Konnichiwa user-san!

Konnichiwa user-san!
The government has asked us to scan your house for radioactivity.
Would you kindly let me in, this will only take a minute.

Sure, mang.

Come on in.

>implying radioactivity is real

>implying radioactivity is higher in houses than outside

Arigato, would you care for a granola bar?

Fuck off nerd this is my radiation. If you get cancer from it you owe me money.

>he doesn't know about radon

Mate I live on top of chalk and clay there isn't gonna be any.

>implying the tape is strong enough to hold the grenade in place
>implying the grenade wouldn't just dangle form the handle when someone forces his way in
>implying the grenade is real

Promise to give me some good dicking first

Mom told me never open the door to strangers, and this one has an erection.

Fuck you user.

I'm trying my hardest to forget this shit.

I'm not falling for that one again

you must be fun at parties

>going to parties

...

you are a monster

Sauce ? I know I've read it a long time ago but I can't find it agin.

NOT BY THE HAIRS ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Kill