Monster Musume

Is it that time already?

>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

That's the secret.
It's always time for fuzz handholding and fuzz hugs

Fuzzy handholding you say?

This is pure lewd.

Ain't it just? Even thinking about holding her enormous hands makes my mind go fuzzy.

Doppel is the Superior Girl

Tara is best girl for cuddles.
I want to visit her Large Breed village during the Coffee Bean Festival

IQ - -

Will monster girls ever become popular enough so people arnt forced to go to this cancerous general to discuss it?

>Muh threads

That's not Darling-kun

wherever I go, I must rape qt plant girls

Deserves hugs

No, because Cred Forums is full of autists who will spam the threads if theres more than one up. trust me.

Who is the smuggest monmusu?

Why is there no good Cerea merchandising?

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Tio is the Superior Girl

No appeal. You can't fuck a horse

Reminder that fungi are more closely related to animals than plants.

i can't help but love this expression on all of the girls.

>get gangcuddled for hours on end

It's a great expression.

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I wonder how far this meme is going to go.

Papi is the Superior Girl

Sooner or later we'll have someone add Manako to the meme chain.

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Stay in school
Stay out of drugs

She's pretty good.

Yes. Purge the mushroom girl.

Instead of purging, can't we just agree to nibble on her cap?

she's better than good, shes best.

Papo liek icec ream!

post more navel, I need it for research purposes.

I want to BRUTALLY FUCK and IMPREGNATE PapI!

Papi is built for anal sex while she's laying an egg.

Remember not to take responsibility.

I like because she's best girl's best friend.

papi is for vanilla, leglock, and cuddles

Fluffy wing cuddling

like this?

feather hell and head pats

No dude, Papi is for rapidly pounding while you hold her up. She is for living onahole.

user, help a brother out and throw the sauce on imgur would you?

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Not him but I found the pic by running it through iqdb. Try that with every pic that has a blatant censor.

[affirmitive-action american detected]

for once, the image search worked, thanks

Have you tried running it through a fucking image search?

Here's the full. uncensored sauce:
imgur.com/gallery/6PlRXhI

Nope. She's dangerous with her spores. Must purge the mushroom.

I'd crush her tight virgin oyster while she lays on her back gasping from the thick cock penetrating her shroom-scented babymaking hole, face red and tears of pleasure/pain running down her soft squishy cheeks, blow her mind completely with her first ever taste of the pleasure of being cummed inside before flipping her over and pounding the living fuck out of her sensitive little shiitakehole until her mind is broken and replaced only with lust for raw, hard fucking. Never before have I wanted to fuck a mushroom so badly. Well, there has been some pretty sexy Toadette artwork, but other than that.

>Korean scan
I don't know about dangerous. Everyone seemed to be having a good time while effected. The main danger came from Zombina.

I wanna lick that bellybutton.

>shiitakehole
These puns keep getting better and better

how bout this one?

Why is birb allowed to have such a delicious stomach?

>suddenly, Papi fans

IVE MISSED YOU GUYS

now that I think about it everyone in darlings harem has exposed tummys

why is that I wonder?
we've always been here, keeping quiet.

I'm pretty sure they've always been here, just waiting for their chance to strike.
Question is what is burb's greatest enemy?

It's to attract delicious cosplayers

crabman, he's been giving us less and less lewd papi lately.

She still need to be weed out.

Why?

>all this flat chest in this thread

I'm disappointed in all of you.

>3DPD
>delicious

Ignore Papi
Post flustered horses.

My girl can be anything she wants to be. Kind of like you when you were five except she can actually realize her potential.

Gladly

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>Hating small tits

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Cuddle pile

They are inferior

Zombina is the Superior Girl

Of course the horsefag shows up to throw shit everywhere. It was such a nice thread too.

Small boobs are an evolutionary weakness.

STOP

post more Papi

>tfw I'm starting to see MonMusu reaction images on other boards
>not to mention Suu on the /hr/ banner
It's weird. Posted a Lala image and some dude responded with
>tfw no headless gf

You are inferior

Draco would be better with tits. Prove me wrong.

The Monmusu thread we had on Cred Forums the other day was better than this one had been in a long time.

Bigger tits would take attention away from that nice reptush.

horsefags ruin everything

No Papi's boobs are a good fit for her frame.
We're only hating on Draco's boobs.

Draco a worst.

With the exception of 50 posts of 3D Horse Pussy.

>Horsefags show up to start shit
Clockwork

news at eleven.

Saw pic related on Cred Forums a week ago too

Best couple

>browsing Cred Forums

Why

Cred Forums seems to like miia. Can't imagine why.

die

Oh yeah I forgot about that. I don't even see it anymore.

But all the fresh faces was refreshing. There where actual character related/story related questions and discussion. I even got asked about Doppels character development of all things. It was nice.

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>papi
>flat

look again, shes got shape in all the right places. clearly superior.

How come Cred Forums's threads had actual anime discussion and Cred Forums's threads have Cred Forums tier shitposting?

Have been since 2008, same going for Cred Forums.
Regardless how long until we start seeing monmusu on stuff like gmod?
Once that happens we're fucked

>get a severe allergic reaction that requires hospitalization for a week
>worth it
>do it again knowing its working toward allergy free cuddles

>too flat or too big
I prefer the right size: just in the middle

>Literal children start spamming about it

Oh god.

Its time
youtu.be/cZtukAVvE34

We are getting stale I guess.

Those are still considered really big tits

>handholding

lala legitimately has the best body of the entire cast.

>dem thighs
>dat booty
>dem tiddies
>dat soft

Yes.
Lala has both the best legs, and the best boobs.

Tio has that too, just bigger.

too rail thin, she should have been thicker.

remember shape is more important than size

>Lala
>Best legs
'scuse U.

For the west they aren't
Crabman thought about othe covers even more lewder, one in which Mero is lying on the floor while Lala is sit down with her legs crossed and touching Mero's belly with her hand, or something like that

This kills the Suu...

And on top of that she's shy about it. It makes my heart go doki-doki and my dick diamonds

Suu has a bit of a weird relationship with water. On one hand a drizzle can dissolve her. On the other hand she can submerge herself completely in water in the bath and even uses water to change to different forms with different effects. Crab has been good about keeping her out of complete submergence by having her run away when the room is going to be filled or be put in a plastic bag when the entire house enclosure is to be filled. So she does have a weakness to water but she also uses it as a strength.

We do it for her user.

Finally, a meme I can get behind.

Why does the filename say polnareff, that's not him.

12th law of Cred Forums: As the topic being discussed becomes more relevant to the board it's being discussed on, the quality of the discussion decreases.

No one wants to marry a loli that spreads spores to give us the high.

Who is it then?

>You and Draco will never have to hire a centaur wet nurse because she can't feed your 23 Dragodaughters by herself

under rated

That's Coco Jumbo.

I feel bad for the non-Tarabros who don't know how great it feels to earn your waifu.

Have I missed some kind of joke?

I don't get it either but then again I'm not a cancerous Jojofag.

The pot calling the kettle black.

wew lad

Not a good analogy when the pot is stainless steel and the kettle is black.

>ywn help Kiira after she overheats

Well Tara is the only girl who literally hurts to touch, so it makes sense that most others don't know how it feels to earn their waifu.

Guufag here. Get on my level.

>tfw no chemical burns on your dick

What the hell is that even supposed to mean

Keep up, Jojofag.

Bike Cop know that feel.

Sure thing son.

What is fuzzy spider culture like?
I think it's a matriarchy with Capoeira fights over who gets to wife the shota fuzz spiders

big girls best girls

>YWN put activated charcoal in her bucket when she's asleep

That would be funny to see.

>you will never roll coal in her face

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Posting spider mirth.

I'm imagining a society mainly dominated by females.

I could go for some spider milf
>we never got Rachmom

>ywn be housewife (househusband?) of fuzz
again, why live?

Probably ded

It hurts deeply.

>milf
I'm sure Rach's mom is this awkward mom, with silly photos in wallet.

>Centorea is making the sound effects herself

i wanna have alot of eggs with draco!

ALL 23

So I get that she had samurai armor in her room, which begs the question, was rachnee in her room? what was she doing in there?

She is cutest when she's being nerdy.

>ywn visit Tara's hometown and try the local cuisine
>ywn see spooder fuzz hairs in your food
>ywn realize they taste great.

Imitation is the sincerest form of creative drought.

>user later died in the hospital from asphyxiation due to inflamed airways
>Tasted great though

She's high on shrooms, so she probably just found some stuff in a closet and hallucinated them into high-level paladin armour.

I have a tarantula and they do not taste great.

None of this is actually happening. A few panels later we see her armor is a big carrot and a pot from the kitchen

I have a question for Crab.

TTF please notice me.

Does Crab actually know TTF is relaying questions from people like ?
Or does He think TTF is just a creepy obsessive fan?

I can only hope TTF states he's asking questions for fans.

>opens wallet
>300 photos drops down

I would think crab knows.He generally credits an artist when presenting artwork from the drawfags here. I think I remember him prefaces some questions as not his own. I just hope with every fiber of my being that Crabman never visits here and sees the autism in action.

Because genocide-chan doesn't get any replies by posting any other kind of comment.

I have a question for TTF about crab

Lets try summoning him.

Same, especially when there's best girl.

>Oh, look at this one! Ra-chan tried to make web for first time!

>I just hope with every fiber of my being that Crabman never visits here and sees the autism in action.
He's been here, twice. But he can't read English so it's whatever.

that was my question

He got that care package from us for his birthday, so he knows we're big fans of his. Dont know how he'd feel about the shitposting and memes though.

>ywn wake up to see her smiling face next to you

good

TTF showed him the thread once. But crab only knows a few english words so he can't read our autism

Well, I saw Polt in a /k/ thread.
I also saw some Rachnee and Miia patches in that board, and somebody thinking if he should do a Lala patch too
Monster Musume is becoming mainstream

Let's hope he never learns English. I'm embarrassed enough as is.

It's not new, as soon as the anime came out it got a lot of extra popularity around here

then why are you even here?

We have more luck than we should.

more?

To talk about my waifu which I would only do in an anonymous fashion.

Agreed.

>cancerous
I don't even what. There are a infinite number of threads and generals much more c-like.

I think he knows something, at least
some ideas (and wishes) were fullfilled in the manga tho

>ywn have your ribs fracture 3 times and have your arm dislocated twice from snek cuddles and still think it's worth it

I have seen some ttf tweets, there is a Cred Forums written on then in the middle of moon runes, so assume he put all the blame on us.

Do you think crab uses 2chan? Is 2chan as bad as Cred Forums?

Why crab doesnt fucking learn how to speak english? Significative part of his fan base is western (for some reason), and it is (the current Year)

If i ever did something great, i would do the most i could to watch people discuss about it, without assuming i am the author

I want to marry this snake.

>Why

Because he's a Jap man living in Nippon and it's pretty clear that he doesn't need to learn English to make a living

Well someone put the original one page manga on 2ch or was it 2chan? I don't remember. Crabman now has the money to hire a translator when he goes abroad so I think making our favorite manga is more important than spending years learning all of the idiosyncracies of English.

I want to wed this mare.

Her squiggly mouth looks cute. Not even a Cereafag.

>Lifting her tail
L E W D
E
W
D

For some reason Polt is really popular with /k/, not sure why, but i've seen her posted there a lot.

She would be better as a shy Arachne

I want to enter a domestic partnership with this abomination.

If I were to own a pet tarantula and get used to the feeling of the fuzz, would Tara feel soft?

Thread is lacking some best eyes.

The feeling is mutual.

well, /k/ is full of furries
If the manga (not the game) would have a deer monstergirl who likes guns, they would became crazy and she would become a banner for /k/

You seemed to have missed double clicking the right picture. Don't worry. I got it.

It sort of feels soft in the way that fiberglass feels soft.

And the irritation is very subtle, more like a hot patch on your skin than actually painful.

Taras hairs are far larger though.

Lies, these are best eyes.

>best eyes
>not posting Rachnera's gorgeous UV capable eyes.
Heresy

Beautiful amber eyes.

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I gotta be honest, I'd go for a girl with slit pupils. Too bad that's not a real thing for humans without fake contacts.

ERR_404:SOUL_NOT_FOUND

is Suu the best girl?

Just look at that smile. She's so perfect.

Not even the best amber eyes in the show.

Swirling, slime blowjob would be a valid reason.

O rly

I could gaze into those all day.

>Suu pretends to be like Papi just because it's fun
>She knows the advantages she has over everyone including cooking, cleaning, and health
>Still wants Darling to marry everyone instead

If you make Cerea a shy Arachne, you also have to make Rach a lewd Centaur. Are you willing to make that trade-off?

Um snekjob?

You can't ignore the smug in these eyes.
Im a swirling, flesh blowjob guy myself.

Because she's kind.

That would take second place in a blowjob competition but I still would want to judge it.

yeah, you're right
and best eyelashes too

Cervitaur or cosplay-tier?

She knows the end game. Beneath her lime exterior lies a dangerous intellect.

I wish I could post lewd, got perfect pics of snekjobs.

>Suu's gonna marry all of YOU

Oh shit.

BEAUTIFUL
RUBY
COMPOUND
EYES

Best blue eyes.

Probably cosplay-tier but full covered body with fur and a button nose

Sister eyes?

I want to marry this snake and make her happy.
>mfw ywn

I want to raise a big family with that girl.

The gentlemans trio

Black sclera a best

Snek hips are a miracle of the universe.
Post more of them.

Snek has some nice birthing hips.

>no wedding ring
>upgraded
What are you, a heathen?

What's up?

I do, I always say "Hey this is a question from a "Rach/Miia/Draco/ect fan"

Summoning conditions met.

Crab is actually trying to learn more English to better interact with his western fans. He also pretty much got his start on 2chan he said. I've showed him these threads a few times and he thought they were neat, he liked the fan art that gets posted but he said the English is too hard for him.

Also if I'm ever not around due to the time difference just leave a message on my Twitter and I'll respond eventually.

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Are they hips if there's no legs?

If I wanted to fuck something red with a honeycomb mesh on it I'd just fuck my computer.

Also obligitory FUCK WASPS

Hips are there for helping to make babies and accentuate the better feature which is the waist.

Poke.

I recall you saying classes were starting up again for you. As always if you don't think you can find the time immediately, that's ok.

Oh sweet.

I just wanted to ask what Liliths canon age was, seeing as devils don't age like normal people.

Yes

This may be for Nagas but it's close enough.

>Crabman
>Giving canon ages
>Ever

>Crab is actually trying to learn more English to better interact with his western fans.

>He came to the US

My prophecy is coming true

Understood. I'll see what I can do the remaining ones are a bit of a pain but I'll give it my best shot when I can.

Unfortunately as far as "random info" questions go Crab will probably never answer ones about age. We don't even know how old Miia Cerea Papi and Rachnera are. I think he likes keeping it a secret for whatever reason. Lilith especially he's been intentionally vague about her "true age".

Just a ballpark would be good. She's clealry not a little girl. Is she in her thirties or late twenties? Is she an old granny at sixty? Or is she hundreds of years old?

Basically, how do devils age?

he won't say anything
he didn't said anything about the main girls and the MC ages, so I don't think that he will say anything about it
as much he will say something like she's arround the same age as Miia or Papi or something like that: I don't think that international laws would let a minor to do a homestay in a foreign country

Then allow me to rephrase.

Whats the life expectancy of a devil?

Also obligatory I would if I could

Sneaky, I can try asking that one but I can't guarantee you'll get a good answer. Something like "How long do devils live compared to humans?". I'll watch his Twitter and try asking when he doesn't seem too busy.

She has a lovely back.

Thanks man. I've always been curious, seeing as they are infernal creatures.

Ok, good to hear.
If/when the time comes I would appreciate you giving Smith's a once over, just to see if the subs from my source are adequate.

/k/ are furries and are obsessed with fluffy tails

youtu.be/4nyHPIcbn88

>Miss binafriends by an hour or more every time
Such a shame

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Why is there a song about touching fluffy tail? How did this come to be?

Ken Ashcorp is a furfag and made a song about Monster Girl Quest like, 6 years ago.

Shit movie. 1984 one was superior.

Christ.

is she okay? she looks ill

WTF hasn't there been a Monster Musume dating sim yet?
I know there's Monster Musume Online, but it's in Japanese only and was hoping for a text based only game/visual novel.

She has a growth.

Yo if I asked that sheep slut to beat my meat would she?

Is it a dick?

Be the change you want to see, user. I wonder how difficult it would be to make an RPG maker game based on MonMusu for shits and giggles

I've used RPG Maker in the past for a class project before. But that's more in line with traditional RPGs and not a visual novel RPG.
I've never played a visual novel before, but I'd really like to play a Monster Musume one. I'd pay money for it.

It could be just a regular rpg. Kinda like the chapter.

games.renpy.org/
I've looked at this before. I don't have the ability to draw or I would make my own game.

>Tfw Cathyl will never sit on you

I don't even mean in a lewd way, just using her weight to keep you down

I bet she get comfy during the winter.

I wonder if she puts on a lil chub during then as well. Not enough to take her muscles away, just a big of softness.

Where is the rest?

Don't own the scans, user. Sorry.

I looked for it on the site in corner. Couldn't find it.

search harder because it's there
search for "monster musume" in korean language

How much does she weigh anyway?

Enough to be self-conscious about it

At least 30 lbs in tits after being milked.

she's probably arround 150kg

And what's that in American?

Learn a real system, retard

Well every Kg is 10 pounds so 1500 pounds

It's multiplied by 2.2 always. Just remember that and you can calculate it yourself.

Why would you remove the ring from this?

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He's a heretic.

The beauty of Dwarf Fortress is you don't have to produce any kind of art.

I'll finish that mod someday, I promise.

1000kg=1ton=2240lb

NONE PURER

Don't you mean tonne?

Ton

we aren't savages here, user

The fuck did I just read.

What would happen if the girls became super villains?

Anybody want some Doritos?

I have my own, thanks.

I'd certainly cover Miia with my cool ranch, if you know what I mean

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An awesome villain worthy of a team of Power Rangers to fight against.

What's the word on nayaa's doujin?

He posted some odd days ago and he was still working on it

Eventually™

TTF chopped off his hands for drawing Draco, instead of himself and Polt together

Maybe Zombina can lend him a hand.

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In a bout of drunken procrastination I actually started writing something of a script for visual novels featuring monster girls.

Don't know if anything will ever come of it but I always write the endings, the beginnings and then work on the stuff in the middle for each girl.

The common route that starts the game comes later. For all my notes all I have so far are things for an Arachne, Lamia, Mermaid, Succubus, Slime, and Centaur. I appear to have written notes for a Harpy route as well.

Major thing I noticed in the writings though are each girl has at least 4 - 5 endings each depending how you play it. The Lamia route is the only I have the most of it done with so far. Don't know if I should continue writing it :V

>:V
Who the fuck let you in

uh yeah, you should continue writing it.

Don't reply to yourself.

Pickles left the door open.

Main issue is I don't know else to do it with aside from the typical monster girl stuff. I would like a tragic end for each of the girls but at the same time to keep it entertaining.

stop replying to yourself, its embarrassing

Reminder: Whenever you are ready to leave your lesser waifus, she will accept you.

We accept only the best waifus.

Don't become like horsefags, taraposter

>huefag calling anyone lesser

Get an urticating hair stuck in your cockhole, prick.

Aren't you supposed to be in /jp/? Don't get cocky kid!

But hair spider is the cerea of the BC girls

Indeed. The fuzz is for love, tolerance, and cuddles. Even for horsefans.

That is an insult to hair spider.

It's well deserved

>Not even the best BC girl
>Not even the best spider subspecies

delete this

hahahaha
oh god, my balls

What the fuck is that thing?

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You mean aside from old as fuck?

I'd say Piper is the closest to being the Cerea of Bike Cop girls.

No fun.

Remember when there was actual content of this? It was autistic, but fun. I wish someone had enough autism and talent to continue it.

How is she Cerea?

Piper is the Who? of BC. There was almost no material of her

Yes you should continue writing.

The best way I could put it is "capable". I know that's just baiting out dozens of posts illustraiting all the times Cerea's failed, but she's the second best at social interaction after Mero, yet has the advantage of being able to move around under her own power.

Eh, I wouldn't really say that. The only girls that have trouble with interacting with others are Lala and Suu, and Suu is a slime

Papi has the Bird Brain and Rach hates to leave her room.

Nah, her autism is second only to lala's. Papi is better at socializing, so is Miia and possibly even Spider, if she tried

Both are still capable of interacting with others successfully, with a special mention to Papi's ability with children

Papi is a retard but shows no trouble interacting with others. She is responsible for introducing at least 3 of the B team girls to the rest of the cast.

Rachnera is also fine with interaction, however she does fear being judged for her spider bits. But the real reason she doesn't go out is to save crabs fingers having to draw her

Not trying to be biased but from what I've seen from the show/manga, Miia seems to be the most socially adapt/outgoing compared to the rest of the group. Her only issue is her episodes of jealousy and anger towards others trying to get to Darling.

Probably right, we have seen multiple instances of her using her pass to go out and enjoy the city

Even draco was able talk to a complete stranger and hold a pleasant conversation up until the point where she went full retard

Draco's such a doofus.

Delete this

You're only delaying the inevitable. One way or another, Miia WILL be Draco's

Miia is for Darling and for Darling only

Just accept it. Darling already has plenty of girls. Sooner or later Miia's going to get tired of being NTR'd and start experimenting.

Also these nipples are MALE nipples and definitely not explicit.

I think it's more of the pace of the water. A quick rain would deteriorate something quickly, but a calm current would not as quickly.

Draco is an ugly boy that's a rapist.
Darling is the only one Miia loves.

Ugly boy, beautiful girl.

UGLY BOY
UGLY GIRL
MIIA WILL NEVER LOVE YOU

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Are you trying to imply that this cute Dragonewt girl doesn't just need a good man in her life? Like me

Miia just needs to find a nice male Naga

In all seriousness, Miia will win the Darlingbowl.
I would legitimately consider it cruel if she did not

youtube.com/watch?v=uuMNmHdr0Lg

>Harem series
>Any one girl winning
>let alone the series ending with one girl winning

Wew

Yeah, but Crabman basically said at AX he plans to write MM until he dies unless something big happens.

Not that user, but harem endings are shit

I'd spray something else
if you know what i mean honhonhonmysemen

>Every thread

We get it, you don't like harem series. Fuck off.

He said endings, not series.

If you hate harem endings you have no business reading a series that will most likely end in a harem ending or not end at all.

Unhand that fair maiden foul beats.

>You can't read a genre if you have an opinion on it's storytelling
>You can't read a series if you dislike the way the author may potentially end it
Maybe if you inject some bleach into your veins you'll become white enough to have a brain, you subhuman ape.

No! She's mine!

Does anyone have webms of Kimihito punching Draco and the Director?
I need webms of him punching people

He never punched Draco. Just rammed a boat into her.

>This mad as fuck post

Only retards at Cred Forums would indulge in something they dislike and then bitch about it. Stay mad

He never punches Draco, but here's one of him punching the racist couple.

How the fuck could Crabman keep the series running THAT long??
He probably doesn't know himself and saying that was probably an easier answer then giving a legitimate one.

> Gary Stu fighting realistic characters

Or maybe you haven't considered the possibility that they do like it and just don't want it to end with a fucking harem. But sure, keep scapegoating Cred Forums.

Screw you, Draco and I are destined to be together.
She, a beautiful dragon princess, and I, a noble knight (sort of). It's much too perfect for some prole like you to get in the way and ruin it

I wonder how badly Miia would have hurt them if the law allowed her to
Hell, even if the law didn't allow her, but Darling didn't intervene

Yeah! Let Draco go!

>muh Cred Forums shitposter

He's not even wrong. You don't have to like harem endings to enjoy the characters in this series. Get your head outta your ass

>Don't want it to end with a fucking harem

Then they're a shitty waifu wars piece of shit? Either way, they're a worthless fuck, and we've already seen the future ending of the series through the prophet.

>Then they're a shitty waifu wars piece of shit?
Yeah, maybe. But some people prefer that. It's called having an "opinion."

You might have autism, which makes it difficult for you to empathize with people. But some people have opinions that are not yours.

Personally, I wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of 400 plus kilos of sentient whip made of muscle.

>You might have autism

Stop projecting your personal issues onto me. I'm not the retard going into a harem series thread complaining about the inevitable (if ever is more accurate) harem ending.

>Yeah maybe

Well I'm assuming that you're the user in question, thanks for confirming you're no better than a shitposter. No more responses for you. But you'll give me one more

I'd love to see more pics of this

yes you can

user, two more years isn't that long.

Damage control all you want, but it doesn't make you any less retarded.

At least you chose to do the smart thing and cut your losses by not replying.

>damage control

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I want to take a bath with Miia!

I want to take a bath with a male Naga

I want to scrub her butt

>Miia is scrubbing a male snake

Kill yourself.

I want to wash her scales from mud because she tried to run away because she assumed I wouldn't like her.

I'd let her scrub my snake

>ywn share a bath with Miia

She's a one Darling snek, user. Better to dream up one of your own than chase her fruitlessly.

There is another

>tfw I know what it is like to love a girl that will never love me
>tfw have waifus similar to her to hide the pain

>Mero becomes a tragedy-enabling serial voyeur
>ruins the shit out of people's lives, then tenderly consoles them to sponge off their angst

...

So whats the consensus on Toadette does user like her?

Spicy meatball snek is she, yes.

Kino a cute

CUTE

>ywn be in that tub

Most anons seem ready to work their tails off being her fun guy.

Pls respond.

No, only her spores. If you pleasure he she would most definitely release some, though

Sounds sexual.

>ywn be invited/tricked/kidnapped into a snek orgy and lose your virginity and father many snek daughters that you'll never see.

I cum on all sneks

>Centaurs making calling any culture disgusting

They all collectively hiss at penis

>fungalingus

>ywn hear the rising choir of snake women as they collectively hiss at your penis

It seems hypocrisy is a common trait of the species

She seems like a fun gal to be around.

I'm actually pretty happy Crabman didn't have lamia stereotypically hiss every other sentience in MM.

>Centaurs are a culture of filth cuckolds
>Lamia are a culture of kidnappers that only reformed because they had to
>Birds have reformed and generally ignore their culture in favor of settling with a mate

Fuck it, it is now.
>Kurusu rammed his swan at top speed into the broadside of Draco's canoe

>We centaurs have no such vile custom
Are all centaurs clinically retarded?

I think it'd be cute if she did it when she's angry or tired

Did they make a custom of kidnapping teasers? Her statement is technically correct.

It wouldn't really fit Miia's character unless she's under the effect of the full moon, either, but I still think it's cute

Is there a way to get around this?

twitter.com/okayado1215/status/781340895429791744

WHAT

WHAT

IS HE DYING

Doesn't change the fact she's a big hypocrite.

It could have been somewhat cute if done right, but it most likely would have gotten old fast.
Besides, those hisses should be saved for more intimate moments.

I wouldn't mind an extra tic at the end of sentences like some of the other girls got though.

WTF? Why is he always getting sick?
Get to a doctor for that dammit!

But snake orgies are great

TTF pls translate

She's not being a hypocrite if she's criticising the kidnapping, since they do not engage in it themselves.

Crabman is always dying user, he's just trying to bring as many people joy as he can before his sickness finally takes him.

Seems like a rash
Please get well, Crabman

I thought they kidnapped their teasers

No, she's criticising their culture.

HOLY FUCK

he said before that he was bitten by a mosquito in america

>why

Do you know of a single mangaka without health issues?

Uh, well it seems he's having some health problems and because of that the next chapter is going to be slightly shorter than normal.

He says he's taking medicine for some blood clot problems in his legs. Looks like it got a bit worse suddenly. We'll just have to support him and hope he gets better.

AAAAH! AAAAAH! WHAT THE FUCK!

Hope it was a zika one

He had time to take pictures and post it on twitter, plus he did it from his house, so it musn't be so bad. R-right

Crabman what the fuck
I can't fap to this

Fuck you, user

that doesn't look like a rash to me, looks more like bruising instead of irritation. My father had PAD and his legs would do that because of how little bloodflow he'd get sometimes.

...

HE IS BECOME CRAB

ATTENTION Cred Forums, OUR AUTHOR HAS ZIKA

That's fucking terrible.
I wouldn't wish tard babies on anyone.

They lure the hot exchange students into working as teasers with lots of supplemental lessons in low cut sweaters, but they don't kidnap anyone.

>Delivering a chapter, even if it's medium-sized

God bless that crustacean.

Nah, they probably advertise for strapping young men with good stamina, an interest in equestrian grooming and pastoral activities, and low-angle pictures of their comeliest maidens.

>if a mangaka contracts zika, he can only draw microcephalic characters
THE HORROR

>Mama Miia BTFO Cerea mom
Best mother

I told him we're all pulling for him and to take it easy while he recovers. He made a joke about just drinking some RAD away from Fallout 4 so he seems to be in good spirits about it.

Zika does nothing to the person stung though, only their future kids

Crab confirmed Cred Forumsfag

God bless that crab

>Crabman got DVT because he chose to sit and draw for more fans instead of walking around sightseeing
>worsened by all that cholesterol-laden US food
See what you have wrought?

Centaur culture is just all around terrible

>Men try to fuck everything, potentially are violent with domestic abuse
>Women constantly cheat and are unfaithful

>got at least 5 mosquito bites yesterday

A-am I gonna be o-ok?

> All

I forgot to mention, women also partake in domestic abuse.

>So much for honor and chivalry

>Centaur culture is terrible
>Yet it still manages to be better than Lamia culture

Atleast the Centaur men are endowed enough to sexually satisfy them, so the women dont have to constantly walk off the sexual frustration of human men.

Truly a rough circle Centaur women find themselves in.

It probably is from not getting up and moving around enough. I've had my feet swell up from sitting at the desk too long working on things too. I made it a rule to get up and do some stretches and stuff at least once every hour or so. Hopefully Crab will start taking his health a little more seriously. He's a really great guy to talk to and hang out with. Sometimes I think he cares about his fans more than he cares about himself.

>N-no you

I dunno, is it really worse than one that employs kidnap and date-rape as de rigueur?

Can't really blame Cerea for saying, "Screw this" and taking her chances on finding a decent human master to serve, instead.

user, stop. A culture of cuckolding, cheating, domestic abuse and false chivalry is much worse than kidnapping a guy and giving him orgies for the rest of his life.

Oh?

>One culture is filled with violence, cuckoldry, and general unfaithfulness
>The other is filled with sexy ladies devoted to you and your pleasure

>retards kept asking where next chapter was rather than lurking or check the archive
>anons shitpost and say there is no more cause crab is kill
>crab is now actually kill

FUCKING NEWFAGS LOOK WHAT YOU DID

Next time you meet him in person, give his feet a medium-sized massage.

Feisty, was she?

>Sometimes I think he cares about his fans more than he cares about himself.

We don't deserve him

> image.jpg

>ONE is eliminating his rivals

yes
also
>implying you can rape the willing

>kidnapping a guy and giving him orgies for the rest of his life
How's this a bad thing again?

Kidnapping. Like we see with Miia's father who ran off never to be seen again. Lamia culture had to reform because kidnapping is a big no no. In fact the main reason Miia is even with Darling is because she was supposed to be the emissary of this reform.

Either way, kidnapping isn't good, but what the Lamia used to do is still much better than the shit the centaurs pull.

So we're just gonna ignore the part where they'll take you regardless of your feelings, and even drug you if you resist? And probably even drug you to keep it up if you falter halfway through the village.

Praised be.

It's not.
I doubt anyone here would actually complain if it happened to them, snek lover or not.

Don't lamia have to kidnap and tie up men because no one love them.

There's a small but non-zero chance that they grabbed a gay guy. Now he's in hell.

I thought that was spiders? It's pretty scary to be told you need to stick it in what would normally be the jaws of a giant bug.

They even say that they let go anyone that doesn't enjoy it, but that is extremely rare

Yeah, but that's where he'll end up anyway, so it's alright

I love them

>And probably even drug you to keep it up if you falter halfway through the village.
Lamias have an understanding with Brazilian Wandering Waifus trading access to willing males for boner inducing venom.

Doesn't have to be gay. Maybe his dad tried to teach him the hebeken by throwing him in a pit of vipers. Now he associates the particular scent of snake leather with sheer terror.
If anons are to be believed, fear boners are a thing, or he's a really faithful family man who wants to go back to his human waifu untainted.

Here's a (you)

Shit dad

So yeah I'm gonna hold off on the questions to Crab for a while. If any draw friends want to make "Get well soon" pictures or something I'll translate and send em over though. I'm sure he'd like that.

Do they ever say how strict their standards are? I always assumed that they kidnapped single men because it would be less suspicious

Ranma nekoken reference.

I'm guessing the "there's a well-paying job at this isolated village" ads help with the filtering, but if they're just waiting for men who wander a nearby jungle, they'll grab anyone.

Sure, hell, I get 2-5 bites daily. These little fuckers need to be wiped out of existence.

This guy doesn't look like beefcake material to me.

A google translation roughly says
>Do to a sudden illness, the next monster musume chapter will have reduced pages.
>I'm Sorry.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

His reaction off-panel and with the ballgag suggests he(or them, if both those guys are different) falls into the "unwilling" camp.

No worries, Japanese can't even go out in a drizzle without getting pneumonia. You will be fine, and crab will get better eventually

That's a cool detail I never noticed about Papi.

>sudden illness
>sudden

Crab pls, that didn't happen overnight. Stop ignoring your health for our sake

>I came here cuz I heard there was a harem
>A communal husband...a guy with a harem, huh
>This isn't what I expected!

What a fag

I cant get behind her design for some reason. The Cap is fine, and is expected. Oddly Kii's arms and legs don't bother me, but hers do. The frills made of flesh also seem weird.
I know each bit of her design comes directly from a fungus of some kind, but they just don't come together well for me.

Her character is fine and her 'threat' was an interesting and amusing direction.

Not everyone is prepared to ride the snek over and over and over.

Oh fuck, I forgot spiders die when they give birth to their young. Charlotte's web style.

I have nowhere near the stamina to ride the snek that many times. But I'm willing to give it my best effort for that many beautiful women.

>Needing stamina

It's called drugs and they got plenty of them

Not always user.

That's what I'm hoping for and counting on.
No need to drug me into fucking them, I'm more then willing. Just give me what I need to keep on going.
And maybe a power nap in between sessions.

Something about this picture makes me harder than anything

Miia should raid her mom's closet more often.

Only a matter of time until crab draws her in it.

Snake orgy is the fucking best

Depends on the species, same with the female cannibalizing the male

>1brushlol

wait is the new chapter out

Come back in two tendays.

Not until next month, the 19'th in JP, to be exact. See you then.

That's a lot of Sneks; you best get fucking.

Gave me a chuckle, Amazon.

Okay lads, don't laugh at me, please let me explain my situation.

I've always loved monstergirls, back when we were banished to the deepest denizens of /d/, and back when this was a series of colored shorts, with hints of some kind of manga in the works.

I was gone from /d/ for like a year, and only intermittently back months at a time, and suddenly I see anime images, and these threads on Cred Forums, with monstergirls everywhere besides /d/ and /tg/.

...how much have I missed?

Tap. Tap. Tap. Is this thing on?

The manga we're talking about is called Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou or "Daily Life with a Monster Girl"

There's a 12 episode anime and 45 chapters of manga translated. Highly recommend you check it out.

Do you think Suu lies awake at night thinking of that moment and wondering if anyone will ever make her feel that good again?