Be me

I'm not even remotely close to being white or American. lel

I honestly did not see this coming from a mile away.. at all..

Oh man, you’re on a row leaf. A plus

Nice sarcasm, pal.

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B E T R A Y A L

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>be americunt
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>drink coffee-infused high fructose cornsyrup
>gain another chin
>open door to leave
>dodge bullets from startled police officer
>thank him for his service
>get in pick-up truck
>wait in traffic for 5 hours, only poor people take public transport
>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
>get to work
>see a job creator pass by
>prostrate before him and ask if you can work longer and for less
>he tells you that that you're going places
>the entire office begins clapping, thanking him for being so generous
>take lunch break (unpaid)
>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
>gain a bra size
>finally head home from work after working unpaid overtime
>get pulled over by the cops
>they ask to see your ancestry.com results
>60% white
>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>get shot

If it makes you feel any better, my homeland is essentially the United State's lap dog in the Eastern side of the world. Take a guess, buddy.

>Be European
>Go on an American chan and bitch about how much Americans suck for 8 straight hours

Go back to krautchan.

Pretty much all of this is true, minus the police brutality part. That's just rare and isolated instances blown out of proportion by mainstream media.

Nah

>Be Kraut
>Two time world War losers
>Love to get pissed on
>Husband's bladder isn't large enough to hold the piss it takes to satisfy you
>Get pissed on by random groups of men
>Whole of Germany lacks the piss to satisfy you
>Import African gorillas to piss on you
>African gorillas gang rape you after they piss on you
>Heaven.jpg
>Give birth to rape baby hoping for mudblood boy to piss on you
>Shit out mudblood girl
>Bad luck
>African gorillas piss on daughter instead of you
>Kill yourself

top fucking kekkist of kekkity keks.

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why is there a nigger in this poster?

>>lose war against gook rice farmers
TBF that happened 60 years ago. Now, GOAT FARMERS on the other hand...

You lads got fucked by rice farmers, now you're getting fucked by goat-fucking goat farmers with their Qu'ran.
feelsbadman

>what is a farmers tan

how are you guys so bad at guerrilla warfare? your military seems outdated most countries don't do set piece or direct battles anymore.

I wouldn't know, my homeland is was all about suiciding into the enemy back when it was still actively involved in wars. That, and conquering Korea and Pacific Islands, then raping the fuck out of their women. :^)

homeland was*

>suiciding into the enemy back when it was still actively involved in wars
so you're a sand nigger?

No, I'm half Jap.

Other half is Spic, in case you were wondering.

Essentially, think of me as Samurai Escobar.

Winning doesn't make pictures like this.

>Essentially, think of me as Samurai Escobar.
>Samurai Escobar
get a load of this guy
more like pic_related amirite
no wonder you're such an angry spiclet-san
gtfo faggot

>be me
>be Australian
>Australia
>shithole used by the Brits to dump their degenerates
>one century later

>now be me
>be American
>colony started by the Birts
>colony revolts
>century later, this