Why is undressing monkey so sexual?

Post of the day.

If only monkey would be so retareded.

I could cheat her to have sex with me.

Why is monkey so sexual?

FTFY

...

This shit is so cute.

What's the point of Hitagi's existence if Kanbass is so much better as a person and also looks ten time better as well?

Because if Kanbaru canonically was with another man, she would be less attractive, being used goods and all. Since Ragi picked the worst girl, all the other better ones are for us.

I just want to do sports with them...

>worst girl

Snek is the worst though.

Do you think Kanbaru likes it into ass?

that's not how you spell best

how can something so perfect be 'worst'?

Yes.

Are these animes even good or are they just fanservice garbage? Explain in 21 words or less.

Goddamn I want to put a baby in monkey weather she wants it or not.

Good but full of fanservice

Interesting and unusual backgrounds and characters and Japanese wordplay

Plotlines aren't predictable

Nise is fanservice garbage, the rest is good

Watch Nise anyways for Kaiki

She is sexual but still a worst girl

>anal sex

I'm honestly so glad that Cred Forums loves /an/.

>great body
>a tease
>sex voice sawashiro
it's borderline unfair how best she is

Can I watch them by release date or are they one of those fucked up timelines where OVAs and assisting material help you better understand it when watched in a particular order?

Kanbaru best girl

Release date is the best way to do it

There's stuff they'll reference that you don't know about but it was originally written that way.

how the fuck an animal can express emotions like we are? BURN THOSE HELLISH CREATURES

He's more human than you.

i was joking/a/theist here

*Tips fedora*

thx ;'^)

I was parodying you, religious nutjobs.

matecheck

Don't worry senpai, God will forgive you.

no

Koyomi for OP, Owari for the rest

You will ask for forgiveness eventually.

stop talking to me

Nise is worth it for Shinobu and Araragi bath scene, and Kaiki too.

Make me, senpai.

Mad God Snek is pretty top tier.

I want kanbaru to leg lock me

The retarded spewer gobshite can't resist from projecting

Goddamn I want to make her straight with my dick.

Atheism is fucking retarded

Sorry but I don't want to start this

speak for yourself, close minded fuck

But she is straight, or atleast araragi-sexual

Well in fairness most people are araragi-sexual.

Maybe you can give a definitive answer. Does she actually want him to fuck her or is she just teasing? I think it's the latter

Both.

Monkey > Snek = Cat > Crab = Snail > Bat > Corpse > Dog puke > Entrails > Spook

However, real question is
Crab + Monkey ? Crab + Cat
your vote?

Cat has nice body but she is worst girl.

Monkey during lifetime, Shinobu after.

both

>Maybe you can give a definitive answer. Does she actually want him to fuck her or is she just teasing? I think it's the latter

Obviously she wants to fuck. She's a healthy girl and there is no other boy(vampire) around. Sex is nothing special or exclusive. If Nisio was more into adult stuff he'd show that Araragi fucked everyone and his sisters while still being in relationships with Hitagi

N-No, I won't become a Kanbaru-fag, my heart is for Shinobu

Kinda sad in the end, the monkey tries to touch the paper to see if it's real
And remembers there's a glass wall there.

samefag

Cat = Vampire > Crab > Monkey = Snail > Bird > Bee > Spook = Corpse > Snek

>shes smaller than araragi
Holy crap shes actually tiny. Inside, too

>implying Kanabru didn't unlock the legendary permanent reverse ZR by wearing spats at all times

reminder that the only person who bothered to show up to snake's birthday party was Araragi and the whole time he was just thinking of lewd things he would do to crab later.

Yes

She wants to fuck him so bad but knows she can't so she settles for just teasing.
Just teasing slathered in raw sexual tension.

>Monogatari wasn't an eroge
This was a mistake

does she ever fuck the loli

That's actually extremely sad

Shinobu is loyal to Araragi. Nobody else is going to get their hands on her.

best banter
best looking
best personality
best doujins
best girl

Ganbaru Kanbaru

a.pomf.cat/zdvwxn.webm

It's this webm.
You know what.

It better be monkeynoises or we riot.

My monkey is making this face. What do I do, Cred Forums? Is she broken? Will the warranty cover this?

It haven't met it's daily quota of orgasm, i suggest you make sure it does before it turns violent.

Kiss it.

I am literally going to marry a monkey!

Isn't that how AIDS started?

Whait, whaaat?! Sauce? I haven't seen this monogatari.
>thinks aids is real
You need a BIIIIG cure of Cred Forums

Koyomimonogatari

>HOLY SHIT NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU WIZARD OR SOMETHING?!

oh yeah sex is all about health and not about being a S L U T ;^)

sex is just healthy, that's all :D

>beta virgin

Go back to your containment board.

please be civil and post monkey

btw /c/ has a nice monkey thread

Okay

>i have every decent image and screencap of money ever posted already saved

why can't the internet make more dammit?

She's as gay as a springtime picnic in france.
She exists to tease the MC and exist as the "look but don't touch" yuri character.

She's actually the least liked of the all of them and they went full "NO SHES TOTES BI" and made her more feminine in the second season because of it.

she mostly gay but on few occasions thinks of guys

this takes place at the beginning of nadeko snake
pastebin.com/KhY8HU21

>this entire season
>look but don't touch

She always had a huge crush on Araragi.
After her bake arc she just couldn't ever pursue it seriously because of her respect for both Araragi and Crab.

She could tease him mercilessly though.

Meant to post this

iktf i dont think monkey will be getting much screen time anytime soon
i think her only other arc is in Orokamonogatari

I know.
I think the gratuitous amount of monkey in owari was Shaft's way of giving her a proper send-off.

Found the homosexual.

I hope she meets with snail in her arc for ultimate banter

This is honestly the one thing missing.
We never got snail/monkey dialogue.

If it happens I have no doubt it will end up in seedy territory with both adamantly refusing to play the straight guy.

CUTE

I think that's the ugliest nose I've ever seen in anime. 100% turn off rate.

Your opinion is noted faggot

thanks user