Hey guys, Aussie geologist here. My american geologists mates have moved to Australia along with their families. What they have told me has really wobbled my billycan.
Some of these guys have dedicated their whole lives to studying Yellowstone. They have what we geologists call yellow fever. Basically, the ground is expanding out like crazy, the temperature is increasing, and the quakes aren't stopping.
TEN MEGA QUAKES IN ONE DAY.
Fish have left the lakes. The elusive park zebra have vanished. Animals are interbreeding and fleeing the park. It's going fucking bonkers.
Oh look. Another JIDF fear mongering thread. gas yourself kike.
Julian Diaz
why dont you post more blacked porn? stick to what you're good at
Jordan Lewis
>In December, deformation data indicate that the Norris Geyser Basin experienced a "hiccup," probably due to changes in hydrothermal fluids in the subsurface.
Just a "hiccup", don't panic.
Dylan Roberts
the sweet release of death.
Gavin Williams
Which is it man? Are the animals fleeing or are they interbreeding?
Hudson Murphy
>zebra
Juan Roberts
>Fish have left the lakes they learn to fly?
Adam Long
this.
>newfaggot: but why would they fearmonger
Because stupid apocalyptic, end of times, there is nothing you can do you are going to die goyim! bullshit leads to morons becoming fearful and suffering from panic induced stress. Panic induced stress makes them easier to kike.
Julian Wright
Stop getting my hopes up.
Carter Miller
Fish left the lakes? Did they walk out?
Jose Wilson
>fish have left the lakes
Mason Russell
>Fish have left the lakes i think we should be more concitrated on the fact that the evolution theory just proved it self in our lifetime, like what are they going to do now? move to Nebraska?
Andrew Moore
"Wobbled my billycan"
What in the fucking fuck??
Nicholas Clark
>Australian volcanologist I know this is a copypasta but there's no volcanoes in Australia worth studying.
Nathan Robinson
Unironically this.
Brayden Gutierrez
yellowstone has been 'just about to erupt and kill everyone' for like 50 years mate. fuck off.
Brody Perry
Yellowstone isn't going to have another super eruption for a long time. Worst we'll ever see in our lifetimes are some steam explosions and maybe some slow moving lava flows.
Alexander Thompson
Fucking kek
Daniel Perry
I'd never trust an aussie for scientific input.
William Adams
I'll give /pol some practical tips for this type of thing. This isn't specific to Yellowstone
What you should be watching, is the uptick in volcanos and earthquakes associated with increased cosmic rays. The mechanism isn't understood. But solar cycle 24, 25 are most like the Dalton & Maunder Minimum's. Look up "the little ice age".
You can predict tectonic activity with ~70% accuracy by noting when the Sun's coronal holes are earth facing ( and which parts of earth are sun facing at the time ).
James Harris
yeah its your everyday "WORLD IS ENDING 2012 AHHHHHHHHHH" bullshit
Benjamin Taylor
And how can you be so sure of that ?
William Bennett
YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US! take your propaganda back to russia
Ryan Harris
Because there isn't enough fully molten magma under Yellowstone to fuel a super eruption.
Colton Walker
>really wobbled my Billycan
Parker Garcia
Since when is a 2.3 quake considered a mega quake? You can't even feel it.
Adam Martinez
I live in CA and I've felt a 2.2 quake.
Luis Kelly
>Fish have left the lakes. The elusive park zebra have vanished. Animals are interbreeding and fleeing the park. It's going fucking bonkers.
For sake of intellectual rigour, we should care about a massive volcano eruption. But these guys are spamming that phrase and have been for a while
sage
Zachary White
Checked. Chaos digits is saving it for the black ethnostate.
Jace Wilson
south for Summer vacay, what?
Hudson Robinson
Hey its nice in Nebraska minus the whole not having any lakes part.
Ethan Smith
And how do we know that ? Not saying you're saying BS, I'm just wondering. I've seen some articles saying that based on what we know about previous eruptions, it should already have erupted and it's getting late.
Xavier Nelson
WHAT THE FUCK IS A "BILLYCAN"????????
Christian Turner
Ever heard of a river? It's how lakes form.
Gavin Sanchez
The media loves to hype "overdue for eruption" volcanoes but none of them have a set schedule. It can take tens to thousands of years for the next eruption to happen. And the USGS found out Yellowstone's magma chamber is bigger than they thought before but it doesn't have enough liquid magma in it to fuel a super eruption.
Aaron Gutierrez
redneck soup pot
Andrew Scott
>wobbled my billycan
Lucas Edwards
Move to Israel and vote for Netanyahu
Brandon Sullivan
oi
Robert Fisher
>He's never had his billycan wobbled
Colton Sanders
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Parker Smith
I just asked my geologist wife wtf you're on about. She says you're full of shit.
Do you think they would tell us if they knew it was going to happen in let's say 5 years ? It would be fucking anarchy.
Gabriel Barnes
Can confirm. I just consulted with my wife's geologist son. He told me nothing was happening and to get back to my room.
Wyatt Gutierrez
>uses a billy can has internet
Jack White
>Fish have left the lakes.
John Wood
You'll find out when you are a man
Angel Wood
>Fish have left the lakes Did they grow feet and walk out?
Logan Richardson
Sage
Ethan Butler
This is Cred Forums. I think we'd be able to figure out if they were covering up an imminent eruption. There would be some suspicious evacuations of government employees in the area and a whole bunch of other signs.
Carter Martinez
Where is Randy Marsh?
Julian Wright
>Umm I think 2012 was more of a shift in consciousness rather than an actual “end of the world scenario” but who knows? Tomorrow a giant comet or asteroid could appear out of nowhere and slam into the earth like what happened during the Younger-Dryas period.
Julian Robinson
>tfw in Instadeath area Please memorialise me with a Swastika
Elijah Lee
Wyoming dude checking in. If it blew up it won't change much it already looks like the moon here
Adrian Gonzalez
literally a nothing burger
Jeremiah James
How about we migrate the white conservative populations in the blast zone to sunny California. We could use the votes to cancel out all the spics.
Juan Robinson
This right here
Jacob Brown
I'm pretty sure that if it blew up you're dead my friend.
Sebastian Watson
Can confirm OP is not LARPing. My whole family was evacuated from America on our rascals, except for Billy who got shot at school. The food is shit down here, portion sizes are way too small, and my soda and fries was hardly even family size and these God damn Aussies told me it was a fucking jumbo. Thinking of just killing myself but nobody will sell me a gun. Anyway I'm a prominent American scientist and anyone living within 1000 miles of Yellowstone will be dead by this time next week.
Juan Phillips
Just stick your cock in a funnel web spider's web. Go out in style.
Cooper Edwards
Of course the Canadians have a different name for it
We've been settling in fine here in Melbourne you should come visit (if you are who I think you are)
Zachary Rogers
Slide thread, anons.
Levi Robinson
More info? This seems most possible solution
Lucas Gray
Fuck off you fucking faggot newfag you have no clue what you are talking about, fuck off and stop pretending to be one of the big boys.
Nicholas Fisher
What happens when it erupts? am i safe in ny?
Asher Allen
Followed anons advice. I think my dick is full of spider eggs now. My based half latino half filipino wife is busy helping the pool boy and my sons tyrone and tyrone junior have both gone off to hebrew school on their rascals and I can't see my dick so I'm not sure what to do. Can somebody please inform the President. Where are the fucking Marines when you need them.
Cooper Murphy
DIE LARPERS DIE FUCKING DIE
Dominic Miller
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Christopher Ortiz
Yeah you will be fine. Me however I am 90 miles from the center of the Volcano Caldera. The bison and I will die holding each other in a loving embrace. Beautiful
Jacob Carter
No, man. It erupts roughly every 650,000 years. That means it;s going to happen in our lifetimes!!!!!!!!!!
Leo Brooks
This, OP is a bundle of sticks, Australia is the least geologically active continent with no volcanic activity
Justin Myers
>wobbled my billycan I've never heard an Aussie say this
Blake Williams
:^) you got me, it's bible boy
Justin Lopez
You're pretty good at being a permavirgin desu
Parker Bailey
>nothing of value was lost
Hunter Clark
I think he meant billy-ied his wobblecan.
Matthew Bell
You're not a very good Aussie then are ya?
Nathaniel Long
bullshit
Lincoln Sanders
>only whites are targeted fuuck
Andrew Thompson
i dont feel 4's
Nicholas Anderson
>moving to straya will save our lives Yellowstone will trigger others around the world
We're all fucked
Grayson Campbell
Nigga please there is a ton of native Americans in these parts plus the porcupines will be affected. It's goes whites as most important then porcupines then natives
Dylan Gray
>porcupines
Aaron Sanders
>express
Fake news.
Jaxon Price
can confirm that OP isn't making shit up i'm yellowsone [spoiler]boom[/spoiler]
Luke Stewart
>Animals are interbreeding
Asher Brown
>elusive park zebra wut?
Anthony Johnson
nice try deep state fag
Josiah Miller
Kinda . When the whole county stops working and everything shuts down we wont be safe ( CNY user ) .
Noah Gonzalez
why don't they just drill some holes into the caldera to relieve pressure
Christopher Martin
Yes, there are zebras in America. They are hard to spot, so you have to listen really well for their hooves when they walk about. You can't miss it, they make a really funny sound.
Joseph White
????
Asher Nguyen
Yeah but its a classy slide thread, seeing an Aussie shitpost is like watching niggers rioting, you know their damn good at it.
Nolan Hill
Its so funny (as in weird) when people don't know what zebras are. I grew up in Wyoming so i've actually seen the zebras myself
Jackson Bailey
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Aiden Reed
>tfw live near the border to Wyoming, within the instadeath zone
If Yellowstone was actually gonna erupt for real would there be enough warning for me to get in a car and start driving as far away as possible or would we not know until less than a day before it blows?
Adam White
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Nolan Carter
no thats not likely
Nicholas Edwards
That depends would the years of constant coverage by the media and mandatory evacuations help?
>Animals are interbreeding could you give us more details with pics if you can? for..research purposes.
Bentley Collins
Jew and Gods chosen here. Confirmed. Don't tell too many Goys. We want them dead.
Joshua Williams
>wobbled my billycan.
maate , im chillin ma tinnes in the billabong
Nathan Johnson
Yeah without a key it's useless
Matthew Green
trips=we all die in 30 mins
Brody Ross
see, everything is fine
Ryder Carter
>t.cantuseclues
Connor Richardson
ᆲᄇ゚゚ᄁᆰᆭᄃᄁᄀᄇ ᆰワ゚゚ ᅠᆴᆬ゙ ᄃロᄇ ᆬᄇワᄡᄀ ᄁᄈ ᄃロᄇ ᄡᄁᆲ
William Fisher
pls just end us all
Luke Peterson
>19 and 2 Wew great clues lad
Ethan Morales
Fuck you, the crust at yellowstone is 30km thick. That's roughly 18 miles of crustal granite to the actual chamber. Shit isn't happening for a thousand more fucking years. kys you retard.
Brayden Gray
Could you simply show us the ticket stubs of ur flight or at least baggage claim ticket thingos? or at the very very least just show 1 thing you brought with you to straya that is specific to merica,? if no stubs w/ dates on it then post america specific item thingo with timestamp in front of car parked on wrong side of the road or w.e
Kevin Russell
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Alexander Watson
Niggaaa like wtf is coronal hole?
Zachary Perry
Good. Let the world burn. Let the United States die in a hellfire, cleansing this world of their degeneracy. When these muttkikes vanish, we'll finally manage to free the world.
Ayden Murphy
thank fuck i got nothing against burgers but ive been waiting for an apocalyptic event to occur so i can finally stop wage cucking for the past 6 fucking years
how much longer will this be op?
Ayden Wright
Guys I just got a telephone call and the caller said "tick tock" then hung up and they sounded like Yellowstone.
Ryan Campbell
You are correct. Sage.
Hunter Ross
>mfw wobbled my billycan
Aaron Edwards
It's real.
Landon Powell
it makes no sense. interaction coming from the sun would be observable in the atmosphere.
Jaxon Martin
cosmic rays pass through everything and interact with earth's core which causes tectonic activity
just evacuate the usa and then try
Bentley Long
Or wouldn't it be funny if said holes were used for energy?
Liam Thompson
This. Our while continent is smack bang in the middle of a plate. Nearest fault is somewhere out near kiwi land I believe.
Nathan Perry
so what is your prediction?
Charles Peterson
If Yellowstone was really going to blow it would be the Australian geologists who would be moving to Yellowstone instead
Jace Hernandez
reality is that 100 years is absolutely nothing for a volcano. It could take up to another 10k years until it actually erupts.
How would a 0.5% decrease (1366-1360 W/mq) in solar activity affect the growing season?
How much would global temperatures drop?
Can we expect an agricultural crisis, made worse by eruptions and climatic instability?
Dylan Murphy
I think he means they're fucking going away
Jackson Williams
The Agriculture industry is already preparing for the solar minimum. Following what food producers and the related commodity traders, consultants, shippers, etc are doing is the best barometer for real time climate change intel. renewablefarming.com/images/2017Images/2017PDF/20170704-solar-cycles.pdf
Lincoln Richardson
Billycan is a bush kettle. He spilled his cup of tea.
Carson Carter
It's not just about irradiance (aka climate is not a single variable equation.)
Evan Hall
>agricultural crisis, made worse by eruptions and climatic instability?
Yes
Charles Ward
Cya boissssss
Jason Hernandez
Research the history of previous minima. For example, during the Dalton Minimum, Lewis and Clark experienced 7" diameter hail in Montana. There was also "the year without a summer".
History is a rough, but good guide.
Tyler Ross
I'm safe in North Tennalina
Oliver Bell
what the fuck is this shit
John Parker
Gohan Blanco has more of a chance to be real than Yellow Stone happenings.
Brandon Baker
If you survive this youre gonna wish you didnt. Democrats will become the uniparty
Ryan Reed
fake and gay.
Ethan Long
dumbest graphic in existence. It's based on nothing at all and doesn't even have a quantitative y-axis. It doesn't even match the observational record towards the end of the time series.
that's just not true, there is no evidence that the current interglacial is about to end in the near future. In fact, there are good reasons to think that it would persist for several tens of thousand of years, even without anthropogenic GHG forcing (see nature.com/articles/nature16494)
The level of cognitive dissonance and irrationality is really amazing when people are afraid about the next ice age while the real world is rapidly evolving in the opposite direction.
Aiden Rodriguez
SUPERVOLCANOOOOO BRING YOUR ENERGY FAGETS
Robert Clark
Nigger, "ten mega quackes in one day" happens like every day Stop posting about yellowstone every day you stupid faggot, nothing will happen any time soon, sadly
Anthony Carter
You graph is noise on the grand scheme of things.
The fact you think your little hockey stick graph is meaningful on a geologic scale is cute.
Levi Peterson
anthropogenic GHG forcing is a joke. The Earth is not a greenhouse.
If we were really worried about a so-called greenhouse effect, we would band H2O emissions. Pic related. ( CO2 is a narrow band IR absorber/emitter...H2O is a full spectrum IR absorber/emitter. )
Jacob Nguyen
>Ban H2O emissions Haven't laughed that hard in awhile user.
the scale of my graph is on the same order as the scale of your graph. If that makes my graphic a priori irrelevant, then the same holds true for yours. And if you don't the things you post seriously, then I don't see why anyone else should.
David Hill
>the U.S. farmlands and agricultural center will be the most affected Get ready for massive famine lads. Once that fucker blows, all hell breaks loose. This will possibly be the biggest geo-political event of the 21st Century
Evan Moore
No, go to the New England/Rust Belt area. You don't think Yellowstone's eruption could trigger the Ring of Fire? Besides, New England has better resources and is generally more European.
Tyler Long
Packed up and left in camper vans.
Oliver Hall
WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! the fish "left" the lakes?
Benjamin Gonzalez
Yeah, what fish remain are being removed and relocated from the lakes as conditions worsen. We are really lucky to have found locals with specialised fish retrieving equipment.
Adrian Foster
Exactly. That's how you know the alarmism regarding CO2 is bullshit. Of course CO2 absorbs some narrow bands of IR, but this is just one input/feedback mechanism ( a negative feedback mechanism) to a non-linear chaotic system.
The irony is that the greenhouse model is still dependent on the Solar Cycles. IR absorption is a logarithmic function and the input to the system is the Sun, so it's output is the limiting factor. Once all the IR from the Sun is absorbed, you can add as much "greenhouse gas" as you want, to no effect.
Owen Allen
stfu pretentious krautnigger go be a stupid faggot somewhere else
Jeremiah Long
Go to bed Michael
Gabriel Hernandez
You mis-understand. I'm saying being alarmed about what your graph appears to be saying, is myopic. It also does not show anything out of the ordinary. You graph only has meaning within the context of the larger climate history.
Pic related is the point
Kevin Green
this pic
Jonathan Lopez
>Aussie geologist
Jack Diaz
fuck you're retarded
Luke Edwards
>Animals are interbreeding Practically a normal day of the week in America
Henry Morris
Hey now, Aussies are most well known for their giant fucking rock in the middle of nowhere.
Better than the country with the gaping vagina in it
Liam Brown
I am a certified rockologist, and I can assure you, Parkland hs shooting happened.
Jayden Gray
>Fish have left the lakes Where'd the fuck they go? On vacation?
Kevin Taylor
Leave Canada out of this.
Anthony Torres
I think he was talking about Queen Lizzy.
Justin King
Where is the grand canyon?
436 is funny though 472 as a Monarchist screw you -.-
Liam Cook
>He cant afford a billycan but has excessive wobbling Seppos, will they ever learn?
Ian Stewart
>sequel shitpost is better than the original
"Based half latino half filipino wife" is a dead ringer for half of goblin/pol/
Aaron Reed
Yellowstone happening is Israels worst nightmare. US js Israel's golem and it would be a disaster for Israel if US melted away. Good for the world though. Also: Refugee burgers have to stand in line behind niggers and MENA rapefugees to get European gibs.
Luke Garcia
kek
David Rogers
your geologist friends are fools for fleeing to an island that is a food importer.
Luke Robinson
I live right next to this fucker. When it goes I'll be immediately ashed while you faggots scrape by eating field nice while avoiding ravaging gangs of cannibals.
HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Carson Lee
Never has there been a more underrated reply.
Anthony Russell
>only sources are British tabloid newspapers and RT ok
Luke Powell
Whitey quite literally btfo This universe is fake and gay and I really truly hate it
Chase Jackson
¿era uoy bmud
Chase Sanders
Was that pic of the billycan taken near a billabong ?
Hudson Davis
Where did the fish go? Did they just pack thier bags and hop on a bus to another lake?
Levi Anderson
If only a super volcano would wipe out the western world. Fortunately, YS has plenty of old magma chambers to flood into.
Ian Walker
We had the biggest earthquake in 10 years in England/Wales on Saturday. It was a whole 5.0 on the Richter scale,end times.
I swear fbi user said It was going to go this winter so only about a month more for it to hit.
Caleb Lee
>implying we wont flood europe and bring our guns meth heart disease and ridiculous religions with us
you're next
Luke King
>tfw Yellowstone erupts and everything is post-apocalyptic >tfw live in Australia far from America >tfw can live out Mad Max fantasies IRL
Zachary Wright
Avoid Spain, It's like Mexico but even more spics
Asher Cooper
Seriously stop playing with my feelings, if yellowstone erupts i will slaughter 10 goats and give their meat to poor people.
Daniel Ward
Red wave 2018 confirmed
Isaiah Green
Like wearin nothin at all...
Lucas Walker
the pic loosk a bit like the mutt face.
Caleb Reed
If it blows up it'll basically be Morrowind >covered in ash >shits fucked >tons of darkies flee to Nordic lands >not welcoming of foreigners >still Majority of darkies.
Landon Russell
>has really wobbled my billycan. >They have what we geologists call yellow fever. have my (you)s and now stop making threads about uneventfulstone park.
William Perry
sage
This thread is not /pol related
Inb4 "where do you think you are?"
Just fuck off with this random garbage.
Zachary Williams
This
I'm a hopeless NEET, I want to finally end it but I can't just kms because of my family.
Benjamin Lewis
LA ABOMINACIONES APOCALYPTO
Wyatt Lopez
i just seen a ufo fly out of the ground in yellowstone is it happening yet?
Christopher Watson
La Obsuriadad del Infierno
Justin White
australians make up expressions like this to confuse outsiders
Jace Johnson
>pic You can see moloch, app, le 56%er and a number of other memes in this.
Nolan Gutierrez
>Basically, the ground is expanding out like crazy, the temperature is increasing, and the quakes aren't stopping. >Fish have left the lakes. The elusive park zebra have vanished. Animals are interbreeding and fleeing the park. It's going fucking bonkers. Post proof, nigger
Asher Ramirez
So where's your proof that you are a geologist?
Bentley Foster
Outhouse still standing. Badass.
James Lopez
>geologist doesn't know basic terms for geology
Choke on veggiemite you crocodile fucking retard.
Lincoln Reyes
Who would just go in the internet and claim to be a geologist? On the internet I'm a billionaire astronaut who operates with the seal teams for vacation.