Millenials Have To Stop Travelling

Travelling is degenerate, you're wasting thousands of dollars and tons of gas to explore another country when your forefathers sacrificed their lives for you to have this one. It was pushed on baby boomers as a "everyone must do this!" experience by corporate America when the wages were rising in the early 80s. It was a way to get baby boomers to drain the country of its hard earned wealth Millenials today are in debt and don't have the career prospect to travel yet are doing it anyways. This is going to cost the U.S a LOT of money as the average millennial is throwing 5 grand into the EU or the Caribbean or wherever.

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Actually it makes more sense for someone with little prospects to travel. It's a have fun while the ship sinks sort of deal. Have lots of life experiences while times are bad so they aren't so bad to you.

>Travelling is degenerate
Kk.

op is poor and jealous he has never been on an airplance

But their lives wouldn't have to be so bad if they saved rather than spent.

Their lives are bad is because the culture is bad and so are the people. If you save instead of spending it on experiences, you have no way of escaping the culture. It's a way of escaping the time period until it ends really.

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Women who travel are just sex tourist. They just don't have to go to shady establishments to get their rocks off.

The only real fun I’ve had in the last 2 years is during my 3 trips outside of North America.

Otherwise I just work and endure the SJWism in Seattle.

>I don't feel important to my culture so I let my culture trample me while chasing fleeting moments of individualism
This is the cultural equivalent of not voting.

Travel is cure for ignorance. Try it

S

Leave Seattle, chummer.

Millenials be all like let's travel and not have kids.

I'm all like I need to move the fuck out of America and have 7 kids.

I think it’s fine if people want to travel, I just don’t see the appeal personally. The only thing I would care about is the architecture and photos provide a good enough simulation for the difference in cost.

Can anyone tell me what the appeal is, besides maybe sex/drug tourism? I legitimately don’t get it and have no desire to spend so frivolously, but I think I’d feel the same if I won the lottery.

It's not letting culture trample you, it's escaping the culture as much as you possibly can until it's over.

Only retards are against traveling

You sound like you live with your parents

Its not that traveling is degenerate its more that people who profess that they love traveling do not actually travel.

A huge part of traveling is to see how other people live and to learn about other cultures from your own perspective. What do these 20 something do instead? They just travel to these places and drink and party with a bunch of other ex pats. Add a little bit a gilt free fucking on top of that and boom you have (((Traveled))).

Its more like going to a large amusement park.

Only rural and suburban retards travel.

No it's not ok

My parents are actually rich. I'm writing this after telling them not to travel

Literally anyone who travels looks like that

Tell that to all the people who go to cities like Paris and London and still think Muslim immigration wasn't a mistake.

People who travel are ignorant

Only retards trabel

ESCAPISM

This as well

if you don't feel like traveling every once in a while, you're the fucking retard. you sound like red-neck fucking white trash bydlo that wouldn't give a fuck if he wan't allowed to leave his farm for the rest of his life.

Only trash want to travel. People who need to escape their pathetic lives. Retards, losers.

>Travelling is degenerate
fuck you, are you fucking retarded? a true man have the urge to unveil the world, only a fucking faggot with anxiety would say travelling is degenerate.

PEOPLE CRYING ABOUT BEING LONELY IN THEIR OLD AGE

AND I'M LIKE...
WHAT AWESOME SHIT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY GRANDKIDS NEXT?

I know you're Columbian but you're not scarface. The world is not yours buddy

I enjoy travelling to fuck hookers and do drugs in other countries. How you can call this a degenerate activity is beyond me.

you are a fucking faggot, that`s what you are.
oh, fucking god, kill yourself
how a human can be so imbecile?
come the fuck on man. You reach a whole new level of retardation

People who are too scared to grow up and have kids are 9/10 not actually doing any of those awesome things that childless 25+ claims they get to do because of childlessness.

scarface is fucking Cuban, fucking burger

>meme flag
>badly cropped normalfag meme with watermark
>absolutely seething
What a dumb fucking thread
I'm legit losing brain cells trying to understand

I know, but he did most of his business in Columbia. I just wanted to connect the two.

I don't want to waste the countries wealth on travelling.

this. women travelling are usually sluts.

Yep. You know these chicks who travel without a guy are just going on Tinder in each new country with shit like this: "Im in town for 2 nights, who wants to show me the sights!"

It's like beers of the world, but with cocks.

T. Unemployed neet with no responsibilities and mommy money

If you can't grasp the benefits of vacation, you're either a top tier goy enriching a fat jew or a child with no burdens in life

Sightseeing is great desu. Pictures really don't do it justice. Also food

Bump

>pursues higher education (ie college)
>regress intellectually due to social-engineering designed protect corporate socialism.
Time to abolish public education. Libraries and the internet have always been a more reliable source of education.
>pay taxes and be legally forced to send kids to school
>teacher proceeds to tell kids to use the library and the internet
Wow. So this is the power of socialism.

Go "find yourself" in Europe than

Benefits of vacation? You mean being a lazy slob for a week now has benefits? And im a University student my parents offered to pay for a trip to Rome for me and I declined since I'm redpilled on the travel industry. Pro-tip: Jews own most plane companies.

I myself only travel to visit my family in Croatia, other then that I just work and have fun in U.S. I definitely have money to travel but i see no point in it. Youjust go blow thousands of dollars on a plane ticket to see and take pictures of something that you could just look up on Google. The only actually useful travel is for jobs that require it or visiting family/people.

The point of higher education is to meet and interact with rich people. Not education

Every big American city is essentially the same

Same fucking ethnic food, same bullshit alcohol at the bars, same shitskins.

I can understand people like brits travelining. In less than a day you can traverse their entire nation. Not like the US by any stretch of the imagination.

Traveling*

So you are that kind of rebellious cunt from a rich family that wants to live like a poor person

>get a free (You)
>OP just gallivants on in his tirade
>can't see what a gigantic faggot he's being
>doesn't try to refute own retardation or even sell me his idea
Now this is genuine discussion

Hahaha of course you're a student with mommy and daddy money. You go to class like 16 hours per week and have no responsibilities at all except to do your little papers. Your life is vacation, why would you want to go anywhere else?

I've been to all 50 US states. Most of the US sucks. Much more fulfilling to travel overseas.

pretty sure you just suck

i've been all over the country and always had a blast

I'm also not very interested in traveling at all. Everyone makes such a big deal about it so I feel like something's wrong with me that I have little interest in visiting places and pretty much 0 interest in leaving the country.

I can "vacation" in the next town over and enjoy myself. I think my thing is, unless you have nearly inexhaustible funds to partake in several amenities over your entire trip, it'll just get boring quickly. I'm one of those squares that actually want to visit museums and shit when I travel instead of just partying.

I really don’t care about the food, especially since I’m in America and all the quality stuff is available here anyways.
I get that pictures don’t do it justice, but by saving me literally thousands of dollars and much time, it’s an okay trade off.
I kinda feel like people do it just because they are supposed to. If I won the lottery I’d probably visit 3 places and that’s about it.

>Travelling
I agree, millennials should stop being communists

>*has children*. >both parents have to work now. >child inherits your miserable and unstable existence hurrr have babies.. it make ebrythang btter

West of the Rockies is great. It gets spotty the further east you get though. Mostly shit tier. Maybe you just have low standards.

>next town over
Yeah, the “getting away from it all” feeling is pretty cheap and easy. I’m spoiled by the internet though and museums don’t hold much interest for me anymore, especially if alone/tour group

Why aren't california and oregon red?

How is traveling being a communist?

Most people who do it are degenerate. Because they travel with no purpose.

But America is degenerate. If you travel to find yourself a wife or for business opportunities, you are doing it right.

Because California and Oregon have some of the best national parks and the best coastline in the country.

Only Washington, Montana, Alaska, Colorado, and Idaho should be God-tier.

>being this ignorant
but I guess it makes sense considering your education system are full of marxists now
look up the term "Traveler"

I swim through a sea of stars

without looking back to shore.

Faster than light, bending time.

Forever

Wherever"

>has never been to Utah

well damn, this Louisianian feels special. what makes us good?

This is the weakest fucking bait thread ever. Traveling is the counter to indoctrination, you fucking loon. When you go around the world and you see the people actually give two fucks about social justice, hopefully the roasties wake up.

Bourbon street and cuisine basically.

>you see the people actually give two fucks about social justice
no they don't, they go to the same shitty tourist hotspots and get pandered to by locals looking to make money, so they come back thinking "everyone is soo nice everywhere, we are all one and equal, we should have open borders so everyone can travel all the time"

Did you just change IDs OP?
Same meme flag, talking down to legit replies without refutation, same grammar errors
Holy shit this is pathetic

Shut up faggot. Get some pussy and see some shit

I personally like traveling for the history. I like seeing things with my own eyes and experiencing it first hand. When you just learn from book or images you are setting yourself up to be fooled possibly in the future. Concentration camps for example. I'm sure tons of people could read a book and see images but if that's all we accept then we wouldn't know about the renovations or anything that's inconvenient to know about it. Also what kind of a dumbass are you to tell us what out forefathers died for. You didn't know them. But thanks for trying to tell me about my own family and history faggot.

Actually he did most of his business in Bolivia

TRAVEL is not degenerate.

SELFISHLY INDULGING IN HEDONISM and IGNORING YOUR BIOLOGICAL DRIVE TO ENSURE THE CONTINUATION OF YOUR SPECIES is.

Was trying to avoid any political bias when I made it. Purely from a travellers perspective. The only state I mismarked as god-tier is New Mexico.

No I don't want to live like a poor person I just hate spending money on anything other than stocks/investments. I just feel like a wasteful hedonist.

My life isn't a vacation. I have to study complex stuff. I'm suppose to be doing calculus right now. I'd hardly call staying up late frustrated at myself "vacation".

I... I kind of am...

This as well. Communists promoted travelling too for the same reason they promoted marijuana in the 60s

Anti-natalist alert

that comic isn't canon.

Travel for business is ok

>get some pussy
Sexual degenerate alert

True, wrong country. i got it mixed up

Traveling for work is sometimes more rewarding than traveling for pleasure. You get to meet people in situations that are outside of tourist stuff, and do mundane things in circumstances that are outside of your regular surroundings.

However, people that spend their lives doing nothing but traveling, for no reason other than trying to get selfies, or having bragging rights is fucking degenerate.

Furthermore, traveling a lot, has a dispersing effect on a person's mind. How can you build any meaningful relationships, if you're traveling all the time.

As long as you're not a turncoat and you're embracing humbility because you find wealthiness void of happiness that's a goos thing lad. Travelling is a definite meme and anyone I know who isn't a normie who has travelled basically echoes this. It's pretty much just a normie status thing.

OP needs to kill himself. OP go have some white babies

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What if you're just like that because you hate elitists. Trump hates them, Hitler hated them.

Elitists are terrible. They're in the lower class as well. It's like someone telling you they're better then you for eating a dollar more expensive iceream

Cuisine yes, but Bourbon St is actually shit.

Don't you have to be upper class to be elitist by definition?

Accurate

Depends on the type of work you're doing. Followed the rally circuit during the run up to the 2016 election and the gun show circuit after that selling political gear for a bit, passed through 42 states. Was mostly meeting the same types of people every where I went, eating at the same chain restaurants, staying at the same brand hotels, etc. Not very memorable.

Have basically been on the road for fifteen years. Have developed lasting friendships with people all over the world, so not sure what you mean about meaningful relationships being difficult, if anything it is easier. Would be impossible if I was married admittedly.

>Trump hates elitists

roflmao

Not at all

child rearing like marriage is not an end unto itself. you ought to have a concrete life plan of dedication and commitment. do it not and is how slaves, nay; cucks are made

>Stop traveling
>GDP of California and New York falls by 20%

lol

The people who created this country have always traveled quite a bit. Ben Franklin was a famous Parisian socialite.

Well, that is what I mean. You have been traveling a lot, and making good friends, but, and I'm sorry to say this, you have not build the most important relationship that you should have, which is to have a family of your own. Wife, kids, in-laws, etc.

My traveling is primarily international, but it doesn't mean that it's better, just different from traveling strictly within North America.

More a combo of fear of failure preventing success with being a generally low-maintenance and frugal person.
My life wouldn’t change very much if at all if you double or tripled my income.
Well, at triple I would stop being a rentfag and get a nice home, maybe.

I think alot of these people subliminally assume those people are tourists too. Like if you went to the zoo you would expect to see some other people outside of the cage but they dont realize these people are in the cage eating all the food.

I can tell that you havent either, I mean, youre still alive

>faux-industries faultering
>bad

Pick one

>Democratic states economy down
>bad

Pick one

If they had skype they wouldn't. They needed to talk to important people

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So what about traveling because you like it and have the money to do so? I have a US and an EU passport, it makes traveling to Europe and back painless.

Yep. Went on a classic study abroad trip a few years ago when I was still an undergrad. The girls on that trip left their morals at the border. Then one wanted to start dating after the trip, noped the fuck out of that. Travel alone. It's better.

Troll once more on my thread and you're getting the ban

You're wasting your countries money and destroying it's resources.

Mostly just go to cheap counties and fuck a bunch of hookers when I am not working in the states (do niche political shit for money so not year round). Have a condo in Phnom Penh and a life over there, no interest in marrying any of those girls or getting married in general though.

Travelling alone is lonely though.

Time to shoot niggers into space like monkeys

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when you travel, you realize how fucked up your homeland is.

I'll never date an American woman ever again.

you're just jealous you're not wanderlusting on the reg

This.
You all can feed the jew your money. While I probably have 100 kids running around that I'll never meet.

Yes comrade do not have fulfilling life stay on internet with me pls

I used to think that until I started doing it. Unless you're traveling with your girlfriend/wife, its always better to do it alone. Less drama and more self-fulfillment. Whenever my family takes a trip all they do is bicker the entire time and have no fun. They all get jealous of me when I go to Europe alone and end up meeting locals and enjoying myself.

Define drama because that's the most fun part of talking to people if its what i think it is. I'm an IRL troll so i love drama

>travelling
>fulfilling
KEK

Why?

I'm here because my parents offered me a vacation to Rome and I refused

That pic is just absolutely disguting. I cant imagine being attracted to any of those """girls"""

more jungle monkeys for me then

>a fucking meme flag
>telling others that they are degenerate for menial bullshit

By drama I mean with the group you are traveling with. Never being able to agree on what to eat, where to go, what to do, etc. When you go on your own you don't have to deal with this. The whole point of traveling for pleasure is to waste time and enjoy yourself, I don't want to sit in a hotel room listening to my family argue over what shitty chain restaurant we are going to go to in London.

Shooting the shit with most Europeans is great. Once they realize you aren't some sissy American normie they see every day they open up and want to talk to you.

>Based Wyomingite intensifies
Partner.

>Be British
>Everywhere is rightfully your sovereign Clay
I'll travel all I want sir

Fukin Rekt

>causing the downfall of America
>menial
HAHAHA

You cleary are a sissy if you hate drama so much

>University student

See, your problem is that you're a huge faggot How did a retard like you get accepted into any college?

in all seriousness stop using the kekistan flag
Like use any other flag even the communist flag I don't care its just time to stop

Then stop travelling

I got good marks in high-school. And how am i a hugh faggot? Meeting rich people is literally the only reason to go to unviersity. Why do you think every single American politician you know of, every business CEO you know of, and every wealthy American family you can think of other than celebrities went to Ivy League schools?

What do babies have to do with travel. They fly free

Lol look at this faggot

You're a freaking idiot

it's about affording both. Most people can't do that

Lots of wealthy people never attended ivy league schools

And babies fly free and eat breast milk. No added expense except maybe a few diapers

Name some.

What about raising a kid? That takes a lot of money

Mark cuban

Most vacations dont last that long

>kekistan memeflag
No surprise you're absolutely retarded.
Actually I have a friend who came to my town as an exhange student. Never travelled before that, but he told me traveling redpilled him and made him love his country more than he ever did before.

A trip to Europe costs about 5 grand

That's one of the VERY few who broke in. Every politician, banker, or executive, or judge, or intellectual of note went to an ivy league school

What a faggot.

>every rich oerson went to ivy league
>names one that didnt
>w-w-w-well...
fuck off faggot. Whats your point? That ivy leaguers are more successful on average? Ya no shit retard. Doesnt mean thats the only path

Nah not that much. And you don’t necessarily have to go to europe either

Way to show everyone how retarded you are. Could you give us at least something close to an argument

Traveling is perfectly healthy and our forefathers (Benjamin Franklin for one) did it.
It helps one gain perspective on how fucking imbecilic the world can be. Trust me, "globalism" comes from an acute ignorance about the world (unless you're just an internationalist kike that doesn't like the idea of a nation prosecuting you and holding you to their laws).

I should note that it also helps you see the flaws of America, in constructive ways. Yuros are retarded in different ways, and I still would rather live and die in the country of my forefathers (America), but many Americans are legitimately myopic, and completely clueless about the rest of the world--and this kind of abstruse naivety isn't helping them in any way whatsoever. It clearly hasn't kept globalism out, since Americans are perfectly willing to sell their country out even when they haven't traveled.... Because, again, their conception of the rest of the world is: "I like X cuisine, so clearly I'll share cultural and social values with them." Which is unbelievably ignorant.

Further, traveling increases your sense of national identity. I probably became more American from traveling, and I'm fine with that.
Probably the most enjoyable thing about traveling, outside from geographical and architectural features, is talking to locals--many of whom have never met Americans. Americans are pussies that are terrified of traveling, so you'll discover that you're often the first American anyone has met outside of television.
In a way, this makes traveling a diplomatic endeavor, because foreigners have a stunted view of Americans from media/Kikewood. Yes, we have problems, but to our credit we aren't nearly as stupid as we seem in entertainment.

Some day you may be sitting in a bar in Spain talking to an old guy describing how wonderful Franco was, and you'll realize how enriching it is to travel.

>be British
>be disrespectful to guest country

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There's a VERY small number of people who managed to be sucessful without ivey. But unless you went to an Ivy League School then I say "good luck" ever making a decent salary or getting into government, because pro-tip: you won't.

Your friend had to travel to be redpilled? Most people can be redpilled with Cred Forums

Travelling will make you pro-globalist if you do it. I've travelled a bit and it made me realize the "third world" isn't even poor and how every countries social system is pretty much the same.

If you travel to the third world you'll see that for the most part it's exactly like the U.S, unless you go to the poorest of the poor areas. So you'll start to think it's ok if millions of them come in.

>muh white trash
Did you subsist on soylent while traveling?

Money is worthless paper that constantly devalues. Experience is priceless.

>VERY small number of people who managed to be sucessful without ivey
Nah youre just a retard

>not having a masterrace pacific centered map

>Travelling is degenerate
Nice opener, lmao

All these posts about travelling means you're not gonna procreate. I traveled in Asia for two of the maybe best years of my life, and found myself nice qt asian gf I may marry because we all know western women are trash.

Why would you want a disgusting and corrupted by third wave feminist western women who's a ticking timebomb after 30?

Go travel and see the world you nerds and realize you're actually living in a shithole and you don't know better.

If you travel to the third world and think it's like the US, I have some news for you:
1. You live in a shithole area and/or a shithole state
2. Traveling to resorts does not count as traveling. Quit being a pussy and get in the thick of it or go home. Don't go to places you aren't willing to genuinely interact with.
3. Maybe try traveling outside of the 'new world'

You can name a few celebrity tier people.

Pro-tip:

EVERY President since Teddy Roosevelt went to Ivy League

EVERY political candidate in the 2016 election went to Ivey

Search "american bankers" on google. Click on them and go to alma matters. Every single one went to Ivey

Every Supreme Court Judge in the past 120 years went to ivey league

Every cabinet minister in the last 4 administrations went to ivey

Pretty much anyone who didn't get rich off celebrity status went to Ivey. It's undeniable

I'm a good writer, I know how to give a good topic sentence

Because American women are way hotter

>I don't want to waste the countries wealth on travelling.

You don't have to, go to some place and work there, you use local money to survive. Did that for 3 years when younger, worked in Europe and Australia and spent the money in Asia and South America.
I came back with more money than before leaving, learnt several languages along the way, slept with a decent amount of foreign girls.

I went to Mexico, Egypt, Fiji, and India. It looked EXACTLY like the U.S in terms of city layout and society structure. Pic related is Mexico

>masterrace
>2 greenlands

You know I was starting to agree with your comment on how you gained a lot travelling until

>I slept with a decent amount of foreign girls
and that reminded me how travelling is to degeneracy what blankets are to smallpox.

>Mfw some autist thinks I can't see Stonehenge because my ancestors haven't been to Europe in 100 years.
Holy shit you are autistic.

Larry ellison

I never said you can't see it. I'm saying you shouldn't.

And that's not why

enjoy your aids

>Implying you wouldn't party and get laid on holiday.
What, do you just want to see a toffee shop or some lame shit and then go home?

>Larry ellison
He went to the Chicago School of Economics. Which is IVEY in the sense that it's for the elites. When i say Ivey I include that school, University of London, and Oxford.

I say "Ivey" as "Elite". If you aren't elite now you'll never be was my point.

Imagine being a normie that doesn't give a crap about a Mongolian bear training imageboard. You travel to a foreign land, learn cultural differences, and start appreciating your culture more than you ever did. I actually know many people that had the same experience and it works just as good as Cred Forums. But since you're obviously an autistic faggot who never got out of his mom's basement you cannot understand such a simple thing

>moving the goalposts
Holy shit youre pathetic

>implying you wouldn't party and get laid on a holiday
Nope. Never done either of those things. Not everyone is a degenerate. If you're just going to do that why not stay at home?

Why do all women's dating profiles say they love to travel? What does it mean?

Hobbies:
>traveling
>reading a good book at the coffee shop
>trying new restaurants
>spending time with friends
And sometimes the self-aware
>staying home on a friday night eating pizza and watching netflix, I'm so down to earth silly boys

Do women actually do anything? Their hobbies might as well be copy and pasted.

No you're just throwing red-herrings. Chicago is Ivey in every sense of the word except it's not offically classified as one.

I'll re-write my original thesis though. "Unless you go to a university that is for the elites, you will never become an elite".

I'm actually out of my moms basement right now. And when you travel you start to like other cultures more than your own

>implying woman should be represented without a male present

What is a book?

I know. It's basically their way of attracting every kind of Chad

What???? Are you telling me getting on a cruise ship for a week stacked with booze and stopping at various tourist traps is not cultural enrichment?

Yeah mine too. I hate how much money they waste.

Because if I'm at Rome, I want a Roman qt3.14. If I want an American qt3.14, I get one there. Call it degeneracy, I call it having a fucking life.

Sam walton

>Millenials Have To Stop Travelling
I can't afford to travel, I can't afford kids, I can't afford a house, all the boomers and Gen Z kids alike blame my generation for *somehow* ruining everything for everyone forever.

Being a Millenial fucking sucks.

You don't. If you think you like another culture better than yours you're in for some bad news. Give traveling a try someday and you'll see

>We allow this to happen

the best part is how after saying all this, you're still a regular fucking virgin
LMAO

Vacation alternates between stressful and fucking boring. With a couple hours of being drunk.
The most destressing part of vacation is ordering a pizza in a hotel room watching football.

I spent almost my whole childhood travelling dingus. I know what it has to offer.

>using virgin as an insult
Go fuck yourself.

Youre doing it wrong

Sam walton. Dont fucking ignore me

Ok I get what you're saying there's some rich guys who never went to Ivey. But they will NEVER become truly recognized members of the "establishment" as we call it.

Virgin detected.

I take pride in that actually. While other people at my university are doing drugs and drinking alchool and having sex I have resisted that.

Nah, only 3 partners, two of whom I've had more than oral.

I have no desire to travel except seasonal vacations within USA states and territories.
Fuck everywhere else actually.

Yeah, "resisted".

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Just a few days ago everyone was calling me gay since this girl at a party was all over me and im like "nah nah nahhh" and i didn't drink either.

Oral sex is some degeneracy

You realize Jews profit MASSIVELY off travelling right? They own most flight companies.

>moving goalposts again
Ok mike pence

WOWAWEWA
3 FUCKIN PARDNERS???
based totally-NOT-a-pseudovirgin poster

>resisted
Ok now im just sad

Yeah, don't worry, I believe you didn't just mumble something about being pure. We all do.

Pleasuring someone you care about is degeneracy? Holy shit you're repressed.

Oral sex with a girl in high school.
First sexual partner in college
Second is current gf.

Is people doing the most common ass thing in all of human history too hard to believe?

CA would be the best state in the country if it was depopulated.

Yes. That's why the Merchant has been jolted into high alert by your words, goy. You threaten his shekels with your words.

Sorry im not writing an essay. If i was I'd go back and re-write my topic sentence. Too bad I'm just talking on Cred Forums and i have class tomorrow so im trying to semi-sleep as i post

Why are you sad?

Wait, do you mean she sucked your dick or you ate out her pussy? Because getting your dicked sucked is degenerate but alpha. Eating pussy is degenerate and cuckoldish. Why not just pleasure her with your penis like normal missionary sex?

Roasties do it so they can "date across" the world

only Travel to learn or gain knowledge, if you travel to some shitty fucking tourist nation you're a Boomerist.
Fuck your hedonism, travel to learn not to laze around

>common as thing
Maybe for Chad

Ok just tell me how mike pence did it? He idnt go to an Ivy League wait no i really mean elite school. And hes definitely a part of the establishment

this is what I did
I traveled right after college in the middle of the recession then came back and got a job and started a family.
I'm 33, been to like 70 countries

Oh i thought you were implying my thread was Jewish.

Yeah resisted by being an annoying faggot that no one likes. You thought had choice in that, haha. Kill yourself.

I went Havana recently. A fucking dump. Felt like a waste of money. Sure hanging out with some white South Americans who were on Vaca was cool it's not worth the cost.

>muh social life
>resisting degeneracy even if its cool is bad
Nigger you sound like my sister who speaks like those girls in the FCKH8 videos

Dick sucked, and not really.

I like eating pussy, and that's why I do it. I normally have some foreplay, and that's part of it. If you don't care about your girlfriend, why bother being in a relationship with her? For women, sex is more emotional, and admittedly I can get that. Honestly having sex doesn't feel as good physically as masturbation, but feels better because you like the person.

Ok that's actually true. I'm just saying it because my dad basically told me im fucked since i didn't get into ivey UCLA or Oxford. He's liquidating his business so i can't just get a job from him. When he's mad he always says i missed my chance to be important because i didn't get accepted.

>Travelling is degenerate
fucking retard kys

>sex before marriage

No, every single person who you descended from has been laid. The issue is you think it's just super models.

I'm a normal ass dude, and the girls I've been with are pretty normal.

This made me laugh out loud. That's so true. I can easily imagine one of those SJW freaks in FCKH8 saying that.

I'm very socially charimatic

Food

Yeah, a real shocker.

I don't buy a car before I give it a test run.

>millennials never have money and don't own homes
>millennials travel too much

which one is it?

This.
I can't tell you how many young people I know who spend everything they earn on a yearly trip overseas. Young women being the worst offenders. They work shit jobs like housecleaning just so they can spend 4 weeks living like an upper class socialite in Milan once a year.
They do this until 30, (whilst fucking Chads from every corner of the earth) then grab the beta to have kids with once they have pissed away their best years and every cent they have on what is basically 'Chad adventure time'.

Well your dads a fucking retard

Seriously fuck the traveling meme

If I have some time and money to travel, I'm going to travel America. Most millenials have never even seen Montana, Idaho, Utah, New Mexico, Washington, Oregon, and all of the other amazing hidden gems in all of these states.

Fuck millenials they are massive cocksucking faggots, and fuck the 3rd world/Europe.

they're the 1%
of course they own a lot of shares in airlines
who else is going to invest in an airline!?

>sex is all that matters in a relationship
user, sex is a sacred thing, you shouldnt view sex as a source of dopamine but as a method of reproducing.
for my family its a yearly vacation to Myrtle, im skipping it this year as the beach is just fucking boring

You realize there's other ways to pleasure your girlfriend than pussy eating. They called that degenerate

>Honestly having sex doesn't feel as good physically as masturbation, but feels better because you like the person.
Wait really? I always thought sex would be way better than masturbation? That kind of sucks because i was looking forward to it as the best feeling in the world

POO IN LOO

>No, every single person who you descended from has been laid
Yeah but we descend from a handfull of Chads. There were incels but they died out

>The issue is you think it's just super models.
What do you mean by that?

Millenials never have money and don't own homes BECAUSE they spend it on travelling

I trust him since he's part of what someone might call the "establishment" of our state and he went to an ivey school. And he talked about how you go to these schools and meet really rich people.

Id rather move out west than visit them, fuck the coasts
T. Marylander

fukkin kek

underrated post

im 24, own my own business and have around 200k in liquid assets.. I'll be a multi-millionaire before 30 and traveling is one of the way i de-stress myself. so go kys or at least do us all a favor and shut up

>wahh wahh daddys not giving me a job
>life is impossible now
Just end it man. You dont have the mindset

>when im stressed I spend large amounts of money to travel to shitty island nations
Nice bait

>sex is all that matters in a relationship
When did I say it is?
I don't care if cunnilingus is "degenerate" according to some virgin on the internet. I like it. We pleasure each other, because we care about eachother's needs. My favorite thing to do is play around with her thighs and breath hot breath on her pussy before I eat out. The anticipation drives her wild.

Physically, you know what you want more than she does (unless you communicate it with her, communication is key). It's a mixture of emotional and physical. Feeling like a man and taking a woman as she wants you to, especially if you care for her.

If you want to know the truth being a Chad is mostly about confidence and happenstance. Think about your dad and grandpa, do they have physically fine features and acted like you think is needed? They found someone they cared for and cared for them.

I assume you think everyone who has sex looks like Fabio. Not the case, I'm a mildly pudgy dude with thick-rim glasses, but can keep a conversation.

Listen you aren't missing anything. You need like $25,000+ & 3-4 months to travel and have a truly good time.
Without some decent cash your life doesn't change much: ramen noodles, share houses, backpackers. You can't afford to do any of the really cool stuff. Every time you go anywhere food money, travel money, tickets, you are constantly counting pennies. It's shit.
Go with actual money or don't bother.
If you only have 5 or 6k then you shouldn't be 'traveling' anyway since you clearly cant afford it.

>being this jealous
kek

>Boomerist
Can you describe the term in more detail?

>BECAUSE they spend it on travelling

how are they spending money on traveling when they don't have any money to begin with?

Nah, broke 21 yo. The only times I've traveled was to Canada, and that was because my dad was dating a girl there.

>I can't afford to travel
>I can't afford kids
>I can't afford a house
>Listen you aren't missing anything.
All I've ever wanted out of life since I was a teenager was to get a decent job, find a decent girl, settle down, and raise a family. I'm coming up on 30 and every day it's looking more and more like I'll miss out on all of that.

I've lived in 5 countries, visited 30+. AMA

Irish btw

At least go to a national park or wilderness area once in a while. It feels great when you can be alone or with one or two other people in an amazing landscape, especially in the late afternoon. it's not expensive and you don't have to spend a month's trip, a week is usually sufficient. don't waste your life going to asia and south america like these shitlib bugpeople, but also don't be a faggot recluse. Also, learn photography. It'll motivate you to go out once in a while.

Yeah because I want to go to bumfuck nowhere and see rural retards inbreeding. 3rd world shitholes are better to travel to than any non-coast state. All those asscrack middle states are all the same with nothing to experience.
>t. backpacked europe and america

I mean you gave the comparison of "testing" a car before buying it, implying that the equivalent of the car running well is how well the girl performs in bed and buying being equivalent to marriage
Boomerism or "Boomerists" are what I describe the mentality of Boomers the "If it doenst affect me I don't care" hyper-materialist (The materialism even bleeds into religion as with the heresy of Evangelicalism and its "Prosperity Gospel") and hedonism of Boomers. I say ISM and IST and not just Boomers as Im seeing non-boomers act just like Boomers. aka my fucking parents for example, Sargon can also be described as a Boomerist.

Sometimes what's most important in life, is appreciating what you have. Don't get me wrong, work hard to get stuff like a better future, but on occasion, settle down and enjoy stuff like a cup of coffee. You are where you are in life, enjoy it while you work for something better.

Travel is a boomer meme. Why should anyone on under 40 or 50k a year bother?
Use the money on having kids, or getting a slightly better car. Take vacations interstate or even in-state. You could afford a top bed in breakfast for a week within driving distance for just he price of a single plane ticket.

Maybe this is 'poor-fag talk' but OP is right.

My fiancé has been killing me about muh overseas trip. Like what the fuck are you going to do. “I want to go to Germany and drink beer” she never fucking drinks beer. Ever. It’s all a fucking meme. Fucking women are stupid.

>I have nothing.
>Sometimes what's most important in life, is appreciating what you have.

There is plenty of stuff about a car I might consider (how it looks, the mileage, etc.), how it drive is just a factor.

To follow up, Boomers and thus Boomerists tend to not think beyond their lifespans, its why even liberals view the Boomers as the worst generation as they spent all of their damn savings and possible inheritance on vacations and useless garbage.

They have low paying jobs and credit cards

You have a computer, otherwise you wouldn't be posting this.

Life is there regardless of how you feel about it. You can choose to be positive and make thing better while enjoying it, or you can wallow in failure. I hope you make good decisions.

No one is jealous of your degeneracy

If you’re too poor to go to Jackson Hole Wyoming just say so. No need to feel shame for it buddy.

>Millenials Have To Stop Travelling

(((Kekistani flag)))

Fucking dropped. Travelling is what made the white race great. We are going to have babies AND travel across the universe, you faggot. Sage.

I know this, I hate the yearly travel bullshit that we do and Im thinking its responsible for why most meals are just cheap packaged bullshit thats warmed up in a toaster oven and not ACTUAL FUCKING FOOD, because we gotta save for da beach guys XDDDDDDD
ITS ALWAYS FUCKING GREAT VALUE BULLSHIT TOO AND I HATE IT

>stress
Mental midget get the fuck out of here. Or get a stress ball

Aim lower. Coming to terms with the fact that our generation will not be as wealthy as the boomers is an important part of Cred Forums, being red-pilled & just being 'aware'.
Just try to get a job you don't hate that pays ok and a girl that's loyal. Pull off those two feats and you are doing better than 50% of men.
Forget a decet job.

>wahhh wahhh I want to travel and be a marxist wahh

How did you end up in canada?

Fuck off poorfag, I still have more colored pussy to conquer.

>little prospects
No that means get a job neet

sex before marriage is still degenerate as it basically enables whores to be whores and the complete disregard for the family structure.
Sex has been reduced to dopamine first children second and its all because of the normalization of adultery

>Tfw not a rich kid

>Travelling is degenerate,
The absolute state of your brain.

nah traveling is amazing, if you don't wanna leave your house or you are scared or whatever that fine bro.
i just can't get blasted on coke, fuck tinder girls, stay in 5 star hotels and not work for months at ain time the anglosphere for under 50 bucks a night.

There are more male sex tourists then female just look at thailand

Holy shit op is autistic

Nah, this is great. Liberal millennials are having abortions and setting themselves up to be crazy old cat ladies and won't be passing on their fucked up ideology to non existent offspring. Meanwhile conservative Christian millennials are breeding like fucking rabbits. Progressives are desperate. They aren't breeding and if the immigration tap gets shut off their fucked. Granted, the corporate world is currently full of SJW bullshit, but that's unsustainable as diversity hiring is the fastest way to kill a company.

Still a spichole

I won't even date a woman if I find out she's been to another country with the exception that it was with her parents as a child.

>equating traveling to colonialism
>implying the rape babies made by conquistadors are a good thing
Its the only thing I can think of when you said traveling made whites great, as thinking going to some shitty tourist island to laze around on a fucking beach is what made whites great is the most retarded thing I have ever heard of

race mixing is degenerate and thus you are degenerate, fuck off hedonist scum

Your not conquering a new continent you fucking retard. Your blowing 5 grand on an overpriced jew owned hotel

Is that the bumfuck inbred town your from? What do you do over there, count corn? This why the white race dies, because you are cowards that are to scared to conquer the world. Just like the virgin friendless OP.

Forget loyal girl. Just any that will even marry him

You're unbelievably degenerate

Was actually just trying to figure that out myself. The company I worked for in the UK sent me to Canada for a stint, I liked it so I quit and came back (+ I had a gril here)

[Lived in]
Visited

[Ireland]
Isle of Mann / Jersey
Spain (x6+ times)
Portugal
Germany
Poland
Italy
Turkey
Hungary
Czech Rep
Slovakia
Slovenia
Denmark
France (x5+ work and pleasure)
Monaco
Belgium (x15+ dated a girl here)
Germany (x10+)
[Netherlands]
[USA] [California]
[England] (first time)
Switzerland
Liechtenstein
Austria
Luxembourg
South Africa
[Canada] (first time)
[England] (second time)
[Canada] (second time)
USA (x3+ pleasure)

I think I'm lucky my parents brought me so many places as a child

>Enables whores to be whores
Only one of those was causal. I genuinely liked those people, and was considering long term if it worked out. I can't say I'm too different, I had sex too, and I wouldn't hold someone at a higher stranded than myself. Only one of those girls was a virgin, and that's the girl I'm with.

"Family structure"? what exactly do you mean by this? This is a girl I've been with for a while, and this is what we do. We don't have a family yet, but are considering it.

>Sex has been reduced to dopamine first children second and its all because of the normalization of adultery
No, it's passion first (unless you are talking about tinder and random hookups) and children are considered to be non-incentivized since it ruins people.
>because of the normalization of adultery
What the fuck are you talking about. None of this is adultery, just sex between two consensual non-married people.

U mean french sex tourist

What college did u go to?

ITT: fucking street whores from Thailand = not degenerate. Is Cred Forums leaking or what?

Shut up stupid

Do you realize how much of a nigger you sound right now by proclaiming this?

Literally nigs are the greatest offenders of not traveling anywhere. You want us to act like them? Whites were made to travel and colonize other lands!

That is degenerate

Yes I call it the 'boomer-mindset'. 99% of them perscribe to the following.
>civic nationalim (because no concept of race)
>materalisim (keeping up with the Jones)
>liberalism, especially sexual freedom and any form of degeneracy
>capitalism but with big-ass saftey nets
>not caring what happens when they die

Boomers tend to fall into two camps politicaly fro my observation, neo-cons cuckservatives or big goverment socalists.

Both camps support the 'boomer staples': civic nationalisim, materialiaim, saftey nets & liberalisim.
Apart from that 1% of boomers like Jarrod Taylor their politics are pretty universal.

Ive been all around the world and can safely say it's totally unnecesary.

Moscow is depressing.
San Fran, Seattle and Vancouver are shit.
London's been getting progressively worse.
Paris is ok, but full of Muslims and armed troops.
Venice is shitty tourism.
New Zealand is ok, but really small.

Japan and Switzerland are god-tier. Switzerland is easily the best European nation in every way.

Australia (Sydney) comes in 3rd overall. It's too hot and there's loads of leftists but they aren't as bad as in other countries. Best beaches in the civilized world too.

That's why liberals hi jack the education system to brainwash children

No job n lots of money are best travelers

Millenials don't have jobs because they are lazy and worthless. This also disqualifies them from getting any sort of credit.
You should know all this, it's common knowledge.

>wasting money on hotels and other worthless bullshit is comparable with colonizing and conquering
youre actually retarded

Hahahaha you think travelling the world is conquering? Hahahahah

I always viewed adultery as "sex without marriage" guess I got the definition wrong?
>children ruins people
I hope you dont actually believe this

This I have nothing else going on in life and vidya is sort of boring now so I'm saving i'm going to Japan again this year for a couple weeks. It's my money and I'll blow it on how I want.

Fuck visiting ultra-capitalist asian countries, id rtaher visit Indochina for an actual different experience, the true asian experience
not Jew York City but instead filled with jap shit

Bullshit. Don't you dare waste my time again, you fucking Kekistani imbecile.

Said the basement dweller

Lol anime nerd

No it’s where I travel to because it’s beautful. You obviously have never been because you’re poor.

Conquering? Dude you’re traveling you useless fuck. Lol. Goddamn what are you 15?

This is what the white man DOES you larping shitskin. You are fucking hopeless. Niggers didn't travel and build societies across the globe. They jerked off in there mudhuts till they were put in their place. Stay in your room and jerk off to anime, that will surely save the white race.

You know what I hate the most? Those fucking lame 'safe' travel conversations about travel at dinnerparties, BBQs and shit with family members and aquantinces. It's like life-time show & tell or some rubbish.
>Hurr, Durr; I've been to France, heres muh photo in front of the eifle tower.
>Oh! Me too!
>And also I!
Then any poorfag that hasent gone just sits there. Its fucking dumb as fuck I never say anything and just sit there hate the gay fuckwads who think they are cultured because they sat on a plane for 22h and walked around paris for a week.

>its muh money i can do what i want
>its my body i can do what I want
>MUH INDIVIDUALISM
boomerist scum detected
Youre wasting your own time by participating in a thread you view as bait or retarded, you got Abbo in your genes or some shit?

>t. backpacked europe and america
>Is that the bumfuck inbred town your from What do you do over there, count corn?
the autism is crippling.

Hey I'm thinking about getting an Amazon Rewards Card.
For one, hey $50. But also you get rewards for purchases, I don't plan on ever going into debt, much less in this instance where it's got such absurd interest rates.

It's tempting, I gotta admit. 3% discount on purchases, 2% on gas, 1% on food. I mean, am I wrong in that this isn't just free money so long as I pay off the amount each month with my actual card?
Plus this lets me keep track of spending even easier, since it would just catalog and sum everything I buy with that.
I get it's a trap for idiots who don't know how money works but I'd like to think I'm decent with money given how much I hate spending it and how I make sure not to overspend.
Also I guess I need credit or something for the Jews and shit to give me loans when I finally want to buy a car that I can't just pay cash for or wanna get a house or something.

Anime isn't my main hobby dude. I paid for an international driving permit, rented motorcycles and rode all over central Japan and hiked mountains and shit. Honestly most of the anime shit I saw was Idolfag stuff which I don't care for, but seeing itasha cars was cool.

Adultery is cheating, dude. Extramarital (married or committed person with someone else) relations
>>children ruins people
I'm afraid in or current political/economic climate it is.
Having kids is expensive, maternity leave is non-existent, and id you have to pick your kids up from school, suck to suck. Hopefully the economy can get better and encourage people to have kids.

Nothing will make me have babies or a gf/wife.
Both are annoying and drain your energy and money.
I am 36 and all my married friends are miserable, while I bang whores in Asia.

You're an actual retard, when you build a society you fucking settle down, you dont build shit traveling to France for a week you absolute neanderthal.
Kill yourself

>Travelling is degenerate, you're wasting thousands of dollars and tons of gas to explore another country when your forefathers sacrificed their lives for you to have this one. It was pushed on baby boomers as a "everyone must do this!" experience by corporate America when the wages were rising in the early 80s. It was a way to get baby boomers to drain the country of its hard earned wealth Millenials today are in debt and don't have the career prospect to travel yet are doing it anyways. This is going to cost the U.S a LOT of money as the average millennial is throwing 5 grand into the EU or the Caribbean or wherever.

kek, what a miserable thread.

Oh and too any poorfags who have been 'Travel Amoged' at a family BBQ;
if you have played the top 5 videogames of the last 10 years, you have had a more 'enriching cultural experiance' than some boomer dipshit that walked around Paris and took his photo in front of a steel tower.

It seemed like the perfect terrible thread to bother and it's remotely on topic, given I'm about to travel so I'd be spending a fair bit more on food and the like than I would normally.

What and get food poisoning? I went to Hong Kong and it was shitty too. Smog everywhere. At least Japan is clean. I can't imagine Indo China is too different from Hong Kong.

Unless youre talking about Thailand, which makes you little better than the sex tourists criticised earlier.

I would definitely go during the 2020 Olympics time, but not once in a while.

>I share a country with somebody who unironically believes this

I think part of the real reason for the anti-traveling push of OP is that only the rich and elite kids (IE trust fund brats) can really do any traveling this day and age.

Nearly 99% of the population, especially young adults, can't fucking travel PERIOD.

They either lack the money to get up and go out of the country) or work jobs that offer ZERO vacation time period. Meaning they can't fucking travel even if they wanted to, because their job would fire them in a heartbeat.

Traveling/vacations are also a great way to kill yourself financially. I had a cousin, forever butt-hurt his parents NEVER took him anywhere growing up, wasting thousands upon thousands of dollars on elaborate trips inside the US for him and his family of three.

The money he spent on vacations were taken from the money that he was supposed to use to pay his monthly bills and mortgage payments. When he got back from vacation, he'd have zero money to pay his bills so he was always begging money from his mom and dad and grandparents using the sob story about how they were going to cut the power off or take his house away.

Eventually our family had enough and cut him off after he took the entire family to the beach for two weeks and it turned out that he purposely withheld several months worth of mortgage payments to pay for the trip, expecting the family to bail him out. They didn't and he lost EVERYTHING and was kicked out of the house and now stuck renting a two bedroom trailer in a trailer court known for all sorts of illegal shit happening.

Mein Gott, get rid of this fucking mentality, valuing money over children is disgusting.
Unless in your situation you cant afford it to the point where you cant sustain even your basic needs, then I can understand.
But this view that kids ruin you has been pushed too damn much to the point no one wants to have kids they just want their hedonistic ways.
its a question of
"I can't have kids" vs "I dont want to have kids"

If i travelled to Asia id visit Cambodia or Vietnam (preferably not the cities) or Mongolia.
id just like an actual different experience and not WESTERN CITY BUT EVERYTHING IS JAP/CHINK/WORST KOREA

I mean, I'm 21, and if I had kids at this point in my life, even if I didn't eat, I couldn't give my kids the life they deserve. I refuse to starve my children, I can starve myself, but I wouldn't starve them. One day, hopefully the economy can support both of us, but I won't bring into life someone just to suffer.

You can travel on little money, its a much worse experience though. Maybe if you are a 9/10 grill or Chad its a bit easier since people will constantly offer you places to stay and feed you for free.
Even then they arn't having as much fun as you can if you can just drop $200-$400 euros on a hotel any time you fucking want.

I can understand that, though wouldnt it be possible to live off the land? I think the guy is a massive meme but I do wonder how Varg sustains his family

Do u even hear yourself u isolated monkey

U dont have travel every goddamn year stupid faggit

I'm the same. I don't mind if as a family we are 'lower class'. I just refuse to be in a position we are poor or on welfare.
Until I can completely eliminate the possibility of poverty I refuse to have kids.

Don't travel.

Old fag here. I've been to 50+ countries and I guess I've had some fun times, but looking back I'd rather have the money. I wish I'd invested that travel money in real estate, crypto, or fucking anything back when I was traveling in 2009-2014. About half that travel was on my company's dime and I STILL regret it.

>1. If you're a fucking-white-cis-male burger, like me, the rest of world fucking hates you. No one wants to fuck you, no matter how rich you are or supposedly attractive you are. Unless you like fucking whores. Now if you're gay, roastie, or lesbo, you'll find people to fuck.

>2. Roasties love travel because they think any creep with an accent is Chad. And these pseudo-Chads are more than happy to take advantage of dumb roasties. The roastie experience of traveling is probably different than what most of you will experience.

>3. The fucking Chinese. I was literally in Italy a week ago and couldn't see one stupid attraction because the fucking Chinese had bought the place up six months ago. The chinese have a taste for travel and they're hell bent on destroying any chance you have of enjoying travel.

>4. Every city in Europe is becoming Islamistan.

>5. Most cities have lost their edge. Think your town is boring? Well so Amsterdam. Yeah it still has a shitty red-light tourist district, but the other 98% of that city is just a bunch of boring ass yuppies. Same goes for Tokyo, Bangkok, etc. The cool shit just happened a long time ago and you missed that boat buddy.

>6. Every major city has all the same shit McDonalds, Uniqlo, Gucci, Nike, Starbucks, same shit different geography.

In conclusion, want to stroll around a foreign city? Use Google Street View. Want to see some cool art? Use Google Art Project. Want to do literally anything else? Just use the internet.

You small minded fucks need to realize that traveling is obsolete desu. I know this is a hard pill to swallow, but it's true.

Pic related.

>live off the land.
Pal, I would if that were possible. The idea of a subsistence farmer has been a thing of American mythos for quite some time. But Industrial farmers are better in every way, and the only job I have is as a factory worker, and with college to, hopefully, join the military as an officer.

All I have is an Apartment and a job to sustain that. Life's rough, but I can find such small pleasures as how much I love my girlfriend.

Then why Japan? Why you choose to travel to japan

>The roastie experience of traveling is probably different than what most of you will experience.

So is Chads. But remember 80% of men are NOT Chad.

You are being banned for trolling

DEGENERATE

Cancel your trip you degenerate did you not learn anything

>Google street view.
This can replicate like 75% of traveling.

I'm going on vacation because I haven't had a vacation in 2 years and work is annoying.

I do have a trust fund though

95% are not chad either. The 15% in between are brads

Everyone but me gotta learn this

I agree

best advice I heard was if you do the opposite of what's popular you are on the right track
start doing the opposite when the problems are fixed

we have easier access to a lot of things right now but that doesn't mean we should do them

you really start appreciating what you already had and value it more

I don't understand why everyone thinks they are superior because they can travel a lot
in the beginning only rich people could get on a train or a plane...

>Google street view looking at the computer screen with a friend
>Google art view looking at the computer screen with a friend
>Stay in a motel in your home town, fuck your friend after 'exploring'.

You now have a 85% similar experiance to 'traveling' almost anywhere on the planet for like $200.