who really gets into killing goblins".

Orc murderer

TROLL SLAYER.

Turn her into my mind-broken fucktoy.

Kobold Hunter.

GOBLINS?

You sure about that? You do know it was actually from web novel and they just used placeholder character, right?

Hell, even GS sister was Kirino.

>GS sister was Kirino
Didn't his sis get raped by gobs?

>You do know it was actually from web novel
You do know you can get on your knees and suck it right?

I don't know and I don't care but Elf and sorc are back and that's all that matters

Yes, it's just that they used Kirino depiction image as the sister.

So the elf part is like some Fellowship of the Ring expy?

*party

What kind of face do you think GS makes when he slaughters goblins? An angry face? One of enjoyment? One with no emotions at all?

Preach the word of the lord

ask for sauce

What would happen if Goblin Slayer met Rou and his goblins from Re:Monster? Or Rimiru and his peaceful city of goblins from Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken?

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Both Rou and Rimiru are stupidly overpowered so they would rape his hass, but he would make sure to go down killing as much of those fucking goblins as possible.

Apologize and tell her I'm only into elf lolis

Why was witch lady speaking in so many seperated speech bubbles

She has downs syndrome.

Oni Hunter.

She talks like Yoda.

I thought it was an attempt at trying to make her seem sexy or something.
Talk like Yoda she does not quite.

Witch languange.

He'd get stomped on but he'd would die like he lived: flailing his mace erratically and screaming incoherently about goblin genocide best day of his life.

It would be a good death.

he isn't that stupid, he thinks his battles through before charging in blindly, otherwise he'd be dead like all those other adventurers.

he'd probably just do whatever he could, maybe smash some babies when nobody is looking, etc.

I wish Goblin Slayer used this method on some goblin babies, right in front of Priestess.

Plant my seed deep and get off watching her be ostracized by the elf community for giving birth to a half breed.

The holes in that plan is that the other humans might burn you for being a heretic and your hafu erufu child might strangle you in your sleep years later.

Oh well

Bully her by asking her when her pon'farr is coming around again!

Asking her if she wants to go hunting for Trellium-D!

Best girl. I didn't even look at the others. I really wanted to suck on her knife ears.

Oh wow, she's actually pretty cute.

Re:Monster

Smite this evil from our lands, demon spawn!

A hollow face. It is neither recreation nor duty; it is instinct.
Rip and tear.

GAS THE GOBS
RACE WAR NOW

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Focus. As soon as he kills one he thinks of how he's going to kill the next one, he doesn't revel in the fact.
Professionals don't stop to gloat or feel proud, that's a common mistake for beginners

Stop looking at me i will throw a knife on you.

Where can I read the ln? I've only found a site with like half a chapter translated.

IIs she blushing or not? This is very important.

>Picking elf over perfection
I didn't know people could have such shit taste

youtu.be/azOvRwrqz2M

>Penetrated

I'm crying.

>Gotta smite ALL the evil, boy.

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>Confirmed Demon
>Still thinks it's a goblin.

>Thinking this is cute

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I wonder if is OP enough that she could wear the bikini armor and still be just as effective

>chest as flat as an anvil

>"And what's wrong with barrels? Barrels are full of ale!"

Dwarf racial bonus: +5 to Bantz

Fucking Ravandil, always cracks me up.
>tfw you hear the dwarf's voice through the entire webm

Sauce?

Pull the lever that releases magma/forgotten beasts/deadly rain of worn socks.

Disregard this, I'm a shitter.

Ogre Killer, deer reddit-kun.

Lightly tickle her ears

Bump

>Stop staring before I throw you on the ground and rape you
>Rape her

Rapist Slayer

Beard Cutter

Why? It wasn't even necessary. There is another goblin slayer thread alive right now. Why do this threads get bumped so much? Is it because of those ebin rape memes?

Is that the fucking Penetrator? The fuck is happening in that image?

That's Yurt.

Wait, my turn: "I was immune to rape until GS."

ORCBOLG

Muslim slayer.

Would you let elf rape you?

Ask if I can see her ears.

Switftly bring my hands to her eartips, and start roughly fondling them! And rub harder when she protests!

What are elves for, Cred Forums?

A symbol of an once greater age, a model of nobility and purity, a reflection of the natural worlds speldnor, a reminder that with great strength comes great danger. Don't know what japan is doing with their elves, tough. There are just there.

For enslaving and fucking en masse.

Biting their ears.

>Mister human?

>I'm thankful for you saving me and all, but why did you want me to take my pants off and lay down on the floor?

"ugly green midget" Slayer.

ABOMINATIONS TO THE HOLY FORM OF MAN

Pet the elf.

Does the series eventually go full Hikari Genji plan?

Yep.

Not a goblin, disregard

But that's a crime

Eh, she'll outlive him and end up childless like that one musician they met.

How does Beard Cutter stand for Gobling Slayer, really.

The fuck. I get Orcbolg, but Beard Cutter?

He once accidentally killed a dwarf in a mine.

Are you shitting me mate

"Goblin Slayer" in the common tongue is very close to "Govrin Schleier" in the dwarf tongue, 'Govrin' and 'Schleier' meaning 'beard' and 'cutter' respectively. Hence, Beard Cutter.

No but seriously, just roll with it. They call him Beard Cutter, and all that means is that they call him Beard Cutter.

I can roll with this

>first mushoku tensei
>now goblin slayer
someone explain to me why this "elves are flat" meme exists

There's elfs in Tensei?

Because a lot settings describe them as slender and thin. Do you think norse mythology and Tolkien gave them big fucking cowtits?

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Purge directly after loving consensual sex

It's also my fetish~

Crime is the best fetish.

I want a flat elf wife~

Disgusting

Good taste.

>Elves

Hot.

I wonder if all elf-haters are just Cred Forumsermins.

It's worth remembering that, Sorceress > Amazon > Elf.

>horny prefer elf
My dick is touching the ceiling right now.

I thought they were supposed to be fa/tg/uys?

I thought they looked like children, but I might be confusing them with dryads.

>watch yourselves for an 1/1 elf

There's enough cross pollination between Cred Forums and /tg/ that they could be both.

And after all that shit,
>goodbye, have a great day.

I'm pretty sure Tolkien never wrote anything about what size the boobs of his elves were. I also kinda doubt you'd find any such descriptions in what's been preserved of old Norse portrayals of elves.

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God she was awfully bitchy and uptight in that issue.

I just want to gob her all the more for it. The callaquendi bitch will get my moriquendi cock until she vomits!

Tell her that she have been flat chested for 2000 years.

There were a bunch of elf threads over the weekend on /tg/. I'm too lazy look them up in the archive, but I was in all of them. No, those threads aren't as hateful towards this fictional race as your average Cred Forums and Cred Forums thread is. "/tg/ hates elves" is pretty much a meme.

Or look up the new banners for /tg/. I made one of them featuring pic related.

I'm getting LOTR vibes from the flat elf and the dwarf.

They are confirmed to hatefuck later

LOTR elves were really fucking tall and slender as fuck.

Certainly, well, I try to remember if this is actually right, but I only remember him describing Legolas in detail Legolas is fucking buff But he also never described them as well endowed. I think he doesn't like describing the physiognomy of characters and races, which leads to some confusion. On the other hand pick up any source book of dungeons and dragons or any other rpg system and you will always find the word "slender" describing the elves, sometimes they are taller than humans, sometimes smaller. No word about their bust, but no reason to assume that they have bigger tits than humans.

Big tits elves are a porn thing and should never be considered canon.

But I like big tit elves.

Elf is an acquired taste, sorceress cute, but ultimately caters to the most common denominator, amazon for beta-males, but a pretty fun to play character.

Tolkien and Lewis were afraid of women, and viewed them as superior beings or something.

I wonder how they would've fared in the world today. I guess they would've been making misogynistic threads on /r9k/ and shitposting on Cred Forums, and had a waifu and loved 2D.

Except that Tolkien hated cartoons though. I really don't get why a geek would hate cartoons.

You just like big tits. Elves are great and don't need additional gimmicks.

Was he? His female characters were pretty one-dimensional, but traditional wives mostly. And what has this do with anything?

I like big tits and elves.

I like elves with big tits too.

If you'e thinking strictly DnD elves, it's not so difficult to find official artwork depicting them with modest but not dainty busts. Especially if you wanna have a look at drows, it might actually be more difficult to find ones with petite chests than it is to find buxom ones.

And what's that about canon? Not canon to what?

>And what has this do with anything?

I actually forgot to write my point. 2/10 I'm retarded. My point was that Tolkien probably wouldn't describe boobs and women generally because he'd think it'd be disgraceful to do something like that for superior beings or something.

I haven't read Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit in about 14 years though. I still even haven't watched the hobbit movies. I tried to watch the first one, but it was really boring.

what do elfs taste like?

>Big tits elves are a porn thing and should never be considered canon.
Not everything aspires to be canon to Forgotten Realms.

>And what's that about canon? Not canon to what?
>German mythology
>Norse mythology
>Tolkienverse
>DnDverse
>Anythingelseverse
I don't know.

Orcbolg die Koboldmörder

like chicken

Yeah, modest. But not the humongous udders some people around here think they have. I never meant to imply that it's canon that elves have smaller breast, what I wanted to say when you read the descriptions of them it would make more sense, at least to me.

Teach me, wise user, how many setting have big tits elves?

I don't think he just respected them a bit too much. Wasn't Luthien based on his first real life waifu?

Describe why you like elves without mentioning tits.

>Wasn't Luthien based on his first real life waifu?

I don't really remember. I've watched some documentaries about him, but it's such a long time ago. I just remember one of the documentaries used a lot of time explaining that he was not gay. That was just pants on head retarded.

big udders

They're mystical, they're pretty, they have a different culture, they have pointy ears, they're strange, they're exotic.

Elves are cute. Usually they look like kids who've just entered puberty. They're innocent and did I mention they were cute?

Would adopt cute male and female elves and pet and cuddle with them every day. Even the dudes are cute. No homo.

giant knockers.

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Needs more rape desu senpai

Posting superior elf

Okay, works not written to be part of pre-modern mythology and modern works of fantasy are also not canon to any of those things. Similarly, Evangelion is not canon to Getter Robo. I don't see what you're getting at with this reasoning.

looks like a whore desu senpai

Easy to enslave and very disposable

Doom: the origins

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I WANTED TO TALK TO THAT user ONLY

Anime girls are cute in general. Anime elves look like anime girls. There is nothing more cute.

that user is me
honest

>looks like a whore desu senpai
>looks like

All elves are whores user-kun.

Would make hafu erufus with this anvil

>Does the series eventually go full Hikari Genji plan?

Reverse Hikaru Genji plan maybe, as it's HER plan all along.

That are some reason, but I barely see japanese elves possessing these features. Especially in porn, where they are just ordinary people living in ordinary huts somewhere in some ordinary wood. Also that pic you posted shows nothing of this. She might even not be an elf, the tags don't say that.

She has pointy ears.
The people you see day to day might be demons.

Besides I never said I exclusively like nip-made elves. LoTR elves are great. Forgotten Realms elves are great viconia a cute.

Nips can't really create good characters but the anime tiddies they draw are toppest tier.

On what setting or literature do you basse this view on elves? Doujins?

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>viconia
Yeah, I really need to play this game again at some point and put her in my party.

Avert eyes and focus on my drink as there is no way she has a positive interest in me

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I'm pretty sure that that is a demon.

She literally showed killing Demon Lord was as easy as whiping her ass clean, so yeah , she could do it even naked

He wasn't a geek. He was an intellectual, a professor.

It started on /tg/, with actual elf hate, but the fa/tg/uy diaspora made it both site-wide and a meme.

"Yes? Can I help you?"

White and therefore suitable to breed, but also clearly inferior. Great for rape.

Wats the difference between high and low elves ?

You should have done it via PM instead of on a public forum then :)

Fertility

Elevation.

> no more qt adventurer murder and rape

This is going to turn into your typical powerlevel shonen isn't it?

Why continue living?

It was pretty much a dwarf fortress thing, but now most people are tired of it. Good luck making an elf hate thread there. But Cred Forums threads are about raping elves or killing them from start to finish. Unsure where those crusader fags come from.

Or it's gonna turn out like post golden age arc berserk (before boat) and everything will be fine

It was a dwarf fortress thing, but also a D&D thing based largely in what kind of people tend to choose to play elves. These days it's also a Dominions 4 thing, because the elves in that game are even more infuriating than DF.

I wish there were more doujins where elf boys rape human girls.

>doujin
>elf rapes someone

There is a doujin in which elves rape a female elf.

He said "someone" as in a person not a filthy sub-human

I should probably point out that this actually is not porn. And there's little point in reading it unless you're already familiar with the Drakengard games.

>life longer than humans
>sickness and diseases barely affect them
>look better than humans
>look more aryan than humans
>are fitter than humans
>better at magic
>ancient cultures
>great deeds and heroes
Nah, humans are the sub-elves. is that way.

Found the elf

Awesome rebuttal, but I'll give you another century to come up with something better. Oh wait, there is not enough time for that.

>elf heroes
Yolo rush champions.

CUTE
U
T
E

Dwarf is a total bro

Lizardman is more bro.

Beardcutter

You probably heard of it

Was this fully scanned?

I know it's a novel adaptation of a webnovel about elf in bikini as main heroine.

I really hate to be that guy, but source please?

Dark Souls the manga.

Hate that stupid show so much, but I can't deny I would wreck her shithole so hard the greatest proctologists in the realm couldn't hope to restore it's former glory.

Daily reminder that per the Cred Forums poll for dragon's crown elf won the fighterb owl and all was right in the world

As for GS I'm rooting for elf even though I know she won't win, if anyone does at all

Oppaifag go homu

Rip & Tear

No you pedo you go homu.

You should be ashamed to admit you self insert as kirito, user-kun

Elves recognize lewdness easily.
Because they're FUCKING SLUTS.

>woman > man > kid
You have problems

>FUCKING SLUTS.
What setting?

is GS the only MC with, legitimate and not Cred Forums's buzzword, autism?

That's because Japs don't know anything about elves, to them elves are just pointy eared waifu bait for perverts with gaijin fever

Is this a harem or does GS end up with a grill in the light novel?

Only cowgirl or priest would make sense

Every last one?

Is Goblin Slayer one of the more interesting fantasy Light Novel protagonists?

Goblins?

He just has social problems, he needs to be loved gently everyday.

Cite some sources.

Every setting.

I guess I'd have problems too if my entire family was killed by goblins.

The LN is not over and so far he is an insane goblin killer.
The girls are focusing in healing his madness.

Two hottest pussies in the wolrd are officially elves in lotr.

PTSD =/= autism.
Pic related is autism.

How does goblin slayer smell like ?

Goblins?

>perfect grades = autism

High school diploma only pls

How old is Goblin Slayer anyway?

Dead goblins.

That doesn't make them sluts. And it's the LotR universe, It's 100% certain that they have the most monogamous lovely vanilla relationships with virtuous men of royal lineage.

Must be early twenties.

She can't dress herself.
She cannot feed herself.
She doesn't take care of her hygine.
Strange speech patterns.
Doesn't make eye contact.

In fact why am I even explaiing myself all I should need to do is
>newfags

Watch more anime summershits.

Early 20s, here you can see him with the almost equal age cow girl as kids.

Not that user but that was not the point. Girl in question is a idiot savant. Extremely talented but in capable of taking care of herself or social interaction, etc.

No because we don't have any indication he exhibited that kind of behavior as a kid

He's just broken, rather than autism it's more like PTSD. Hunting gobs is the only thing he's done, day and night, for years, it's the only way he knowd how to live.

He probably understands perfectly well what everyone's saying and what they want but that doesn't mean he gives a shit. Add in a dash of social reclusion and voila, you get GS

He is just very focused on killing goblins. Why are others in this series bothered by this? He probably has PTSD.
I would think it's really good. He takes all the goblin jobs, gets paid, is polite and efficient.
I would hate to think that ending is GS becomes everyone's good friend, his heart softens, then he gets killed by goblins trying to protect Priestess

Pull my dick out and say " My dick is down here "

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That CAN be an autist, but autism isn't USUALLY being a savant.

>post image of girl with perfect test scores
>giving people the wrong idea that having good grades equates to autism
Post an image with her by herself next time

Cowgirl takes GS to a festival (and that dress is beautiful, fuck off, haters)

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And the complete madman goes fully armored.

If you are going to post that, post the fucking vid.
>youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I
>MFW this fucking song

>Arwen
>ran away from home to fuck with humie
>not a slut
Well ok. Lets talk about witcher then.
There's a scene there where elf chick fucked with her entire platoon since me are gonna fight you know.
We can die man and won't be able to fuck after this.

Come on, he's the motherfucking WIZARD, you would be wet for him too.

Do we ever see his face?

Dick the elf.

That's a nice, happy image. I'm sure someone already joined them together, but I did it anyway

He will die after killing the final boss.

>that sheath

Bugs Bunny is the ultimate power?

Yes we are to blame you're summermaggots.

You are expected to have watched at least the most popular anime of the last 10 years to be here, and that one is one of them.

Get the fuck out Cred Forums scum.

>MFW anons shitpost on CG's dress

But didn't the elf eat children?

Eh, I don't know enough about the Witcher, just that it's super gritty and mature, because people fuck and slur and that's what makes it so mature. Wouldn't be surprised if it constantly wants to subvert clichés. And aren't all girls in this hookers? I don't think it's fair to call elves sluts when the human girls aren't different.

Nope, is "Celestia", google that name, do it...

No, just a glimpse of his black hair but the face was never shown.

Cow girl has been on the job for years now, it's not working.

>going to a festival in a ballroom dress

Should've known

Wait, that cat girl and that blonde in the background, so that is where these two came from.

Purge

I wish to best a lithe, flat chested elf in combat and make her my wife~

I hope the blonde and the catgirl are important later.

Alright then tell why every elf girl is a sexualised object literally everywhere nowadays.
Seriously the only one exeption is that ugly bitch in DAI and she still is a slut since it's bioware man.
You are telling me that someone dressed like a slut is not a slut.

10/10

Cute, i hope she gets to apologize properly.
Let her be, she puts effort in looking good for GS.

Cute ears!

male:elf

Wat do?

Jesus, I could cut bread with those ears.

Posting superior elf.

Yes you are to blame. You're an idiot if you think making a post with good grades and autism will make people not associate the two.

>she gets to apologize properly
So many years passed and she still didn't?
He forgot about it already.

Fuck, forgot the pic.

Dragon's Crown.

Mythology did, actually. In several stories, the elves have big, floppy boobs they can throw over their shoulders.

Because they want to give you something to masturbate, remember that elves are supposed to be the beautiful race, but are not able or just too lazy to depict their otherworldy beauty and grace through anything but big floppy tits and skimpy outfits.

Skimpy fantasy outfits are of course not restricted to female elves alone, but fantasy is, and you can compare skimpy human female outfits to more modest fantasy outfits for humans than there exist for female elves for reasons I explained above.

Not completely, you have no idea how much triggered anons get over this page
>why he is not scratched?!
Because he uses the helmet all the fucking day?

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>dragon crown
Funny you mention that.

Why would anons get triggered over that?

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Because he's a young handsome guy and not an old rugged man

Those characters are sometimes tagged as elves, sometimes not. What is she?

They wants GS to be rugged, with a face full of scars and a beard, nevermind the fact he is still very young and uses a helmet all the day.

But she didn't.
And if she doesn't it will sting her untill she dies.

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Well you are right.

>Alright then tell why every elf girl is a sexualised object literally everywhere nowadays.
A race of quasi immortal completely "energy" independent superhumans - what the hell do you think they do to spend the centuries?

Sucking goblin and orc dicks obviously!

I can't wait for this scene to be animated (you know it's going to happen), just for the inevitable webm making it look like he is stabbing her with an arrow.

Not elves. But there are elves in that setting, these are just a different point-eared race.

That's what they are to most westerners too though.

They're mad because he has no scars?

They're not true elves in that universe. Like a close cousin to them. A sexy knife ear is still a sexy knife ear.

Yes

They are called the Syrium, while they are stated to be different from Elves race wise, they look pretty much the same aside from color.

Knive ears.
Does it matter what they call themselves?
No. It does not.
They all burn equally well.

So is Slayer is Shirou gone autist to Goblin

Thanks guys, but how different?

>Plant my seed deep and get off watching her be ostracized by the elf community for giving birth to a half breed.
What is this, Tales of Symphonia?

I think it's obvious he woud not have scars, i mean he was a kid when all started and he didn't got attaked then.
Obviously he would come to hate but also fear gobllins and the helmet would help him feel protected.

He should have shorter hair and a face like a rejected leather handbag.

>face full of scars and a beard
Yep that's alpha as fuck. It's a shame he is just a young brat.

I think it's like humans are to neanderthals, etc. I haven't played the game in a while and I half assed the game after the first gen, aka Fyuria's route.

American autists have a different image of "badass" than Japanese autists.

>shorter hair
Why, its short enought. It's not like he had so much it would get out of the helmet.

I'd say that an open ending would be the best course of action. Once the hero defeats the Evil King and all minions (including Goblins) cease their activity, GS's life is in grave danger because he lost his purpose. Maybe he'll check out the empty graves of his village before going onto a huge and long pilgrimage

protip: that's not what real scars look like

My brother.

Mah boy.

Yeah, because there has never been a scared anime MC before amirite.

Never ever ever.

Tell me about it.

Not even one.

Such a significant cultural dissonance!
Japan surely has a completely different taste.

It must be hard living with this much autism.

It must be easy saying something utterly retarded and then getting beaten down into the ground like the retarded mouthbreather that you are.
After all. You are a legitimate retard. No need to try.

I don't think it's unreasonable to expect at least some sign of wear and tear on the guy. The problem with making him a perfectly clean and spotless guy under his armor is that it doesn't add much to his character or background.
"Every scar has a story" as they say. Is it strange to think that in over a decade of fighting there's not one instance where an attack either pierced his armor or forced him to remove his helmet? I mean you look at guts for example, typically drawn with small knicks here and there through fights, missing an eye and half his arm from the eclipse, hair's starting to go white, these are all indications if you looked at it at a glance that he's been through some shit. Instead he's clean cut, vibrant and smooth. We know how old he is so why not take some liberties to make him appear slightly older or aged through the nature of his experience? Maybe add a wrinkle, eye bags, stubble, fucking anything.

Just wasted opportunity.

Dude, commas.

Stop getting so worked up about something some faceless shithead user said about chinese and western cartoons online. When's the last time you left your room?

I don't think we've seen his body without his armor. I'm guessing he probably has a lot of scars, just on his body.

I want to rub my cum into her scar.

I was out skating like 2 hours ago faggot. Stop projecting.

If a retard is wrong and then is insulting someone who was simply pointing out his stupidity in a peaceful manner he deserves to be called out.

Don't compare GS to shit soldiers, killing gobs gives him energy and fills him with life, it replenishes his youth and makes his skin shine..
And he does have scars just not on the face cause the gobs are super manlets.

Gats fought apostles. GS's gobs are grade schoolers compared to them.

So were you on a date, or were you skating by yourself?

One time, a girl invited me to go out ice-skating with some mutual friends, but it turned out to be a trap. She didn't actually invite my friends and tried to turn it into a date. I did not appreciate such trickery.

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Fuck off, we are talking about scars and Goblin Slayer now.

>I did not appreciate such trickery
You like to be completely prepared. To have every items you might need, every potion and to cast all your buffs.

If he as anything more than a handful of scars on his body it's reasonable to expect at least some mark on his face, or like I said, just some sign of weariness. You can find that in young people today who are just stressed or over-worked, let alone fighting monsters.

>Don't compare GS to shit soldiers,
> GS's gobs are grade schoolers compared to them
GS was also a kid himself when he started out. No mentor, no training, no mercenary group to follow, he just learned through trial and error. I think it's reasonable to expect his youth had some mistakes, and don't forget about hobgoblins or Goblin heroes who he referred to as "Platinum rank in our terms".

He is still young, and goblins are not that strong.
He probably has some scars on his body, and some traumas too.

>Who is Balalaika

Sauce?

Nice man, you must be a hit with the ladies.

>tfw can't skate cause I sprained my ankle pretty bad last time and broke my deck in the process

fug

People who enjoy monster on elf shit are worse than diaper fags, you're on the same level as cuckolds

Best orc manga to ever come out, that's all you need to know.

According to other characters commentary, he has dead eyes.

>tfw I suck horribly at skating anyway even when I am doing it slowly and carefully

Sucks to be me I suppose

>No mentor
WRONG, the LN reveals that he had a ninja dwarf for mentor.

edgy look

Never mind i got it

>ninja dwarf
What the hell?

Real monster slayer doesn't need bitches. Remember that.

Yeah, i am not kidding.

Just another of those lies. Don't listen to him.

>stressed

He got over the stress after his first purge, he now relishes it and it's his obsession.

I blame cowgirl, she kept her distance instead of taking the lead.
Priestess will bring the shine in GS eyes.

I love that jump at the end.

No, in volume 2 it was a hobbit ninja.

That one is legit.

I hadn't noticed it till you posted this.

I can't stop laughing now.

Damn, got it half wrong.

Because h all we know is that his a stoic motherfucker too autistic to even bother CG as long as he can fucking do his repairs because REMOVE GOB, REMOVE GOB

ALL THAT MATTERS apparently

How much is going to take to heal that burn?
Is he using high elf as anvil?

Kill him, now female elves will have to pick me instead.

Cow Girl tried to give him a supportive home, but all that supported was giving him a place to sleep in between missions to REMOVE GOB

Priestess' bold move to become GOB SLAYER ASSISTANT is what will bring the light back to his eyes because he finally has someone who understands REMOVE GOB? REMOVE GOB. NEVER SAW A STORM OF VENGEANCE BEFORE. NEVER SEEN GOB BEING BURNED ALIVE WHILE DISSOLVED BY ACID WHILE FROZEN IN PLACE.

Of course. Unpreparedness is the leading cause of party wipes.

CG may have boobs but Priestess is more lewd.

>thought its a giant goblin
>uses a fucking priceless scroll that is connected to the deepest sea
>because he thoughts its a fucking a goblin
>gets sad because it is not actually a fucking goblin
Seriously what the hell is wrong with him?

If you've played Demon's Souls and haven't read Chain of the Wedge, you're missing out. go read it now

Gently finger ears.

Goblins is what's wrong with him.

He's got super autism.

Nah, he'd just go to the goblin plane and genocide entire worlds of goblins. A lifetime of rip and tear.

>Goblin Slayer shall keep his murderer’s heart. Many deaths shall he cause in the dark corners of the world – always hunting, always finding prey. He shall grow more insane and unstable in a world where there are few Goblins, and it will eventually consume him… but I shall say no more.
>Kumo Kagyu

What did he mean by this

No healing, only gob slaying now.

When Goblin Slayer has killed all the goblins, he's going to go insane and start killing other things. Like humans or elves. He's going to be the villain himself.

He's a madman. That's kinda his trait. Resentment is like taking poison to kill another person.

>I did not appreciate such trickery.
Did it get in the way of you killing gobs or something?

Putting it that way, his party will have to put him down, i hope is priestess who gives the final hit.

Or maybe he'll create a goblin breeding farm, where he'll gather sows for breeding. And make little goblin holes where he can swat all the goblin.

>stare in elvish

That was pretty funny.

His parents. Are. DEAD.

Can we kill the person that drew this.

High elf is not for rape.

Goblin Slayer

turn it into my loving concubine

>There's a scene there where elf chick fucked with her entire platoon since me are gonna fight you know
what the fuck is this mess of words supposed to convey

He has become the very thing s
he swore to destroy

Wasn't that more or less what he aspired to?

Tama - best gril!

>GS just wants to exterminate all goblins so he can have revenge and nobody else will have to suffer the trauma as him
>a bunch of whores want him to stop
Fucking sluts

To a degree. He become the Monster towards the Monster. However the Author Implies he would become a monster towards Human, elves and other people.

>>a bunch of whores want him to stop
GG is happy to see him off to work. Truly best girl.

Rub her flat chest.

Goblin sympathizers, surely.

How come you can talk about the same shit over and over?

Don't know, I skip most of the posts, they aren't anything new. But why am I still here? I guess it's one of the few fantasy, non-isekai mangas. There might be a chance that an interesting discussion comes up.

Yo this is that one manga where that 18 year old kid finds that little loli demon. Whats the name again? sauce nao doesnt give me shit

novelupdates.com/series/uchi-no-musume-no-tame-naraba-ore-wa-moshikashitara-maou-mo-taoseru-kamo-shirenai/

What the fuck did they do his face? Where's the triangle facial structure? Where's his dislocated jaw? Why does he have pupils?

For My Daughter, I Might Even Be Able to Defeat the Demon King
Only three chapters out. Prepare to die from cuteness overload.

It's a fan picture. They used the updated character models & recolored armor art assets to approximate him and his armor.

MY MAN

>3 chapters

You know what, forget it..

>For My Daughter, I Might Even Be Able to Defeat the Demon King
This is such a garbage title.

The LN is much further along. It's still being made.
It's a jap LN, what do yo expect?

hes crazy from that goblin raid

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A tiny elf is not a high elf though.

This bothers me as well. Everything about her tells me she's a wood elf.

Wood elves> pompous, bitchy knife ears.

>Elves that can fuck up shit in melee, have glorious pompous helmets and are one of the best at magic > primitive elves that summon trees

Jap LNs have pretty consistently shit unoriginal names

>not liking the hippie/chaos elves

Inhuman beast!

>chaos elves

>hippie/chaos elves
Which would be?
>wh40k
You know this is an entirely different thing, right?

The forests they inhabit are fueled by chaos. That's how the trees move and shit.

Has there ever been Drow in fantasy anime or manga?

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What dark elves?

Yeah, tons

I don't really know much about warhammer wood elves, but I have the 8ed army book at hand. Is this really true?

Pirotess is the first one that comes to mind. Then there's that one chick from the Tenchi Muyo spinoff, There's dozens more but I can't be arsed to remember them all.

I can only think of their brown elf substitue that never lives underground or never has a matriarchic society. So probably no. No anime spider elf girls.

youtube.com/watch?v=CWYfsm-5tk0

>40 minutes
>total war
Just point me to the source, I'm not going to watch all of this.

But he didn't think it was a goblin. Are GS memers this bad at reading?

It's a recap on all the lore from the earlier iterations to the present. If you don't want to listen then I can't help you.

I'll save it for later. I didn't really want to disrespect you for posting that.

So what I'm getting from these videos is that elves are huge assholes

On other news, water is wet.

Warhammer wood elves represent the fey-like nature of elves pretty good, which japanese elves are missing completely. They are neutral at best, sometimes assholes, sometimes helping the humans, especially the bretonnians, to fight against orcs and beastmen. If I'm not mistaken the bretonnians only get their mages from the wood elves, abducted childrens that the wood elves release to fight on the bretonnians side.

Saying that they are assholes in a setting full of assholes doesn't get you far.

yes

Yeah, elves are kinda dicks in a lot of games.

But pine nuts are delicious.

>flat chested
>somehow the more lewd of all the girls
Explain.

>pelvic area
can't unsee

>fuckd up anatomy on that one leg
It's a shame, I like how this artist concentrates on hips and asses.

What the fuck is wrong with her right leg?

looks good.

Why is she nude on a bed?

Did she cut off her right leg?

kek

I just realized that GS didn't really talk to her before he decided. Because he's already made up his mind when their having this conversation. Though he doesn't really give enough shits to give her the "hard no" when she decides she wants to come with.

He decided Immediately after he heard word goblins

>that right leg

>go out of your way to find guy known for slaying goblins

>get mad when that's all he cares about

Elfs are stupid and only good for gob rape

Ebin meme my reddit friend.

Upboated ;)

It's goblins.

She was healing GS

from what

2000 years old and she doesnt understand basic combat gear
Dwarves 1
Long ears 0

why would that require her being naked in bed

>27. **5,959 *25,081 Goblin Slayer Vol.3
Does it mean Goblin Slayer is popular in Japland?

>A helmet to protect the head.

Your reminder

Another instance of writers not being able to handle long elf lifespans, because Tolkien did it, so they have to include it.

But at the samt time you could say that she was able to survive being lightly armored for 2000 years.

If this gets animated I want to see a graphic depiction of the rape and vore.

>2000 years old
How does that even work?

Yeah.
By dancing around on meadows and sucking of orcs.

She was born and then didn't die

What part of it do you not understand?

How she can be so stupid yet be 2000 years old. Shouldn't she at least be incredibly wise or talented or something? 200 years might work better.

Never would've thought, user. Thanks for enlightening me.

Epic meme once more. I'm sure that is really what Tolkien intended when he made those near immortal warriors, and not something you got from porn.

>Tolkien

When you do nothing for 2k years you still gonna be the same retard as you were before.

I could see getting impatient with ones much younger seeing as they may not fully comprehend the situation like they do
Time isnt always used productively as well, she could have been fucking around in the forest for several hundred years not doing anything of note or improving herself aside from shooting her bow and treehugging

>respect muh fantasy race lore
>reeeee

>All that
>badass
You want badass?
See Snake, gordon freeman, duke nukem, geralt, garret, old corvo, old Ezio. THAT'S badass.

The magicspawn sent their worst. Obviously. No self respecting knife ear would communicate with humans and dwarfs.

Babies first fantasy book. What can you do, it's all these millennial shits know.

Elfs are for _____

None of those are baddasses though, Cred Forums-kun.

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>Cred Forums
GTFO

As oppsed to what? Doujins? Do you think I base my view on japanese pornography?

See above.

Treating as your equals in public but secretly plotting their extermination without drawing attention to yourself!

This, people need to stop reading Tolkein, Jordan, and all that crap and enjoy some LNs instead

Easiest (you)s of my life.

>the drug.jpg

I see no problems there, except for a dumb bed sheet in the way.

Fuck you, GS is shit because of that face.
Dropped.
And I will complain about it in every thread

People with long lifespan tend to go retard at some point.
They also regain sanity after some point as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6O1GzAeK0

Actually yeah, I'd prefer it, they can't be more annoying than "not muh fantasy"fags.

Considering Tolkein and Jordan are to Western literature what LNs are to Japanese literature you're really not making quite as smart a remark as you think autismo.

Fantasy is pulp fiction. Always has been.

We get it, Mr.Fantasy Expert, and we don't care, all you're doing is being annoying, no one here will ever respect you so you might as well stop trying.

he is cold, what about it? not every personality has a mental problem along it

>and all that crap and enjoy some LNs instead
Oh yeah, because all this deep elf lore answers so many questions about their longevity, their huge lifespan and their divine lineage.

I'm really eager to hear about that fantastic lore about those "mystical" beings with pointy ears living in some hut in some wood having pointy ears and that's it. Western fantasy can learn so much from those.

See above.

I don't think that I ever said otherwise, but both of the authors I mentioned are still leaps and bounds ahead of LN writers. There is actual volume to what they write while LN authors are barely above 4th grade reading level.

Would you look at that, the little baby is mad that no one respects his nerd cred.
Fancy trash is still trash.

>are still leaps and bounds ahead of LN writers.
Look at this brainwashed kid.
Listen retard. Tolkein is boring shit normal people are forced yeah let me repeat that forced to read in high school and Jordan is just fucking mediocre meme.

Everything Jordan has tried to do and failed Glen Cook did 30 years prior. And Fritz Lieber has had a significantly bigger influence on modern fantasy than Tolkein ever will.

>but muh elfs

>Would you look at that, the little baby is mad that no one respects his nerd cred
I'm sorry I insulted you, my normalfag overlord. I will never bother you again with any insights about anything you might deem too "nerdy", like fantasy or manga or anything like this.

Why would you remind me Gray Mouser existed

I thought I was finally free of the memory

My point was about LN authors being even worse than the two I mentioned, but OK. I still like Moorcock more than any of those guys.

Elves are fairies in this universe.
Naturally they're going to be dumb as fuck.

I asked her why, and she said she wanted to be together, forever.

So later she killed me, skinned me, and now my face has been her bra ever since.

She did keep her word. It's not the worst of fates.

Is it true Elf wants to have Goblin Slayer's babies?

upvoted.