You have just saved an elf

Help her heal and ask her about her story. If I help her out there could be a reward.

>google image search
>cartoon

What the fuck? Is it just me or the search is total shit these days?

Kiss n' grope

Charge her for the legal service I have rendered to her.

raep

Pray to god for redemption/kill myself

>what anime
>narutu

Wut

goblin slayer?

more chapters when?

i need more qt black-haired hime cut elves

>tfw playing DnD campaign.
>tfw I became lost as fuck in the Old District of the city trying to look for some guy while the other party members screw around.
>tfw I just want instructions and get spit on by some women, and almost mugged.
>tfw I try to get instructions again and run into an Aryan elf: blonde hair, pale skin, blue eyes.
>tfw I drop all my spaghetti trying to convince her to help me out.
>tfw she's about to walk away. So I go after her.
>tfw she's about to call the guards, but Nat 20 on roll.
>tfw she gives me a tour and I help her get back money from a merchant.
>tfw her father is a General and the Superintendent of the Military Academy and he backhands me like a bitch before leaving with her...
>tfw its all to be continued...

Fuck me and these elves.

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The type of abomination just right for me.

>save an elf girl
>she wants to thank me for that
>grab her long ears like a bike handlebar
>start making motorcycle sounds with my mouth while I twist her ears

But that never will happen...

>Isekai Lawyer Story
>Fantasy World implement Japan Justice System because the country is 'peaceful' so its Justice System it is the 'best' in the world

Why is this allowed?

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What do you think

make her eat the eggs

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this

marry & impregnate

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Nothing Elfs are disgusting i probably wouldn't have even saved it in the first place

THIS IS THE SECOND ELF THREAD

ELVES ARE NOT Cred Forums RELATED

EVERY ELF THREAD ON THIS BOARD IS A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT AND MEMES

Trade her for human female barbarian. I need someone to be a competent melee type while I use my wizard powers.

She doesn't look dark enough for my tastes.

>not having an agile Elven thief
Make/Rogue > Mage/Warrior

I fucking hope not.

Honestly, that's all I get too.

You know that elves usually are proficient with swords and their stats doesn't really stop them from being good warriors?

Dunno, cant find shit

If she is a virgin, i ask her to marry me. If she refuse, i rape her until she is addicted to my cock and then marry her. Also if she accept. We'll make a great battlemage/heaing archer adventurer team with great banter due to the relationship started through rape, fun.

If she is not, i probably just ignore her since she obviously is only worth reputation points with her clan, i don't have time to talk to every fucking NPCs while doing [Current Quest].

how was their justice system anyway? knowing the nips it must be retardedly backwards

It's an elf, why are you worried if she's a virgin or not? She's probably been raped by orcs before you rescued her.

Tell me about one non-hentai elf that has been raped by orcs. I can think of elves being raped by something similar, but that manga is basically porn anyway.

Non-virgin elves are basically worthless, that's why.

It's setting-dependant.
Since the OP can only happen in a VR, i'd obviously choose the one where elves are naturally chaste and pure, and have a natural talent for healing and archery ( because i need a minion with those skills ).

Also this, though it applies to all women, not just elves.

Makes sense. I'd feel personally feel bad when it dies though, were I in your shoes.

Fuck off Subaru

Fuck that shit, i'll not only protect her with my life but i'll always carry an enchanted spiked dildo to resurrect her.
The enchantment would only work if it actually can penetrate an orifice though, so she could still die due to desintegration, gotta need an element of danger or it's no fun.

>he doesn't have spiked dildos of resurrection in his setting
Haha, i pity you.

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Every thread until you like it.

Get your magical realm out of here you cad.

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Clothe, Feed and treat her well in general then marry her.

Marry her so I don't have to be alone anymore.

I was going to seriously reply back until I started reading about that dildo. I'm fine with non-virgins, but I'm still wondering what the fuck is wrong with you.

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Source on this? Nothing on Google or iqdb's alternates.

>those disgusting ears
Why does this guy have so bad taste?

Tenkousei JK Elf

Get her to teach me magic.

Why wouldn't a ring or wand of resurrection work on a pile of ash ? Bullshit hand-wavy explanation, that's why.

At least my spiked dildo have a very clear reason : need penetration.

>himecut elf
MUH
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Try reading the thread, then googling "Elf" and key terms. There's at least one pissed off person that knows what he's talking about, and sticks out like a sore thumb.

Make her my wife and have lots of half-elf babies.

Post cute elves.

Also you posted armor from a VN.

There's only one reason I will save a callaquendi whore, and that's so I can safely return her to her kin in the woodlands because it's not save for her in the orcsteppes of the east and slowly overcoming our differences until we fall in true love along our perilous and exhausting travels.

How did you find it? Or did you already know what it was from?

Ever play Ace Attorney? It's like that.

Prosecutors and judges are usually buddy-buddy, and you're considered guilty until proven guilty.

Phoenix Wright: Turnabout Isekai

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Tell her don't worry about it, and then go back home.

Eh. I'd rather play PLvsAA again.

Are we to infer the roots are in her brain ?
This can't be healthy, even for an elf.

Something called perfection

>Doing all this for a sub-human elf degenerate
Elves deserve all wrongs that happen to them, including my benis

fuck her in the ass, elves are made for anal.

Use better search engine, google search algorithm was resetted because of some bullshit.

Why didn't the weab loli god just made nukes?

yandex.com is better for much manga.

Feed her with yogurt of course.

She is haruf-erefu

The best kind of elf.

delet this whore

What do elf boys look like?

I love how this was chased off /tg/ after years of shitposting but lives on here unironically.

Like any japanese elf. Normal human + elf ears.

That describes western pop fantasy elves too with maybe the addition of elves being taller or shorter than average.

Not always.

Same as the girls. Many a traveler have fucked a boy elf thinking they had a female one.

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I know the subtext of that pic but taken literally brings up the implication that you're gay.

And?

Was a double entendre your intent?

gtfo remfag.

my brother.

>Civilize her in the ways of humanity and speech
>Suppress her elven heritage and innate magic aptitude
>Put her into domestic servitude and bed warming
>Have illegitimate half-children with
>Grow old while she has aged just barely

>you will never clean an elf's ears, then blow into them before licking them out
Death is always an option.

I never thought about it before but you don't necessarily have to have children with an elf because she will stay young enough to take care of you in your old age. That is unless you want to pop out some half-breeds.

elves are for

You don't want to hold your halfu daughter in your arms and tell her stories?

>No silver hair

Fuck off faggot. Silver haired elves are the best, they rock my world.

>>Civilize her in the ways of humanity and speech
It would be the other way around.

I don't want children. I'd be a good uncle though.

Me too. I'm kinda scared to get kids because I'm afraid they'll be autistic like me.

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cut her ears off and sell them for pennys, common ingredient in potions for male stiffness

sounds like your DM hates you

Edgy.

heh nothing personal, kid

>This will never happen to me
Are (You) really asking this? You already know my answer. She'll up being my companion, I'll end up having lots of fun time and a wife at the end of the journey. Then die surrounded by my kids and her who didn't age a single bit.

>>Grow old while she has aged just barely
there still hope on Cred Forums.

>selling your elf ear trophies
>not making a necklace

Over the edge.

Burn the house down, I don't deserve to live for saving the horrible hippy, hopefully she dies too.

it ain't me
cute vietnam war anime when

Get her pregnant as quickly as possible.

She'll become his assistant and shuffle papers.

Make her wear a really big "I'm angry about Elves" T-shirt.

Can't auto-succeed on a skill roll just because you got a 20, user.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Elves, Get, Out!

>I roll to convince the elf I mean no harm.
>HEHEHE, OKAY, ROLL, I DARE YOU...
>Alright! Nat 20! Plus my modifiers that's a 23.
>UHHHHH, YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET A PASS JUST CAUSE YOU GOT A NAT 20, HUH? WELL GUESS WHAT, IT WAS A DC 24, KEKEKEKE......
>ENJOY THE SLAMMER, KIDDO...........

Barista

>Cred Forums scraps the buttom of /tg/'s meme barrel while /tg/ got over the unironic elf hate years ago

That's Yggdrasil, a primal, a biological weapon/god made by the Astrals.

I want half-elf pussy bad.