SHE

Well done.

SHE DOES IT FOR FREE

COCK

THIS HOT POCKET AIN'T FREE

AND THE ONLY FRIEND SHE HAS IS SHINJI

...

99 luftballons

Fucking dead.

brutal

CAN SHRINK IN SIZE
WITH A COCONUT GUN

kekd

STYLE

NO

FRIENDS

THIS

SLUT

IS

MALE

DUBS

What's this? A doujin?

WAS GIVEN MAGICAL SHOES BY A HIP-HOP MOTOWN DUDE

Asuka's NERV profile

I'm reading this thread in that voice.

A FUCKING DISGRACE

There used to be a guy who would read the first 10 or so posts of HE threads over a midi of the dk rap.

yes...

imagefap.com/pictures/4916819/Extreme-Cuckold-Anime-Captions

S

>Location: Germany
Why doesn't this surprise me? Fucking degenerates.

It happening

youtu.be/voH52VT9gzA

WUZ

EVA

>Germany
>ecchi
Asuka would be proud.

>tfw watching everyone in this thread get banned
Maybe you dumb faggots will learn to stay in Cred Forums.

Alternatively, kill yourselves.

How smug can you get?

Nice, I forgot how damn catchy that song is.

Some bitch keeps stealing my watermelons

Why is this thread still up?

heheheheh

Is Kaji the only character who wasn't a horrible person, and didn't have major psychological problems?

>tries to make asuka be less of a bitch
>makes friends with shinji, and helps him open up
>gives misato an outlet for her daddy issues

All around good human bean.

bitch does what she wants

Good thread

Kaji, a triple agent, knew he'd reached the end of his usefulness and his death was imminent and made his peace with his god and her (and her wards)

No, he was as fucked up as everyone else, but had the best poker face of them all. Read about the supplementary material about him. He was a mess. Don't get me wrong though, cool character.

actually very true, but still not as fucked as the nerv senior management and child soldiers

Even if he had his problems, he kept them to himself and tried to help others.

Kaji did absolutely nothing wrong.

COMES

at least he saw his woman one last time

Who are you quoting geekboy?

He delayed his investigation to stay around Misato. The SSDF wouldn't have cooperated with Seele if he'd reported his discoveries instead of trying to recruit Misato and grow watermelons.

He had good parental instincts dealing with shinji and asuka, and altough misato didn't she was the one that could heal his own demons. They could have built a good family if things had turned out differently.

Agreed

Kaworu

Kaworu is terrible, can't help but cause terrible hurt to the person he claims to care for.

I guess it's time to rewatch this shit.

What would you recommend watching along with Eva? I don't want to get depressed after it again

Isn't FLCL the official palette cleanser?

Reading Re-Take is what cleanses everything

Oh wow, great idea actually since I want to rewatch that too.
Thanks user

Boku no Pico. Just as gay as eva. Perfect for a faggot like you.

fanfics don't belong in the discussion.

He could always have helped it. He'd literally rather die than make the effort.

Post Asuka's feet

I just wanted a happy alternative damnit

This is how and alternate happy ending is done: taking into consideration the character's strengths and weaknesses and forging a beliveable alternate path, not time rewind bullshit for shipping purposes.

Does it have love making?

Misato and Kaji are a sexy and passionate couple that have longed for each other for nearly a decade. So of course there is.

But I want to see two horny teenagers making out damnit

That wouldn't be appropriate in this scenario. There might be some awkwardness but with Kaji's councel they'll eventually settle into a propper sibling bond which would be healtier for all involved.

But will that prevent the sexual tension?

>siblings don't make out

You're joking. Kaworu was the most suicidal out of all of them.
He was also SEELE's personal cumdumpster for 15 years.

just read it
pretty sweet