/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALL EYES ON HER EDITION

>Homeland references Cred Forums
>no mention whatsoever of /sg/ and their bombing coordination for Russia
Sad!

sorta, kinda, everyone who posts here is technically a FED

They probably don't want to advertise that social media can be used for crowdsourced targeting data.

max cringe

>Carrie thinks using punctuation will make people think she's not a fed

AWOO

guys we dont need a trump general ok, tone it down a bit till the next election. ffs so sick of this thread, and its always fucking foreigners making them, fuck off back to the_donald

You want to arm people who go on strike 4 times a year and constantly demand more money from taxpayers?

you must be gay because that is a 10/10 brapper

Every time I dated a skinny or petite girl I felt like they were too fragile in the sack; sport fucking is no fun if you're breaking bones instead of furniture. Besides it's more fun if they have enough muscle to try and wrestle with you

>Bombing coordination
>Implying that wasn't simply copy-pasta from Cred Forums 10 years ago getting locations to be shoa'd by US military
When will newfag sandgroids ever learn they are not doing anything new and that they aren't special.

It'd be cheaper in the long run to just reopen the asylums

>tfw tv shows try to understand us

Shit meant that for the guy who posted the sticc

wouldn't gay guys also appreciate a nice ass?

Hey fuck you I was in those threads doing work on Wikimapia.

Didn't he go on a shooting spree?

>medical corps psychajew
nothing of value would be lost

AWOO

Are all my Kentucky anons that live in State House District 49 voting on Tuesday?!?!?

Kentucky State House District 49
Special Election Tuesday February 20, 2018
Vote for Republican Rebecca Johnson

he was just purging our armed forces of non-believers user

That's kinda why I like the T H I C C ones, they're far less fragile, you can throw em around without worry

thats pretty sick and perverted speech mannerisms however i will say that skinny bony girls on ur dick sounds even more hot

however id shoot you in the face for being a normy

>"who?"
>Nidal Malik Hasan is an American convicted of fatally shooting 13 people and injuring more than 30 others in the Fort Hood mass shooting on November 5, 2009

They're worse at MS Paint than we are.

>dk

tell us more about cleaning your asshole out so you don't get shit on your dildos tinny

>couldn't have posted this 20 minutes ago
FUCK YOU, into the new new awoo folder it goes

Post rare donalds

...ok, you have a point there.

Don't give him the (You)s, just report and move on

msn.com/en-au/news/world/comment-trump-is-ignoring-the-worst-attack-on-america-since-9-11/

This shit seems ridiculous to me, always blaming things on muh Russians. Is it just shadowplay to try and deceive the world from the actual criminal activity that's happening inside the US, or is there hard evidence of Russian interference that I'm not seeing? Please hit me with some reliable sources, if you've got them - I know the link I posted isn't one.

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I wonder how long they hung out here ?

did u fuck your ass yet?

>sweats nervously.jpg

>mah
>not muh

Where my state awoos at?

Not long enough

>don't worry goyim, we would never use media to incite political ideology
>by the way, just look at these pesky Putin Bots on that 4chinz website!
>look how evil they are, plotting the downfall of America!
we have to raze hollywood

It seems more like they hung out on Cred Forums.

dont mind if i do thats what i wanted to talk about

so you have to spray the shit out of your ass into the toilet bowl

or basically youre going to have a big mess

which isnt too bad either i like shit i have a shit fetish

nope i dont think im gonna fap tonight my mood changed

All the ones that do kept their mouths shut and pretended they had no idea how it works

t: concerned citizen

Long live Donald and our Jewish ethnostate.

holy hell this is so bad

Zero pepe, zero wojak so far. Not to mention the more recent memes. They didn't even do a little research.

Post obligatory FBI user explaining memes to his superior.

Fuck you faggot nigger
Trump is our lord and savior.

>nope i dont think im gonna fap tonight my mood changed

why

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Some anons were posting about Yamaguchi and shirts bearing his likeness last night, I didn't get a chance to reply then but this is a site that sells a couple styles. I've never bought from them or seen them posted here but it's essentially Cred Forums memes on shirts

>redpills start

>crusadafaggot is back

>dickholster
>PMS
>mspaint dicks

this is your premium cable on women writers

>they have to explain Spurdo

>thats not how posting looks on this site
>those ids
>thos post numbers
NORMIES GET OUT REEEE

Fucking bongs

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>all these fictional doubles

>NO CAPTCHA
>INDENTED REPLY CHAIN

FUCKING NORMIES
WHY DON'T THEY SHOW THE SHIT WHEN YOU CLICK IMAGES 30 TIMES AND YOU WAIT FOR SHIT TO LOAD

That way they would understand

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THIS

>gay men
>liking women asses

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If any of you guys bored and wanna see some fights, a polish man and a black american are about to fight.

taima.tv/r/totallyanon2

Dear lord.
>concerned citizen
Baaawhaha

fucking normies

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they're degenerates man, they like anything remotely sexual

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Is that the volcano where the dude kept taking pictures because he was dead anyway so he might as well get some good shots?

nice althought i live in argentina so i don't think that i would be able to get them.

really cool t-shirt though.

nice related video
youtube.com/watch?v=bo6Xmip4kDI

its even the same doubles

So if a girl is sending me pics of her legs while she's taking a bath what do?

If /sg/ was all about doing thi, they might actually be fun.

ask for more

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Well naturally things slowed down a lot when ISIS and Al Qaeda were geographically limited to observable territories.

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kek Reddit tier memes

Correct

everybody knew the fbi was involved because of Cred Forums for ages
but the cia/nsa actually fucking with Cred Forums was an /x/-tier conspiracy theory for years. i can't believe teenage shitposters are the reason career intelligence analysts cry themselves to sleep each night

sometimes u need a break bro

i typically take breaks from fappage

i wish i could fap every day but it just doesnt feel as good as if you wait a few days

ya feelz me

tell her that she looks like a fat cow and shes old

if you ignore her she'll like it

Not telling the entire world would be a first but I don't know how kids proceed about dating nowadays.

remind her to scrub behind her ears

look at this shit

this is the most innocent burn i've ever seen

coming up on the one year anniversary of half of the trumpgen old guard taking the blackpill
dog bless the aussie baker, he held this place together that night

I rike it.

there's no way to "save" the US and obsessing over a senile scam artist is just pissing the prime of you life away. focus on college or a skilled trade and scrape enough money away to live in a white enclave and send your kids to 90%+ white/asian schools like all the rich rinos and lefties do

>ya feelz me

yea sure

pls post ur butt tho and make me cum

so who's the woman?

>bae
Bruh..

the only thing there they got SLIGHTLY correct was the "fucking kek", but they even ruined that by fucking up the greentext

is there a version of /ptg/ in that Cred Forums?

I liked it better when Oprah and Trump were friends.

>A fucking kek

very cool video, thanks for posting

remarkable person

what's with the mean mug?

NEW

>sandnigger shit
yeah no one cares

>junior staff screen writer once saw post screen shots on buzzfeed
>think it's the most racist, sexist, xenophobic misogyny ever
>go visit Cred Forums for not more than 15 minutes
>thinks 'hey - I can add this to a show that jumped the shark 2 seasons ago - and will reveal how edgy we are'

>throw out obligatory /po/ reference - meant to signify "we know what's going on"
>fails miserably

By this alone, these are the people that believe that everything they disagree with on social media is muh Russian Bots.

lol it's formatted like reddit
that is just adorable

K, got it, glow in the dark CIA nigger, you sold your soul, now get back to your corner.

>tfw fantasize about being a boi and just getting pounded in my asspussy all day

NEW TWEET
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/965442990134251520
NEW TWEET
SHOTS FIRED AT OPRAH

Holy shit I hope its real

this is actually what I would do but I'm a 9.5/10 chad so ymmv

Lecture her about being a proper woman.

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

It's real

Oprah BTFO

literally why?

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This is perfect ylyl material.
I swear I have seen these posts on Cred Forums
>also that jab at Cred Forumswith "is x putting on pounds?" Threads

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>it's real

In b4 a week if Trumps a racist

>makes funny faces for ratings

>"Fucking kek"

NOPERAH

>thigh gap

mfw

IT'S REAL

upload them to /ptg/ obviously

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>tfw no comfy racially homogeneous society where a couple little girls can get a park full of people caught up in their good wholesome fun
Why did (((they))) have to take this from us?

It is
Fucking love this man

>they even ruined that by fucking up the greentext
Did they not even come here to get the fucking basics. How can on show fuck up this bad.

Carrie, CIAnigger, main character, real name Claire Danes.

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Holy fucking shit.

This is gonna be news for the next 2 days

Get away from gun debates, that's why

NOPERAH
O
P
E
R
A
H

OPRAH ABSOLUTELY BTFO FOR ALL TIME

Remember user

>Oprah is next

>how do you do, fellow anonymous posters

>trys ti greentext
>doesn't greentext

>who would win, 13 vodkas or deepstate with $3Billion campaign?

Ivans have a track record of success.

add me on skype and get to know me then maybe i show u my bhole

i need a bf

how is this not samefaggotry? ples no mek fun

noticed that too. kek

dilbertman was right
the timelines btfo i dont even know what is real any more

HOLD THE FUCK UP!
Did they ever say the line "The hacker known as Cred Forums"?

what is this face from?

So Trump can pretty much choose who the Democrat nominee is in 2020 just based on who he tweets about, right?

>shows blue-pill post of "says she's against the wage gap"
>zero responses

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

AWOO!

Is this a parody of the vince mcmahon gif meme? fuckin gay

oh ok

Who and what did Oprah interview about?

Thicc posting.

Hm, they did at least some research.

BANTER

Korea.

This is the one I mean

This is racist

AWOO

i don't have that n dont want it tho

just post buttcheeks is all:)

would u suck my cock too?

Show your concerned citizen face

EXPOSED
AND
DEFEATED
Bigly

Zerg

interviewed seven trumpers and seven kike puppets about how they feel about his presidency so far

>fucking kek!

Is PizzaGate real?

Yes. He's baiting them and they will take it with a smile on their face.

was on 60 minutes, i didn't watch it yet
tillerson was on too

I don't even know where to begin here..

#NOPERAH

I'm just so angry.

Fuck I think I'm going to laugh to death tonight.

Either Cred Forums is literally giving people wizard powers, or the intel agencies have been colossal fuckups all along, and we just believed they weren't because of Hollywood propaganda.

basically he can get his opponents to push for the most vain or, in oprah's case unwanting, candidates and watch the shitshow come up

Thx. What network carried it?

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lmaffo.

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> Fucking kek

Memes aside.
That dude is fucking huge.

whatever 60 minutes is on, I didn't watch it but read about it in my father-in-law's wall street journal today

diversity hires man
they put aside getting results for marxist values

>California found that a white straight male being fired for his opinions was legal
>owen wilson wow.gif

/k/

cbs
they usually put full episodes on their website

flatties being jealous of bountiful mounds is my fetish

I love this man

lmao good luck

Ii wonder which things here are subsidized by the government and which aren't?

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TRUMP IS A FUCKING GOD BITCH. REDDIT GO DIE

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

Fucking Christ my new twitter got suspended again even though I didn't do shit wrong

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What the fuck, this is some The Apprentice tier Trump bragging.

imma guess tvs
its tvs right?

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dfc in general is the master fetish

>not male
Post tits

great work guys!

>The problem is that it's a solution to a problem.

this is the primary and general trump that i have been missing since president trump took over last season

is this real?

how does this keep happening to you fuckers, i've had an account that says right wing shit for years and it's never gotten hit
are you reusing e-mails and usernames? you know that shit should be unique for certain types of websites, right?

Nah, dfc being sexual servants of their cowtit overlords is the master fetish

Why tho? The Q garbage?

The CIA has lots to lose. They are running a giant pedophile ring out of D.C.

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>What the fuck, this is some The Apprentice tier Trump bragging.
They must be working together undercover lol. She will be pushed harder more than ever and maybe accept lol.

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Ah so everything a person requires for a decent living has skyrocketed and everything a person requires to numb himself from his awful miserable existence has gotten cheaper wow how jewish can you get

is she related to seth abramson?

I used a brand new email and phone number to sign up for this most recent one. I even signed up on another IP.

fire up those oprah Harvey Weinstein pics

What a shit show, listen to this man case and California is utterly shit for defending the firing of a man who just received a promotion and raise and no problems on the job.

twitter.com/NYMag/status/965406016761483264

It’s also dumb as hell since if you could impeach Clarence Thomas, you could impeach Trump since it’s the same congressional power used. Even in the event you could somehow do it for Thomas, have fun with Trump picking his replacement who’s 20 years younger

TO RECAP
> Fucking kek!
>this is the tamest burn I've ever read
>tater tots
>dk. are you a fed?
>No. Concerned citizen.
>bad mspaint
>demo-nazis
>mah
>bad image macros
>Reddit indentation
>indented greentext that doesn't function properly
>images displaying as both thumbnails and blank file icons

damn bobby becomes a cop? I am going to watch this now

>who I once knew very well
>post yfw Trump abandoned all his rich jew york and hollywood friends for us

>i dont want these mo fuggas to have my pics tho

i dont think they will even care tbqh.

maybe someone is
watching

It's not quite like mindbreaking lefties through classical conditioning but it's a good fetish.

>"impeaching scoutus judges is ok!"
>another finger retracts on the monkey's paw

holy shit that pic is not fuckin real right

do these kikes realize that every time they do something like this, it makes everyone who hates them thirst for their blood?

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Fucking glow in the dark niggers, all I want to do is shitpost and get updates from my favorite president and musicians.

You have to clear your cookies and flash cookies first, and use an incognito/private session. They literally check your browser for Cred Forums cookies and will ban you for them.

Q is total larping psyops, I'm so tired of Q tards faggot ass defango that did all that cicada and tengri 137 shit has been recedntly getting exposed for writing huge portions of Q

>Mexican intellectuals
The woman is his friend, stop being an idiot.
There is no "gun debate".

these jewllywood productions will only increase the amount of nazis on Cred Forums again

is that the famous 400 lb hacker

GOOD MORNING /ptg/!!!!!!

What happened here?

Damn, really?

This user knows what is going on.

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Good lord, the one on the right

REEEE QUIT WINNING MEDALS NORGE

does anyone think that the DOOM ost is great i unironically listen it all the time.

Hi norg

he gladly takes the slings and arrows for us

Morning Norge

i dont know which of those i hate the most
1 and 1a are rgb and soto

good morning too, random norwegian

>Ginsburg, Kennedy, and Sotomayer.
>soooooooooooooooon

STILL BAKING!

>I own two laptops
SHIT!

once they start including loli posting flips in those screenshots, you better start looking for a place to hide

Yeah. They made an announcement a while back for banning people for what they do "outside of Twitter." That can only mean browser filtering given how worthless a throwaway email is.

damn Gibert Godfried is short

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/965442990134251520
Glorious.

Only one SCOTUS Justice (Samuel Chase) has ever been impeached (and acquitted by the Senate) in history.

Has pretty much the same success rate as impeaching a President (Clinton and Johnson, both acquitted by the Senate)

Morning fren

And that was 2 sec in google, imagine if I was actually looking for quality breast envy fetish pics

I have the midi music from the original stuck in my head all the time.

me under the water drowning in my loneliness

I'm sorry but winter olympics is all we're good at.
let us have this

Good morning, Norge

See, the dfc on the left is the slave of the one on the right in private. It's just nature.

Well dang

liberal wasn't truly for freedom and was struck down

Into Sandys City was the only original I liked. Otherwise I liked the SNES ones.

no other explanation at this point

This is still my favorite media attempt to capture the election
>youtube.com/watch?v=fBs7C5yDNxI
>FUCK YOU NATE SILVER

never realized how old that wise latina cunt was until I looked it up recently hope she doesn't have diabetes

This is some next level samefagging

he's 5'5 according to jewgle

Forcing Oprah to run and fumble on the issues is an instant knockout, taking her down a peg would be fantastic. However Oprah is a huge icon probably as large as Beyonce in idol worships among normies and non whites, I won't what would be the consequence of this taunt.

It's really an incredible tweet. He gets publicity for dissing Oprah, and those 14 Americans who both like and dislike Trump were able to speak directly to him. Whatever they wanted to say to Trump, whatever they wish he knew, he heard them and their concerns. That's pretty fucking cool for a President to do that, he's listening, he legit cares for the people of this country. If he didn't give a fuck, he wouldn't have watched it. Imagine going on a focus group and airing your grievances and then knowing the leader of your country heard your actual voice and thought about what you said.

i ain't that flip user :-\
>besides that fucker's an ichitard

It was actually pretty funny. I can totally believe the libtards reacted like that.

youtube.com/watch?v=O9YL04v-J5U

how are they replying to themselves with the same post number lmao

>numbering system
>broken green texting
>reddit formatting

Truly a nightmare

>tfw when not one mention of (((them)))

correct answer

AWOO!

>tries to greentext
>doesn't greentext

someone has to make a behelit wojak.

>tfw when
>that feel when when
gj user

I've only heard of this in passing, I wanted to see ground zero of this shit, completely rendered the game to unplayable.

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>>that feel when
tfw means that frog when you absolute newfag

They already have it, just go on /biz/ and ask for one.

he wants to make the division worse (good thing) because he turns his guns on anyone who is critical of him

Pretty sure it's already been made but I don't have it saved.

apparently the game is full of turbo autismos, only playable if you 're a NEET

Holy fuck

DON'T STALL NOW YOU FAGGOTS!

Had too many beers with dinner

>tfw when
>that feel when when
>that feel when when you're a complete faggo

>normie Cred Forums has no captcha

Oprah looks like she eats a lot of tater tots

GO GO GO

wish i could turn back time

420 lynch mob

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

Man loses son in Iraq becomes Chief of Staff. Served in Iraq. Has more skin in the game than any media member and most if not all members of Congress.

Some underling's security clearance investigation takes awhile and he eventually resigns because - surprise - the background investigation actually worked.

The Left wants him to resign not because of something he had no control over but because he's doing too good of a job helping the President.

They hate America so much that they'd sabotage it just so their political party can get back into power. It's all about power for them.

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>tfw I was an autist who loved playing rts called Caesary
>was going to play eve but heard of how utterly rekt it became by the time I was interested

Everytime Trump tweets I breathe heavily, and whisper to the empty, dark room: "The revolution has begun."

Also the absolute madman, that's a lot of commitment.

~awoo 2 u 2!

It's like watching a Master creating a masterpiece... Trump's tweets will live forever as a monument to what MUST be be said - thatevil forces seek to overthrow the will of the West.