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Cool

Which one?

The other thread is made by a shitposter.

This thread then.

I want to eat these snacks with my wife.

I want to eat these thighs.

But I want to eat these snacks with MY wife.

What is it? You want to become Prinz and be my wife? I have all the resources to do so.

After all there's only one Admiral in charge and plenty of Prinz clones that I won't mind making more of. If you know what I mean.

Can I marry all the Shiratsuyus?

Or will I be inviting my death?

As long you're not marrying Shigure, I don't see any problem.

I don't know how yandere poi is though.

But I don't want to not marry Shigure.
I love and I want them all.

Just marry Shigure because she won't let you marry other girls. Then cheat on her.
It's win win.

What is Murasame's pee like?

Looks like someone's been exposing Shigure to British culture.

Marry them all except Shiggy because Shiggy is mine alone.

What is Kasumi doing?

Inviting me to have XXX with her.

I wish Akira would stop drawing this traitor in disguise.

But Seaplane Tender Hime isn't Mizuho, just her edgy twin sister.

I want to see more art of Seaplane Tender Hime.

Raiding Hibiki's room with my daughters!

Isn't that Akatsuki's?

My pure daughteru would never do something like that!

Having sex with your daughters later!

Only the drawer that Rai is raiding.

That's odd, since she's actually inviting me to have XXX with her.

> pure daughteru
You wish.

Jerking off to Kuma!

Will the anime make Kako more popular?

Man the abyss look good animated.

A shame all they're going to do is get blown the fuck out.

Wonder if they'll get anyone to join Kisaragi though.

Kisaragi didn't sink.

Who?

No, it'll ruin her.

>Wonder if they'll get anyone to join Kisaragi though.
I hope all of them do, including the movie itself.

You thought you could get away with using condoms with Shigure?

How do you explain this then?

youtube.com/watch?v=Kp0tIn-dVK4

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Yes.

Didn't happen. Anime isn't canon.

I thought that was his pack of condoms?

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I'd really enjoy the high from cheating on Shigure with her sisters.

Kisaragi's artist herself proclaimed the anime to not be canon.

They look nice, but the movie's going to suck anyways.

Kuma butt is cute.

GET.
OUT.

But I can't help but think a blowjob from Kuma would feel great.

Can you imagine her tongue around your head?

I was thinking about her running her tongue across my balls and lightly sucking on them to start things off.

Put some honey on your dick then.

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I want to cheat on my wife with Aoba.

I want Aoba to take naked pictures of me.

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Making Kuma piss herself!

But she still sank IRL.

You wouldn't torpedo this spaghetti producer, would you?

How did she get it on?

Mein gott.

>How did she get it on?
Maybe the lady in the shop. Or someone in the base helped her into it.

If by torpedo you mean impregnate her then yes, I would.

I want to do Prinz in the butt.

Too fucking good this piece of work is.

Would give her a good thrashing, six of the best, trousers down. If you know what I mean.

Is there a single post in this thread that is not a repost?

>British culture
I don't see her wearing a hijab.

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Shibafu didn't forget Houshou.

I want to jam my dick in Prinz's pussy and make plenty of babies with her.

Cutest dragon?

Fattest too.

She's the one I want to cuddle with the most. And fuck the most.

Potatoing.

Why those specifically? They look like anything special.

You again!

*don't look like

僕は男だ。

Iowa is quite low tier. When will we get a South State beauty?

Cred Forums pls.

That's Cred Forums.

I'm going to get Pola pregnant!

You mean there's a difference?

takao a lovely

Softest dragon

I laughed.

Me again! Still questioning your preference for these unremarkable thighs.

Will she hold my hand while I sleep?

Cred Forums is all Trump, Lord Kek and shills baiting each other now. Cred Forums stays away from that shit.

I'm sure you're just baiting more Hibiki images and actually know the appeal.

Takao is beautiful

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yes

Hopes and dreams, in all the right places, etc.

I want to rub my face into her thighs.

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I want to rub her thighs with my thighs

Why does Shou have such more voluminous hangars than Zui?

cute cuckship

Because she's the elder sister.

Shoukaku is a good girl.

Wonder also how come she is hilariously attractive compared to Zuikaku.

That's because Zuikaku is unattractive.

I want to rest my head on Souryuu''s tits and die.

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I don't understand NTRfags.

I want to fuck this zuizui so bad.

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Oreo
A
Cute

She can't even make tanlines look good. Poor Zuikaku.

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What does Souryuu smell like?

Burning sailors.

Why is Hiei so stupid? Does she not recognize a marriage proposal?

How should the anime admiral improve human-Abyssal relations?

By killing the abyssals.

You're gonna have a retarded baby

Fuck that; give me Massachusetts so we can have a second Yankee.

>Massachusetts
>therefore, Boston
>a kanmusu who talks like a Southie
Yes, please.

It's fine. She'll be strictly banned from drinking while pregnant.

Don't come crying to us when she dies from withdrawal.

Unless you chain her up for 8 months I don't think she will stop.

"If they cannot have wine, let them drink yogurt" I think is the historical phrase.

Oh I'll let her have some of my warm bitter yogurt

Hi

It's fine. She'll get by through the power of her love for me and our child. And my D, since there's nothing the power of the D can't solve. And I strongly want to bone a Pola that's pregnant with my child.

I don't understand.

Will you have enough left for Takanami? I hear she loves warm and bitter yogurt.

The D is powerless

>A ship that was built in it's namesake
Well that's different

Is Ellen Baker going to become a ship after losing her job as a teacher?

That'd be wicked good.

>Big Mamie
What a strange nickname.

But they're just cute and that's true for most DD bits, so nothing extra there.

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No ship can resist the D.

Softest class

I want to fuck that outfit. Its so fucking gorgeous.

I want to sleep with Kaga-san real
Kaga is love, Kaga is life

I want to bathe with Takao. Hugging her from behind in the bath would be pleasant.

Zui Zui

Sexiest CA.

Objectively wrong, but still pretty soft.

Mayhap now Bismarck sees the error of only wearing a single article of clothing.

If it was up to me, she wouldn't get to wear anything.

Bismarck's outfit is nothing to write home about anyways

post yasen~

At least she has some worthy alt outfits.

Too early for Yasen.

Yasen sister?

maybe for you

It might be too early now, but there will be quite the night battle later tonight.

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Silly Sendai, of course you can.

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I'm in shock. And happy.

How did she discover my armpit fetish?

Why? It's just a shitty hotel.

Yamato? Musashi? Taihou?

I think you meant to post this in /jp/.

stealthily

youtube.com/watch?v=roh4fOKiTRE

Fuck off.

youtu.be/zvg7hHTnJVk

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I love hoteru.

1 devkit, can only be cutest battleship.
Can't wait to sortie her, look in horror at the costs, and still do it just to grant her wish.

>1 devkit, can only be cutest battleship.
Bismarck

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I never payed attention before to these but are there cancerous videos like these for the other foreign ships?

What is she saying?

Not that I'm aware of.

Yes, but thankfully they were rarely, if ever posted because only shitters on wikia and reddit think they're in any way funny.

Bisko only comes out with 20.
And she's sexy yes, but I wouldn't say cutest.

the cutest

Minazuki is so fucking cute holy shit.

>Pola
>having a child

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder

she know the anime was going to be a total failure, she decides to pretend her death and move to other franchise.

Warspite is so fucking cute

by giving them a nice, peaceful and luxurious vacation.

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"All Hail Britannia"

And then crash it by blowing them up!

By petting them.

by marrying them all

Is Warspite loved?

No lewding my daughteru.

She seems very well received.

Yes she is very yuri and has sex with Kongo all the time.

Cute.

That is British people for you.

They seems like a fun group

That person is american you silly fuck.

Mean girl.

>Underwater library
>glass ceiling

I'm having a panic attack.

I want to see BB water oni again.

What is Hoppou reading?

Probably something silly. Abysals seem to like silliness.

top 10 abyssal formations that will blow his mind and destroy his fleet

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>Daughteru
>Posts a boy

Sounds lewd.

Better book.

Abyssal girl collection, when?

Never

That was fucking terrible, I should have stayed away judging by the thumbnail. It's 2007 all over again.

Ask Tanaka.

>Sexualizing faeries.
What a monster.

Soon.

I want to lewd Wo.

What's my wife doing with this other boy?

Learn boxing with mittens..

Get in line.
I'll take Ta.

My favorite common abyssal
A boy and his poi.

>Censoring male nipples

then I'll take the Loli baba

I wanna make her wear a long skirt.

But why?

It would be cute to see a lewd badgirl dressed like that and forced to behave similar to a christian girl.

Ta isn't a lewd girl, she just forgot her skirt.

She's not a bad girl.

Then she needs to join my fleet immediately along with her friends.

3 battleships coming your way.

These will be your bunnies for tonight.

A shit, where's my Uzuki?

>Germans
No thanks.

I am taking the Prinz.

Bismarck can watch as we fuck.

I fixed beaver.

>Prinz

Hitler sure likes his boats.

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I wanna make love to Ta and Ru at the same time.

I want to have a night battle with Sendai!

A cutie.

Lewd.

>kancolle
>all this garbage
fuck off

Without a doubt.

>Kancolle
>small C

Daijoubu.

I want to kiss her thighs.

I want to kiss her all.

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I want to remove all of the clothes from the shipgirl's dresser and leave only this shirt.

She finally realized her lifelong dream, but at what cost?

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In the butt.

Works for me as long as she keeps her pet outside the base.

A devilish-looking Kiyoshimo is fine too.

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OTP?

Shigure is cute!

I want her to walk in on me masturbating.

I want to use her to masturbate

Why not just skip to sex?

The dog has to please me first, then maybe I'll consider giving her a "reward"

I like exposing myself.

Rude.

You have to train them properly or they get cocky user.

I like mine happy.

It's mostly the breed

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I want to properly train my doggie.

I want to tease Ooyodo with Akashi.

Do you guys realize that even if the Abyssals are defeated, the world will instantly go into a second cold war?

Every world superpower will fight over the shipgirls.

You'll be locked in a prison at a secret island location forever because the girls have loyalty to you and you are too much of a threat.

There is no happy ending in this.

But this all ends with me marrying Houshou and adopting the 6thDesDiv with her.

>Implying we haven't planned this out and clued the girls in so they can't conveniently disappear us afterwards.

>Every world superpower will fight over the shipgirls.
Except every member of the G8 except china already has Shipgirls.
And I'm sure the Chinks will mindbreak a few abyssals or something like my taiwanese puppet shows.

Locking people who have the undying loyalty of ships given human form on an island surrounded by ocean sounds like a really bad idea.

Shipgirls vs shipgirls until only the ones you married remain.

You're the war hero who saved the world. They'll make you honorably disappear like how Rommel died.

The only real way to stop the war is to defeat Tanaka.

What if I've married all of them? Or none of them?

Somehow this makes my dick very hard.

There are a lot of war heroes who saved the world and a lot of shipgirls.

But that picture doesn't have the half dragon TTK :^)

Where's Maso TTK?

The one's you used the least die.

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Shit TTK.

It's an old picture.

I don't think OC donut steel Lesbian Half-Dragon TTK needs to worry about being arrested.

Still better than some of TTK in that pic.

Ok.

The human admirals help their most beloved shipgirls with their lives after the war and Suwabe teaches the abyssal girls how to get along peacefully with humans.

Remove female TTKs.

My doggy is very well trained.

>Assuming that there will be any abyssals left alive after the war's end.

Sounds like a good idea.

>Shipgirls vs shipgirls until only the ones you married remain.

So Kancolle ANIMA just like Evangelion ANIMA with the new World War Eva in it, huh?

This lacks diversity. It's all white male admirals.

I need to work on training her butt.

Are you retarded? There's 3 females and some aren't even human.

Suwabe's a pretty cool guy.

Wouldn't happen because shipgirls only exist at the whims of the fairies to fight abyssals. Once abyssals are gone the fairies will just take away all of their magic and they'll just be normal girls.

That sounds lame as fuck. There needs to be some kind of conflict between both sides even if it doesn't involve actual casualties.

Here you go, a female, muslim, minority Admiral.

The conflict is between all of the girls and my dick.

A shit.

How about an inanimate object admiral?

Something like summer event but more comical.

After they stop working for you they'll just go for the guy with the biggest dick around and ignore you.

I like the way that ikazuchi is drawn

Now that's just not true. I wouldn't have allowed sluts to serve under me.

BB Hime will never stop fighting for the admiral's attention.

>Those pouty lips
Atago is too sexual.

I have some bad news for you.

None of the shipgirls are pure, there's a raging slut inside most of them.

But Muslim women are not allowed to be anything other than barefoot and pregnant.

She'll receive all of my attention is she promises to be a nice girl.

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I want to finger Suzuya while she's peeing

So nothing changed just like now.

Its a nice butt.

You disgust me.

That link doesn't work sempai.

I need more pee themed pictures to jerk off to.

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Too lewd Bismarck.

When did Zuihou become so lewd?

How would you spend alone time with Yuugumo?

Yuubari will save the anime right?

By practising King of Fighters with her.

Ship pee seems the most delicious.

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All the kanmusu will naturally elevate the anime's excellence via their innate cuteness, but it will be poor regardless.

No, no one can save the anime beyond getting competent staff.

By bullying her.

Nope, in fact there is a good chance she will be ruined.

Yuubari is lovely enough to do anything! Except save the anime. I doubt they'll show how much of a sweetheart she is in the anime.

BUOYANT
U
O
Y
A
N
T

Good heavens:
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Playing Sonic Adventure 2 Knuckles/Rouge levels

No, the anime will turn her into shit first.

What happens if I cut off its horn?

It would be very painful.

The horn grows into another Super-Dyson.

She will die and that's okay because she's a monster and one of the enemies.

She will start crying like a little girl.

How do we fix Kasumi?

Mind break is the only answer.

Rape

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tame and impregnate.

In that order?

She won't mind it too much but her pet will try to crush you.

Give her a different hairstyle.

Invoke the power of the D with her, that normally mellows ships out.

Brutal anal sex.

That one is actually cute.

Nothing, the horn will grow back after a few minutes.

I would pay money to watch this.

Your face when Kashima wins by submission.

Smack her head until she stops moving.

How is she so beautiful?

She's ok.

Because you're a pedo.

>Commander, things like affection and love... what are they...? Eh? You'll teach me?
Because she has a pleasant and agreeable personality combined with the golden combo of blue eyes and silver hair.

>Its
Rude.

Hibiki seems to have a strong position about this.

Kagatime!

Inferior to Inazuma

Long hoppo is cute!

Kaga-san a cute,
A CUTE!

Close

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Tenryuu is for _____

What a cute boy

squeezing and licking her fat tummy.

Impregnation and expedition runs.

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Hard work.

Being made into a bride.

Bullying.

Why did they make her fat?

Punching.
Also this

Cruel but fun.

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Shimakaze loves Rensouhou-chan more than you.

Because a slightly tubby tummy is sexy.

Ignoring for better girls.

I want to be served by Akebono.

Gross.

I want to rape Tenryuu and that's the face I want her to make while I do it.

Sendai is sick. Please take care of her!

I want to laugh at her for having such an awful job.

I want to be serviced by Akebono.

Isn't Krugger just the best?

Don't forget to ask for a smile!

Oh no! What can I do to make her feel better?

Little too much night battling will do that to ya.

Hard working girls are the cutest.

She seems to be covered already, what am I supposed to do?

That's fine, I like Rensouhou-chan more than her as well.

Tenryuu is better as a boy.

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Maybe if you're gay.

Then I will take him away and make her love me more.

Mein kokoro.

Too cute for me, mates.

I like the ones that work hard one base.

calling her cute and then watching her get flustered

I like both girls and boys, Tenryuu is clearly superior as a boy..

How would she react if you randomly kissed her on the cheek?

More like the flattest.

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Who will you kiss?

Only 4 are ready for the kiss, so cute.

Hayashimo.

RJ is easily the second-best funny-talker.

>Akigumo
Wait a sec, is she trying to deceive me again?

Asashimo, just so I could see her reaction.

Again?

>優しくして下さい
hnnnngggg

The fake gumo.

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Thanks, Kaga-san

I want Akigumo to draw my penis as reference for her doujins.

Yuugumo because she's gonna ride my brains out

I hope someday that artist updates this or makes a new piece with all the newer Kagerous included.

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Would fuck them all in the butt.

Why? Is she going to draw shota doujins?

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With the best being Kuroshio of course.

That's heart warming.

I didn't realise they drew shotas with big penises these days.

is shigure going to kill poi

I wouldn't expect Naganami to get so flustered.

Stop replying to my Kagapost, faggot

She gets surprisingly flustered when proposed to in her marriage line.

Yuugumo.

Kaga autism*
My bad, Lagafags!

Drunk Kaga a cute

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The prettiest and sluttiest one.

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Mou sugoi Miss Iowa!

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Kagerou a cute.

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>Iowautists

That Prinz is cute.

all Prinz's are cute

Mini Bismarck is adorable.

>They used to fuck the old man
Gross.

I like the Prinz where she gets bullied by Bismarck.

I want to make one with big Bismarck.

test

Who is this beautiful girl?

What about when Prinz is bullies by her admiral?

And I am going to make one big Prinz.

Kamikaze

>those faces
Perfect for bullying.

I like one where she bullies Kaga.

>China
>part of G8
>doesn't already have shipgirls
You lost me.

Is this how you want her to end up?

No, the real Prinz will just shoot you ice cold with a gun

Just give her some pudding and she will be back to her old self.

Pretty Haruna

Is that code for fucking her in the ass?

What if she became the pudding?

Kaga-san is very kind

Why do people like the German ships?
I can usually find just about everyone in KanColle to have some sort of appeal but the German girls don't interest me

I swear of god she likes shonenshit, and enjoy the bad ones.

No that would mean more bullying as I slide my dick inside her.

Yes

Well that will be a problem, how else will anyone contain themselves from eating her?

Please respond.

But I want to eat Prinz out even if she's not a pudding.

I don't know, Warspite, maybe because their miltary uniforms are hot.

Because Aryans.

Because Nazis rule

I-I'm not Warspite.
Outside of their designs, what's appealing about them?
Tell me about your I assume wife

I want more hair down Prinz.

I could smell you miles away Warspite.

And I love Prinz for her personality not because she's German.

where all the white girls at?

I think Heavy Cruiser Princess is my favorite

MINNA-SAN

>everyone's blonde except Kongou

Get that brown hair spy out of here

I'm sure everyone finds their own draw, personally i like the personality of Bismarck and Graf as somewhat serious and prideful ships that have a softer side, and being of direct German lineage i have an innate love and bias for all things German.

I wonder if Kinu's Kai 2 will surpass her or actually be worse than her.

It seems to be a rarity, i mean look at this, she even keeps her hair up in the bath of all places.

Would be good if there's times she has her hair down even Inazuma would have confused her for Bismarck.

Why does everyone dislike Musashi?

I like her. I want to bone her at least.

Dumb hair
Brown
Glasses

She has three different hairstyles. Twintails really don't suit her.

Good taste.

>everyone
Well not everyone, and I'm not the biggest fan of the design but I don't dislike or hate her. Don't really hate anyone.

>Brown
>Glasses
But those are the two good things about her.

i dont know how to feel about her, i dont dislike her, but i dont like her that much either

I don't.

Twintails and delicious brown with the added bonus that I got her on my first serious LSC attempt.

How would I dislike her?

Ugly but nice tits.

I got Yamato when I wanted Musashi a while ago. I'm still salty.

I don't dislike her but her design is kind off a mess.

How is Sushi ugly?

I want to make a mini Bismarck and Prinz with big Bismarck and Prinz.

see
Awful combination and only okay when I'm in the mood for fapping.

But I like my cute fetish Voltron.

Is kisaragi or yuugumo a bigger semen slurper?

Tough question. Yuugumo only slurps her TTK's semen, but she slurps it quite often. Kisaragi spends less time slurping a single man's semen, but she makes up for that by servicing multiple men.

Would you eat a fried turkey?

Kisaragi isn't a slut! Stop slandering!

I would fry the turkey myself.

>turkey
No, disgusting

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Sorry but I prefer duck.

Which kind?

That's understandable.

A duck with a fish is tasty.

Me and my wife.

Are you saying she's fat?

Best girl.

Nope, only that it'd be funny if Prinz became pudding.

She already is.

Peking

I will post this occasionally until you like her.

Mou sugoi Kaga-san!

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>lagafag spamming images again

I want Kongou to sneak into my bed at night.

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Retard

>laga loses

at least we hit it after the bump limit this time

Sweaty Mutsuki a best. Made for breeding.

I wanted Iowa to be the last one. Why did you do this user?

> Kaga*
Sorry Kagafriends, my bad

honestly wtf does that even mean, do you even know?

>fixing what isn't wrong
Lagafag sure is desperate.

Of course he doesn't.

Because Iowa a shit,
Just saying

Hello Lagafag

That's mighty lewd.

Kaga-san is amazingly cute

Imagine the smell spreading throughout the room.

I want to smell her armpits. Or her freshly removed pantyhose.

No it doesn't you retard.

I love my wife to be deliciously fat.

Thick juicy legs is perfection.

So what does it mean then? I'm getting the impression it actually isn't a positive phrase.

I want to lick her all over.

Mou/Moe, same thing

Mou/moe=cute
Sugoi=awesome
Figure it out yourself

Except when
mou- already.
As an exclamation of frustration, it means "Enough!" or "Geez!"
sugoi- one of three common superlatives that all happen to begin with su-.
The other two are suteki and subarashii. The three are generally interchangeable. However, sugoi often expresses an admiration for someone else's power or talent, and may be mixed with a sense of dread. It can straddle the line between "awesome" and "awful." Suteki is most often applied to physical appearance. It's used most often by women, but it can be applied to both genders. Subarashii is more neutral and can be translated as "great." Although lacking the su- beginning, kakkoi is a superlative used mostly in describing people-"Cool!" Note: A spoken variant of sugoi is Suge-e!

Some things can become too delicious.

magicstraw.deviantart.com/art/COM-Prinz-Eugen-631118691

I wonder what her sweaty feet taste like. Or her sweaty butthole.

Nice autism, but we don't believe in fake translator

Ok then post the source of your translation.
I'd post mine but Cred Forums is being fucking autistic about calling it "spam"

Why are you replying to the lagafag?

Because i want an actual full translation of what that phrase means by someone who isn't retarded.

"Too cool, Kaga-san!"

I want to yasen with Sendai badly.

She ain't even hot

Kaga is cute, Kaga is awesome,
Mou sugoi Kaga-san!

I disagree.

Stop badmouthing your sister.

>that Nagato

Disgusting.

Believe in Kagafans

Please marry me, Kaga-san!

Kaga smells bad.