>be me, mid 30s Murican
>Meet 19 yo brunette German mutt
>Say Ja Wohl and she latches on to me
>/ourgirl/
>Fuck her for a while and then her blonde friend who is real German and Pediatrician moves in
>Blonde has German boyfriend
>my hand down blonde's pants fingering her in Bavarian bar when German boyfriend shows up....doesn't stop us
>Boyfriend gives us a ride to another bar in his VW
>German men completely cucked. And this was 2006.
No wonder Germany collapsed first.
Great story, I like to use my imagination too
Blond hair is a sign of weakness
This is not political, this is shitposting.
This belongs on int or bant not pol
Sage and report.
George C Marshall Center for European Security Studies
Not LARPing, just passing on experience.
>Germans are soy boys
wew big news lad.
Based poles know. Everyone else is still learning.
Nobody cares about your lucid dreaming experience and self hatred guilt that you are part german. Just neck yourself
still mad 80 years later
This, german bitches at my uni loved to jump on polish dick.
Not German. Irish and Swiss. Can drink and shoot guns all day and night.
Ur cool
>And then everyone applauded
Neck yourself, larping faggot
Cool story, bro.
This. Every girl here likes darker guys
No applause necessary. Just pointing out that weak men let Germany be taken over by any men that happened to pass through. Merkel just made sure it was pedophiles in Muslim dress.
I'm not mad at all my 1/64 bavarian friend. It's actually pretty funny seeing all this nazi larpers posting UBERMENSH photos while the reality is quite different.
Those who choose to burn the coal; will pay the toll.
>Coal burner
Wrong term.
I'm not tracking.
>1/64 bavarian friend
keksimus maximus
Ah, Zagreb! Kako ide, bre? :D
>newfags using words incorrectly
leddit desu
>Jews still existing
>Germans are cucked
This is so true, my dad was telling me a story a while back about his time in Germany when he was in the military. Him and all his buddies would go to a club every night called the International, and he was laughing saying that German men were not allowed in, only German women and military Americans.
>be approx. 45
>Still on Cred Forums
Honestly, get a life.
things that never happened......
BTW a greentext story has never been a thread starter
why are 56%ers so stupid?