Yellowstone

>Sage and report
shutup newfag

>california is unharmed
god-fucking-dammit

Day of the rake soon you slide threading Leafkike.

Gibs will be cut off. No way your driving or flying past that.

if my id is s5mNylMK then kek wills this

Big if true

Fag will delete this post.

oh fuck now im the brainlet

As a Californian, pls yes.

faggot detected.

Soon leafs.
Soon.

Couldn't it erupt a few states to the south?

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>my first day on getting (You)s

Based Rarer-than-usual flag.

Of course you could spend a couple hours on this and come up with a more accurate prediction but IF this fear porn is ever correct, going by the main interstates the routes that I have annotated with red 'clash' icons should be avoided at all fucking costs. Those are all routes where very large populations will be forced to collide with each other, and in all instances those populations will have many, many niggers.

If/when it happens east coast fags would be well advised to put some distance and elevation between them and the atlantic.

Best state wins again

Someone volunteer to give it a rub and tug to blow its load

I don't want that the western world gets fucked that hard.....but the threads would be glorious.

how will republicans ever recover?

with the knowledge that everyone in the coastal cities will either die from starvation or in riots/rape gangs

>Taking ancient prophecy from Mormons
Kek

Wouldn't california be totally fucked because of Seems like an even trade. And bad times will create strong men.

The entire country would be totally fucked

Besides the constant struggle to not die from ash, its going to be hilarious to watch the world food output crash and gibs countries burn.

Please happen, death to America.

I am safe

>a fucking tree

day of the axe is coming leb-user, there are too many of your kind here.

it will blow its load 21/02/2018

Parts of eastern midwestern and southeastern United States could recover due to self sustenance but west coast would be fucked

Probably the whole word..

wow i hope u get more muslims brown man

Atlantic Canada here. How will I be doing?

I know at least the Christians over there are the good ones. A lot of ausbros tell me the Muslims are the niggers there.

I think we will be fine, we are probably the furthest away from america bar maybe antarctica or something.

we will survive, but our economies will get fucked hard

they're indistinguishable and both trash.

>they're indistinguishable and both trash.
K.

why? what does america even fucking produce anymore. I'd be more worried if china was wiped out where would we get our cheap shit from.
>inb4 leading economy
yeah cause kikes make it so, if anything the (((economic collapse))) will be shortlived when people realise america literally makes nothing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'AM FUCKING CUMMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>K.
I'm sorry maybe you guys are cool in your own country.

It will be like 2008 just a billion time worse.

Don't do this to me man.

Good thing chicongo and Detroit are full of empty buildings to house survivors who can't stay in the affected zone. If anything they'll price out all the undesirables and rebuild those dilapidated shitys

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_largest_trading_partners_of_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_exports
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_imports

Because the US patrols the world's oceans and allows for international shipping without many concerns about pirates or hostile foreign powers. Do you have any idea how expensive imports would get if every company had to hire fucking private navies to defend their cargo? There's no other country on earth that can project power as widely as the US can. And without the US to keep them in check, you can be damn sure the chinese would be coming for you and your farms.

Also this

It will cause mass earthquakes and guess who will be the most effected by that you stupid fuck.

Mexico won't accept your refugees, Americans.

I concur

She's being noisy today

It would cause mass earthquakes and the Democrats biggest group would die in the area most effected by earthquakes California.

You got the worst Shiite lebs, literally the worst scum emigrated to Australia, fittingly I must admit. In contrast France got the best, classy Christian lebs.

I only clicked the exports link and it only lists exports in dollars, for all I know it could be them exporting media which is mainly what they do so a loss of american media means fuck all to me.

countries are paying you by letting you have bases and infiltrating them in their own lands, I'd rather pay for armed cargo ships than let kikemerica (((look out))) for the shipping lanes.

I'd rather die than go to that shithole anyway.

let your warm goo consume us

I live on the mountains, I am armed and can sustain myself.
So,let Daddy Yellowstone fuck hard the red headed american state.

My password for internet is:
19881433

we have both and they both are shit and become drug dealers or tradesmen. At least the tradesmen ones are productive I suppose.

>bible belt is hardly affected
not even nature cares enough to wipe those autistic republitard trailer trash christfaggot sister fucking meth addicted socially assisted child raping subhuman obese vegetating crackers off the face of the country

Why the fuck would we go to Mexico.

2.7 at 7.5k depth at Yellowstone just now. Getting closer to the surface too.

>Yellowstone erupts
>doesn't even take out what needs to be taken out in America
>USA goes from 56% to 20% white

youtube.com/watch?v=DuND4x00LTM

2.7 earthquake recently
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/uu60270117#executive

how fucking drugged up are you right now?

The explosion would take out the only good part of the US

Digits and it erupts in August.
>mfw I ship for bootcamp in July

We would all be fucked(some more, some less), majority of the US and most of the worlds food production is within that large red circle.

>exporting media which is mainly what they do
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_exports_of_the_United_States
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:United_States_Export_Treemap.png

>implying they'll have a choice

digits and it erupts now

>%1.6 percent of worlds soy beans
yeah I think we will be fine without their testosterone lowering exports juan....

While the shiites are worse than the Christians, all Aussie Lebs are scum whose traits have been thankfully stamped out from this country. In a way, a 20 year civil war really helps clean some of the population, though it never justifies the aftermath.

And we'll potentially get some nice waves out at the beach. Gonna be some good times.

So all the shit areas get shitter shitted shit shitted

I'm in Nebraska how fucked am I?

Look at the upside if it gets really bad there wont be a Florida anymore.

F E R T I L I Z E

Shouldn't there be a panel where he steals the car first since there's no chance in hell of him making one?

So wait, is this only going to wipe out the US, or is Europe somehow also in danger?

Shame it doesn't reach california

In all my time on Cred Forums I've never seen a post that more epitomized burying your head in the sand than this one

When is the weaponized autism on this board going to construct an elaborate plan for the survivors to ensure the globalists can't take the US by storm while we are in disarray? We need a survival plan and a followup attack plan. This will be our only chance to form ethnostates. While all the niggers are scrambling randomly away, we need to somehow rehabilitate ground zero and make an ethnostate. The surrounding lands will still be scorched, so if we act fast we can form a nation that has a natural defensive barrier until the plants regrow. We need to figure out how to arm ourselves and feed ourselves while we set up a temporary government to get us through the hard times.

That's where you are wrong my dear Aussie kangzaroo lover lol.
I don't smoke,I don't drink neither I do drugs...I think I either am crazy or have autism lol

>Convicts get the convicts

>So wait, is this only going to wipe out the US, or is Europe somehow also in danger?
Imagine if you will, that the US economy instantly stops. All debts are now non-collectible. There would be no imports. The world economy would crash. No survivors.

except is not just the soy beans which are gonna disappear

stay clean brother

Giant ash cloud covers sun. Plunging the whole world in a volcanic winter for 10+ years. Making it impossible for crops and livestock to thrive causing a worldwide famine.

>321
Let's jam

>most of the worlds food production is within that large red circle.
And therein lies the trap of globalism. Only the strong/smart will survive what would come should something of that magnitude happen. Not only would a large portion of the worlds food supply be cut off but such an eruption would trigger many other natural disasters.

Take the earthquake in alaska for example. Immediately following it the aquifers as far away as florida had small oscillations in water levels (rising or falling as much as several inches in various places)

And that was just a babby earthquake. The release of pressure that would come with something like yellowstone would result in large disturbances of aquifers as well as fault lines the world over. It very well could cause far away islands to simply disappear. And it would definitely cause sinkholes to open up all over the place. The best bet anyone could make in such a circumstance would be to pick a far away mountain, the path to which passes other mountains, this way you can head to it as hard as you can but have other mountains to fall back on as a plan b.

I doubt that yellowstone is going to erupt any time soon though. And I base that doubt on the fact that the kikes use such fear porn as a distraction.

We will all choke on the ash

What a gorgeous morning I have woken up to

And just like that a 2.8 right behind the 2.7.

This is magma breaking rocks

more than a survival plan we need a 'should all else fail' plan so that the knowledge we have attained persists through the ages. Ive been collecting aluminum cans and made a simple foundry. My plan is to melt them down into a tablet of sorts with a message on it and then coat it in several layers of epoxy to protect the message from corrosion.

I have pale skin,if I move to a nice comfy northern German village will I lose my tan or do I have to go further to north?

ARISE, YELLOWSTONE, ARISE

Here we go boys

Checked

Inscribe the tales of kek and his prophet pepe

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Jmv5pTyz--I

How do you get cellulite on your arms you fat fuck?

America would no longer have the resources to keep you guys from getting swallowed up by Russia.

Lats year there were 4 scale quake swarms and nothing happened

Ok, that's a bit of a minus, but at least the fireworks would be nice

>volcanic winter for 10+ years
Sounds like normal Finland. But yeah the global famine + extinction does sound kinda bad

t.177cm x 96 kg romanian-italian boy

>America would no longer have the resources to keep you guys from getting swallowed up by Russia
We're not a part of NATO, our defence doesn't rely on it, Yellowstone or not

>Muh russia
>Muh economny

More like an ash cloud that inhibits crop growth and starves over half of the worlds population to death

Damn dude. Get a few walks in per week.

at least copypaste the text of the previous thread

Keep telling your self that but you may want to learn Russian so you know what they are saying as they rape your family.

nvm, the last thread doesn't contain any info

This is a psyop to stop white people from congealing in what is still the whitest part of this country.

is it though? like. let's be real, shit is happening even if it doesn't blow soon it's not looking great.

>Cred Forums
>having a „tan“

>as they rape your family
Maybe they will, maybe they won't, such is life. But the US or NATO have no influence on whether or not that will happen

Your defense relys on being uninteresting mongols

Jackie Cred Forums is tan.

The outer parts of my forearms are tanned,same for the nech and forehead...Isn't that normal?
I probably am Mediterranean,so I am not white :(

here guys have a quality meme fresh out of the oven today to celebrate our fast approaching liberation from planet shithole.

i think i'm gonna go engorge myself in vidya and soda nao while i wait for the bing bang.
^_^

good, this world full of degeneracy must be purged

Funnily enough this is actually true. We're not a part of any alliance, and we're no threat to Russia. Invading us would be more trouble than it is worth. And then of course we got a million soldiers worth of cannon fodder, and even if they do take the country, the military has so many arms caches that it's just going to be another Afghanistan

mfw some of the most beautiful country in the world with some of the most beautiful, tastiest animals on the planet, gets destroyed. fug, I still have much hunting and soul searching to do up there.

I used to be fit,but it has been three years since I am not doing physical exercise anymore,I eat without any criteria,stopped reading books.I spent my days fapping,watching random shit on the internet and YouTube and then I go outside to buy prepared food (Money that my parents regularly give to me).
I am such a failure and I'm only 20

Neither will New England

So what do you do if you're in the secondary ash zone? Roads are gonna be fucking packed. How many hours before it blows would we even know? You'd have millions of normies freaking the fuck out, and the east coast would have to prepare for burger refugees.

Please happen, I want my soverign New England Nation with president Bernie, it would be comfy, till the refugees start pouring in

I think yellowstone will erupt when earth ascends to 5d.

No shit user. Fuck that just made me go from kek to depressed thinking about it that way.

>possible eruption

but yellowstone is in america you faggot

So basically if it goes off, all the white people in America are fucked.
Great. Just great.

Due to this isolation and the US in panic mode, Mexico will invade California and reclaim her rightful clay.

Berne would let the refugees in you would need people to work and we all no socialist wouldn't.

87,000 killed instantly and 2/3 of U.S. made uninhabitable

That's okay.
We'll just invade you.
Won't even need our military lmao.

Good they can have it.

Kek

tree and leaf, brothers in arms
bless you

>white people
>america
lmao

Depends on current winds
If it blew right now the ash would go straight north
hint.fm/wind/

Kek

>Happens on day students walk out to protest school shootings
>aren't protected by the building all die in ash cloud
>mfw

calling lombardo

>the kill zone and ash zone are all part of hte only area of America still 90%+ white
>instantly reduces white population of America to only around 20%
Basically be the kill whitey eruption.

Lafffs btfoed

day of the leaf blower when?

you fucking retards have been crying about yellowstone all through 2017.

it's not going to happen.

Thats not true, it would completely miss New England which is still 85% white, its even higher if we don't count that trash state CT its a vassal to NY anyways

so you be sayin dis mountain in wyoming near idaho is safe?

If my id is red it's happening

Kek

>Tfw it would have been Wakanda if Shillary Clinton didn't kill their leader.

Laci Green gets the red pill from Chris Ray Gun Circa 2017

It would go back to the way it was pre roads and air travel, they would have to get their own water, food and so on, all the soy boys would be dead in a month from hunger if they managed to get their hands on processed soda and shit, the rednecks would probably be fine.

I fully support the basket belt of Russia, think of all those thousand mile farms you could harvest every year there.

>an island will drift away

most of the remaining Native Americans in North America will be wiped out

user DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE DROP OF WATER IN THAT MOLTEN ALIMINUM WILL CREATE A HYDROGEN EXPLOSION. YOU MAY KILL YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR NEIGHBORS AS WELL. ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!!!!!

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN! :D

I love you Yellowstone Chan! :D

Give Yellowstone Chan your power! Do it NOW!

good luck yellowstone chan

The fuck you on about. Do it user.

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!
^_^ infinitelooper.com/?v=kyK8zR8bRwE&p=n#/50;80

youtube.com/watch?v=F29aFb0CuyU

I love you Yellowstone Chan!

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN! :D
I love you Yellowstone Chan! :D

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN fuck you user I don't want to die

CHECKED.
THREAD THEME; youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4

>slayer
more like gayer
nice hair, faggots

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE CHAN

Would love to see the faces of the acheoligists who in 1000 years will find a bunch of metal tablets inscribed with the collective Cred Forums knowledge, like

> reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
> A FUCKING LEAF !
> tfw no gf

etc.

I'll wait to see what dutchsinse has to say about this before I speak up about this.

He is an expert. He is not like this board. He knows a lot about earthquakes. The man studies them and knows them better than most.

wait for the boom
youtube.com/watch?v=y9UMODgsIUM

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN!!!
FUGG :D:D:D:D

Please move the kill zone further west and take out California, Washington and Oregon. Too fucking many shitlibs live there.

Will someone here tell me when Dutchsinse talks about this? I don't suscribe to him or get a notification when he posts because earthquakes are not my forte. I'm no expert and I'm not in the mindset to become informed on them, but this is important and in important times like these we need voices like his to spread awareness.

Thanks a lot guys. Hope we all stay safe and informed.

I just hope to god someone in the National Parks Commission has a plan to save the Sasquatch

US Patriots welcome to UK.

dear lord sir what about the buffalo? I believe this could be an extinction level event for them and I eat a buffalo burger at least a few times a week and buffalo steak once a week.

I'll die without my friend the buffalo.

Just checked the mailbox. This was in there. They say when Yellowstone blows, it will destroy everything from Vancouver to San Diego because of Cascadia Subduction and San Andreas.

>be conservative, arid steppe farmland in oregon
>pay for the crimes of Seattle and Portland, as always

It would certainly go a long way to fixing the asian carp problem, so there's that silver lining.

ITT why Tennessee and the surrounding areas should be the enthnostate.

>that map
so Yellowstone will basically kill off the last remaining whites in the US?

BLOW
MOTHERFUCKER,
BLOW!!

> Actual thread theme:
youtu.be/It7107ELQvY

It's been fun lads but your times up!

See you faggots in hell!

Hes a nigger we already know he stole it

you listen to the guy who mows your lawn?

same but let me finish the beer i got around the house first.

That's what they get for not offering me a job in Wyoming because I said 'um' too many times during the interview.

>Oh, you think the wasteland is your ally, you merely adopted the wasteland.
>I was born in it, molded by it.
> I didn't see civilization until I was already a man

See this? This is the kind of positive energy we need. This man will be going places when we're all going full Mad Max in the ashlands.

I'm ready

lol economies
A cascading global ecosystem collapse my duders.

Stop, these BS threads plz, the super volcano is not going to erupt, and if it does we are all fucked anyway...

BLOW YOUR LOAD MR. VOLCANO!

>More like an ash cloud that inhibits crop growth and starves over half of the worlds population to death
This is just another part of the issue. The world economy would crash before the ash cloud got over europe.

I do agree 100% however. Veggie production would go down by a sizeable amount....some estimates put it at 20-30%. The world would suffer further since the USA's breadbasket would be a giant uninhabitable crater.

Expect civil wars in every country where people eat food. 3-5 years of starvation and famine, and decades to rebuild. Technology would take a back seat to survival.

And if it isn't, human life will be screwed.
Yes, even you scandi fucks over there.
So, why waste any thought on it at all?

Realistically speaking, won't people have enough time to gtfo before anything happens? These are square states with no traffic and lots of ways of getting out. The lava/ash could take weeks/months to get to where the red areas are, no? Like we're not living in Pompeii any more.

>even a major habbeding is not a happening ;_;

Good luck yellowstone -chan

Be quite you pussy.

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Curious, might Yellowstone set off a few nukes in the area and thereby make the resulting ash cloud at least partially irradiated? And while some might be wiped out by the blast, might said blast also jet a good chunk into the upper atmosphere causing it to stick around for even longer?

hey you stupid fuck...can you hear me i said HEY YOU STUPID FUCK??

Do you know that this is a fucking even that would FUCK EVERYTHING UP YOU STUPID FUCK?? The ash alone will fucking FUCK YOU UP YOU STUPID FUCK ALL THE CROPS WILL GET FUCKED UP THE EARTH WILL GET COLD AS SHIT NIGGER

>Curious, might Yellowstone set off a few nukes in the area and thereby make the resulting ash cloud at least partially irradiated? And while some might be wiped out by the blast, might said blast also jet a good chunk into the upper atmosphere causing it to stick around for even longer?
Charges on the warhead must be fired in a precise manner or no BOOM!

FUCK OFF, WHITE REFUGEES WELCOME.

Hasn't technology already taken a back seat to social degeneracy these days?

what is that from? seems pretty degenerate if you ask me.

hopefully when this happens half of africa will sink

I'm quite calm, as I'm gonna outlive you even if by only a few days.

I was a kid when MT Saint Helen blew up.
It caused chaos across the midwest.
The ash cloud turned night to day.
Falling ash created drifts, it looked like a grey blizzard.
If Yellow Stone pops kiss the entire northeast goodbye.

Shit, man. The boom from Yellow Stone will be EPIC!

O-okay senpai

Ya I get it, it'll suck or whatever but it's not gonna have the initial death toll that could make this great/funny.

Anyway, nice pink id.

american tv - always degenerate ya kalb

>GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN!
yeah good luck

it'll create an economic and systemic collapse that'll kill many many many millions.

im sorry for getting upset but it's a real happening and you're denying it's very existence.

whew if that valcano erupts it looks like we will forever have democrat presidents

Why don't you want to die?

shu 2elt wle? 5ara 3aleik wle 7ayawen

>MBT's
>Rolling through Mexico
>Mexico's topography

You'd need more than that

Don't worry, your military and government people have underground tunnels and spaceships to survive!

fuk u I barely know arabic but i see "khara" and "hayawan" so what you said can't be too pleasant

Of course it misses California

how do you know this? are you a cia nigger in brazil?

where's a safespot lads? i dont want to die yet.

it's gonna cause earthquakes in cali im sure don't worry

africa. it's already garbage, some ash won't make much of a difference

Bullshit

why does the queen die and yellowstone erupt the same time every year?

Χάος vult
youtube.com/watch?v=2i1iCjeH7Kc

>starve to death or die from nig on mainland usa
>starve to death or die from ooga booga nig or lion in africa

decisions decisions

Mate, if YS blows, it'll set off earthquakes and volcanoes EVERYWHERE.

The 'killzone' pic showed early, only shows wait the initial eruption and Ash from YS ALONE will do.

Here's a pic of today's earthquake activity worldwide without a supervolcano shooting its load. So yeah... Everyones fucked.

CA has the most productive economy and they can keep giving gibs on their own. If you want to talk about federal aid, it's the poor "fly-over" states that are benefiting (while at the same time damning the feds fund their infrastructure in poor, low population lands).

Nothing left under the caldera to actually build into an explosive supervolcano. The magma down there gets released before it can build the adequate pressure. I study Yellowstone at the university of your moms ass. Instead we should be rollin for the great canary islands earthquake/east coast 100meter+ tsunami. That is much much better and more likely.

summerfags in winter

Are eruptions this massive?
I find some major cities already too big themselves and it is hard to grasp how some eruption can obliterate such a large area.

holy shit hahaha welp if this happens then I hope I spend my last minutes doing what i love - on Cred Forums shitposting

3rd day of dog

what about food though?

I hear you 100%. You obviously have selective reading. I did not disagree with you at all. I don't know what you are going on about. Get a grip, and perhaps get your doctor to up your medication.

you said it wasnt a happening man. i dunno why you have to be rude with the med comment but man this is the biggest happening of the past 10,000 years time if it blows and you say its not a happening.

try being nice for once. be courteous. be kind.

will flee to tasmania

That wasn't me, famalam. Love u

hehe, sorry user. I thought you were versed in arabic.

oh fuck i should have known. im getting all fucked up hoping and praying this thing goes off even if it's nothing actually, since we dont know what it'll really look like when it blows since we weren't there.

thank you for the clarification. l-love you too man

I learned from arabic tv pretty much both my parents are american lebs who speak english more than arabic ):

What is it that makes us be welcome to death? I'm sure others here feel similar to me in that I genuinely feel giddy at the thought of the supervolcano erasing everything. At the same time I hold strong convictions of preservation of whites and Western Civilization. I want both at the same time. Anyone else feel like this or have a theory?

Instinct. You know how awful this country is.

Mate, I'll just stay in UK.

We don't get shit here.
Wales had the UKs biggest Earthquake in the last 20 years a couple days ago - 4.2M! Lol
We don't really have hurricanes (if we do they're low cat like Ophelia with 77mph winds bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41647852
And here's what our 'tornados' look like dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716918/Is-draught-beer-Stunned-drinkers-outside-village-pub-witness-wild-tornado-circling-heads-don-t-spill-drop.html

>its a psyop to get white people to not move to an area they could likely die by the millions

Fucktard.

Dutch is a massive hack

iflscience.com/environment/nasa-drill-yellowstone-supervolcano-order-save-planet/

>NASA
>Wanting to drill in an active volcano
>literal retards
>NASA is going to get all of us kill

>NASA

EXCTINCTION LEVEL EVENT NOW

California's water supplies come from the Sierras that are in California.

Exactly my thoughts. If it erupts, 70% of the white population in US is dead together with the whitest states.

kys

Hurry the fuck up then lads.

not now, but very soon and not like you think :)

...

i thought america wasn't white ehh ;)

Same

Elaborate, you meme flagging cunt.

well at least it will cause a global famine and millions of safe africans starve

wtf how did safe get in there

>if YS blows, it'll set off earthquakes and volcanoes EVERYWHERE

I fucking hope not. Yellowstone first, immediately followed by the New Madrid fault going tits up would be complete fucking shit for the lower 48.

l saw what you did there space cowboy ;)

I just had an idea guise. What if we drill a line of holes from the Pacific starting around LA and frack some pretty big chambers a couple miles under the earth, finally ending at the Yellowstone caldera? Then we break the 'dam' with a kinetic strike from orbit, and then use the released line of magma for desalination/hydro-steam power? I mean, it might destroy LA, so that's a win/win/win/win situation, amirite?
Any sciencefags have an opinion on this?

>america becomes 10%white
(((yellowstone)))

>yellowstone
Please DON'T let this happen the day after I die. I wanna see this...

...

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN!

oh, wait...it might take out the west coast?

Hey where is NASA's drill, I'll drill down there for free...to save humanity ;)

>Cred Forums: literally saving humanity one shitpost at a time

The real story of Adam and Eve

nothing will fucking happen in the next 5 years at the least, unless someone decides to help it erupt. Screencap this niggers. I guarantee you it's fucking nothing again.

This is like nuclear holocaust but for babies.

*starves because the white farmers in great plains are evacuated or dead*

I bet those NASA jews will drill there just to cause this. Next thing we know it was an indian graveyard all along and the indian spirits have been gathering power there for 500 years just to get this one final goodbye cumshot.

like a spotted dog

My property in California would be worth even more, so I'm all in favor of this.

KEK rolled you digits to show how wrong your predicton was. doomsayer user btfo

IT'S NOT HAPPENING ! PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP !

That's what a lot of experts are saying. A super volcano the size of Yellowstone erupting, would trigger other volcanoes worldwide and put stress on tectonic plates.

>pic related is seismic activity during the 70s-90s... Fucking looks like a used sanitary towel.

Yellowstone is a cluster fuck of bad news on its own, let alone the chain reaction of doom itll cause.

Sometimes I forget how much of a natural disaster free paradise mainland central Europe is. Thanks to the Gods.

Yellowstone needs to shit or get off the pot already.

BAN ASSAULT VOLCANOES

(((Someone))) wants to help it.

nationalgeographic.com.au/nature/nasa-wants-to-drill-into-yellowstone-super-volcano.aspx

well, it could be anywhere from now, to 50,000 years from now.

I blows every 600,000 to 700,000 years, the last time it did was 640,000 years ago, so...It probably isn't happening.

Yeah but look at these numbers

6 mile wide Asteroid strikes Greenland, causes massive flood that puts Europe under water.

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN!
I love you Yellowstone Chan!

spirit bombing this beautiful Final Solution, may the kikes be actually gassed with ash. and a digits get confers a race war bonus whereby the beaners all get driven back into the ocean and drown

Look at these.
Yellowstone will erupt soon.

Yellowstone 7/6

Yellowstone 1/4/88

Yellowstone erupts on First of April in 2088

The odds of that happening are pretty low, aren't they? Not much to worry about.

amen to that Ape brother

Damn 11 years after a nuclear war too

This will either reduce the pressure so that the volcano doesn't erupt, or will kill us all. The question is, how long do we have to wait for the attempt?

yeah, but my doubs confirmed it.

>where is the weaponized autism on this board
It's been gone ever since fags have been taking Cred Forums seriously and trying to put "autism" to work. Autists do things for lulz because they want to. There's probably none left on this board. Cred Forums is fucking dead.

What do you think (((NASA)))s intentions are