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Nice four OP

Off to a bad start.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

HOW MANY LIVES HAVE YOU SUCKED AWAY TO GET THAT 4 ?

>the world threw the knives
>not DIO
>he didn't just aim them all in a straight line to Jotaro's heart with his super precision

WHAT

nth for french cum

are they going to use a japanese actor for joseph in the live action movie? baka

Dhu yhu rhhemmebur hwo maeny bennis u lickle in yer life ?

Gappy makes me happy

Ok, so some user wanted it. Here is a cute little driveable Sheer Heart Attack. It has literally no weaknesses!

εὐαγγέλιον

>this truly was a bizzare adventure,stardust crusaders
what the fuck araki???

We don't know yet.

I'm still puzzled how they manage to have a few genuinely good looking shots like this, while most of the rest of the time it looked extremely meh.

YAMERO RIGHT NOW

Now make a car which is just a lizard woman in a squatting position and an item which looks like the aforementioned lizard woman is pooping out an egg haha

Then make the car turn around and smell it haha

>Dio... This Phantom Blood binds our fates together...

Yare yare daze.

JUST

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>tfw your mirrored reaction images are already catching on
>feels good man

youtube.com/watch?v=ExSWBcXedBA

daiya a cute

I wanna throatfuck that cunt

You first.

STOP!

Excellent. You even made it for lightweight characters!

Here's another suggestion: a garbage truck for heavyweights representative of part 5

Oh dear.

>Lol mista vento auero
fucking hack.

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Lemme get in on this "4" action

I made a few of these myself a while ago. Guess it's time to post them here.

Wait a minute. I thought the live action movie was Stardust, what's that tweet say about Diamond?

WOAAH NELLY

Also anybody want me to post the rest of the shitty mirrored reaction images, got afew :^)

shit thread desu

Hack.

FUCK

Perhaps something more cohesive and less meme-y

>Mistas Face When this entire thread.

Nutshack user can you edit a Mista hat onto Terry Gilliam? and maybe add a 4?

Stop. You know not the powers you reckon with.

sounds good man lets post

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stop gettin 4s

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

no

Johnny and his horse

The entire horse

One could say, the hol horse.

No but seriously, Johnny riding hol horse

MODS

A turtle?

Neigh

This thread need to be erased.

>Joseph, before I kill you, let me complement your Battle Tendency
He shouldn't be allowed to write

On it.

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Post Hermes

Please help

No user, you need to be Erased.

>it's an "user doesn't understand why dio threw the knives in the first place" episode

>BtD and Crazy DiU is quality because of this

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So when will have Cred Forums have a shilling advertisement?

Stop wasting all the mana with your meme bullshit wish for world peace you dumbasses

It'll probably be moeshit, so I'd rather not see it.

what did joseph do for a living again and why is he so rich?

he even bought a submarine in part 3

I wish for a universal restart

if 4 I kms

Real estate.

That was Avdol's

Also he was embezzling with help from the SPW

This thread needs to be devoured into the void

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Let's try and keep the situation [Under Control] now, shall we?
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>maxresdefault (4)
user...

>live-action jojo
Is jojo finally becoming kino or is it just going to be a flick?

>Filename
Nice try, vampire scum of the night.

He actually had a job unlike his grandpa

Thats a pretty cool idea. Tricky to pull off, though

You think the stone disease is based on fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva? You turn into a giant bone which is sort of like a rock.

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Archeology is a real job.

I see it like this, Johnny on Hol Horse's back, with hol Horse holding his legs, Johnny would be sitting like he's on a lawn chair and he would be holding onto Hol horse's legs.

Horse's hat could be the steering wheel and Johnny's lap would be the seat.

what's the 4 meme

youtube.com/watch?v=s86-Z-CbaHA
There should be a Spin Stand that can duplicate things with this Paradox. call it [Dizzee Rascal].

if this post is a 4 then the 2nd OST is never coming out

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>Killed
>Killed
>Killed
>Indirectly Killed
Dios just the gift that keeps on giving

Mista, a character from Part 5, hates the number four. But you would know that if you read it, wouldn't you?

Jonathan graduated as an archeologist, but because he got caught up with Dio before he had the chance to really get to studying he never really could be the archeologist he wanted to be. Technically he had the degree but really he spent his life doing 3 things

Dealing with Dio
Learning Hamon
Marrying and boning Erina

But that depends on how long the time between his final fight with Dio and his honeymoon to America with Erina was

Mista from part 5 sees it as bad luck, it's only mentioned once or twice but a few anons made it into a meme by saying "check my four" whenever someone posted or mentioned mista and now it's become sort of a "thing"

I'm sorry, I'm still in part 4.

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SKIP TO 12:54 youtube.com/watch?v=csInNn6pfT4

GER CAN'T SAVE US NOW, PANIC!

That is literally the dumbest idea I have ever heard.

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YOURE A BIG GUY

Anyone have a blank stand chart? Like the thing they show after commercial breaks.

Is stardust man wearing a fedora?

>Horse's hat could be the steering wheel and Johnny's lap would be the seat.

excellent

In Japan they have a superstition that four is a bad number like 13 in America
because 四(four) & 死(Death) sound the same

actually some old hospitals in Japan do not have a 4th floor

O-oh

When's the second OP single coming out?
Also how the fuck are they going to fit all of what's left in DiU in 15 episodes?

Miike already acknowledged the fact there's non-Japanese characters and implied Joseph and the like would probably /not/ be played by a Japanese actor.

Stardust movie was nothing more than a rumor. DIU movie was 100% confirmed.

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13 episodes.

SON OF A BITCH

>Cyclops man is here now

Most likely there will be no guitar orgasm right?

Dude there's barely anything left. Most of the shit that made DiU so damn long is already over

There's like 3 more Stands to deal with, Bites the Dust and the final battle

Have you SEEN a Miike movie? The dude's fucking wacky, why wouldn't he keep something like that?

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>The dude's fucking wacky

That's what I like to hear

Look at this dude and the movies he's made (Ichi The Killer, Audition, Gozu, the Ace Attorney movie) and tell me he isn't the perfect guy to do the JoJo movie

who is this mike guy everyone's talking about

>Highway Star
>Enigma
>Alien
>Superfly
And the stuff with Hayato and Stray Cat takes time, they can't just solve everytihng in one ep.

>he made the ace attorney movie
oh boy this will be fun

mike hawk?

Here you go.

I'm assuming that the movie will end on Keichos death and get a taste of the chili dong. It probably won't cover The Akita fight

Can someone post "The Wood, This time is only time"?

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cool.

Why did the give the second most underutilized character the best theme

He-BIN's DOAH

>1 000 000 $
Or
>Sleeping in the same bed than Gappy, naked
?

youtube.com/watch?v=3_HaqOKdsR0

>wat de fuk?

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Thanks!

Gappy. Anytime.

i knew the movie would be shit

eyes of heaven literally did this as its ending

I've got a better one

>a deep tongue kiss from J. Geil but you get 1 billion $ afterwards

Or

>let Josuke fuck you in the ass

Well Yukako's in it too, it'll probably end with Koichi getting kidnapped by her. According to the website Yukako is in charge of "taking care of Koichi" since he's a transfer student.

Well, you failed!

Alien's practically confirmed for one episode, so if those all get two-parters for example: 1+2+2+2 is 7, leaving 6 episodes for Kawajiri focus and the ending

There's plenty of room

I dont want to get crushed from all the pressure gappy puts on his bed, and if i wanna see a sailor naked, i can look at pic related. So money is fine.

THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM

Hmm, I guess you're right.

arcadefag is the killer.

>Getting converted to islam by Diego
Or
>Taking a shower with Joshuu

Well done gentlemen! This probably will scare off that mad man with a gun!

I meant Josuke (Part 8) but I guess it can be either one since part 4's anime is airing right now and that means we have two Josuke's sharing the spotlight

Yeah he makes some crazy movies. youtube.com/watch?v=orKKM9e5QQ4

FUCKING BRITISH SCUM REEEEEEEE

Looks like dong dong never die.

i like it.

Araki, what the fuck are those feet

Unmirror that shit

Not the best parody
youtube.com/watch?v=YkZqKS7i3Eo

>Yakuza Apocalypse
mah nigga youtube.com/watch?v=KmbU8RlAmF8

I will kill you in a way that is unspecified, painful and may involve a spoon at some point.

KEK HE DELETED IT

Takashi Miike makes exactly the kinds of movies that Araki loves (shlocky gory horror) and they have similar tastes in directors they like.
This movie is in the right hands

its made on mine imator.

Miike's besties with Del Toro too; if this does well in Japan I could see Del Toro making an American adaptation, he'd do a killer Phantom Blood movie.

So dude's like the Tarantino of Japan, right?

Please stop I'm going to cry

>22
>2+2=4

No

It's too late Giorno, your friend is already baddly injured. Help him off the board.

btw you posted on the 44 minute.

My guess is that they created this parnership so Warner Brother could provide non-asia actors, given most of the cast is not asian in the early arcs.

4

2+2=T

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Part 4 movie to be filmed in Spain, not Japan

Nice try cathing those 4's, donut-hair faggot.

The budget must be pretty decent then. Huh.

We all knew that, btw nice 4

If the live action movie is going to be bad, will Araki do the same as he did with the other Phantom Blood movie?

Not really because Miike is actually a good director and he's great at horror too (he knows how to use atmosphere and not just throw ketchup at the screen). If you want to compare him to a Western director I'd say Robert Rodrigues and David Cronenberg are the better comparisons.

>Phantom Blood movie directed by Del Toro
Please don't get my hopes up famalan my heart can't take it

This Friday, are you ready for aliens?

Yes its the way of araki.

He didn't do anything to the PB movie, and the DiU movie could actually be pretty good. Unless Miike dies halfway through production.

I feel like it would be nigh impossible for anything to be lost like the Phantom Blood movie was. That had a troubled production from beginning to end. Even if these movies suck they'll at least make it to the internet

I'M READY FOR SHINOBU.

He's not a real alien, he's just a delusional freak who lost his mind when he got a stand.

Any good Steel ball run wallpaper guys ?

>He doesnt know

Why can't he see stands then?

No

>Not posting the best villian

I do know

He was making it up as he went along, lying so that his secret wouldn't be found out.

I don't think it will surprise people if Araki will add dragons and other alien shit in Jojo

I don't think he can considering Warner Bros is a much bigger studio than Studio A.P.P.P and he can't just go SHUT IT DOWN if the movie sucks. And apparently the Phantom Blood movie was literally unfinished at the time of it's release in theaters
But Araki has stated his support on the website apparently and Miike is the kind of director he loves so he's probably on board with it.
And plus, I doubt Takashi Miike could fuck up the Part 4 movie badly enough for Araki to want to have it removed from theaters

>Araki draws a character with their tounge out making sexual advances.

Post em

>This shit is the best one

Why would he think stands are a secret if Josuke just showed his to him?

If he did have a stand, he'd just react like Shigechi and be surprised that someone else has that too.

I miss Avdol...

u wot

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>4 feet
>two Stone Masks
>no head
WeW

Is Mista even alive with all the fours in this thread?

If mike is in charge of anything it should be one of the gross parts like 6 with all of it's excessive gore and mutilation.

>other people have stands huh?
>so I'm not special?
>well then it's not a stand!
>I'm an alien!
>yeah, that's it, an alien

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It's sad that the Phantom Blood movie is lost for good, I would love to hear Hikaru Midorikawa voicing Dio

Fuck you

>tfw no Trish porn WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I fucking want to bully and to rape Dio I hate so much omg

Valentine did nothing wrong.

You're supposed to be dead, Kakyoin

>Pucci is not black
>Mikitaka is not an alien

What now? Diavolo and Doppio are two different people? Dio is not a vampire? Gappy doesn't have four balls, it's just testicular cancer?

Seriously it's called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, why can't people believe Aliens exist in that universe, where fucking rods exist.

People saying that Pucci is not black is even funnier, it sounds like something so petty to nitpick

Ayy lmao

Diavolo and Doppio are two different people

Pucci isn't black

Get fucked

>Henry Cavill as Jonathan
Who should be everyone else tho

Henry is too old.

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Lee Pace as Dio? Or maybe as Speedwagon.

Henry is too old and his face is too "chilesed", Jonathan is kind of a baby face and he is a young man.
Dan Stevens could do great as Dio.
Maybe have Sacha Baron Cohen as Zeppeli.

Sure, and Dio is hispanic.

Wasn't DIO only 19 when he became a vampire?

It's stated in the manga plainly that he is Sicilian, which is basically Egyptians + Italian, so you are half right.

Oh yeah, I forgot the characters in Phantom Blood are so young. To be fair, you can have people play pretty radically different ages to an extent.
Agreed here.

>I don't have a rebuttle to your argument, so here's an unnoficial colored scan of Pucci which is as good as me going to a murder scene, shooting someone, sticking a cigarette in their mouth, and saying it was the cigarette that killed him

Smoking does kill user.

>Emperor Act 2 can shoot cigarettes

And weather is a cuck

if the victim had pucci's dark skin then it would be valid evidence
>going to a murder scene before shooting someone

what happened to doc?

He shouldn't even be here to begin with. The site name is literally 4 chan

There is a figure in which a selling point is Araki's specific colors, they are very much in line with the colors used in the colored manga.

But whatever, "I don't want non whites in my manga" right? Pucci is clearly white. Even though his skin color is much darker than Wes's.

Kevin caught aids from all the nigger cock he sucks and he died

youtube.com/watch?v=geIH4iM-qqo

Ichi The Killer reminded me a lot of Jojo
Should be good

What woud gyro do with ball breaker if he had keept it?

I'm black, nice strawman though retard.

>HA, I called you petty and a racist, you can't argue anymore because I'm trying to make you look bad instead of refuting you HA, I win!

>>>/tumblr/

Nah, I'm calling you either a retard or blind for not being able to differ white from black.

Are you sure you're black? Are you sure you can tell? Or are you one of those guys that like to call black people "not black enough"?

Post alien songs
youtube.com/watch?v=xFa0Ycx2JV4

Do you know what a tan is?

Tell his dad that shit exists, get congratulated, fuck some bitch, continue the family name, Be known as the only Brojo zeppeli to finally win.

So a man with a snow white brother and snow white mother is just full on don cheedle black instead of just being one of many dark skinned italians?

Damn, I must really be retarded and blind to not have noticed that, I'm sorry I ever doubted your wisdom ma'am. I bow to your superiority.

Do you think Araki will play Rohan in the movie?

>c
>u
>c
>k

I've had a bad feeling over the last two days, I think Araki is going to die soon.

Araki would probably sue Warner if they asked him.

He's not a rockstar from the 70s. He'll be fine.

>Diego is muslim

Stop saying that you fucking weirdo

You've been getting that feeling too?
I had a dream last night where JoJo had to be canceled because Araki vanished.

I saw it in a dream too! What the fuck.

[Heaven] is just outside my grasp! All I need now is the (you)s of 36 anons in order to complete DIO's legacy!

Don't reply, it's a trap, he wants your soul!

4U

(You) got mine.

Here (You) go, Father.

Gay Priest!

>so here's an unnoficial colored scan of Pucci
post Araki-colored images of Pucci

>4
>4U
what did he mean by this

NoHeaven4U

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>147848753

have this 4

You mean this one?

LOOK AT THAT BLACK SKIN AND WHITE HAIR

no, this one

Hey, save the (You)s for the father And take this one

Not in my watch, Poochie!

>People saying that Pucci is not black is even funnier, it sounds like something so petty to nitpick

Pucci is tanned, I mean, if he was black, why would the KKK assist him? They tried to kill Weather just because he was the son of a black man

i haven't been participating in this convo but honestly if i saw that magazine cover with no context, i would say he looks like a light skinned black guy more than a tan white guy

>No 4s

You faggots used them all up earlier

Pucci had money and was a priest.

is a bad anime

So, it's the majority opinion of Cred Forums that the Jojo Wiki is fucking retarded, right? You're not all delusional enough to indulge in their bullshit, right?
They refuse to use the word "Hamon" even though it is blatantly stated even in the Part 1 dub as being called Hamon. No, it has to be "Ripple" because fuck canon.

take my coochie, Pucci

Well, yeah. They're fucking stupid.

Context behind the image is that it's on the "SBRverse counterparts" page.

worst girl

If 4 Gay Priest dies.

what the fuck

With this 7 the heaven will be mine

My point is that there are no canon colors in Jojo

Note the fucking cotton candy hair and the orange/green color scheme on Jojo.

And also the fact that Araki draws whatever the fuck he wants on the rare occasions he decides to use color.

>wiki editors
>not autists

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>gets a four instead
Yare yare daze

don't call her jojo

For fuck's sake, when will someone upload DiU's Volume 3 Blu-Ray?

Here (you) go

Okay Jojo

Or is that Kira

>My point is that there are no canon colors in Jojo
But Jolyne's never been drawn black, even on the colours.

Skin colour is the only colour that's canon, and on the covers Pucci is always tanned. I don't trust the Shueisha colourings.

>My point is that there are no canon colors in Jojo
yes there are, they just aren't reflected in the actual coloring. it's 100% canon that both DIO and GioGio have golden blonde hair. whether or not the art reflects that is neither here nor there, the manga explicitly states that they're blonde

Comparisonsanon said that since Volumes 1 and 2 were uploaded within a short time of each other, the same thing might happen with 3 and 4. So wait until 4 comes out.

>Skin colour is the only colour that's canon, and on the covers Pucci is always tanned
see

I do what I want

What color are Jolyne's hair streaks then mr smartypants?

All for (you)

But his skin is black even on b&w. He's just white on that one cover

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Do the weird font colors in the color scans bother anyone else? I find them really obnoxious for some reason.

Guys, I'm Araki. Pucci is black and straight.

you seem to have mistaken
>yes there are [canon colors]
with
>everything has a canon color

>his skin is black even on b&w
user i also think Pucci is black but >implying

Jesus was chinese

Therefore, Pucci, his descendant, is a chinese.

It gives me a headache, and the brighter ones just make me want to puke.

Part 5's are pretty shit, everything else is alright IMO

Part 6's were shit as well, but they were redone a few months ago.

He's not white in the way Jolyne is, at least.

He's shaded completely differently than Pocoloco in B&W. He just looks darker skinned to everyone else.

The majority of Cred Forums's opinion every JoJo fan is retarded, including the ones in this thread.

>you aren't allowed a sense of pride if others look down upon you

Has Araki taught you nothing?

desu i even think that i'm retarded senpai

>there's just one black skin tone

If Pucci is black then explain this.

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If Araki was going to make him black he'd make it obvious. Why would he make him a light skinned black guy? He's just tanned. I don't get why people dispute this so much.

I don't watch this crap.
Saying why I'm in this thread would get me banned.

There's no cousin fucking or sodomy, I don't see anyone making him squeal like a pig.

That ain't the real klan, get outta here with your propaganda boy

If he was black he'd have thick ass lips like every other black character.

I'm just here to shitpost, I've admitted that several times and I have yet to be banned.

Pucci's not black, he's just a disgusting italian of the tanned variety
his sister and brother are both white, Pucci's just tan/has naturally dark skin

Yeah it's part 5's specifically, re-reading the new scans and its really bad. Makes some dialogue almost unreadable. I get that they wanted pistols to have a different color for their voices but it's nauseating as hell and just looks bad.

>sister and brother

Wait, weather was fucking his own sister? What? I haven't read part 6 yet.

I'm not doing that.

>I'm just here to shitpost
Isn't that everyone?

You're a Janitor/mod abusing his Janitor/mod powers to track people's posts?

>I haven't read part 6 yet
Then fuck off before you get spoiled more.

>I haven't read part 6 yet
it's not really smart to admit to not reading something, ignore your (You)s because anons will be spoiling shit

Yes. Pucci hires someone to scare Weather away from Pearla since only he knew they were related. Turns out that the man Pucci hired was part of the KKK, and found out that Weather's adopted father is black.

I know exactly how it ends, I don't give a fuck.

I knew caeser was going to die in part 2 and it didn't make his death any less dramatic for me both when I read it and when I watched the anime.

i'm ready

most of the text effects on the color scans in general look like shit imo. makes things difficult to read, especially the stand pages.

It's funny because I never saw Cred Forums telling that, they just say the /jojo/ thread is cancer sometimes. (Though some JoJofans are really retarded, yes.)

But man, these kind of retarded fanboys/girls are in every fandom. (I even saw some people doing shitty memes in the Mob thread.)

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Why didn't Pucci do it using a "stand"?

Is that why I got banned for posting a trap getting fucked by a horse, you double retard?

>Why would he make him a light skinned black guy?
because he's italian

The really retarded ones are usually the filthy secondaries

>Mob ruined like OPM

Dammit

He didn't have use the arrow until Pearla died. He wasn't even friends with DIO at that point.

>Diver Down's power is to transfer kinetic energy into an object, to be released as an attack later.
>It loses that power, and instead has the ability to be semi-intangible

So what exactly is Diver Down's power? Because can't all stands phase in and out of shit?

I guess he specializes in it, or something.

So Pucci has always been evil, it wasn't DIO's influence on him that turned him into a murderer.

>weather was fucking his own sister
weather was actually raised well and was a respectful guy, they could have just been dating and not fucking

It is true that Takashi Miike will shoot a jojo live action? I read it on the internet

hollywoodreporter.com/news/takashi-miike-direct-warner-bros-933318

They were pretty close when that klansman found them together, maybe she was holding her uterus against his testicles in a secret italian ritual to make his seed take and fertilize the eggs after they got done being intimate.

read the thread

>So Pucci has always been evil, it wasn't DIO's influence on him that turned him into a murderer.
No. Pucci was fucking stupid and evil without realizing it. Weather even says so himself.

>People who comment jojo shit in Youtube in a music video/no jojo related
>People who prefer to ship yaoi stuff and ignore the girls
>People who think they are god tier because they are into JoJo
>Some people in /jojo/ (naranciafag, the gappy/gyro meme)

I hope everything will be ok in 2017.

>ALL DARK SKINNED ITALIANS ARE BLACK LOL NIGGER NIGGER HAHA AM I FUNNY YET???

It is time
youtube.com/watch?v=171skzi5BKc

No one is saying that, learn to read.

Ah yes, I forgot, people start to talk about this in tumblr non-stop

>follow these retarded complex instructions instead of just modifying an arrow and turning into a requiem stand

HAHA LOL PUCCI MUST BE BLACK BECAUSE HIS SKIN IS DARKER THAN JOLYNE'S WHITE NEW YORKER SKIN HAHA GOOGLES AM I RIGHT BROTHER? JOLYNE SHOULD'VE USED STONE FREE TO MAKE A ROPE AND LYNCH HIM! BECAUSE HE WAS A BLACK! HAHA!

>Because can't all stands phase in and out of shit?
That's always been weird. Only Jotaro is shown doing it, and being able to reach into people's bodies to touch their hearts is a bit overpowered.

If Araki doesn't speak English how the hell did Killer queen and Made in heaven match up to the lyrics so well?

t. nigger

>retard butthurt that no one thinks Pucci is black
>thinks it's racism instead of just people who have read the manga knowing what the fuck they're talking about

Fuck off

Koichi must have phased Echoes through a wall while held hostage by Yukako so he could look around for a payphone.

too long

>People who prefer to ship yaoi stuff and ignore the girls
Not even fujo, but there's so few girls and some yaoi parings are blatantly obvious

>blatantly obvious
I don't want to have another discussion about this, so I'm just going to say you're probably wrong and be done with it.

>extremely obvious ironic shitpost about how pucci is black
>user reads that to mean that i actually think pucci is black
uh, what? this isn't even "hurr durr i was just acting retarded" because that was abundantly clear to everyone else in the thread

>people who have read the manga knowing what the fuck they're talking about
And what the fuck the manga prove? The color of his skin was never a point

Don't forget the time when Rev received hates just because of a troll video about jjba

Anyway, Cred Forums like the entire Internet, has nothing against JoJo. But when fans acts like shit and throw Jojo shit on everybody's face... It's different.

>and ignore the girls
Because Mista x Trish makes so much sense and is not forced at all

there is a key plot element of the manga where the KKK is investigating his white brother, but then upon discovering that his mother married a black guy, decided to lynch him

if they were black, they would've just lynched pucci from the getgo instead of doing detective work for him

>Pucci x The World

I was talking about retards drooling over the esper sisters and thinking ONE gives enough of a fuck about shonen to make a manga solely devoted to criticizing it and it's many failings when it comes to writing.

You expect me to backtrack and defend myself for misinterpreting your post, thus further embarrassing myself, so instead I shall concede and say that you are, indeed, correct just to spite you.

Take that, faggot, I win.

t. animeonly

>instead I shall concede and say that you are, indeed, correct
thanks man, i appreciate the maturity. it's a real breath of fresh air in /JJBAG/

is there a SINGLE character that could defeat Put-Back Man?

Just because you desperately want to jerk off to the idea of pretty boys kissing each other doesn't mean it's "obvious", pervert.

I know. I too have read it. Money talks, they wouldn't lynch who paid them

Yes, Yes! Only 21 left to go before I attain [Heaven}!

Yes but I prefer that to a Kakyoin x Jotaro malepreg

>maturity
>just to spite you
>take that faggot, I win

And now it is my turn to type out arrows in order to alter the colors of my text whilst quoting you in a mocking tone.

Hah haha hah.

>they wouldn't lynch who paid them
that's nice that you think so highly of the Ku Klux Klan

I prefer parings that actually makes sense in canon, and that's neither of these two

I don't think highly of them but they know when not to just indiscriminately murder someone, otherwise they would all be behind bars and no one would ever know they existed.

Maybe its the cold medicine speaking but I just had an interesting idea:

A pre-Steel Ball Run story starring Mountain Tim and the SBR versions of Hol Horse and D'Arby the Elder.

Keep going!
youtube.com/watch?v=yI8lrvKLzg0

I agree with you though

Perhaps a "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" style story or any those spaghetti westerns.

Maybe as a one-shot.

Or a collection short stories.

Have you read Poker Under Arms, an old one-shot from Araki? That might be your thing

And gay ones do?

I think a nice contained one-shot would work.

You just reminded me that the original Phantom Blood is lost forever.

Never have, I'll look it up.

Thanks

Some of them, yes. Characters that loves each other in canon, even if it's non sexually

It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

Post your favourite JoJo videos.
>youtu.be/IkIa4d_1-vE

>even if it's non sexually
It's not really gay, then. Pucci loves DIO, but it's in more of a worshipping way.

Every part of this fandom has a good and bad part

Youtube ;
> + Creatives videos, memes, ost
> - Comments

Tumblr, DA ;
> + Art, blogs about JoJo
> - Turning chara into SJW shit

R****t, FB and Cred Forums ;
>+ Discussion between fans, I also notice we are not annoyed by haters
> + Sharing stuffs
> - We can find retarded fans
> - talking jojo in a non-jojo thread can be annoying

???

youtube.com/watch?v=WloqOpg9xj0

!!!!!!!!!!

nice 4 m8

>JoJo wiki said Dio loves Jonathan too

youtube.com/watch?v=bv4MDGE6LSg

youtube.com/watch?v=9DV_5kKWYmQ

Blue penis

It's not even the ones on Cred Forums who do that shit, it's Cred Forums. Most other fans can contain themselves to one or two posts without spilling spaghetti everywhere.

>hey guys let's do that autistic super-hero roleplay general again but with stands this time!
>here's daffy the duck in a weird outfit he's totally a jojo!

I said parings that makes sense, not canon parings. Pucci and Dio loved each other, so it's not strange to ship those two

Please stop bringing up that shitfest. Let's just leave Cred Forums in Cred Forums.

youtube.com/watch?v=HuDn0ytv9A4

Not only an old one-shot, his very first one

youtu.be/fISufeSBZpI

His first one that he's let the public know about.

You just know at the bottom of his basement he has a bunch of old crappily drawn comics collecting dust in a box.

>> - Turning chara into SJW shit
reminder that some people unironically think the things on his hat are trans symbols and not anchors

There is two kind of fans. The good and the bad. In the JoJo fandom, the bad fans are the most noticed ones because of their shits.

First one on Shonen Jump is what I meant

Is there anything purer than fucking narancia until he cries?

>anchors

Oooooohhhhhhh that's what those are.

I thought it was just the man symbol turned upside down.

Please stop saying "fandom"

Taking a vow of chastity and living your life as the lord wants you to.

youtube.com/watch?v=-SHqWfbvAvs

Okay !

Post more Mario Kart mod stuff

Fucking Narancia until he cries as you cuck his chastity cage wearing former boyfriend who's crying in the corner.
[spoilers]that's you, Naranciafag. He can't resist the BWC.[/spoiler]

lewd

Are you fucking retarded fucker?
Nothing you just posted made any sense.

It was ironic ? Because these shits looks like more anchors. (And it makes sense)

Fucking Narancia until he cries as you cuck his chastity cage wearing former boyfriend who's crying in the corner.
that's you, Naranciafag. He can't resist the BWC.

Cuck-Moon

DIO was smart in choosing you (You)

I can't see the post anymore, what happened ?

It was just this fuckers dumb post.

Did you know the bible doesn't actually forbid premarital sex? Only infidelity, i.e. cheating. Making vows of chastity useless.

So fuck away you horny dog.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Try not to get too upset when you hear him moaning long and slow, begging for me to go deeper while failing to hold back his shameful tears. Someone has to eat the cream from his ass when I'm done, and it'll be hard for you to do that if you're too busy wailing.

Ok thanks, user

Also what did you mean by BWC, that's not even a insult to me because I'm white.
Fucker.

christ why the fuck does pucci look so off-model in half the panels

big white cock

He's calling you a jap

i haven't even gotten to that part, but i believe in you gay priest

It was... a weird time, for Araki's art style. Remember Jotaro's lips?

Emphasis on the B in the WC. Narancia is a slut, he can only be pleased by the thickest, longest cocks. You're way under his minimum dick size, cuckie.
It's okay though, he thinks it's cute, even if he'd never fuck it. He told me this.

yeah, it actually does
it doesn't outright say it, but it's pretty clear

But that doesn't make sense I'm white.
Wow you're really fucking dumb fucker.

Must be some retard who is just trolling don't worry.

So why did this make dio explode?

He already had a recently healed leg there.

Dude, he punched him right in the heart.

Don't worry, I'll let you clean up the cum he shoots all over himself too, but only if you make dinner for us while we're making sweaty love. You know all about his favorite foods, right? You should be happy just to cook for him.

If you ever talk about Narancia like that to me again I'll end you fucker.

Star Platinum in the OVA is seriously radical looking. I love how long his hair is.

stands are pretty much like ball jointed dolls, if you punch them in the joints you fucking destroy them. araki told me

So has this JoJo doujin been translated yet? Its so niche that I find it somewhat interesting... yeah that sounds like a good excuse...

>Fantastic as fuck Midler design
>She's a dickgirl

>straight

What? He's my boyfriend. I can talk about him how I want. I just want him to be happy is all, and I know your little pecker can't even reach his prostate. It may seem cruel, but trust me, everyone's happier this way. Maybe he'll give you a quick peck on the cheek if you really do a good job cleaning up after us.

I summon Gay Priest in attack mode

I'll fucking kill you fucker never talk about him again.

...

He's pretty great, yeah.

>Anime as good as its Manga counterpart
Phantom Blood, Stardust Crusaders Part 1
>Anime that surpasses its Manga counterpart
Battle Tendency, Diamond is Unbreakable
>Anime that's inferior to its Manga counterpart
Stardust Crusaders Part 2

Discuss

You claim to love Narancia, but you clearly don't want him to be with the man he loves (me). What do you want, then? I know you hate the cuckolding but it's better than not being able to care for him at all, right?

>futa

You can't stop me now

Aye, its pretty sraight as far as I know. Lil Jotaro Jimmie JoJo doesn't get penetrated or anything like that... I think.

>Henry Cavill as Jonathan
Off thyself

What even made a person married back then?

I know we didn't have priests, does god just send people to hell for being ignorant of the bible?

Who goes to heaven, for that matter? Methodists? Baptists? Mormons? Jews?

He only loves me you fucker.

Thanks for the pic user, I will put this to good use

He used to only love you, but then he discovered me. He didn't want to dump you outright because you've been kind to him, but the truth is he couldn't resist the allure of the BWC. He's like a dog in heat when he's around a nice cock. You probably wouldn't know that, since you were never good enough to evoke that response from him. He's not mean, he won't tease you too much, but you and I both know Narancia is a one-man kind of guy. Cucking you is the only way he can avoid breaking your heart while I break his ass.

Josuke makes me happy.

Why do you keep using BWC .
I'm white so that doesn't even make it like an insult.

Just accept it, it's easier this way

Sounds good to me

those are all good questions
unfortunately i don't really have much of an answer to any of them
my knowledge of the bible is sadly rather limited

list of dio forms in jjba:
teen dio brando, child dio brando, adult dio brando, vampire dio brando, disembodied head vampire dio brando, jojo body vampire dio brando, jojo body vampire dio brando: the world (also known as DIO), jojo powered jojo body vampire dio brando: the world
diego "dio" brando (technically dio prime), child diego "dio" brando, dinosaur diego "dio" brando (dino dio prime), diego "dio" brando: the world

we don't know if diego "dio" brando is the true prime dio, which some people think.
also, if dio brando (jojo powered jojo body vampire dio brando: the world) is dio prime it means pucci literally created jesus and is technically god

>series with a lot of fine boipucci
>makes a female minor character a futa

What's the point

You're missing the point. Narancia loves SIZE. He loves long, thick cocks that can pound him so deep and so hard that he nearly blacks out from the orgasms. You don't offer that to him, and thus I am your new bull. You know what, I'll let you sleep at the foot of our bed if you stop complaining about his preferences. Deal?

Also, has someone translated this abomination yet?

I'll end you fucker.
Never talk about him again, he only loves me and will only ever love me.

...

And people only complain about the fujoshit. This is disgusting

Caring about porn dialogue

We all know the best doujin are the fluffy ones with cute dialogue besides the porn

If muttering that under your breath while you cook us dinner makes you feel better, you're more than welcome to. Here, I'll give you another privilege: I'll tell him he has to give you a kiss every now and then, but it'll only be after he's just given me my daily rimjob, alright? That way you feel loved but you taste his true love when he comforts you.

...

He will never love you fucker what have you ever done for him?

...

I've done a lot for him. I offered him the sexual satisfaction he craved, and I provided him with much greater financial security than you ever could. I also love him, and I'm going to propose to him and make him my permanent housewife. If you want to be our permanent cuckold maid, you're more than welcome. We'll dress you up all pretty and maybe we'll even give you a pet name. What do you like to be called? Cuckie? Cuckboy? Fugo? Yeah, we'll call you Fugo.

You're forgetting about DIO from the universe in which he lived with a terrible cold all his life and eventually got breast implants to compensate and enhance his 「CHARISMA」.

>the lives of 36 sinners and uttering 14 phrases and destroying my stand momentarily while at the appropriate location of North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes and achieving heaven.

I prefer brutal, soul crushing psychological manipulation.

None of this cutesy love-making or beta "mind-break" fantasies. Just good old fashioned torture until the victim finally suffers a true mental breakdown and then ends up getting ground into the beef supply as they sit there drooling, too comatose to even summon the willpower to save themselves as they are added to the town's beef supply.

If any whore did try that "loyal sex slave" act she'd get her anus sewn shut until the backed up feces killed her. That's the only fitting punishment for someone who tries to bullshit their way out of a situation instead of taking their punishment like an adult.

Don't you ever compare me to that bastard Fugo.
Clearly you are just another foe in my way like F.Ffag or Carnefag.
I was able to overcome them and I will now overcome you.

This is acceptable, as long as user is somewhat attractive.

Who the hell are you?

You've already lost, Fugo. That's your new name. Everyone, henceforth I am Naranciafag and old Naranciafag is Fugo. Please address him thusly so as to reinforce his complete and utter defeat by my sexual supremacy.

joseph is so many both of his parents have dicks
jonathan, jotaro and dio's mothers also have dicks
josuke, johnny, and giorno had regular moms so they're fuccboys
also joylene has a dick too

Relax Fugo. Everything will be okay

(You)'re welcome

A Naranciafag who's more willing to negotiate.

*manly

Fuck all of you fuckers I'm Naranciafag no one else is.
Narancia is my wife dammit he will never love any of you.

can someone PLEASE edit this gif to be DIO seeing gif related

Just wondering but has any POTENT MEMERS made a "I can be your angle or your devil" meme but with Doppio/Diavolo? It'd make sense.

Forget the fucking actors, let's talk about what is really important for a second.

Is it going to have "anime CG" like Kaiji and AssClass?

It should be Pucci instead

No, Fugo. I am Naranciafag. You've lost his love to me, and the sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll accept what it means to be my cuck. Fret not, I'm not cruel, Narancia just has no interest in you and this is better than kicking you to the curb.

Probably shitposting, but I actually agree with you if it's a doujin from a series I don't care about. These 'loyal sex slave' stories are pathetic

I said this in the other thread but the production timetable is extremely short for a film (about a year at best, 8/9 months at worst) which means that it has very little time to do credible CGI work. More than likely, the CGI will look worse than that of the Attack on Titan live-action movie.

that doesn't really make sense, and there isn't a gif of pucci looking up

I am naranciafag.
I've been posting almost everyday for months now.
He will only love me.

I wasn't shitposting, I'm glad someone else hates the drooling mindbroken slut meme as much as I do.

>DIO invited Pucci into his world

Fucking Japan. Why don't they just fucking take their time.

Martin Scorcese has a movie coming out that has been in the works for 20 years, I bet it wins 50 Oscars and makes a trillion dollars too.

No, Fugo. You know you have lost, and are experiencing the five stages of grief, and you are currently in the denial phase. Don't worry, like I said you'll still cook for him and he'll treat you like a loyal pet, but he's my wife now.

Alright fine if you love him so much then post your narancia album.

It's not taking time on it. It's they have shit tech. Japanese CGI is like 30 years in the past compared to the shit Hollywood turns out. It's why they stick to anime and why America (and Europe to an extent) sticks to films and CGI.

Besides, the fact that the characters are brown and less beautiful than drawn will break immersion faster than shitty stand fights.

Here's one just to appease you, Fugo. Remember though, you're the cuck in this relationship. You can't make demands of me. I'll post him when I feel like sharing.

>brown

What?

You don't have one do you?

>It's having shit tech
It may amaze you, but this picture of Araki was actually painted with nothing but a brush, paint and time.

Honestly, both of you are shitty Naranciafriends because even though I'm not the OG Naranciafriend, I'm THE Naranciafriend, having amassed a massive collection of art dedicated to him that isn't just shitty MS paint croppings of existing fanart.

The original Mona Lisa was painted on wood.

You're just another fucker

It's pretty good, but it's no How to Train Your Dragon 2.

>Having a photoalbum of the person you want to marry.
Who are you, a creepier David Cage?
No wonder Narancia left you for user!
Hell, he'd probably take me over you for the cucked cook position, I wouldn't get so butthurt about it.

Fugo, stop with the denial. It's unbecoming of you.
As long as you don't have a small dick like Fugo, you're cool in my book. If you've got the BWC and you love Narancia we can get along fine.

There's nothing creepy about keeping pictures of the person you love.

Every photo is like a memory, without memories where would we be as a species?

>David Cage

How is David Cage creepy?

Fuck you.
Again post your narancia album and I'll accept my defeat but only if you post it.

>Japanese cinema
youtube.com/watch?v=aadu5ctkieM

That's not a picture of Araki, that's Kira's waifu

Respect the history of our board. The founder of Waifuism, Yoshikage "Kosaku Kawajiri" Kira got a boner from a flat image and started the revolution to perpetuate the superiority of 2D women within these walls

Fugo, this man is correct. I may be inclined to redact my offer to cuck you and just kick you out.
Cuckanon, are you qualified for the position?

i fergot

>Gappy doesn't have four balls, it's just testicular cancer?

why did this get me so hard

>doctor zayus doctor zayus

This is about taking and album of photos before the relationship even started, which is creepy. Also there are studies underway testing the theory that taking pictures of an event will actually minimize the importance of that memory when the human brain recolects it.

So you don't have one then?
So you don't love him?
Trying to change the subject?
And I here I thought you were going to tough to beat.

new thread

Is this bait or do you really don't know?

fuck mista

fuck (You) retard

Tfw his hair is blond

Are you talking about the tumblr/instagram craze? Which is an entirely different kind of picture taking, for entirely different reasons?

>I want to preserve this moment forever!

vs

>Like selfie #5034623215135125125 and don't forget to subscribe!!!!!!

I really don't know, I just now heard about him from you.

Not all JoJo fans are twobestfagsplay fans

Smug

It's a little difficult to tell with the filter in this scene, but his hair might be white.

It's easier to tell in the manga, which has close up pictures of him which weren't drawn by underpaid koreans.

naranciafag is that you ?

No I am the real naranciafag everyone else is being a dumb fucker.

...

Shut up, Fugo.

...

tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell m e tell eme meleteltel telteltlelteltelteltelllll

Why did the arrow swerve away from him? Why do loud noises give him a rash?

It was being controlled by Yoshihiro.

(you)

...

Mariah is easily in top5 cutest jojogrills for me, it's a shame she doesn't have enough porn

Priest, (You) are gay.

>you will never have van darkholme as your stand

Cuckanon here. I think that I am qualified for the position, especially if You and Narancia settle down in a rural area.
I'm a pretty good cook. I can also shoot pretty damn well anything (with rifle, muzzle loader, and my favorite, recurve bow). I'm pretty slick at field dressing, seasoning, smoking, and overall preparing meats, especially summer sausage and bratwurst. I can take care of chickens as well as children (I'm getting my degree in early education right now). I can saw trees, clear brush, chop firewood and maintain fireplaces.
Bonus: I can dress as Kyo Nijimura while I work around the house.

Next JoJolion chapter when?

a friend did it in case anyone wanted to see it

more like white snake in my butt hole right guys

He made an album of images of Ellen Page, some of which were of her when she was a child, then showed said album to her while asking her to play the lead roll in his videogame. For some reason she said yes. Aslo the female charecters in his games are almost always shallow, horribly written charecters who are just there to have forced, unnatural relationships with the male charecters.

And no, the taking pictures thing was focused on parents taking pictures of their children.

Shit man, you beat me
Guess I'll never be in the vacinity of Narancia in general

I guess some JoJo fans aren't against rape culture as well.

That album thing is creepy as fuck, but I'd chalk that second thing up to just plain bad writing.

See: any romance novel ever written

Wait, is fugo?

>Rape Culture is real
Nice b8 but your stand is too weak

Rape Culture is real, men in prison can get passed around like fleshlights and no one will bat an eye.

I, for one, applaud this user's courage for speaking up about that issue.

betcha' he is

Part 6 dealt with three iterations of the same universe, part 7 dealt with multiple parallel universes.

How goddamn cosmic is Jojolion going to get? Will the true villain be a threat to the entire multiverse?

Maybe, if Araki is getting into that.

If he keeps harping on about time and gravity people will think he is a one trick pony.