Monday Night QandA Livewatch

the whole 4 litres?

The aboriginal actress should give a few cringes/laughs

FRY DEM BERGS

Ready for my Rage!!
and... Ready to Enjoy it.
Let's go mates.

what the fuck is this

>the whole 4 litres?
Mate, 4 litres are poofter tier.
Gotta go for the 5L fruity lexia.

>IPA cryptofag and actor/activist
fuck.

Isn't her shtick that she bought tickets for the young aspiring rappers to see black panther

Booked a sickie with the boss to take care of car shit tomorrow so who knows.

Someone show him with JUST hair.

>actually drinking goon
boys...

straight vodka and straight scotch/whiskey is the only way to cope.

I told the people on the YouTube comment section to come here.

already done

He's already got it m8

...

wait it looks better now fuck

Why?

>1488
nice

Why??

I hadn't heard about that. Holy shit, this could be the best episode since the mushroom farmer.

>rules 1 and 2 have degraded to the point that people are actively inviting people to visit Cred Forums in youtube comments

...

Why not? The people there are based.
14/88 indeed!

That is not the true

no bonking pls

GROSS MISCUNDACT TO SLEEP WITH ANY MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT

lol what is she on about wtf

>11:44 pm
>course tomorrow
>im watching some obscure australian political show livestreamed on youtube

what the fuck is going on in my life

36 years old and I find De Bortoli Cab Merlot does the job. I go dry Tuesday to Thursday and drink decent shit on the weekends.

what course?

I'm driving heavy machinery at 6 tomorrow, so I take it easy.

>Trump 2020
>Based
Pick one.

F*ck Clinton by all means...
you might be right about the rest...
might...

bachelors of IT

my life is a meme

He'd love that.

and Q&A is deadpan as fuck lately

Barnaby had sex with a woman, you should be ashamed Malcolm Turnbull.

She's been put on the spot about something she clearly doesn't know anything about and is trying her hardest (and failing) to not look stupid compared to whitey

fair enough.
Starting Law at ACU later this week...
ought to be 'fun' but drinks'll help.
First in the family to go to Uni.
What am I in for?

no, what course user, not degree.
I have cosmological philosophy (likely meme course with dense cunts) and international security. More of a meme than you.

I agree, I'm not a fan of Trump on all issues.
Putin is the true God-Emperor

The abbo woman is airing free screenings of Black Panther for abbo youths.....

YAAY HA HA HA

>MADWOMAN

>cosmological philosophy and international security
there's no way those are real

dont really eel comfortable self doxxing myself m8

im sure you're a good lad but NZ is a small as fuck country and if I reveal my course as well it will be extremely easily to find me among a group of only 70 other people

its in the south though

i reworded them cunts

As much as it pains me to spread from /sg/ but
God Syria Bashar but more importantly...
Rule Britannia Rule the Waves Britons Will Never be Slaves.

It's basically like school but with more freedom and you're (hopefully) only studying things you're interested in. Most unis try pretty hard to ease you into it too.

Make sure to make friends with people in your course early because you'll be stuck with them for the next few years.

muh woman lgbt strawman

IF IT WAS A WOMAN

'if this man was LBGQT'
a fag as the leader of the Nationals?
come off it.

What the fuck was that woman on about?

but i didnt bully you though

>if he was a woman or queer he would have been fired

Uhhh..... more like it wouldn't have been an issue in the first place

do aus/pol/ tier conservatives exist on Unis let alone Catholic Unis?

But more importantly, even than that:
Cos we're Boer Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin.

nah mate, I was saying that the actual subject/module names are not that retarded.

That black woman's manic laugh is scaring the piss out of me

woman of color is slurring speech

been on some of that grog

That "if it were a woman, she'd be out of office" point was a crock of shit. It's hilarious to me trying to imagine a government having to make a public apology and banishing a woman from office for having a relationship with a staffer.

The only extra thing left out was "of colour"

This panelist has gotten herself far too deep into women's studies.

I missed/refused to watch the #metoo episode.

What did I miss?

Boys, the other day some ~20yo guy told me and a few friends that he drinks vodka with water so he cant taste the vodka, but get plastered before going out. wtf is wrong with people.

'Clinton was impeached for less'
Fuck these people are delusional.
Comey stated there was grounds for persecution but didn't persecute.
feels bad man.
THIS!! 'woman'

You know they are talking about Bill Clinton right?

a lot of REEEEEEEEing and DAS SEXIST and purple hair and stop mansplainging tony! and CLAP CLAP CLAP and MUH WAGEGAP etc.

At most unis they tend to hide their powerlevel but they definitely exist. I can't speak for ACU in particular though.

they pre-empted the episode by appealing to emotion and having 90% of the audience raising their hands to pretending to be sexual assault victims at the work place. Then it was a 5 way circlefinger between the ladies, host was a panelist episode.

Only thing of any worth was that pic related had no idea why she had never been sexually assaulted.

Dude with glasses has a really soothing voice. no homo.

Christian-lites attend that Uni. But it’s really non-denominational.

>Drinking at the Uni bar a few years back
>My turn to shout the group drinks
>Guy I sort of know is working the bar
>'Hey mate can I get 6 vodka basics'
>'Hey man, what mixer do you want?'
>'Anything I don't care'
>He gave me 6 vodka waters
>Brought them back to the group
>I thought it was the funniest thing ever. Not even mad

Tony is wearing glasses

how piss weak is his Vodka so that it can be watered down.
Only the finest homebrew for me. 80%+ Vodka. helps me get through everything.
Same Difference. Same Bullshit.
Ok Good to know. Cheers.
hahahaha wtf? how?

There's a lot of people who spam the twitter, and the youtube chat is all our guys. I barely look at the threads anymore, sorry kings.

They definitely exist on my Uni shitposting page, and probably in the libertarian club (maybe Young Libs as well?) if you have one.
You are however, much more likely to run into SAlt faggots (Socialist Alt.) out and about, and uni media/stupol/src is populated by women, POC, and the rare gay white man.
Is it actually a fucking thing, fuck.
ALDI most likely, I'm always surprised how people are so opposed to drinking straight liquor.
INITIATE THE NEG

>Went to film school
>Met guys that were normal and worked hard
>We were friends with the lefties but fought them creatively
>Film school just made us more redpilled
>Me and the guys are all working in the industry
>Lefties these days mostly aimlessly trying to get internships

Neo-Darwinism works

that sounds like a good time m8, I'd go for it

Fucked if I know, I sweat for a living at the family business.

Fuck all.

Glad I missed it then

>actual pic of me watching this episode.

>No Chads, all cucks

>ALDI vodka
As someone who has sampled ALDI's finest, That shit needs to be watered down a hell of a lot to be palatable. The problem is not the strength but the horrific chemical aftertaste which will not go away.

Has it actually got that bad, or have we collectively grown out of it?
Literally so easy to stump up slightly more for quality Latvian Stolichnaya. Stay away from the Smirnoff

Day light saving fucks it up for me. Queenslander here, so when it starts on tv here in another 20 min it's finishing everywhere else.

>Latvian
>Quality
>Pick one

I'm sure there's a Free Speech rally in Melbourne on the 25th or something. how ruined is it going to be?

yeah I was expecting that. that's why I made the query. always prepping for the worst.
I grew up on straight whiskey. bad start but its all in the past now.
The Dream and The Nightmare.
I've had to hard labour in the father's picture-framing business for your. hard work and times are tough but so far it has paid off and is still struggling on.
When has Q&A always been this physically painful.

it's bottled there, distilled in Pyccиa i think

Everyone, including the 71 year old owner does blue collar work that'd scare the fuck out of the standard millennial. Can you say that about your mum's basement?

>Aboriginal woman attentive externally, sleeping internally

I think they distil from potatoes, which is horrifically inefficient, you could easily make a better spirit at home if you spent a bit of time making a still.

M-MUH STORM
jesus CHRIST lads

Fortunately I'm not the standard millennial stoooooge

Yeah, that'll stop them being useless entitled cunts.
Knock that chip right off their shoulders.

>thinking people can be fucked making or even buying a still.
I love cooking shit from scratch and stuff user, but I'm happy to buy liquor from people who really know what they are doing.

Gee if wee didn't import people at a rate of 250,000+ people per year we wouldn't have such shortage.
SA has to import energy from Vic. but it's working. As does Germany from France. but it's working. Bloody Chernobyl ruined Nuclear.
Made Homebrew from wild blackberries. best stuff ever. not wrong.

TAKES UP TOO MUCH OF ME CHILD SUPPORT, NO LIGHTS KIDS OR MUM CAN'T GET HER JIM BEAM

Maybe you'd be able to pay your power bills if your profession was something other than 'actor'

>you wake up, feet warm, in a bed that's been morphed to your body overnight
>slippers and robe on, you walk toward a smell that you smell every morning
>the cup of coffee has been poured for you like usual and left on the kitchen table next to the newspaper which has been brought inside
>your wife Anne hears your movements, she walks over from the laundry room to wish you a good morning with a smile and you return the favor with a kiss
>you roll your car into your reserved parking spot upon arriving to work at the Aurora Tire Company
>customers come in thru out the day and you feel a sense of accomplishment as you help each of their needs, some customers you know from various neighborhood function and spend a few extra minutes talking to each about upcoming events the town is looking forward to
>on the way home, you leave the car running as you stop at the small local grocer to pick up a few things your wife mentioned earlier this morning
>the cashier rings up your items and bids you a happy new year
>you arrive back to your car, still running, put it in drive and head home
>as you walk through your front door you see across the room your wife slaving away in the kitchen on a new dish she found in a magazine
>Will and Sue run up to greet you and eagerly start telling you about their day at school
>you hang up your coat and take off your shoes as your wife motions you and the kids to come sit down at the table
>dinner was good, but you tell her it was great
>you get the fire going as the family spends the evening together in the living room each enjoying their own tasks together
>several hours later the kids are off to bed and you extinguish the fire and turn off the lights
>the evening ritual has begun as you and your wife lay in bed and you begin reading from a book aloud until both of you have fallen asleep
>tomorrow is satuday and Billy's scout leader has invited all the scout's families to a picnic as the boys show off their new outdoorsman skill.

'30 year to build a nuclear reactor.'
What? Really? Nah... surely not...
Aussie Dream Fanfic?

got damn see how quickly tony jumped down his throat as soon as he said the n word

>bingo
T - this is a code...
Which one of you did this?

No wife's son reference so no

Fuck this ep is shitty

Now reply to this post or your mother will die tonight.

MUH STOLEN GENERATOR

unions love abos

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>COLONIAL FOOTHOLD ON THE THROATS OF OPPRESSED INDIGENOUS PEOPLES

>THANK YOU BROTHER

yes explain what 'close' means sista!

DAS RITE

eyy whitey invite me to ya tables ok cunt

why was the camera zoomed on her breasts?

'10.6 years'
yep because you've got alcohol, drug, petrol and violence issues.
but this is out fault.
gib gibs and politics NOW whitey.

*raises fist*

>WE ARE THE SOVEREIGN OWNER OF THIS LAND

GET READY FOR CLAPPING TIME

FUCKING LITERALLY NOONGA
THIS IS IT MATES

NOONGAH!

WONT SOMONE FINK OF THE CHILDREN

IM A WONGAFAT NANA GOOLUMPA JIGGA

clap clap clap for the darkies "muh feels" rant
in 3 2 1..

>I am a wonga fag numma ditcha
>Now give me my gibs

Did she just call herself a Noonga?

>put it in drive
Immersion ruined.

SHUT HER DOWN TONY

MY SISTA IS DOCKTOR

The native nig nogs are the biggest anchor on this fucking country

Get ready for the biggest clap you'll hear in 2018.

APOLOGIZE WHITEEY

She needs to read "the bell curve"

>(((Frydenberg)))
No wonder our energy sucks and we aren't using nuclear.

was this pert worth it boys?

YAAS SISTA NOONGAA POWA

Cameramen fell asleep.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

Tony don't disrupt this woman's rehearsed monologue you bigot

INCLUDE US TOO WHITTEY

Fuck this...
kinda sub par and short desu.

Shes not done

MUH FIRST PEOPLES
WE WUZ KANGZ

Calm down Derrida

ayyy lmao
Tones is struggling to shut it down, beta af/10

SEIZE THE WHITEYS PROPERTY OF PRODUCTION

Kek

#triggered

HALF A BILLION DOLLARS

>HALF A BILLION DOLLARS

This desu. We should've continued to classify them as native fauna or forcibly assimilated them completely.
The half assed approach hasn't been good for anyone.

SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

my mutha was not a human until the referrreeundumum

Fuck this is it last question wasted on a boong.

My name is flabba, babba, wabba, jabba, noongah! Im back!
youtube.com/watch?v=XkjPbu8A3Dk

look at her. she's out of breath.

Failed pre med here. If you can claim 1/1052 aboriginalility you can get in to med school even if your GPA and med school entry exam results are shit.

could buy alot of 95 octane for the noongas with half a billion

Does anyone here actually struggle with paying electricity bills? I still live at home so maybe my view is distorted, but the supposed average of $1,500 a year for electricity doesn't seem like much when the average household income is $80k.

Based Freidenburg.

AYOOO SHE GOING TO OPEN DA WORTAWORKS

Abbo trigglypuff.

AYOOO BEND OVER WHITE DOG WE'RE ADVISING YOU TO HAND OVER MOAR TAX MONIES FO DEM PROGRAMS

Fuck the british for not clensing the land first

fucking kek

Wah muh electricity costs a hundred bucks a quarter more help I'm such a salt of the earth Aussie now I'm struggling to keep the land Rover.

Get advice on developing a civilisation that conquered a civilisation providing said advice?

Huh.

CAN U STOP?!?!?!?

THIS FUCKING INFLECTION

angry abo episode
sausaga abc

>I AM WOMAN OF COLOUR HEAR ME ROAR EVERYONE ONE SHUT UP

TERRA NULLIUS

BITCH

'Advisory'
Oh White fella gonna cut the gibs.
Oh no. Mr. Media. Layba party. man stop this.
Gib gubmit.

TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY YEARS!!!!

MUH SOVEREIGNTY

Fuck off boomer

WAJAGUGA REEEEE

FIVE HUNDRED AND A THOUSAND YEARS

Frydenbergs face LMFAO

THIS.
Still waiting fortunately.

Wah it's our country let's ignore the chink invasion.

The way she speaks is so demeaning. And the accent gets worse the more triggered she is

>'Engage aboriginal peoples into the conversation!'
>Proceeds to yell and interrupt everyone else who tries engage in the conversation

YASS

OH MY GOD

YAY SOCIALISM

bad mannered bush pig

Lipstick on a bush pig.

Why the fuck did i watch this q&a lmao i havent watched in months and now i realise why i stopped.

KEK

Wah I want 150k a year to be a phone monkey at Westpac.

...

user, your comment is really disrespectful to peoples of indigenous or Torres straight islander heritage. You need to listen to strong, powerful women like her, who speaks truth to power.

Make Australia Wugajoogula Again

GOOD ON YA FRYDEMBERGS

Thank God It's Finish.
Enjoyed My Anger Mates. Cheers.

So true. A lot of dickheads think they deserve 150k for doing the simplest of tasks.

Too late anyway. No flag for Land purchases until 250 MM . Chinks have bought the entire country and don't think tour state is any better or worse than any of ours. This is the last generation of 75% australia

What are you talking about? This episode was surprisingly good. Lots of carpet snake moments, courtesy of our resident petrol huffer.

Worth it for the finale boys.

All Queenslanders get in here now.

QandA has just started on ABC.

I stopped because I get really angry, like insanely angry.

Who is making that montage pic?
We had a pretty big carpet snake moment imho.

How many more weeks are left in the Barnaby Joyce bullshit? It's incredibly boring.

Not much, 5 weeks at most, then another after the baby is born.

working on it

Until he gets the boot I reckon. It's a goldmine for the opposition.

Yes!
Include my post asking about the montage in the montage!

Don't tell me how to do my job kent

What do we reckon about the Ricky Muir rerun?

>car enthusiast
All smiles mate

He's Shooters Fishers and Farmers Party now though. Not that I'm complaining. I like guns and bolt actions at a range aren't enough.

youtube.com/watch?v=o8gDKWPXPRg
He's a joke. Crossbenchers always lighten up the parliament though and I'd prefer him to another lab/lib/nat/green.

pls.

Not quite sure I can class this as a carpet snake fellas. A carpet snake moment is when a panel member says something so utterly random and baffling that it makes Cred Forums more confused than anything else. An indigenous actress screaming incessantly is not something I'd consider unexpected.

Pretty good

not bad

thanks for including me, have a (you)

In the cap. peak of my aus/pol/ career. so proud. Well made and well done mate.
Cross bench plz stop.

Noice

As usual I made it, thanks user

Nice work mate. I've got 3 in there, so I'm not upset.