BRITS!?

Why do you like cold toast and warm beer?
Why do you always have to end things with an O?
Why do you pile money into charities that just vanish and you don't ask questions after?
Why are brits two faced?

I am most interested in the cold toast warm beer thing.

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warm beer is because of their rotten teeth I've heard, I think it's because they're cheap

Nobody likes cold toast, serving it is just a way to say "I don't respect you".

Why do americans always have to end withings with an R?

Does anyone who donates to charity really ask enough questions?

Brits are two-faced due to recent afro-european influence. they were good people.... a long time ago.

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This shit. Toast sandwich because no decent meat.

Reddit has automajic spacing you stupid leaf

dafuq?
No one likes warm beer or cold toast.
fuck off you butt pirate.

>another thread targeting brits with a memeflag
wew

Never had cold toast, never heard of it before. Cold larger or warm beer is nice

>no decent meat
Get fucked goblino

GAS THE BRITISH FUCKERS

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QUICK!!!
RED-PILL ME ON THE OXFAM/CHARITY/MONEY DISAPPEARING THING

AMERICA
WHY ARE YOU SHILLING THE BOARD SO HARD TODAY?

WHY ARE YOU SO TWO FACED?

Then why do you have these fucking things everywhere?

Been there several times, never had a warm piece of toast unless I stayed at someones house, even at that they still made it in large patches for everyone and sat there and people just gobbled it up long after it was warm.

And in most pubs or bars you have EXTRA cold beer, on tap and just regular tap beer. The extra cold is normal temp in majority of the world.

Did u ever get rid of that mad cow? And why can’t anoyone in Britain make a decent omelet?

Its all because of stfu nigger

>Why do you like cold toast

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

>and warm beer?

Who drinks warm beer? Do you mean beer that isn't freezing? Let me explain, child: beer come sin many varieties and should be served at a variety of temperatures ranging from freezing to hot.

>Why do you always have to end things with an O?

You tell me, bucko.

>Why do you pile money into charities that just vanish and you don't ask questions after?

Huh?

>Why are brits two faced?

Said the memeflag. I'll predict that you're butthurt about all the money we'll be taking away when we leave the EU.

Yeah, we don't have that awesome American meat, that's pumped full of growth hormones and antibiotics because you feed your cattle industrial waste that they're not capable of digesting.

>warm beer
Where does this bullshit come from? I hope you die.

>extra ice cold beer
Only countries with shit tasting beer need to make it the temperature of liquid nitrogen in order to numb the tastebuds, beer, like red wine, should be served at room temperature.

This comes from American beer being consumed at very cold temperatures to mask the taste.

beer wasnt refrigerated in the medieval period,why do you have to drink it cold? you can taste it better when its warm.

British empire = hurrr hurr we conquered Shitskins and the Irish

Kek, even USA in it's weak tiny form kick your ass

Most of that land was obtained by defeating other European empires like France, Spain and Germany.

Calls amerifag "leaf".

Same shit, different smell.

>show real flag comrade Paddy
>not political, therefore- slide thread
>s**e goes in all fields

talk like yank, look like yank. only difference between USA and canada is that in canada black people speak english and in america they speak jive ghetto wazoo

Ever been outside of Liverpool?
Didn't think so.

Nothing wrong with Liverpool.
I'm from Berkshire.

No real answer to my cold toast conspiracy.
Typical brit.

Because it's nasty, having any drink that's not meant to be hot in a warm state is unenjoyable. There's nothing better and more refreshing than a cold beer on a hot summer day. Also back in the day they used to store cold beer in cellars and underground because it would be much cooler

>hot summer day.
Do you know how rare those are here ? what you want on a cold damp day with bitter icy winds is a nice warming beer.

I eat toast as soon as I make it, therefore it's warm, can't speak for anyone else.

NIGGER PROSTITUTES OF QUESTIONABLE AGES

Australians are said to have the laziest 'r' It's easy to imitate an Australian accent, just pretend your tongue got a shot of novacaine when you come to the R. Id expect nothing less from a colony of criminals.

Sometimes it is nice to have a family sit down with enough premade toast for everyone. You can use the toast for condiments, making dippy soldiers or as a base for your scrambled eggs if you wish. Having the option of all these outweighs the potential cold part. HOWEVER, because we live in a first world country, if we want to have warm toast we can go and toast some especially with out toaster that is plugged into electricity. If we don't want to eat the cold toast we can just throw it away because we can afford decadence. You uncivilised goat fucker.

>postalveolar R is "lazy"

american R sounds like a paki or an indian trying to talk english

>cold toast

the butter doesn't melt

>warm beer

most people drink lager and pilsner like everyone else. ale, stout and bitter are god tier though if you've never tried them

How do you get paid for the useless troll posts vs the intelligent sort? What are the metrics?

>drinking cold beer
>drinking beer marketed to be drank cold so it shuts down your tastebuds to hide the shit taste of chemicals