How is this even a question?

How is this even a question?

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Is the stranger white?

my dog

My dog can swim so i'd probably just keep walking

If they were really drowning they wouldn't be able to yell or bark.

Obviously my dog

How does a dog drown?

any lame ass dog that's even capable of drowning deserves to

The dog won't sue me.
People have been known to sue people who rescue them in the United States if they don't do everything perfectly. Say I do CPR and break the stranger's ribs... even if it saved their life I could lose my home, my child's college fund, and end up homeless.
The dog, however, is always loyal.

Some dogs don't like the water and might panic I guess

Fpbp

Shit dog, let darwinism do its thing.

I live in my America, so my dog. I only have a 56% chance to save a white person, why bother.

white roastie who is BLACKED

Not to throw technicalities in, but if I don't have anything to throw the guy, I'm not going to save him. Many people drown attempting to save drowning people because the drowning person panics and drags the rescuer down.

Not true at all. You're too paranoid m8

That's not possible under Good Samaritan laws, gringo.

Obvious answer is to jump in and drown myself

>first
>implying im going back in for the stranger

this, only a nigger cant swim so this whole dilemma is fubar

What race is the stranger, what breed is the dog?

so not white

Anywho, I might not save either because I'm not a good swimmer. I'll call in the lifeguards

these laws vary state-to-state

puppers

The dog is my property and therefore present a value to me. I'll save it.

Anyone who says the dog should fuck off back to Plebbit.

>go to help the stranger
>they climb on top of you and push you under in their panic
>you drown, and they probably do too

>woofer is likely injured if it's not swimming on its own
>pluck it out and have loyal dogbro for the rest of its life

>The Fifth Commandment
>You shall not murder.
>What does this mean?
>We should fear and love God so that we do not hurt or harm our neighbor in his body, but help and support him in every physical need.

But hold up.
>stranger
>neighbor
I guess I have to decide if I owe a stranger the same assistance as a neighbor. If so, I rescue the stranger. If not, my dog. But I don't have a dog and have seldom heard of dogs being unable to swim.

Am i seeing what i'm seeing :O 'muricans larping as chinese?

Here it's illegal not to help someone who's in danger so the opposite of what you said

Ban assault water

They can still take him to court and draw it out to bankrupt people in order to coax them to settle for an amount smaller than the legal fees.

The real question is, what race is the stranger?

And ban bump waves.

>not posting the video

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What kind of dog is so retarded it can’t swim? Also, I save my dog. How is that even a question. The context is important and we aren’t in a natsoc context where if I save the stranger it’s like saving a brother.