I'm going to post this everyday until you like it

Why is the "samefags" user always late?
Apply yourself.

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He hates it!

I don't like it
but I love you all

Please take it.

He isn't always late but i think the reason for that is because he doesn't have very much reason to be early.

Dubs

That's a good point

உங்கள் தாயின் கண்ட் மீன் வாசனை வெளியேற்றுகிறது

lul

What are some of the presents you unwrapped 2 days ago?

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Alcohol and money.

>Alcohol
Somehow, this does not surprise me.
Going to be drunk again tonight?
Where the fuck do you even live, AoG? Yuropoor or amerifat?

>Going to be drunk again tonight?
Yeah. I have so much money I'm just going to get wasted and skip work tomorrow.
>Where the fuck do you even live, AoG? Yuropoor or amerifat?
That's a secret my dude but let's just say my best friends are a Kiwi and an Aussie.

So you are not as alone as you pretend to be.

If you have so much money send me some

Be careful when eating fish.

Internet friends don't count but if I'm honest yeah. Back in 2014 I made a huge effort to become a normie until I did it.
I'm a normie.
I fulfilled the wish of every pre 2008 Cred Forums user, which was having a social life.
I kind of have it though since I hate going out and hanging out with people, the one thing I love is smoking weed and getting drunk.
I already donated to your twich once and gave you 2 fucking games.
You are such a cuck lul.

I'll be keeping you company, then.
>That's a secret
Fair enough, I was curious about your general timezone.

kuso thread.

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If you want to know my timezone by my sleeping schedule I have bad news for you, I just sleep whenever I want to be it in the morning, afternoon or late night.
I agree.
I'll stamp it and send it to the higher ups.

>I just sleep whenever I want
How come you have a job though?

I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.

I sleep very little sometimes.

>I sleep whenever I want

Patrician sleep pattern

Yeah, say that when you have to get ready in 15 minutes and haven't sleep in 20+ hours

I will and it shall be glorious.

Sorry I only do sudoku when I'm a little girl and I'm upside down inside a Gigantic replica.
>Sleep deprivation
>Glorious
Oh man, you are so wrong right now.

Someone recommend me some cartoon books series to read.

Does it love me?

Read all of ConVeni
It's pretty good and one of my favorite borderline H mangas.
exhentai.org/g/210267/1607c2519e/

You can also go to Baka-Updates and select your favorite genres to find new shit to read.
This has been AoG with today's spoon feeding.
Pff, of course not, the fish just uses us for money and cigarettes.

I've been known to get a little stupid from time to time

That works for me.
Name's AoG. Get at me if you wanna make things Cuhrayzay.

Now if you don't mind, could you GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY?

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What's the matter Hanaposter.
Be jolly!
You no longer are filled with hate but love!

Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor?

How did you know I'm literally Kefka?

Go push statues out of place.

>What's the matter
Nothing really, I'm just amazed how this suddenly turned into a thread about you.
Though it should be expected from our little circlejerk.
Bleh, you're all faggots, but I still love you.

>Nothing really, I'm just amazed how this suddenly turned into a thread about you.
Back in 2012 the threads were always about me.

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I'll return your love by showing you how much of a faggot I can be.

Spread em, i'll be gentle.

I don't even remember if I was reading those threads in 2012. But yeah, I have no doubt that happened.

I'll be in my room.

Kogan was a fucking cunt and deserved and even worse fate than he received

But you didn't post it yesterday.

Do you really think you can get away with these lies?

No, you see, I already explained what the problem is.
There's a space-time distortion at user's place. He technically lives two days in our future, where our "tomorrow" thread hasn't been posted yet.
However, he still receives today's thread and posts in it, thinking it's his "today"'s thread.

Sakura falls in love with Shiro.

Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.

>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?

Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, an anime preview, an anime episode, and an honest-to-goodness anime movie, so stop talking about it.

keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
fictionpress.com/s/3206139
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE

Wow, I'm late today...

>Bear Rape

I never had a chance to post this before, until now:

I can't remember WHY I made this

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FINDS

inb4 chocolate mods

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Thanks doc.

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I hate it so much

He hates it!

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Mods, the kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of this board has taught us it's that Keit-ai will not be contained.

Keit-ai breaks free, it spams to new threads and crashes through topics, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is.

I'm, I'm simply saying that Keit-ai, uh... finds a way.

I HATE IT

QUICK GRAB HIS PHONE

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

fictionpress.com/s/3206139

Hate it!

I can't believe I left these threads for almost one month.

Did you enjoy your vacation?

None can escape the fish!

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A fish fishes in fish with a fish.

Fishing to confish, she is fished by a pisces ex sakana with the fish's fish. Never fishing the fish fish, she fishingly fishes her, and is overfished to fish out that she has a fish on her as well.

But, the next fish, when she fishes the fishes fish's fishes to the fish, she only fishes at her with a fished fish. After some fish, she fishes out that the fish she fished is not the same fish she fish in fish with. In fish, she fishen't fish in this fish at all. She is the fish's fishenate fish, who has fishen in fish with the fish's own fish, who too is fishfully fish of her fish.

Fishes ensue as the two fish up a fish to fish each other their fishest, most fishate fishes in order to fish the other with the fishes they fish to fish the fish of their other's fishes. While the two fish their fishpective fishes, fish fishes as they fish to fish in fish with each other finstead and fish the NATURE of FISH.

>Fish-Ai! Because, you know, they can communicate only through fish and it's a fish story. Get it, get it?

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Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, an anime preview, an anime episode, and an honest-to-goodness anime movie, so stop talking about it.

keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
fictionpress.com/s/3206139
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE

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UNSTOPPABLE

Here we go again.

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MODS HATE IT

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>mods being this triggered over phones

MODS