This guy named Gotou tells you that hes gonna kill you

This guy named Gotou tells you that hes gonna kill you

What now?

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Accept death and hope it's painless.

What about the parasite in your right hand, maybe if you work together and stab him with a rusty old pipe with cyanide to fuck up his parasite system on it you can beat him.

nah, I had a good run

Thank him politely.

Poke him with the closest thing available and watch him die from bacteria and think 'wow, that was anticlimactic'.

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Stabing anyone with something covered in industrial garbage is gonna fuck them up.

Have you never watched/listened to/read war of the worlds.

He is my president, he can't kill me.

yeah but it's also probably not so good for the staber either

>Defending a shit ending because it's plausible

Drag him over to a bar/pub and buy the bastard a beer, then ask him what the fuck's up him, then drink more beers

RIP AND TEAR

Oh fuck. I guess I'm dead.

>Kill myself first so he can't kill me
Checkmate faggot

>What now?
i kill him twice as hard for i have studied the blade

Suck him off to death.

Only 5 parasytes? Pleb.

"Hmph. Believing you can kill me, Gotou? Pathetic."

*Draws legendary Katana Murasamanekokun, adjusts stance, tips fedora to face ground*

"I've trained for years...countless water bottles have fell by my hand. But I suppose you think you're stronger than a measly bottle, eh?"

*Aura surrounds me, lightning strikes*

"Well, I'm afraid..."

*Adjust fedora slightly to glare at him with one eye*

"You're wrong! So why don't you BACK THE FUCK OFF?!"

*Teleport to him, slice him in one thousand, eight hundred and seventy two pieces. I glare at as his remains attempt to remerge, and they die from my awesomeness*

"Tch. Too easy for someone of my caliber."

Pure autism right here

Make sure his given name is "Ten" and relax.

Wow user, who would've guessed?

fight like a little bitch while wailing like a kid at least I'll make a stand before I die

Fuck you, you have to give me at least 1 training montage before coming back to kick my ass

THen while he's confused, I'd tell his other parasites that they're already dead.