Brit/pol/ Comfy edition

Why can't Britain built a normal modern skyline city? What this fuck is this? It looks like flat places we see in Africa...

HITLER DID IT PELE
BLACKPILL FAGZ LEL
WTF IS ENGLISH CONSTEEUTION

You still haven’t reached the comfort of the nihilism pill. Just relax bro.

Chitty chitty bang bang is the song WW1 soldiers sang on the train from the front lines to paris to fuck a load of whores, hence chitty chitty bang bang

That mask is a replica.
youtube.com/watch?v=-dAPgfW9Qi4
youtube.com/watch?v=qla1CiMY4K4

What a fucking retarded thing to say. Of all the opinions you might have about sowell, him not being smart is the daftest.

Starting to seriously dislike that cunt. Needs a good fkn kicking, iykwim.

Where are you? Have you embarked on the Waste Land yet?

>we'll have no more talk of meet ups btw

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LMFAO WE WON ALL DA WQRZ
CHURCHILL IS A KIKE LELELELELEL
BUT WE WINNERZ
WTF IS KULTUREL REFERLUSHION

New Albion Radio ft. Millennial Woes

soundcloud.com/user-250697973/albion-radio-02-earth-united-football-club-ft-millennial-woes

I wonder if he shaves his belly with a rusty razor yet?

WTF IMMA WYTE MAN
YOU SHUD KIK IN ALL DA PAKIS LELELELELEL
WTF IS SEKOND GENURATION BREEDERS?

>tfw getting told to move along by a paki community support officer

Fkn grow up you fat waste of space, or take the ultimate blackpill and deep six your worthless arse in the mersey. Put yourself out of our misery.

I'D JUS KIK HIS HEAD IN LELELELELEL
GOOOOALLLLL
OMFG U KUK
UR A PAKI LELELELELEL
GET OUT MUH GREEN PLESENT LAND

why do you feel the need to compete with other cities over materiel shit. even mohammed the goatfucker knew it would be a mistake, in the Qur'an mohammed talked off when doomsday is coming when the arab nomads start to build there huts taller than each other in order to show off, sound familiar?

Where have you gone Joe Dimaggio?

>Sonja Marzinzik
British Museum

Dubai lacks density,it has many supertalls it's impressive, but it lacks that density effect Hong Kong and Manhattan have.

§ In a hadith narrated by Imam Bukhari Prophet(Peace be upon him) said, ‘That the female slave should give birth to her mistress, and you see poor, naked, barefoot shepherds of sheep and goats competing in making tall buildings.’

§ When you see naked barefoot ones becoming the leaders of men, that is one of its signs. When the shepherds of lambs compete in constructing tall buildings that is one of its signs.
►{Version Recorded by Imam Muslim}

His words, “…shepherds of sheep and goats competing in raising tall buildings” are thus narrated in the hadith of ‘Umar, may Allah be pleased with him. What is meant is that the least of the people will become their leaders with a great deal of wealth, to such an extent that they will boastfully compete in a great deal of building, and in decorating and bringing it to perfection.

In the hadith of Abu Hurairah, may Allah be pleased with him, there is mention of three signs, of which there is that naked barefoot people will be the top people, and of which there is that the shepherds of sheep will compete in building.

GAS DEM ALL LELELELELELEL
NATSOC BASED

§ Abu Hurayra(Radiyallahu Anhu) reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “The Final Hour will not come until people COMPETE WITH ONE ANOTHER in the height of their buildings.”
►{Al-Adab al-Mufrad Al-Bukhari by Imam Bukhari}

I LOVE BRITAIN ME, IM A BRITISH NATIONALIST
LOL FUCK PARLIAMENT AND PARLIAMENTARY SOFENTREE LETS MAKE ARE CONTRY A EUROPEAN AUTOCRACY

LMAO FUCK THE (((ANGLIKEKS))) WOT IS A ENSTETESHUN LETS FOLLOW A FOREIGN OR NON EXISTENT FAITH

WOY THE FOK DONT WE HAVE A CONSTEETUSHUN LIKE AMERICA FOOKING COMMON LAW KEKS LETS CODIFY EVERYTHING

FOOKING HATE THE CONTINENT AND LOVE BRITAIN ME

Not done Wasteland. I've got no real motivation to do anything at the moment though.

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OMFG PAKI GET 9UT
DNT U NO WE R BEST EMPIRE
EVA

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>I've got no real motivation to do anything at the moment though.
Why?

Also, if you dont want to read it, you might like-
youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5iDuLXtik
Notice one of own in the comments.

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CNT WAIT 4 HARD BREXIT ME LEL
WEL BOMB BRUSZELS KEKEKEK
BASED MOGGY

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Even our commieblocks are more impressive than anything British isles have

Did I hit the nerv lol

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Who was that bloke asking to meet us in a pub in Wales?

Lads what uni is better essex, Hertfordshire or goldsmith?

OMFG FUK OFF EUROKUK
BREXILTS GONA WREKIN U

Thanks for the link.

>Why
idk, probably too distracted by trying to find a woman to sleep with me. So far I've passed on another explicit offer of sex in favour of some girl who is more marriage material but has not so explicitly stated she wants sex. I suppose that's not as bad.

Ups I was wrong,turns out Glasgow has commieblocks too,they look like Moscow 1970s wow I didn't even knew

LMFAO @ PTG LELELELELEL IDIOTS
WE R CLEVA HERE
WE POST MONTE PYTHON LELELELELEL AND DRINK TEE
LET'S RAID SP
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

eddie what word best describes you emotions right now

Women prime minster. Thatcher and Mary Whitehouse. May and the porn law. They are sex obsessed.

CATHOLIC

What would it take for you to attend a meetup with mair?

Their is something hypnotising about their lack of character and repeating patterns.

Not even going to attempt to give you advice. Unknown waters and all that. Here be dragons.

I think it must me his time of the month, the fat fucks obviously hormonal and overwrought.

LMFAO DRAGONS BASED WESSEX
WTF

Millennial Woes is an anagram of "I'm nil, nae Sowell"

Catholic isn't an emotion

You live in a nation that will ban PORN

That's the final violation of human rights.WOMAN Prime Minister telling Men what to do with his penis LOL

>What would it take for you to attend a meetup with mair?
A rope, a van and a lot of rohypnol.

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

OMFG U PAKI
I'LL WREK U
I FILLD OUT THE COMMANDER MARINE CORE APLI CATION FOURM

i thourght sowell's thing was that he described ecomnomics in a very beginer friendly format, not that he added anything new

HARD BREXIT CUK
LMFAO
EUROPE BTFO

JUST

Honestly no idea

>Melanin Slew Oil

See

FEDORA LEKE

Have you ever even been to Hong Kong? It's not an exactly pleasant place to walk around. But if it looks alright from some aerial photo that's fine? Fucking spastic.

>day off work tomorrow

big up

fucking lol

HARD BREKZIT
WWRE IZ UR EMPIRE LELEL

Russia the Tiger,Germany the Lion and Britain the Leopard

What an absolute spastic.

Kek LAds, dont need drugs shag birds.. back in day, me an moot, slags chockin for our SPUNK right.. lol. Fukin paki.. stabbed im.. cheated at scrabble.. lol

>tfw returning to Britain from holiday and getting my bag searched by a bint in a headscarf and my passport checked by a bloke with a foreign accent

WHo's youer favourte edgy altright youtuber Britp/ol / .. i like th one that shitpostds about m ulticulturalism abd shares altrite m emes ... fucking gun laws I wish we could have more so i could shoot up a school and show those degenerate lefties !! ...

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I'll just ignore it then.

WTF BTIAN IS THE LION CUZ WE ROAT

It's a good move, to prevent little children from exposure to porn
It's an attempt to prevent our youth from becoming completely sexualised and degenerate and our nation falling
This current generation is a lost cause obviously
But if we change course now, in 20 years we'll have a strong, redpilled generation

BASED CONSERVATIVES PLANNING WELL AHEAD

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ha ha just kidding gchq im not some nutter that was a joke ...

>World's highest standard of living in 2005
>Superior infrastructure and superior education system
>Fewer shitskins and Muslims
>94% white
>Higher GDP
>Balanced budget

When will you admit Ireland is better nowadays? A colony you oppressed for 800 years has now outclassed you in all the ways that matter

I've told you before- you cant do a Mair post if you've already done normal posts in the same thread!

I love Larry the Cat
I want to cuddle him and have him sleep on my chest or tummy

A HAHAHA CROMWELL

na britain is the lion

>No Hawking

THIS BASED LAD GETS ITS
LMFAO
BREXIT

Didnt willy nibbler fuck off a few weeks back

I like Woes a lot, but to claim that Sowell isn't an intellectual is wrong

Looks to me like Tokyo street or Times Square in New York...
Sure beats London/Paris/Rome/Amsterdam etc...

youtube.com/watch?v=sKbP-M8vVtw

HENGKONK IZ BRITIS
SUM POL ON INTERNET SED IT
EMPITEEEEE

No backsies, lad
It's ogre

njow listen here u paddy scum ireland OR the socuialist republic of uireland is full of communists ... we dont need an more of tholse cunts like corbyn or COMRADE corbyn i hope someone assassinates him soon or throws him out a helicopter ... .

He was here the other day. His trip is banned until next Saturday

Reminder.

OMFG MAYER U NUTTER

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I just like mairposting. Dont want people to think Im actually him. He might stab me.. lol.

What for?

your a fucknig ogre mate ,... if u stnd there and hjoke around while this countrys doing to the dogs and makes jokes then ur just as bad as they are .... hope to get u with my 4x4 soon !...

He gave away his trip.

How does he have Injun ancestry? I thought he was from Scotland.

Absolute bullshit

youtube.com/watch?v=O3x-V9E4GD8

Hell this looks fucking scary

BASED
PM BY XMAXMAS
XMAS LEL CUZ CHRISKEKS
I AM TRADISTIONLIST

IMPORTANT

youtube.com/watch?v=EoqfgJ3GNuU
>youtube.com/watch?v=EoqfgJ3GNuU
youtube.com/watch?v=EoqfgJ3GNuU
>youtube.com/watch?v=EoqfgJ3GNuU

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Okay, I forgot it.

It's a meme

Also, good documentary for his early stuff-
learner.org/catalog/extras/vvspot/Eliot.html

Have you seen Twin Peaks? Or any other Lynch stuff?
Tarkovsky yet? Much better than Kubrick.

Well yeah you would find the shiny lights special when you live in a third world cesspit.

Will concede one thing that's real good about Hong Kong: people just don't bump into each other. Everyone has a sense of personal space, even if it is an overcrowded smog zone.

Why wouldn't you post a nice part of Hong Kong like the Kowloon park or this hill overlooking the city with nice green trees?

DNT 4FET ENGLAN

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Can a female heart go in a male body?

Sounds sketchy as fuck. Maybe if they're both pre puberty the testosterone will transform it from a basic child heart into a man heart. Fuckadeedoodaa, crazy shit either way.

Fucking hell lads, Deano mentioned on the Master Brew podcast

Woops-

mate ill fucking stab u if keep taking the piss out o f BRITISH HEROES like our boy MAIR .. tell me where u live an ill come show u a real PATRIOT ...

That will fuel the rumours of you being Master 'Grandstand' Brew.

GGOOOOALLA

>Hong Kong
>Third World

Don't they have more billionaires than any city in Asia or something like that? LOL

Eggman was way ahead of his time. To think this came out 3 years ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

GTFO EUROLIEL
UK BREXITS

Stop

Just admit its you, lad

He did indeed
Don't know what the initial ban was for, but because he gave his trip away, and multiple people were using it, he was done for ban evasion.

dumb gfrogposter fuck off with your childish youtube ecelebn shit none of them talk real about how to fix tyhis country ... going to the dogs already and weirdos posting frogs just talk about memes i swear its gonna take one of us to show u how u get cbhange in this country !

OI FUKIN OFF BLACKPILL

He was harassing me this morning.

Think he finally got done for spamming

:3

Not seen any of those, I might dive into Twin Peaks tomorrow if it's that good. Kubrick still better.

Have you seen Zodiac? I properly enjoyed it,
if there are any similar to that then that would be good.

mate i dont know who u r but if u ever call me black again ill stab ur fuckin kidney with a kitchen knife ....

Hong Kong has more 13 more billionaires than entire UK according to wikipedia 2017 LOL I just checked.

That must hurt does it?And again proving my theory

im nnot reading all that shit mate .. i think ur on something its just chattin shit !

I AM REDPIL
RED 4 EMPUREWTfw HENGKENK IZ UK

>he thinks I'm referring to Hong Kong as third world

I literally don't know where Montenegro is. Also your fucking country is literally called "negro". Kill yourself you third world trash.

Also at least I could afford to actually visit Hong Kong you fucking peasant, have another holiday snap :^)

THAT, WAS A GOAL!
youtube.com/watch?v=HLHMxFGqhIs

m8 hong kong from street level makes tower hamlets look like a paradise

AHA HANDS EURO KEK BTFO

ur a fucking nonce mate i bet .. i kick th shit into cunts like u for fun .... were u live mate i want to know ha ...

Twin Peaks is definitely worth it. Remember the rabbit blowjob scene in the Shining. Imagine the weirdness of that for an entire series and you've got Twin Peaks. I like Zodiac as well. I suppose Peaks and True Detective (first season) are sort of similar (being crime dramas). Seven is the obvious similar one, Fincher after all.

Be honest montenegro would you like to live here?

It's actually a Second world not third,lol it would have been better but 46 years of communism,and 1990s war and additional sanctions up to early 2000s did it's effect on economy.

At least I managed to go to another country without getting shot at.

They're also talking about football clubs getting BLACKED
E-celebs are stealing are memes

get a canadian-chinese gf

You're joking, right?

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mate fuck off with ur frogs nobody cares about ur gay "podcast" !

>those digits

Checked. But you do live in a shithole and the big buildings with the fancy lights are wondrous to you when all you have are commieblocks.

>Canadian
>Chinese

Is there a difference?

When they do a call-in with the Mair poster, we'll know for definite.

WTF I'M PraA MAREEN

>when you can't walk a minute down one of their streets without some fat fucking Pajeet hassling you if you want a tailored suit

you joke but when I lived there there was Chinese text on busstops and shit like that

False,we also have a nice beaches on Adriatic sea too

What's the temperature in your car right now?
Have you been suffering any colds?
Has your consumption of alcohol increased?
Has your work life suffered?

I wish you the best.

Did you watch any other of those Rob Ager analysis videos for Kubrick's work? youtube.com/watch?v=KufUq4Avhds

ive never been to hong kong is that what happens?

I watched that one. I liked it.

>master brew
>podcast

this is new to me

LOOK AT ME I'M REDPILLED ED

Shame that built up bit looks like Alcatraz.

youtube.com/watch?v=5yALGs-WeNI&t=155s

found a paki in chinkland

Why didn't Britons adopt the euro, lads? Don't get me wrong, it's shite, but I was wondering why ye lads were the only ones in the EU not to adopt the euro

our town crier eddie will let you know

It's pretty new, only two so far

BECUZ WE R BRITUN AN WE RULE DAY WAVES

And thats where you live is it then? Why do you even come in brit/pol/?

because we're british and the pound is our currency, has been for a very long time

it may be a shit and dying currency, but it's ours

Yeah. Also loads of shops selling very obviously hooky electronics on high streets. Oh and the prices dip hilariously when you move like a few blocks away from the port shopping centre bit (where Yank cruisis depart). You'll pay £100 for a silk dressing gown by the cruise bit, walk about a mile or two away and the same thing is £10.

Not really , it also has a lot of people homeless and living in cages.

DIS
FUG EUROFAHS

a few minutes in and not as depressing as i think it would be

Youre just embarrassing yourself now. Just when I think you couldnt be more of a faggot you prove me wrong. The only time thats happened.

Actually some towns do have an actual walls,this is Dubrovnik in southern Croatia,little from us,as you can see,some of them were founded by Romans as military fortresses with walls,heck London was founded by them too

whats the lil arrow pointing at

What data plan are you on Eddie?

No. Women are smaller than men and weaker than men by a lot. If this lad turns out 6 feet tall how is it OK for him to have a female heart meant only to motor a woman's 5 foot 6 skeleton about? It seems like it would be half of what he needs.

Just googled it, yep getting a woman's dogshit heart has killed men, but a man's glossy Cadillac heart suits women fine.

Its a serb artillery aimpoint

I am aware of the idea of fortification and how cities tend to grow around them, taking the piss mate. The places you've posted from your country look nice. Just saying that soulless glass buildings only look good in pictures, it feels fucking weird going around central Hong Kong.

Then again, can eat like a king for £10 for two so it's not all bad.

Yep, he can say goodbye to a proper hardon, no way a birds heart is going to power up his bloodstick

kek

>every advert below is an asian dating website and a smiling asian qt
love it

So what would happen if a bird got a bloke's heart, would she become superior?

Right, but you asked if a female heart can be applied to a man's body, which is a universal question. So that same 5'6" woman's heart would probably fit a 5'6" man's body fine. The heart has nothing to do with gender.

Best English walled towns?

Chester maybe

I see brit pol numbers dropping. Afraid of getting arrested for viewing this website ay limey?

Don't know but check this out,Pula, Croatian coastal town has 2 Roman Colosseums that still exist,the other one is used for music events.This one was build little after Jesus Christ

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No it’s just shit

They're not homeless then, are they?

doesnt matter

BLACKPILL KDK

walking my land today
a fallen tree
sighing at the extra burden I get to clearing
sawing limbs and branches to reach the trunk
realisation ivy has brought it down
planted in the same ground
it could only grow around
limbs and and trunk
young branches choked
every leaf shaded
until the fall
tomorrow the fire
clear ground and fresh growth

word lol

"Portsmouth Asian Women Want To Bring A Smile To Your Face"

If only that was the case

>Modernist buildings inside the wall
Disgusting

They look powerful and modern imo

It's a giant baking tray for a roman cake

York, no contest

I keep getting muslim dating adverts,

wonder what it goes off of

OMFG BASED YORKCORNWALLCUMBRIA
LET'S POST THIS 2459T9 TIMES A WEEK WHEN EVA SUM1 ASK

I guess it's probably sexist not give women massive hearts they don't need, and men should be given a woman's heart because they pump blood in a holistic communicative way so the volume of blood isn't important.

Who here has to wear glasses/contact lenses for any reason?

Me living in paki shithole probs

Pornhub searches

I WER THEM 2 SE PAKI N ZULOO

Why arent you running ublock origin? You know gookmoot put some nasty shit in the ads to try and get past adblockers, right?

That's where they used Britons to fight to death for amusement of upper class Latins.

I don't watch porn but I do post about east asian girls an awful lot

Yeah we were the strawberry jam

I'M PICKLE EDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

i use adblock, should i use ublock?

Nah, perfect fucking vision tbqh. Even if I'm in a pitch black room it only takes about 5 mins for them to adjust to the point I've pretty much got night vision.

Comfy tbqh, especially since I like listening to the radio in the dark before bed.

Maybe they read your brainwaves

Eddie gets marriage counseling and nooses advertising

uSE THEM BOTH.

this one is my favourite

What's wrong with neon lights in general? I mean you woudn't like Britain to have something better than Piccadilly?

OMFG FUK OF REDILT
I AM Cred Forums U FGIT

bright lights burn my eyes

Yes, esp if youre still seiing the 4ch ads.. Install it, update it it to load the latest lists, and off you go. Ublock and https everywhere.

Asians don't feel loneliness, they're not human

Yeah they do, yet for me they're also soulless and imposing. Shit, I can see Canary Wharf from my living room window and it's just crap. All you see in London is roofs, a bit of sparse greenery and skyscrapers. Sure someone might reply to this post with a select view from Greenwich or something but it's mostly just dull. Also not pleasant to be walking around such an environment.

Post more comfy walled towns please.

WTF IZ WRONG WIF THE WAY U TIPE
R u PAKI
DAY OF ROPE

I need a poo poo ;_;

kek

Pls dont >> me any more. Goodnight, sir.

LMFAO SIR
FUKIN REDHIT IN MUH THREAD

upvoted

You must HATE this don't you?

Lindsey Lohan is gone full muslim now I think
She's at "London modest fashion week" (different styles of muslamic dress)

ant lyf

lads im starting a new job tomorrow and i don't know what to do i'm a massive sperg

We can share the women
We can share the wine
We can share what we got of yours
'Cause we done shared all of mine

Keep a-rolling
Just a mile to go
Keep on rolling, my old buddy
You're moving much too slow

I just jumped the watchman
Right outside the fence
Took his ring, four bucks in change
Now ain't that heaven-sent?

Hurts my ears to listen, Shannon
Burns my eyes to see
Cut down a man in cold blood, Shannon
Might as well be me

We used to play for silver
Now we play for life
One's for sport and one's for blood
At the point of a knife
Now the die is shaken
Now the die must fall
There ain't a winner in this game
Who don't go home with all
Not with all...

Yeah, it's bad enough seeing the wog filing cabinets like Grenfell sticking up like sore thumbs. In Hong Kong it was like someone playing Sim City had just copy pasted the same tower block about twenty times in a square mile.

Also FUCK the approach to landing at HK airport. It's fucking scary.

you'll be absolutely fine. in 3 months you'll never want to leave work.

Any pornstar recommendations for a cheeky Sunday night wank, lads? None of the dead ones, that's just creepy.

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Fucking hell that's horrifying

/ptg/ IRL
youtube.com/watch?v=kN2CaVdE-fs

She's also changed her Instagram to say salam aykiyum

stop watching porn please

Ginger spyce

NOBODIES GIFS A FUK THAT U BEEN HENGKONG FAGIT
STOP TRYIN 2 TEL EVRION OVA N OVA AGEN

Look up kowloon walled city, user. Amazing and horrifying.

WOaaAhhhahh hong kong i've ALWAYS wanted to go!

HOW was IT!!!!?

I'M PICKLE SNEED

strawpoll.me/15102378
>strawpoll.me/15102378
strawpoll.me/15102378

reminder that people who live in these places have wives and 4 children and a job

most people here have fuck all

Well the articles on Google say a man at the same height and weight has a bigger heart than the woman, and that this has been used to select hearts before with bad results.

Men have harder bones, muscles much stronger pound for pound, run faster and are much more active than women even at greater weights.

A woman's heart sounds like a bad idea right off the bat.

the soil would not allow for it safely. Also, strong laws protecting historic structures.

>saying I've actually been to a place a faggot says is great from photos

Eddie you especially need to fucking just block your exhaust pipe and end it you sad fucking prick.

youtube.com/watch?v=lx3Ccs5tKfw

>if you ever mention anything about your real life, you're blogposting!

Coming from you, Eddie, that's fucking pathetic. KYS.

If you have brown eyes you aren't white.

Harriet Sugarcookie, if you like Asians

Such a shame another fellow ginger ruined first by (((them))) and now by Islam.
And yet she looked so innocent before fucking cocaine...

The thing about KWC is it just grew, built by the people who lived there. No police, nothing. Just thousands of people building upwards...

>I BIN HENGKONG
>I WALK ROUND HENGKENK
>OMFG I FLEW 2 HINGKING
>DID I SED I BEN 2 HERNGKERNG?
FAGIT

woah bloody hell m8 have a chamomile

>Being agaisnt ultra density....

Come to the building fanatic side user....

DID U NO I BIN HENGKONG

I agree,sorry Mosley

>NONCES EVERYWHERE
>I LIVE IN MY CAR
>MAYBE TOMORROW I'LL TRY TO SETTLE DOWN
>MAYBE TOMORROW I'LL SUCK A BULLET DOWN

Just lit a spliff :^)

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I like how tall and skinny they are, like opposite building versions of Eddie

HOLLY SHIT AV U BIN HRONKON?

HOLLY SHIT AV U BIN AFGURNISTURN?

The Phoenix and the Turtle by the Bard of Avon-

I.

Let the bird of loudest lay
On the sole Arabian tree
Herald sad and trumpet be,
To whose sound chaste wings obey.

But thou shrieking harbinger,
Foul precurrer of the fiend,
Augur of the fever's end,
To this troop come thou not near.

From this session interdict
Every fowl of tyrant wing,
Save the eagle, feather'd king;
Keep the obsequy so strict.

Let the priest in surplice white,
That defunctive music can,
Be the death-divining swan,
Lest the requiem lack his right.

And thou treble-dated crow,
That thy sable gender mak'st
With the breath thou giv'st and tak'st,
'Mongst our mourners shalt thou go.

Here the anthem doth commence:
Love and constancy is dead;
Phoenix and the Turtle fled
In a mutual flame from hence.

So they lov'd, as love in twain
Had the essence but in one;
Two distincts, division none:
Number there in love was slain.

Hearts remote, yet not asunder;
Distance and no space was seen
'Twixt this Turtle and his queen:
But in them it were a wonder.

So between them love did shine
That the Turtle saw his right
Flaming in the Phoenix' sight:
Either was the other's mine.

Property was thus appalled
That the self was not the same;
Single nature's double name
Neither two nor one was called.

Reason, in itself confounded,
Saw division grow together,
To themselves yet either neither,
Simple were so well compounded;

That it cried, "How true a twain
Seemeth this concordant one!
Love has reason, reason none,
If what parts can so remain."

Whereupon it made this threne
To the Phoenix and the Dove,
Co-supremes and stars of love,
As chorus to their tragic scene:

II.

THRENOS

Beauty, truth, and rarity,
Grace in all simplicity,
Here enclos'd, in cinders lie.

Death is now the Phoenix' nest,
And the Turtle's loyal breast
To eternity doth rest,

Leaving no posterity:
'Twas not their infirmity,
It was married chastity.

Truth may seem but cannot be;
Beauty brag but 'tis not she;
Truth and beauty buried be.

To this urn let those repair
That are either true or fair;
For these dead birds sigh a prayer.

It was destroyed in 1990s tho.
But there are some ultra dense place,I heard they live in appartmants where kitchen and sleeping room are same.
But that's the price lower class has to pay if they want to live there.

Brown people live like insects.

sorry Mrs May

wtf links from 2016?
shame on you lad

>Dead homeless man finds peers in Commons as 'a paedophile'
express.co.uk/news/uk/920385/dead-homeless-man-westminster-tube-parliament-portuguese-media-paedophile
archive.is/MnsYX

>N.Ireland logjam continues, Sinn Fein to meet PM
home.bt.com/news/uk-news/sinn-fein-delegation-to-discuss-stormont-fallout-with-pm-11364252525380
archive.is/YqqMc

>UK to leave CFSP (EU foreign Policy)
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-brexit-munich-security-conference-speech-latest-common-foreign-policy-a8215246.html
archive.is/Ve9ou

>UK to join reformed CFSP (EU military)
archive.is/p5MRj

>Brendan Cox quits charities over sexual misconduct
anorak.co.uk/447913/
archive.is/Vkddd

>UK pussy out of 'fake news' enquiry in embassy, Trump puissant
theguardian.com/politics/2018/feb/18/mps-fake-news-inquiry-barred-uk-washington-embassy-donald-trump
archive.is/FnyYs

>Smart meters are a con
plymouthherald.co.uk/news/not-having-smart-meter-fitted-1230565
archive.is/frvuK

>Holyrood in hot water over arms fair (Re: Yemen)
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/snp-blasted-after-arms-trade-12042375
archive.is/AiJIC

::Opinion Poll::
16Feb - YouGov
CON 40% (-2), LAB 41% (+3) LD 8% (=), UKIP 4% (+1)

OMFG HINKKONK

The Willy and the Blender by the bard of Newcastle

I.

I put my willy in a blender
I really thought I should
I put my willy in a blender
cos I thought it would feel good

>we have to have our own thread on every board even though our empire is a sack if shit shadow of its former self

Welcome to HK anons.

Outlook and Dimensions opening party!

OMFG KONGFONG

OMFG MY KIA

Do you not remember posting pictures of your blankets last night, road pirate?

Fuck off goblin.

kek willy posting is the patricians choice

And insects spread to places where resources are plenty, especially when there is no one to keep their population in check. You may be singing happily now, but wait for your DE-level diversity quotas in a few years. Your ainswick.jpg will, too, have an infestation problem.

Lads, I moved to the North so I could buy a place and I've nearly done it. Just need my flat (I'm buying it from the landlord) to get past the survey. Only apparently one of the local surveyors hates my building and tells banks not to give people mortgages on it. Should I threaten him or something?

Hoping in a few years I can build some equity and move to a Barratt new build.

OMFG LONGDONG

Don't confuse Hong Kong with cities that have slums like in Africa or India

Never, never, never, never, never.

Germanic Milkers

shopped

Stop fantasising about my penis you turbononce.

Or South America especially some parts of Brazil they have those rotten places where not even police goes.

youtube.com/watch?v=d9uHhLe6WE0

...

good luck

everyone in this thread is a masturbator guilty of spurting forth wasted seed

OMFG AV U BIN DINGDONG

Favelas

So are billions of people all across the globe, your point?

day 52 of nofap

Only when the missus nips to the shops

This will be my fourth time getting to 90 days of nofap

New thread

DATS NT HINGBONG
ASK HE'S BIN RONGFONG

i know its posted on here a lot but i never click the threads.
whats the end game with nofap

kek I love you really, roadman

>herro, Hong kong pizza
>herro, I order a peparoni pisha preashe?
>herro, hokay where you live?
>aperment 365, floor 71, same building as you
>oh youa upastairsh? Hokay be ready 15 minutes but I deliver it in like 45 minutes acos I needa takea da elavaytah
>wow you fast

this photo is old. loads is this has been redeveloped. You're also looking out into the suburbs. Look in the opposite direction and you have canary

2/10

t. East London resident

fuck