>die >wake up outside of the gates to a magical kingdom >"w-wow!" >see Jesus standing at the gate >"I...I can't believe it's real!" >Jesus just staring at you >"I'm so happy to be here" >Jesus give you a blank look >says "I never knew you, depart from me" >fall into a firey pit of nigger demons with 12 foot cocks who rape your asshole and mouth for eternity >"why did I fall for the atheism meme!!?!?!?!?!" you say as lucifer empties volcanic load into your gay atheist asshole
Is this the future you want gaytheists and fagnostics?
Stop LARPing. Come to Christ so we can all LARP together in Heaven when we die
Idk maybe I’ll be lucky and just die into a dreamless sleep
Robert Price
Remember,
Jesus made a whip and then beat kikes until they ran out of the temple
He did it for you Cred Forums
Joshua White
You won't
You best start believin in Christ boy, or else you're going to get sent to the firey niggerdemon lake for an eternal raping
Moloch, podesta, and the amzing atheist will be right there with you
Jayden Jackson
>Are you going to heaven.
Probably not, but I am really trying to become a better person.
Easton Scott
No. No one is because heaven doesn't exist.
Christian Peterson
I am the son of man
John Gonzalez
it's so cute that people believe in this shit, pearly gates and all.
a bit too much projection in your description of hell. secret cock fetish?
Jaxon Campbell
Just have to believe that Jesus is the son of God to get to heaven
Better start believing, I hear those niggerdemons are upgrading to spiked 13 foot cocks
Kevin White
The Amazing Atheist is a good man and has been the single most important role model for me growing up.
Nolan Cook
>Be Jesus. >Do this for billions of humans. One by one. >Got all the time in the world.
Lol
Brandon Morgan
>are you projecting that all gaytheists are choosing to get eternally sodomized by gay niggerdemons in hell by rejecting Christ
yeah I guess
Angel Wilson
I believe in Jesus but I’m trans and Christians hate me I’d rather not live forever with them.
Dylan Sullivan
but, like, what if the bible is a trick?
Isaiah Green
FUCK
Y O U
KIKE!
I won't worship a rabbi as God!
FUck you!
I hate your threads
I hate your fucking stupid Commie-tier Jewy mind control threads
Your church is creepy
Your lives are empty
You worship a book
YOU WORSHIP A FUCKING BOOK!
IDOL
WORSHIP
IDOL WORSHIP
REEEE!
Camden Davis
>a firey pit of nigger demons with 12 foot cocks who rape your asshole and mouth for eternity Could be worse
Jackson Gomez
>born with inherent sin >die during child birth >end up in limbo for eternity
Sounds legit bro let me give you my sheckles so you can tell me about my hellfires and damnations every Sunday
Jack Gutierrez
>thinking catholicism is Christianity
Catholocism is some weird occult religion where they merged Christianity with hinduism and a little occultism
Limbo isn't real, it's not even in the bible
Charles Lopez
I feel sorry for you, if this is what you believe
Aaron Miller
>fall into a firey pit of nigger demons with 12 foot cocks who rape your asshole and mouth for eternity Sounds like my honeymoon!
Jackson Anderson
britcucks are already doing that here so no difference in hell i guess
>mfw not smart enough to burn in hell eternally
Matthew Clark
>when your consciousness fades away you will go to a happy magic place because of muh bible dont argue
well I am not 100% sure what will happen when your brain dies but there was a time when I didnt have a brain it was when I wasnt born. It was literarily eternity of nothing and it wasnt that bad. So, I am pretty certain that when my brain will stop working it will be the same
Evan White
>nothing happened to me before I existed so nothing will happen to me after I die after having existed
the brain of an atheist
Kayden Jones
what loving all powerful all knowing god would allow that to happen to anyone sounds like a dick course he lets pedos like you rape infants so he's a cunt too
Christian Clark
>allow >what people do is a matter of allowance you can live by God or fuck up - that's entirely your own decision you're not a will-less cog in a machine, and neither are you fated or restricted in any way in your choices take responsibility for your damned self
Parker Cook
>die >wake up in hell >why! I was a christian! >Demons start piercing your butt >Jesus, this isn't fun >Look up >See heaven >"There must be a mistake, I was a christian" >That's why you're there, a voice booms
Cooper Price
Hello, gents, I am the son of Mary and Joseph
Grayson Collins
>die >wake up
Stopped reading there.
Nathan Rivera
implying atheismfags have brains
Joseph Morgan
>blocks your ideology
Ethan Martin
what happens to your consciousness when you die? why don't you tell us - you've surely experienced it after all, right?
Jack Campbell
>Moloch, podesta, and the amzing atheist will be right there with you
The amazing atheist has brought so much souls to hell he is promoted to butt raper of the atheist
Nolan Baker
Exactly what happened before you were born. Nothing.
Jack Davis
>Is this the future you want gaytheists and fagnostics? It sure isn't brother
Kevin Smith
Yeah? Confirm that for us - should be easy right?
Robert Gonzalez
The trick is to be not righteous easy mode the whole planet is unrighteous everyone goes to heaven
Eli Brooks
the typical feverdream of a gaytheist in the final stages of a slow AIDs-caused death
Hudson Powell
I know this is a troll... But this is legitimately what most christcucks believe
John Rogers
I'm not atheist
Anthony Anderson
It's not
There is historical validity backing up all of it
Don't get split roasted by 13 foot niggerdemon dick user
Thomas Parker
So you go to hell? Even worse
Robert Diaz
Lol saved
Aaron Turner
>Making this existence into a hell because some desert death cult book told you so.
Doesn't sound very smart.
Tyler Green
>living a healthy virtuous life abiding by a system that builds functional societies >not smart
weird, it seemed to build western civilization
Nathaniel Brown
>die >wake up outside of the gates to a magical kingdom >"w-wow!" >see Jesus standing at the gate >"You're back huh? They didn't listen did they?" >"No, they didn't listen, but there's a line a mile long downstairs."
Tyler Ward
i dont get it user
Michael Miller
12 foot cocks.......
Joseph Bell
>but, like, what if the bible is a trick? I'd be more concerned about 'what if its not'
Thomas Garcia
Ok fags, I'll explain to you what's up. First we have Yahwe, the god of the jews, his real name is Yaldabaoth and he is not an ok dude, he's the creator of the universe yes, but he's not the top dog in the gods hierarchy. Yaldabaoth made a pact with the jews and he stills honors it, that's how they are behind everything, he's also satan, the true God is above him and wants us to escape (((them))) which we can do by achieving gnosis, by spiritual practice (meditation and prayer).
Juan Campbell
Yeah you either walk the golden streets with Bach and Martin Luther laughing at all the degenerates who didn't make it
or you get assraped by niggerdemons for eternity because you read The God Delusion when you were 17
pick wisely
Nathan Sanders
Stop worshipping the demiurge
Jace Martinez
t. future niggerdemon cum rag
best get off that satanic nonsense and start praying to Jesus
Juan Myers
if you close your eyes, does the world go away?
Mason Ward
i sucked a dick once
what are my chances
Jayden Roberts
You're going to hell
Thomas Butler
why does your all knowing and all powerful god let pervs like you rape helpless infant babies?
Colton Ross
Yes I'm sure killing off every intelligient person in Europe and doing active dysgenics really helped. I wonder why the industrial revolution started in northern Europe which wasn't under the thrall of the catholic church for more that a couple of hundreds years?
Liam Carter
Because he's a dark god.
Hunter Diaz
...
Liam Campbell
this is the state of Cred Forums
Ethan Anderson
its called free will. he doesn't make anyone do that.
Jace Peterson
...
Liam Stewart
who built the gates? Are they made out of heavenly metal? Where do you get ore to smelt in heaven? You say stop LARPing but you act like you're LARPing I'm going to have to fuck your mother so hard she can't walk again for pinching a turd that is you, OP
Thomas Morgan
bible says it doesn't matter if you were good, if you don't believe Jesus is the son of God then you're going to hell
Dylan Smith
How are you still following Jewish religions.
Aaron Martin
the only thing it proves is there is no god. anyone who would believe in such a thing/god that wouldn't help an infant is fucked in the head. assholes who believe in this shit are morons. the thing you worship and threaten people with wouldn't save an innocent baby, you can bet it doesn't give a shit about you.
Christian Hall
>who built the gates? probably God >Are they made otu of heavenly metal Yeah probably, also says the streets are gold >Where do you get ore to smelt in heaven? God probably just does it miraclously >You say stop LARPing but you act like you're LARPing You asked pretty simple questions desu >I'm going to have to fuck your mother so ahrd she can't walk again for pinching a turd that is you, OP somebody really wants that eternal nigger demon gang bang
remember this thread when they're flaying your stomach open and fucking your intestines
Thomas Campbell
"God" isn't good then and I'm not going to sell my soul for meta-material purposes.
Nicholas Diaz
I'll go back to church when they stop cucking on about helping kaffirs.
Maybe it's time for a visit to the NG Kerk
Parker King
then you are an idiot for believing tin this shit, cause any god that wouldn't save an INFANT doesn't exists and you can bet if he won't save an innocent baby he fucking hates you
Samuel Cox
If God prevented every bad thing that happened, there would be no free will.
God commanded Christians to set up certain law and political structures to prevent this from happening. When Christians don't do this, they suffer.
That is part of the natural law of the world
Christian Watson
you're not good unless you believe in Jesus
>b-but I helped a crippled man across the street once and I love my wife and I- get ready for that niggerdemon cock it's speeding straight at you pajeet
Brayden Barnes
Seems a bit of a harsh punishment for believing the wrong idea, are you sure you aren't just a victim of a Pascal's mugging?
What if any other religion is true?
Owen Ward
But he told you the truth, god isn't good, the god of this earth at least, theres a god above him but he is more separated
Wyatt Cruz
Yahweh the wargod of israel has commanded his followers to commit genocide and other attrocities multiple times. He clearly has a different definition of good than us.
Daniel Miller
>What if any other religion is true? Then god was evil all along and its soooo unjust even tought they have been told multiple times
Hunter Morris
>are you sure you aren't just a victim of a Pascal's mugging? Yeah
>What if any other religion is true It's not. The Bible says they aren't, so they aren't, because the Bible is right about everything with no exceptions.
There's also no religion with any historical validity besides Christianity
Matthew Bennett
Would you rather be the innocent baby who receives eternal life with no effort or an asshole crybaby on Cred Forums that may not get there?
Also, maybe the death of a particular child ends up being a net positive, but you don't see it because your too busy weeping in your mother's bossom.
Sebastian Jones
>Yahweh the wargod of israel has commanded his followers to commit genocide and other attrocities multiple times
Yeah he was clearing out a bunch of reprobate Moloch worshippers who would have killed the Israelites without a doubt
Brayden Perry
>It's not.
Tyler Thomas
The Pope can fuck off, but I'm with you, desu.
Henry Foster
there is so much wrong with your post... do you even know your own religion? jesus/god is not standing at the gate, petrus is. >jesus is staring with a blank look he would smile and treat you friendly >you get raped in hell it depends on your sins how you get treated there. btw it's really arguable that hell even exist because the bible don't mention it. the tale about hell came much later. >lucifer punishes you lucifer doesn't hate humans. jesus and lucifer were talking on mount hermon before jesus travelled back to heaven, jesus said that he understands lucifers reasons and that he did good when he gave humans knowledge.
go back to church and learn something before you start threads like this.
Jack Sanders
>let >allow you're a libshit you can think only like a paternalist thug
Hunter Diaz
That's not how it works. I think the hindu take on the matter is the correct one.
Xavier Cruz
you're shoving your dick in an infants ass ripping it you sick fuck! this is the shit you believe in, this is the shit you say is good, you people need to be removed permanently.
Charles King
The bible talks more about hell than it does heaven. Hell is definitely real.
>Petrus lmao what
>he would smile and treat you friendly The Bible says God is angry with the wicked every day
Lmao what on earth are you talking about you absolute nutcase
The Bible talks about Satan a ton and calls him an evil deceiver who manifests himself as the evil in the world
Chase Nguyen
least you admit abortion is a good thing. you should have been
Caleb Gutierrez
>Hindu take wut, Svarga is the abode of the gods, only god-like people go there.
Dylan Howard
Yes I am sure that infants were a huge threat to the ancient israelite civilization. And how do you justify the bodily mutilation that he seems to love so much? Also answer me this: Why did the industrial revolution start in the countries of Europe which were under catholic rule for the least amount of time?
Charles Gutierrez
you should try to get your hands on a real bible, not the 5000times edited version they sell today. and start reading the evangeliums they banned in the bible.
Jason Scott
This is the gayest post I’ve ever seen here
Thomas Turner
We don't want to read about your gay blacks on gay white gangbang fantasy. So take that faggoty ass shit elsewhere.
Tyler Jenkins
>the infants They left the women and children alone most of the time
>bodily mutliation wat
>muh catholic church The catholic church is a giant pedo circle and eurocucks spread their gay boipuccis for priests because they are weak faggots
Based marthin luther had to straighten that garbage out
Adam Richardson
t. prepping for 13 foot spiked niggerdemon volcano cock
Samuel Thomas
Sorry guys, but reincarnation is the real shit. You are stuck here until you learn all the lessons your higher self wants you to learn. Also gotta deal with contracts with other souls. Hell and heaven are real, because of the power of humanities belief, but so does everything else we believe jn. Gotta love the astral plane.
Besides, jesus says the kingdom of heaven and hell are on earth. Wht he meant is its about your own mind. Anyways if you have a good understanding jesus words are buddhism, but the translation makes that hard to see.
Liam Lewis
Your Bible says hell was prepared for Satan and his angels. Then how come they're not getting tortured as well. You're full of shit. That's why. Just like your Bible.
Dylan Davis
don't count on death being like a sleepy nap. Don't count on dreams that turn into nightmares.
Isaac Foster
>literally getting reincarnated as a rat
people who dont want to accept grave realities of haven and hell wil try to escape to this reincarnation fantasy
Asher Turner
they will be on Jesus' day of the rope A.K.A. judgement day
Ryan Bennett
Bible Spoilers ! The snake was the good guy.
Jack Reyes
OP is a coward and pedo
Elijah Rodriguez
I fucking wish you were right but chances are when we die we just die. That's it. Either that or we've worshipped the wrong god and we all go to eternal damnation whatever that might be.
Anthony Fisher
The women and children were made into slaves per the orders of yahweh. I am sure you can imagine how mistreated they were, also circumsision. I see you're pulling off the "not real christianity" argument, do you think the 30 years war was good?
Cooper Ward
>spiked 13 inch cocks
Where the fuck did your hear that?
Thomas Collins
Doesn't define virtues. If there no objective truth, how can one measure how to live life? People today forgot the God of thier fathers and descended into (((moral relativism))) and now we have trannies and "gay marriage". What most people think of good and bad in the west used to be based on Christian principles, and things we take for granted (everyone knows killing is bad) is still based on those things. Choose life or death. Choose Jesus Christ. Also the notion that God or gods won't care about if you worship them, is so absurd. How could you ever assume that ?
Benjamin Morgan
>Are you going to heaven? No, of course not, but that is a price I will have to pay.
Jeremiah Johnson
Knowing the sadistic nature of yahweh it seems more likely that those things only exist in "heaven". The bible makes it explicitly clear that yahweh enjoys torturing those who are his most fervent followers.
Thomas Powell
I want these in my ass and mouth NOW.
Aaron Foster
Hmmmmm, eastern europe which outlawed religion is still conservative while western europe is the liberal paradise. So much so for "strong chrisendom".
Wyatt Thompson
VERY CUTE! I WILL CONSUME ALL THEIR SOULS!
(Laughs at God's creation)
Jace Jenkins
>He reads the modern Bible edited by (((them))) heathen scum, how can you be a devout christain, and not have an understanding of the roots behind it?
Kevin Cox
King James Bible is the only real bible
Jaxon Gomez
Our entire reality is an illusion we're creating through our conscious perception of it. God is within all of us and we are created in his image because he is all of us, we're just some giant cosmic being experiencing itself through this illusion of a universe of matter and life.
Your religion is no more valid or invalid than any other belief or individuals experience, we're doing every single thing for some reason or another but mostly it seems it's just to make it all so ridiculously and unimaginably complex we can enjoy all the little "individual" experiences and manifestations of consciousness without becoming aware we're the one doing all of it. God bless, hope yours is a good one.
Benjamin Morgan
>muh new age beliefs
Pucker up for niggerdemon cock and eternal lakes of fire
Nathaniel Ortiz
>Are you going to heaven? Probably not.
Jaxon Scott
It's possible we're actually doing some crazy stuff with other planes of existence such as Heaven and Hell and other forms of 'afterlife.' It would add a lot to the complexity of the whole thing, but I really doubt it especially if it involves giving any given consciousness eternal life.
If these are New Age beliefs I'm not familiar with it, I didn't come to understand any of this through any source besides my own personal experience. That is what this is, it doesn't matter if you believe me or not. Obscuring this from ourselves is a pretty crucial part of the experience so feel free to reject this knowledge and immerse yourself in the illusion as heavily as you want.
Samuel Harris
Revelation 13:16–13:17 (KJV)
16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Revelation 14:9–14:11 (KJV)
9 And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.