Ohayou, user

Ohayou, user.

Get the fuck out of my room.

But why? Don't you like pretty girls in your room?

She just needs to get out of my fucking room, she's not allowed to be here.

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Intruding isn't very nice.

Pretty sure she can make up for that, don't you think so?

Its 4:25 am go back to bed.

Smooth user, you just want to cuddle with her.

NO
THEY SAID THEY PUT YOU AWAY FOR EVER
WITNESS PROTECTION TOLD ME THAT YOU'D NEVER COME BACK
PLEASE GOD NO

By leaving? Yes I think so too.

>By leaving

GET OUT ALREADY

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This show didn't have enough Ume-sama. Senpai is best girl though.

I mind immensely. Respect personal space.

>Respect personal space.

I AM YOUR PERSONAL SPACE

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I do, yes.
I assume you'll take your leave now?

What has happened that made you so gay?

POLICE

POLICE

The majority of the populace defines it as "taste"

>turning down a horny Ume-sama
>talking about taste

Today's a rest day, Ume. Leave me alone.

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Warmth is good for your recovering muscles, though.

He wants to be left alone, Ume. Leave him be.

Wasn't she a literal rapist?

Does this look like a rapist to you?

>I AM YOUR PERSONAL SPACE

That actually sounds kinda hot