/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IF LOOKS COULD KILL EDITION

Arrest her for colluding with the emus.

>they don't even jiggle.
mate, don't try that shit with me
it was for research purposes I swear, never been there since

rbc.ru/magazine/2017/11/59e0c17d9a79470e05a9e6c1

You know Rin wouldn't trade her cozy headgear for a MAGA hat.
You'd have to give here a MAGA edit of her own headpieces.

hello kouhai
birthday is feeling a lot more /comfy/ now that i'm drunk

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AWOO~

ma nigga!

poo?

I hope you're lying. Foot fetish is patrician AF. Wikifeet is in my bookmarks for fapping.

Can't have have an independence day if you never fought for independence.

youtube.com/watch?v=VL7XS_8qgXM

Shouldn't it be a Poo if she's working in a 7/11?

2d feet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> real feet

wew baby

All is well, then.

Just think, Jeyhun Aslanov is probably reading this right now.

CNN should have to register as a foreign agent
youtube.com/watch?v=t2KjDxrMd1o

>tfw Miller will never look at you with those Gobbels eyes

>nearly
Unfortunate.

Just be glad they supplied us with some of the best Lisa
>new awoo folder patch soon

Salt! Salt! Get your gun control Salt!

So which one of you bois is this

>John McCain will never die in your lifetime

>tfw Aoi lewds took over Pixiv after that fucking hot springs episode

I want Heather to scratch my back and draw blood

sorry mate, I've wanked to pictures of women barefoots, and I've had some horrible fantasies about what I would do with them, but don't have a thing for feet on their own.

>Do you think the Russians/US will fuck up the Turks?
No, most likely not
The russians are attempting to pull the turks further into their sphere of influence with these S-400 sales and they dont give a fuck about the Kurds.
The US is in a bad spot, supporting a group the Turks have called terrorists and want to genocide, but NATO alliance wins out over the nation building project.

This is not normal!

come now, not every 7/11 employee is a pajeet

>those last 3 threads

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Just 7/11 of them.

being successful is evil

if youre ok with making a lot of money while most people dont

then youre a psychopath

i dont respect anyone theyre all fucking their wives and having passionate sex with eachother in their private mc mansion homes and making their own money i guess they have it figured out they have created their own kingdom on earth and theres homeless people outside at the same time

they can shoot you for coming on their property
too

did you make this? cause i certainly didn't

eats fast food in bed and fucks porn stars. nuff said.

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wat. How do you fantasize about just feet? all I can imagine is some dude just wanking off to floating feet in the air. feet are just the cherry on top on tits n buttcheeks.

>salt
That’s a cringe tier meme, even on reddit. Might as well post rare pepes

Only watched 2 episodes so far, don't know how crazy she is yet.

Yes I made that

>allaccordingtokeikaku.gif

was it actually confirmed he was a kike?

that bindi looks like a laser sight scoped in on Momijis forehead

Do you have the link to the current one?

Lisa has nice feet!

God bless you

Conservatives are the enemies of change, progress and improvement throughout the world. That is what "conservative" means. These people are either stupid, selfish, evil, or some combination of the above. Fuck em. I'll be increasingly angry at them the more they fuck everything up.

congrats, you leafs got another productive resident
do you need anymore Haitians?
We also got some mexicans we can spare?

She's not crazy, just a bit of an introvert that takes her hobby seriously.

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Why would we want retards in this country?

Fucking hell. This guy is going to cost the taxpayer a fortune. We could literally build an MRI for what this retard will cost.

>footfag hour
i should've just gone to bed

>How do you fantasize about just feet?
footfags have huge folders of solely (hehe) the feet. I can't really get into them on a proper sexual level (only femdom dimension, which I hate going to). sorry mate, maybe if i loved the girl i could be like " i think your feet are really pretty, dear" but nah don't really care.
it's interesting

Fuck off and stop dumping your trash on our lawn.

Build a northern wall, we'll fucking pay for it.

You're right
>new awoo folder patch soon

THANKS!

The plain fact of the matter is that conservatives do not want cooperation OR change. Obama spent eight years trying to be diplomatic and they fucked him. He had supermajorities and they stonewalled literally every moderate to progressive piece of legislation put before them that they could.

They do not need to be reasoned with or cooperated with, they need to be fucking dragged kicking and screaming into the future whether they like it or not. Fuck them and fuck what they think about, you don't "cooperate" with short-sighted idiocy any more than you'd cooperate with other wrongful ideologies of the past like racism, theocracy, or legalized sexism. Fucking politically stomp them into the dirt. THAT is what needs to happen in 2018/2020.

Change ain't fucking pretty or diplomatic, it pisses people the fuck off who want things to stay shitty or get shittier.

(((CNN))) said he was so it could be true

>2018
>US employment booming
>still no easy access to work visas for Bruce's

SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP

>ywn spend a year in burger land paying taxes, shooting guns, eating ribs & going to ball games

What’s Jeyhun Aslanov like in person?

Any hour is footfag hour.

Checkmate Christians!

>17 innocent people
This is low effort bait. It should be "12 innocent people and five fellow kikes."

I've taken the liberty of just not putting any mental barriers to what I put here and once in a while I get fun weird things like that.

I didn't save it but some user's got it; hopefully less than an hour I'll have it up

>no emanated foxfu
STAHP IT

The problem with the world is backwards-ass people fighting to keep broken and aged systems/laws in place, preventing progress and advancement. Whether their motive is because change scares them or because it helps keep them in power over others doesn't really matter, since both attitudes are equally fucking over humanity one day at a time.

I'm not that worried though. We have enough people aware of this that its only a matter of time that the future comes in a great sweeping wave fashion and wipes these scummy ways of thinking outnof existence.

Humans are more than ready to start taking care of our entire species as a whole. We live in an age of abundance and connectivity compared to past times. The world will unite under a common cause lest we destroy ourselves. Hopping the former wins over and spreading awareness is all we can do.

>things ywn
>things you hate

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>>no shit? do you still useit?

>i havnt used it in some months cuz u have to spray water up ur ass and do a process of cleaning so you dont shit everywhere and i dont feel like it i just fap to traps

>Stop clinging to the constitution as an excuse

Get out

> Hillary Clinton pays a spy to pay Russian spies for "intelligence" on her political opponent
> This is used as evidence to investigate if Trump worked with foriegn powers to spread dirt about Hillary Clinton

I used to think they were just very good at projecting, now I wonder if they are capable of anything OTHER than projecting.

Kikes hate Christianity so much that they removed the Christian crosses from the onion domes in that picture.

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Yes, he had supermajorities and still fucked up. Everything the dems proposed was filibuster proof. They could not get shit done because they are incompetent or they only want things to remain wedge issues.

If he doesn't die someone is going to have some explaining to do.

>We cured terminal brain cancer.
>Don't ask us how though, it just happened.

better than the michelle pfieffer catwoman edit i did that I hope nobody saved.
>how does it feel to be working for Rex Tillerson? state.
state
>he does all the work whilst you're just his mouthpiece? state.
state
>how bad do you feel that you never had that third child? department.
department
>within state department.
within state department
>say that three times.

I'm not interested in barefeet nearly as much as I absolutely LOVE cute feet in high heels. Nothing gets my cock harder than a beautiful woman in fashionable heels.

Or do you report directly to mikhail?

>the general is more hostile to qt 2d soles than gay traps
makes you think

>their next strategy is to just post walls of text

ANYONE GOT OC THAT THEY WANT TO BE NEXT BREAD'S OP PIC?

IT'S A SLOW NEWS CYCLE SO I REALLY DON'T HAVE MUCH

If anyone from the government reads this. Please tell Trump to not cancel OPT STEM for international students in the US.

International student enrollment is declining in the US. Int students pay three times more, and that money is good for financial aid programs for locals, as well as to avoid increasing in-state tuition.

Trump is planning on putting a huge limitations on international students by canceling a two year work permit called OPT STEM and that is part of the reason why International students are less encouraged to come to the US.

Sorry, this probably has nothing to do with the post, it’s just that it makes me sad that Trump not only wants to stop illegal immigration. He also wants to stop LEGAL immigration and affect those who have followed the law.

Sincerely,

An international student in the US

>that dumb slut posted about my texts

Trump received help from Russia therefore his election was illegitimate

They're not, and they assume nobody else is either. This is how the "overcompensation" meme started about anything masculine.
>oh you like working out you must be a fag
>oh you like guns / trucks / cars / whatever you must have a small penis
>oh you have faith in public you must be a degenerate in private
>oh you think fags are disgusting you must secretly be one
and on, and on, and on, until the ovens get warmed up.

I'll take feetfags over gays 24/7

>michelle pfieffer
You know, now that I think about it, Heather could be Michelle's sister.

This is an acceptable cozy hat edit.

>ghana
b-b-but >muh wakanda

>161029413
>An international student in the us

1. show us your flag
2. you've gotta go back

pack it up guys Drumpf is done for real this time.

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7/11 is huge in Japan, no poos there.

Why do neocons always do this?

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Yeah, I know, in HK there's prolly one every 3 blocks. It's actually pretty great

7/11 is unironically superior to WaWa.

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It's a good way of putting it. The entire Mueller investigation is predicated on the assumption that Trump has unsavoury ties with someone somewhere. It never occurred to them that he might actually be clean, which then forces Mueller to desperately try to dig for dirt elsewhere.

You should get rid of that blank space at the bottom.

Lawyer broad is sexy. I want her to strap me to a table dominate me.

More like 3 every 1 block.

Bong

How about this?

Let's send the leafs all of our cripples during the winter, label them as an "oppressed" class because we don't hand out free wheelchairs and such. Drain their fucking economy dry in a generation.

*ends drumpf's presidency*

>reddit's peepee tapes

Maybe in wanchai near times square, but it's well distributed elsewhere

I'm sorry, I can't do that.

What is that?

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Honestly, fuck the FBI. They should hold themselves to a higher standard.

7/11's are the fucking worst. They harbor illegals in almost every country they operate because their franchise system prevents the parent company 7&i from ever taking responsibility while letting the owners of the franchise skirt tax and minimum wage laws. The fucking chinks that overstayed their visa needs to get the fuck out of Japan

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only if the outfit is good too though, for me. focus always tends to shift upwards the longer i think about the feet and legs. always end up thinking about their waist and breasts and face
as long as the 1992 catsuit fits then great
why can't they just unhealthily consume hentai or porn of their degenerate fantasies instead of going the morally superior route and just projecting it onto their political enemies.

apologize!!

>US Media treats UK as there are rape gangs and acid attackers running around
Cause there are
>Stop clinging ro the constitution as an excuse
These commies need to die. There aren't enough helicopter memes in the world for my anger against such subhuman scum

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All guns larger than my penis should be banned

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Lol, gee I wonder

>taking kids off school for 3 weeks for an unnecessary travel trip
Why do parents do this? That family has 4 kids too.

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Did you ever end up breeding him? He has a really cute body teebeeh

it's pretty-much an old tape for them
but in this case they should blame videogames and movies; if we could just have some that didn't shit on us and our culture we'd probably shut the fuck up and be content

We using barrel length as the metric here?

DRUMPF BTFO

Catwoman was the only part of Batman Returns I liked. The story just didn't work for me.

someone say helicopter?

Its Podesta and Clinton that are fucked boy

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because they're retarded. It's always "muh movies, muh vidya".
They can't fathom the thought that maybe society at large is to blame, not movies and vidya.
They serve their purpose which is to block the left from violating the constitution but what they're doing will not solve shootings anytime soon (assuming this isn't another CIAnigger operation).

i thought he already plead

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I agree. Modern artillery should be banned.

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Ok boys I don't speak commie, is this another serb awoo or is that rooskie on it's hat?

>when you spot a Mexican trying to cross the border

They do. You should ask that of the president.

>As I have written previously, Mueller's path to proving collusion is 1) identifying what the Russians did; 2) determining if they violated any federal laws; and 3) finding evidence that US persons helped Russia in its efforts. The indictment shows that Mueller has found evidence of (1) and (2). The indictment also shows that Russia did enlist the help of US persons in several aspects of its operations. These include "unwitting" members of Trump's campaign involved "in local community outreach ... that supported then-candidate Trump."
The fact that the indictment states that some members of the campaign were "unwitting" does not preclude the possibility that Mueller has evidence that campaign members wittingly assisted Russia as well.

It's over. Drumpf will be impeached for collusion.

oh shit...

fuk u

Oh? Keep a good eye on that money and see who it really goes to help.

i would watch the shit off of this spinoff

or if alex replaces frank

This looks like a remove kebab awoo, based on this
youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

Is that what trump named his penis?

Wow, almost like...it happened in a really slow news cycle.

Those look like genocide runes and not vodka ones.

You don't become a billionaire by being stupid enough to film yourself performing sex acts

>it takes man with unlimited resources two years to indict some shitposters
Jeez leaf, we'll all be dead at the rate he's going.

MAGA benis

they always go for the sickest most depraved fantasy. projection? who the fuck knows they are to far gone.

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That's the saddest attempt at a leftist meme yet.
McCain actually did get captured and no collusion is very fucking confirmed now.

I would actually like to see Alex and Frank come up with crazy schemes the rest of the gang want no part of.

Out

Remember to never reply to meme flags.

mate i've been wanking to michelle pfieffer since I was in my early teens, like I give a shit about the story.

>relying on the state to deliver all of your child's education

Why are leafs always like this

I don't know how anyone could take him seriously after the 2016 election

What I was thinking, ok Serb awoo (3). Hate to admit I haven't watched Darling yet but this is another 02 right? Or am I looking at just a generic Oni?

no

Yo if that actually happened along. The rest of the world would be fucked

It's cute that Nate is still pretending CNN is what constitutes what's currently being talked about with its massive 900k audience in a country of 340 million

Who is Frank

It's because a few kikes got blasted so they're kvetching a little harder than they normally would.
Completely meaningless though as the SCOTUS is under conservative control so the 2nd will not be violated anytime soon.

I think thats a generic oni

kompromat

Is this "male succubus" on ehentai by any chance?

No, that's just a devil AWOO

This is what a 02AWOO looks like

By azura by azura by azura

Danny Devito's character in It's Always Sunny

>It was muh Cred Forumsidya and muh Cred Forums made me this way.
>More innocent than those dead shitskin jews

I think that's supposed to be 02. I had a webm of her in full Oni mode as a child but I fucked up and it's gone now.

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> I haven't watched Darling yet
Same. But the more people spam it the less i'm interested.

better version

A kind user made a better body for her, let me see if I saved it

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Im tired of this loser. Hes entering Frank Luntz territory

>they always go for the sickest most depraved fantasy.
it's just a matter of how they deal with. we all have our sins and temptations, and i try everyday to resist my foul impulses. left wingers are only corrupted morally because they celebrate sin and do not wish to 'solve' something which they see isn't a problem. that's why they're broken and unhealthy

Why do people keep posting Alex with "I NEED FRANK!"?

Why didn't he an hero?

>someone finally fixed the body

Now you know why the kikes are so desperate to sabotage ties with Russia. The remains of the Soviet nuclear arsenal are the only thing in the solar system preventing us from doing whatever the fuck we want.

nvm, there it is. nice.

If I had a gf that would wear that, I would never leave the house.

here's the other one for the smile

they normally take a week to go away anyways.
>It's because a few kikes got blasted so they're kvetching a little harder than they normally would.
this is a good point and we should name the jew when people are paying attention

Heatherbong knows whats up

Give it another week

Whenever I go to his livestreams I always seem to see that part but I have no idea the context for it.

Trump BTFO!!!

Thanks user.

Drumpf did not collude with Russia to steal the election from Hillary.

>FACT CHECK: FALSE.

>But the more people spam it the less i'm interested.

ROOSYA NO!

I've got em both; just wasn't sure if she transformed into something pure evil or not.

>tfw so far behind in my backlog there's still shows from summer '16 on my HDD need to be caught up on
I'm sure I'll get to it, just the only thing current I'm even caring about is DxD Hero in spring.

>being this sphincter splintered

I'm gonna miss the ONI/AIDS meme, it was fun while it lasted.

Drumpf is not mentally ill.

>FACT CHECK: FALSE.

Future Deportations Version

what did they mean by this?

Some guy called him with that name and started mocking him, saying:"Everytime I start listening to you, you are bragging"
Then he asks the guy's mic to be cut and starts screaming.

It's spammed for a reason. It's genuinely quite good. If you liked KLK or Evangelion, or really anything by Trigger, A-1, or Gainax, you'll enjoy it.

Correct, he's just an idiot.

Naming the jew is a good idea with younger generations but if you're trying to enlighten older generations it's not very effective.
Many have been psyop'd into thinking kikes are some holy race and "children of g-d".
The correct way is to point out their devious/greedy/treacherous behavior and then let people connect the dots on their own.

Some asshole named Frank called him and told Alex that he was always running his mouth about bring 'the tip of the spear' and bragging about how grest he was and it was getting old. Alex then started screaming at him about how 'I need your help, Frank. Free press needs your help!'

It just means it'll take more months for me to catch up, i know it's a great show and i'm sure i'll love it. But my fatigue grows really fast.

Kek same, there are some of the shows that has been sitting on my drive since 2014.

Frank=hotdog
Hotdog=pen0r

No, he is clearly mentally ill. We need the 25th amendment NOW.

Gun debates are going to be hot tomorrow. I'm looking forward to reading all the 'government should take guns' salt.

simply morality shit mate, atheists are just confused or retarded.
>I would never leave the house.
because she'd keep you chained up in her basement?
>tfw my ex promised to wear leather someday for me
>tfw that day never came
fucking put me in a coffin right now

kek

But leafs, he’s bisexual, so he will help spread the hivvy to your non faggot population (if that’s a thing)

If pink hair looked this good in real life I'd love the trend rather than see it and think 'sickening'

>implying it's completely gone
Hiro just suppressed it for a little while when he found a purpose.

well this is a gen-z-op so then the plan works well. we already have the elderly on our side

Did she ever say why that never happened or what? That's disappointing.

Right? But non natural hair colour is the easiest red flag to spot

Source for this

>disability welfare for life
>medication for his AIDS
>housing
>food stamps
>public transit subsidy
Dude, you could build two MRI machines for what he's going to cost, and that's assuming he doesn't commit any crimes. Oh, and he's going to be used as a propaganda piece to advocate for bringing in more just like him.

this thread ain't big enough for the two of us.
youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4

nice

Powerful.

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duel me leaf DO IT PUSSY

>that wonky uggo face

Is there a clip of that somewhere? Sounds funny

Why are motorcycles looking like a shitty building made based on modern architecture?

das rite wypipo!

What is that ape doing?

Stop posting anime you fucking virgins.

chinkleaf swole af he'll kill you

>atheists are just confused or retarded.

Or evil.

t. crackwhore Timpf

Wakanda is not real.

>Did she ever say why that never happened or what?
uh she broke up with me hahaha that's why that day never came.
>That's disappointing.
yeah someday I'll open up honestly to another girl like her and things will be different and maybe she will wear something like michelle pfieffer's catsuit. i have hope.

>the leaf getting made literally everyone is ignoring his spam so now he's trying to insult the users in addition to Trump

ending white supremacy

Never stops winning

>I NEEEEED YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEEE
youtube.com/watch?v=dkzvWDLjP_o

Got a link?

DAS RITE WAIPEPO

OUR FICTIONAL LAND WRITTEN BY A JEW IS...SOMETHING.

why?

youtube.com/watch?v=WA79ew9atyE

Make me

Celebrating a fictional country an it's proud imaginary culture.

>the leaf getting made

looks like you have the same literacy skills as you're precious Orange Hitler

I feel like Timpf subsists on a diet of cocaine, Marlboro Lights, and Diet Coke.

Were any moolies killed?

yeah forgot about that

She's almost as ugly.

thank you

I can't seem to find it on jewtube.

How about... no.

>no hat

I would gladly pay to watch this film

not far off from my diet desu. we really are perfect for eachother.

my dick is as wide as his arm and my arms as wide as ten of 150 of his dicks. Can't stop me, im in charge here.

Imagine being so mentally broken and Canadian that you spend all day very poorly trying to troll /ptg/.

Fucking hell you PA anons made too many eagles awoos during the superb owl; what we wuz country am I looking at?

Churns my stomach just thinking about it.

I love you lads. Alex is a national treasure.

BAKIN!

Too bad, I've never had a gf so I'm not sure how I'll open myself up to someone that way and tell them some of the more "weird" things I like.

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That the abbo flag I think.

youtube.com/watch?v=WA79ew9atyE

If you want more anime posting you can just ask user

aussie abbo flag

There is a very strong possibility that Russia handed drumpf the presidency.

>FACT CHECK: TRUE.

She should grow her hair longer.

>tfw you wake up

I've missed you, ani anime leaf.

Is that why you use tshirts to masturbate?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

More anime you say?

looks like the aussie aboriginal flag

Drumpf could learn a thing or two from Mrs. May.

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you got the wrong guy here! i'm just a goof.

Oh, you don't like shootings fading out of the news cycle? Gooood, let's talk about Vegas again...

Imagine being either a prisoner overseas or in a genuine coma during most of the election and coming home to find this news out. 2014 me would have laughed at you if you told me that.

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>desperate subhuman weeb beta who will die alone

Obviously a known germaphobe who can hardly scrub a toilet and only eats well-done meat would pay hookers to pee on him. Obviously.

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NEW NEW

Students being used by Jews to infringe on our rights; notice how Nancy Pelosi and Cuck Schumer have been quiet so far? Jews are taking a new tactic in their quest to disarm America.

Anime is so aesthetic. American cartoons are trash in comparison

>Fuck off and stop dumping your trash on our lawn.
But your PM invited all those folks from shithole counties to come on in

This did actually happen, but i forgot the prisoner/location. They told him Trump was president and he thought it was a joke.

>Not Tyrone posting

>11/12/16
>welcome back to the world mr user. you've been in a coma for two years.
>"who's the president doc?"
>we just elected celebrity real estate mogul and part time steak salesman donald trump as president
>"no really who's president?"
>mfw

Kek

>Nate Silver
Friendly reminder to always do the opposite of what he says

>161029089
>(((Art Buchwald)))
Nixon was fucking right to be paranoid, the Jews were out to destroy him because his "return to normalcy" threatened their plans for America.

New bread