Which tags do you never fap to?

Fat middle aged olive skinned balding Japanese men.
They self insert.

Sex toys
Yuri
gore
anal

>Not liking guro
>Not liking rape
Holy shit why are you such a faggot OP? TKSN is basically the greatest doujinka ever.

Tentacles is always a nono, aside do Asanagi I have never found anything good with tentacles.

>birth
>impregnation
>NTR
These are the three that have no exceptions whatsoever.
I used to think futa was a meme fetish, until I started fapping to a lot of them and now it's in my top 3.

Yaoi
Futa
Gore (Used to like it tho)
Piercing
Gyaru (sometimes, depend on the girls)
Full censorship

>Rondo Duo
>It's futa
what do?

I'm generally adventurous when it comes to fap material, except for two exceptions

>futa
>yaoi

I'm sorry, but porn centered on dicks just does nothing for me.

>femdom
Literally why. Girls are made for bullying.

blogposting

>implying 95% of middle aged of either gender know how to access any part of the internet that isn't Facebook.
unless they sell doujins at 7/11s in Japan I doubt they're a big market

Because I can't get into it if only 1/2 of the cast is attractive.

blogposting

>missing out on ika musume hentai doujins
You are fucking trash bro.
kyss

>tentacles
>drugs
>mind-break
>hairy
>large breasts

instant bonerkillers

blogposting

>gender

Scat
Smell
Guro
Ridiculous proportions

blogposting

trap (unless it's female on trap), futa on male, guro, yaoi

Now I think about it, I can still actually fap to a lot of things.

>lolicon

...

Why is Cred Forums's anime board considered a better place to share inane details of your life than livejournal or facebook?

>I'm sorry, but porn centered on dicks just does nothing for me.
I will never understand people who don't like dicks... Cute girls with cute dicks are the best.

NTR
Monsters
Beastiality

>Netorare
I'm a gurofag who feels no shame in rubbing myself over the thought of girls screaming in agony. I am so low in the barrel that I even experienced masturbating to scatshit, even yaoi

But no matter how much of a scum I am, fucking cucks makes me sick to the bone

My guidelines are consensual, non-destructive, and non-malicious towards the participants and anybody related to the participants. I want my faps to be a nice happy time. Also no shitting.

Past that I sorta play it by ear.

All of them, masturbating is haram.

Damn, those are the only tags that work for me.

>NTR
>NTR
>NTR
>NTR
>Guro
>NTR

Thing is tags I hate such as guro and scat are mixed in with tags I love, so I just fap to the pages with the fetish I like and no scat or guro, but that's technically fapping to the tag, right?

I wish there was a tag for 'better yuri.' Because whenever I look yuri it's like fifty pages of talking and maybe two pages of sex, and they don't even bother drawing the vaginas.

>My face when a H has a tag I do not like but I can't help and fap to it because the art is
>SO
>FUCKING
>GOOD

Seriously, some top tier talent are into some terrible stuff.

fapped to that and i dont even like futa. Rondo Duo is a miracle of the universe

"Lot's of sex" at dynasty scans
They have the most cancerous culture though. So much of a purityscum that they won't upload something with dicks. And they still go baaaw at the ancient "we can't be happy together because she is actually straight"

It was the 9gag of yuri, I tell you. Shame I have to go there for the yuri mangos

Yaoi. It's the one -tag I can use without worry of accidentally removing something good.