/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SOARIN TED EDITION

lI'm back. I wasn't in most previous threads.

>tedcruz.org/news/ted-cruz-...

MAGA

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Is Ted related to the shooter?

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(((Conan))) is a jew masquerading as an Irishman

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kek

No one has President's Day off dumbass. Well, except for students and government workers.

Whatever, dude. Saddam Hussein lasted 24 years. Well armed citizenry did nothing and made no difference. The key to democracy is keeping it. Not indulging John Wayne fantasies about how you'd get it back. The Civil Rights movement was not an armed insurrection, it was people making peaceful change happen. The guys with the guns weren't making the world better, they were the ones shooting activists.

You sound more like the slobbering Kennedy goof. Ted disavows this.

>muh Reddit boogeyman
Haunts your dreams, huh?

what an apt reaction webm. good choice my dude

>161019126

I do.

awoo

Batowl

Best counties in best states in order
>1. Union County Ohio
>2. Nassau County Florida
>3. Wright County Minnesota
>4. Livingston County Michigan
>5. Tie Suffolk County New York/Rankin County Missouri

but user i study everyday...

cyberpunk ted.

Hey

How new are you?

CNN...

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>*Rankin County Mississippi*

The well armed citizenry in Sadam Hussein's Iraq were all Sunni supporters of his regime, you dumb yid.
>Muh civil rights movement
That was financed and orchestrated by communists receiving direct support from the USSR. Fuck you, fuck off, gas yourself.

g'day mates, whats the new news?

Liberals and kikes actually believe that Trump hasn’t done anything since being elected. If you know any of these (((people))), show them these links! We can’t let the fake news win!

Trump Accomplishments - pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf
Trump MAJOR Accomplishments (2017) - pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6

NEW!

>ICE arrests hit 3-year high under Trump (archive.is/gzDDN)
>CNN to lay off up to 50 employees after missing revenue targets - viewership down 30% (archive.is/u2I7V)
>US homebuilding permits soar to highest level since 2007 (archive.is/r56xC)
>The DHS is planning on denying green cards to legal immigrants if they receive federal or state aid (archive.is/TFIoh)
>The Education Department officially says it will reject transgender student bathroom complaints (archive.is/Nf3PQ)
>Arrests of illegal immigrants without criminal records skyrocketed in 2017 (archive.is/3cH4B)
>Feds collect record taxes in first month under Trump’s tax cuts; runs surplus in January (cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/feds-collect-record-taxes-first-month-under-tax-cut-run-surplus)
>Stocks close higher, post best weekly gain since 2013 (archive.is/ixUaE)
>ICE arrests 212 illegals, targets 122 businesses in LA raid (archive.is/p4hIB)
>France boosts defence spending to hit NATO target after Trump complaints (archive.is/AzSqN)

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awooo

>161019068
none for (You) because it's awful

Surprised this webm didn't get the PTSD flashback treatment.

The interview, CNN...
Hand it over.

>Anything on Ohio best anything

id be down with being a trap but i dont have the freedom i use a 2008 laptop hp in my moms living room

i dont have a platform to live a normal life and do shit like that

>trump got busted cheating on his wife
>he tried to keep her quiet by paying her off
>it didn’t work

Say it with me /ptg/:

JOE CURSE
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oh*o btfo

Booobs

>this yid is still pushing the “give up ur guhns you can’t win against the government” shit

Kill every Joeposter.

>Laughing their asses off in Moscow

>No one has President's Day off dumbass. Well, except for students and government workers.
>I do.

NEETs and welfare rats also have Presidents' Day off work

few can pull off making a good trap though. so you'd take cock in the ass and everything?

>the civil rights movement was a communist plot
that's a new one

Wow, that's actually a nice patch

tiffany and ivankas are better imho

What's for dinner ptg?

Lel, keep working! Somebody needs to pay for me to sit at home all day.

God hates traps. You know that, right?

>inb4 seventeen bible verses defending traps

So what now? The "muller is /ourguy/" threoy is bunk, is there any resistance to ((them)) or is trump is sitting on his ass?

Melania

Cheesborgir

Stop namefagging. I'll only say it once.

tacos from jack in the box

That's not even a subject for debate, the same people trying to shut down Joe McCarthy were involved with instigating racial tension and pushing the antiwar movement. Ex-Soviet KGB and government officials have admitted as much.

you're eating too much sodium
but those stuffed japs look good

im not gay so it would be hard to find a male im attracted to but traps can be lesbian / or they can like other traps

but yes i like things in my ass

there were a disturbing number of *ichiganders in that last thread, let's do something to change that

>not so fast, Abdul from Dearborn

He’s completely insane, look at his videos
youtu.be/Cu5_wpCfHnk

>but yes i like things in my ass

like what?

Gonna fry a porgie and then I'm baking biscotti

What are you eating? Baked potato and grilled stake(well done) for me.

Rosa Parks was a card carrying communist.

There's Jack in Box in Mexico?

If yes then why the fuck would you get tacos there anyway?

>t. Jamal from Cleveland

Learn to win ted REEEE

>yes i like things in my ass
>not gay

Thick and gooey, feel like honey

That sweet milk, oh-so-tasty

Daddy, Daddy, please be hasty!

My tongue swirls round and round

While Daddy gives my ass a great big pound

Over in the corner, wrapped in chains

Mommy huddled over, screaming in pain

“Shut up, bitch! Stay on the floor!”

Mommy sobbing louder, I call her a whore

She reaches behind her for her gun

While Daddy gropes and tickles my sweet buns

Puts the barrel between her teeth

And Daddy’s semen begins to seep

Gunpowder, blood, brains and gore

Mommy’s lifeless corpse slumps ⬇ to the floor

Cummies, cummies filling my throat

My pussy is completely soaked

But Daddy’s cock just gets bigger

Over near the drawers, he grabs the scissors

Cuts a hole in Mommy’s stomach

In her hand, a gin and tonic

He begins to unravel her strings of intestines

“Look closely, you’ll learn a lesson”

Ties a noose, rigs it tight

“Sweetie, sweetie, no need to fight”

Puts her guts around my neck

“Looks like everything’s good and set”

Lets me fall down ⬇ about a yard

Face turning blue, choking hard

All the while, Daddy’s stroking his cock

And for a moment, our eyes lock

Tears of joy stream down my face

I’m going to a better place~

>grilled stake(well done)

better be using plenty of ketchup

D-Digits confirm!

Send ted your energy !

I eat mine plain.

>Somebody needs to pay for me to sit at home all day.

we got you, but you gotta shitpost tomorrow

you can stimulate your prostate without being gay

is that in syria?

>Well armed citizenry did nothing and made no difference.
except they were't 'well armed'. only 1 firearm was allowed per household for personal home defense IF they could afford it.

I think it's safe to say he did win this one, save for the eyes of the handful of viewers that still watch CNN but neither see their twitter activity. They're still probably too bitch to correct themselves on the air.

yes i would have been stoned to death like 100 times for cursing my parents if we lived in the bible times

thats how i see it it doesnt really fuckin matter
were all already dead in that regard

if you look at the biblical law

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Have you never had a girl tickle your prostate? It's the best feeling, next to getting rimmed

still a bit gay, and that's ok.
i'd fuck you if you trapped

Iraq

This is going to be the greatest conversation in the history of Cred Forums

yeah by fucking a woman, kys ass faggot

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It’s not really easy to buy a gun here. It’s actually a real pain in the ass.

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>Ohio cucks
>Powerful in any way
>Like Pennsylvania and Maryland cucks have to steal based Florida memes
This is just pathetic

Massage girls sure, otherwise it's weird to ask

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Smells like faggot in this thread right now

Fuck that ended to soon

nah I just crossed to the US to get some shit. I bought them because they are cheap and not that bad tbqh

How would you-
>Canadian

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government dictated indentured servitude isn't constitutional. The 13th Amendment outlaws the practice and the Commerce Clause can't regulate something that shouldn't exist in the first place.

Thank faggots for pushing the term "public accommodation" into meaning forced participation when SCOTUS destroys the foundation for the 1964 Civil Rights Act Titles 2 and 7 this summer.

The Democratic Party has been controlled by Soviets ever since Roosevelt opened the Federal government up to Soviet agents in 1933 when Roosevelt recognized the USSR as a sovereign nation. Everything that the Democrats did to assist the Soviet Union during and after World War 2 screams it.

m8, i've had dick in my ass before, i know what it feels like.
it's still fucking gay

>oh*oan """"""""""banter"""""""""""

They're turning the frigging traps gay!

>Mexican actually goes back
For what purpose?

ya its called taking a shit

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this fucking thread right now is amazing

>still a bit gay

i mean i wouldn't say its gay unless you're like attracted to the guy and cock itself. stimulating your prostate with objects isn't gay. cock itself wouldn't even be gay if you just saw it as a hard thing to stimulate your prostate too. its only if you see the cock itself as desirable that it becomes gay.

I am a Californian and I don't mind being collateral if you guys just saturate the state with clusterbombs and napalm.

>Ohio
>Greater then
>all of mid atlantic

I'll just be relaxing all day.

too much sodium?

RIP in piece that anus

It's traitor day here

have this one, fren
youtube.com/watch?v=WNy8ePVkPVk

post ass

True, fucking a man isn’t gay either, for the record.

she actually looks half-fuckable in this pic

The fuck did he eat?

no, its ugly

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I see, although I can't understand why would a Mexican go to the US to get tacos when we have much better tacos here in Mexico and probably just as cheap (or cheaper, they can be extremely cheap, but with a certain risk to get food poisoning, though.)

>JUST

ELEMAYOH

>condemn everything for not being biblical
>predict Trump dieing and Obama taking back over because biblical
>dont defile women because biblical
>love the poor because biblical
>fuck traps because the bible is outdated and retarded

i just like how hes holding it

hes like yup this is the turd i just took

I had pizza.

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kek

don't ruin the thread with gay shit.

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how is it ugly kek

Not bad actually.

I read the "laughing their asses off" tweet from Trump. What the set him off today? Hopefully the great draining will happen sooner rather than later. Also I hope it's plastered all over the media when their pawn drop one by one.

ITT: discussions of prostate pleasure, sticking objects up ones ass, and mexicans talking about tacos
I am fucking howling

>wright county MN

I'm from here and I can agree with that.

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lamo proxy fucking evidence falsifying faggot kys

Bank worker here, I do.

so what kind of things do you like in your ass?

Hey there, Mr. President!

im a tradesman

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>ITT: discussions of prostate pleasure, sticking objects up ones ass, and mexicans talking about tacos

weekends are fun.

STIFF

>m8, i've had dick in my ass before,

Jack in the Box tacos are the worst fucking shit. Taco fucking Bell does better.

Holy hell, I thought it was just me

Is the Trump Rally Thursday or Friday?

>filename
>tumblr*
works like a charm

>today's Daytona 500 winner

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what does that mean and why does it effect your booty

Based left turn man

ive never had a dick in my ass if thats what youre wondering

i ordered a toy off amazon before

ass stuff is my city

vagina iss completely reprehensible ive never been attracted to that part of a women

Maybe he just likes laughing at triggered leftists. The man is the king of salt miners.

>im a tradesman
>no, its ugly
>m8, i've had dick in my ass before, i know what it feels like. it's still fucking gay
ass trade?

I wonder how much the Russians paid him for that tweet.

PLEASE HURRY!

Eh, not really, you tell the girl to lick your balls, then you tell her to go lower, lower, lower, and voila, she's licking your butthole

Have you never really had a girl rim you? It's great

yeah

Zozz what the fuck is this?

wtf happened there? the guy light himself in fire?

why are you listening to the 2 min version
Here, take this
youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI&feature=youtu.be

its the 10 hour version, you can listen and shitpost all day
you're welcome

You've never even had sex you fucking incel

Ew poop n gays.

it means i drink alot and am a bit chubby

close, electrical

Speaking of gay shit I just found out Kalindra Chan is a fucking leftist. At least we still have warmfreshpaint.

>ive never had a dick in my ass if thats what youre wondering

yeah but if you trapped would you do it? have you even given head before?

>i ordered a toy off amazon before

like what a dildo? how did you even get away with that in your position

Suffolk County mentioned

he was born in a small village

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=161&v=oa7ksjc2nLc
This is right up your alley. It goes in to great detail about how the Soviets used the FDR administration to subvert America, steal the bomb, and wreck the world. Note the last names of the spies, it sounds like a roll call at a synagogue.

were you always a gay or did you just get lonely and decide to start letting dudes fuck you in the ass?

I have never had sex before and that's disgusting you leaf.

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chubby asses are my fetish desu

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PENCE PLEASE HURRY

just Ted being Ted

>getting your asshole licked
How is this not gay? Even if it’s done by a woman

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>I have never had sex before

The fuck is going on with DACA? Is the March 5th deadline really meaningless now?

They should make a Sopranos spinoff with Paulie Walnuts as the main character and reveal that he was actually gay all along, that way David Chase can save face after all the homophobic and racist shit in the original Sopranos. It would be kinda funny too.

please god make that a banner

>t. gay

yes but i wouldnt be attracted to the guy

giving head sounds fun too

>how did you even get away with that in your position

amazon prime 2 day ship when my parents on vacation i ordered a butt plug and a dildo

Chicken with some chocolate milk
Also lots of water

im only half gay, i still like women, and nah, i knew i was a poof at 15 but i didnt fuck a guy till i was 19.
iirc usually its me topping, ive only been fucked once

stay on topic faggot

A tranny is a lefty - I would have never imagined.

congress couldn't come with something so is dead

For a second there I thought you were talking about the cripple kid

>meaningless now
It was always meaningless, when Trump cancelled it he said "I'm giving you 6 months, then we'll see"

Fukken saved

Tfw born in a small village

I'm up for that, I'll never see the attraction, he's a lying faggot !

He keeps pushing the date back, fucking schizos need to be locked up

Melania did a good job drawing those moon runes

So? What's wrong with that?

I've had them that big. Slow af metabolism means I don't shit often. If I eat a lot between by shits, it ends up like that.

How is it gay? You just make a woman show her devotion to you by putting her mouth on arguably the most disgusting part of you body

Dont bully Alec

>yes but i wouldnt be attracted to the guy

i guess that makes sense if its just like a mutual thing

>giving head sounds fun too

so you've never given head either?

>amazon prime 2 day ship when my parents on vacation i ordered a butt plug and a dildo

no shit? do you still useit?

WHO DIS

In the past week we've learned that the schizo kpop poster:
>faps to trannies
>wants to be gay
>is (was?) on foodstamps

what will be next?

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Bet she could cut a nice turd

>TFW born into large village
>Village 90% White
>still live in village
>80% White now
>I’m only 18
AHHHHHHHH

user, I...

get fucked memeflaggot

lmao, you're going to be in for a surprise

he just said he doesn't want to be gay though

Japs are liquidy. They don't make logs.

How did we get used by Russia? Get out of my head Vladimir!

I'm only 20. Explain to me why still being a virgin at my age is bad.

40:1 odds

Keto Pizza

T_D is on suicide watch.

How the hell did he steal it?
Boss, that burger is a high priority item, miles above top secret! Take that burglar down once and for all! My busin-Mother Base depends on it!

It isn't, he is just a degenerate leaf.

REEEEEE NO BULLY /OURGOBLING/ ALEC

x

m8, im 20 and i've only screwed 8 people.
that made regular people feel like sluts

Hes in the right place then

Yuk

t. virgins

surprise buttsex

>3 threads ago, intelligent discussion on the future of the UK
>this thread, and it's rampant homosexuality and degeneracy
HOW DOES IT CHANGE THIS FAST

Rich?

>take nap
>wake up with headache

why does my body do this to me

Will Tucker be on tonight or is he on leave?

It's Sunday silly

thread needs pic related

This is the fate of all generals eventually britposter
As someone who has been on here since October of 2015, things clearly took a hit in quality after the election

You'll hang with the leftists you degenerate idiot.

That's what communists do.

boredom? i dunno

T u c c is mon-fri.

Drink more water, invest in a better pillow

Trump is a Zionist shill, Hillary would have been way worse but at the end it dosent really matter
youtu.be/kCSUdSv9Dzo

tell me more about your sexual frustration please

only drawback is being locked out of being able to experience high schooler pussy

It's Sunday but good point. Might be off for President's Day

Not sure, but ive been crying from laughter

Figured as much. Besides, I don't want to have sex until marriage.
Read above. Even if I tried it wouldn't enjoyable for anyone because you know.

more like gagging on their first dick

Member when this guy was just another cuck on Fox and Friends on the weekends? Whose decision was to give him his own show? Was it that nigga Ailes or whatever the fuck his name was?

high school pussy was fucking amazing god damn

If you're English. You are very good at imitating an American accent.

20 is still ok, but really bordering on concern.

RIP /britpol/, from singlehandedly withstanding Cred Forumsharbour to becoming a cancerous civnat tripfest

nascar race just ended

>discussion about the future of your country
>then things get degenerate
Seems about right. It's your future.

its monday for me
possible 48 hours of no tucker
i need it

it's become much like the future of the UK

Slept too long? Dehydrated?

Don't ask, just enjoy the ride. I haven't laughed this hard since Portubro posted his socks

????

BAKAING!

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It sounds like an incredibly disgusting show of devotion that only an insecure degenerate might see fit to enact. I.e.; gaaay. Just put a baby in her like a normal human being.

Keep trying to push your agenda, kike.

>implying i don't like that too

now where's the chubby posterior

wtf I missed Portubros socks?

i really like big cow tits

yes, call me a kike because I have gotten laid and you havent. fucking hilarious.

It takes manlets a few extra years to get the ball rolling.

no i am a complete loser virgin i have never even talk to a girl in 10 years

ive been rotting being a neet my whole life

>no shit? do you still useit?

i havnt used it in some months cuz u have to spray water up ur ass and do a process of cleaning so you dont shit everywhere and i dont feel like it i just fap to traps

I was only out for maybe 30 minutes. I never take naps but it was Sunday so I figured no harm in closing my eyes.

It's probably punishment for missing so many /ptg/ threads

Sorry user I dont watch Fox and Friends

I wouldn't hate brit/pol/ if they would stop namefagging for no apparent reason.

sauce?

Correct

they are trudeau tier

>It's your future.
>implying it isn't my present
the shoes were funnier

They'll ignore this.

>i havnt used it in some months cuz u have to spray water up ur ass and do a process of cleaning so you dont shit everywhere and i dont feel like it

lmao

It won't be pleasurable. I got my dick mutilated.

maybe I've just been sleeping around too much

youtube.com/watch?v=Dfs4PDEfc6I

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just find a hooker dude you are embarassing yourself

iirc FaF is on at the same time as Morning Joe.

It's great to see goat fuckers blown to pieces, more please !

I'm sorry to hear that. Can't say I understand your pain (literally and figuratively)

His show is based in DC I think,

Good lad.

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What's with all the projection? Did I touch a nerve? Are you ashamed of being a degenerate?

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>pic
wtf i believe polls now

im busy atm
besides, im no good at pictures

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I don't have any sexual desire now and I'm bitter and resentful towards my parents among others.

GO NOW

Negatory.
1 (((Joseph's))) flaz, oat bran & whole wheat Lavash Bread
A few tablspoons of Pizza sauce
Pepperoni
Shitloads of Mozzarella
1 pizza, 2 large servings 11 carbs each
Around 3-4 bucks of ingredients

come back and let me know when you find a girl to touch your little peepee fren.

So buttblasted

Yes! AHHHAHAHAHA

Sounds breddy gud.

t. virgin

Whoops, thats around 7 carbs each.
8 for the bread 4 for sauce and 2 for pepperoni. 14 total (net) carbs.

Just snag bricks of cheese. Pre-shredded has carby non-stick powders added.
I bake the bread alone for a few minutes to toughen it up a little and then top it and broil it until the cheese browns.
Pretty damn good for what it is.