>What is this shit? In 2013 Cred Forums got so butthurt over a Kotaku article, it created 3 whole musical parody albums. This is the 4th edition of that project. Anyone is welcome to sing, write, edit and create artwork. Just keep it vidya.
Honestly I'm not good enough to be worth a good mic, I just want somebody to do a better job than I did.
I honestly don't know how people do projection while singing. I can do it acting on a stage, but in singing I just choke up. Shit's weird. Oh well, I'll never do musicals.
So I've just about finished a parody of Mary Jane's Last Dance by Tom Petty. I see that another user has already posted lyrics, but I'm going to post mine anyway since I feel like it's a bit more original (no offense, user).
Nicholas Gonzalez
>351925182 Doesn't even deserve a (You)
Evan Lewis
I was looking forward to this coming back for another year.
John Perez
These musicals are the most embarrassing things to ever come out of Cred Forums. Shit is Reddit as fuck.
We've been the pride of the industry Since eigh-ty-one Passed on for generations, Casual and fun
Ascended from toy lines, as proud as we can be. We've made some games, they're all the same. Embrace similarity.
Join us at Nintendo Learn the tricks of trade Make yourself a rehash Make them double pay!
Join us at Nintendo You must make it all the same! Follow in our footsteps and you'll win eternal fame!
The Xbox are celebrated for their three sixty, the Segas are famous for online Capcom have their fighters and Namco, RPGs But when it comes to making product, You can't rush delivery time!
Join us at Nintendo Host a direct or two The fans are wanting Metroid It all depends on you!
Uphold the company honor You must never localize! Join us at Nintendo Join us at Nintendo Join us at Nintendo Pikmin 4's the big surprise!
We grew up in an ordinary town Where the N64 was owned by everyone around But we all had fun, and we'd never fight When we played the games together every Friday Night
Well he took the reins in 2002, It blew the fans away, the things that he'd do The Wii was introduced and we all started wagglin' But then we all got bored, so Iwata started hagglin'
Last chance for Satoru Still no future for Wii U I feel failure creepin' in And I'm not buying it again
He don't know, though he's been told New Super Mario's gettin' old I'm tired of Game Pads, tired of these Miis Tired of Zelda re-releases in HD Oh my God, Oh hell no Not another gimmick with Amiibo I'm going to Xbox, going to PC There's less shit here than on PS3
Last chance for Satoru Still no future for Wii U I feel failure creepin' in And I'm not buying it again
He's beggin' now, “Please understand” “Why we can't give fans what they demand” Lookin' down from his Treehouse room Cancer will be killin' soon Oh my God, Oh Hell no His heartbeat is about to go But he died with a smile, 'cause at least he knew the ambulance was shoutin' “WII U, WII U”
Last chance for Satoru Still no future for Wii U I feel failure creepin' in And I'm not buying it again
Christopher Hill
Incredible
Caleb Thompson
Excellent work, user.
Blake Fisher
I posted my lyrics in the spreadsheet, but I want to try singing. Does anyone have anything for a low baritone/bass? (Highest note outside of falsetto is D4, or whatever one the D after middle C is.)
I've got a very ambitious number I'm working on; Biggesst Fags in Town, a Nicest Kids in Town Parody Here's a current demo: picosong.com/TcNH/
I need as much help as possible for this one, because I'm going to be adding in people going "user" or "Anonymous" for the extended roll call. No matter how many I get, I'm going to fit them all into this song, so go submit your voiceline into the docs NOW. docs.google.com/document/d/1gz3yiDC-HB-ghbWinOeLmlIvlkAZRj3PNVaScCGm-gc/edit
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I also need vocals, for the song "Deep in the Heart of Cred Forums" and the job couldn't be easier.
All you have to do is yell DEEP IN THE HEART OF Cred Forums when qued, and clap along if you feel like. Seriously, that'll all you have to do. Please help.
3/4 of the way done, gonna work on a non-shit instrumental before I go any further
Matthew Peterson
Put real effort into it. Can't you have fun that's not ironic for once?
Cameron Hall
The musical came before the game goob garbage.
Andrew Nguyen
Generally speaking, we try to put some genuine effort into it.
Leo Stewart
>so new you literally don't know what sage is >thinking bumps matter when you will recreate the thread every time it gets deleted or falls off because you are this desperate for attention
so reddit its not even ironic
Nathaniel Edwards
Of course I can, but I can't sing for shit, nor can I edit songs together. I can put in effort, sure, but it'll never sound good.
Jose Stewart
Holy shit. You're a god.
Daniel Hall
No,go fuck yourself :^)
Camden Torres
samefagging in these threads is outrageous. maybe IDs would really help out this, could see OP and his cronies replying to each other endlessly to create the illusion of interest
Levi Nelson
Both.
Justin Cox
>Wanting IDs
I hear Reddit is the place for you.
Kevin Collins
When you sing as the computer, try saying "you" instead of "ya", and correcting other informal pronunciations.
Brandon Murphy
>scared of being outed as a non stop samefag
thread IDs would shut this kikery down fast lol
Nathan Thomas
Report and hide
Jeremiah Cox
@351928523 Thanks for the bump.
Xavier Watson
We seem to have repeats of your songs in the spreadsheet.
>start shitting They've been doing it from when it first started, Cred Forums isn't a hivemind and it's perfectly okay to not like the musical.
While keeping their opinions to themselves would be preferable, if they want to shitpost this thread they will. Either ignore it or continue egging them on.
Matthew Phillips
There's been like 5 different songs written for that one already. We should probably get lyrics done for all 6 dont hug me im scareds
Adam White
Honestly the Cred Forums musical songs are hit and miss, but it's a much, MUCH better model than the Cred Forums sings garbage. Here we have talented people making sometimes good songs, there they have a mass of tone deaf motherfuckers absolutely destroying existing songs.
Daniel Walker
drive.google.com/file/d/0B68-bFpExYopYUVhWnk4Y2l6bkE/view I feel like I butchered this, but someone critique me anyway. Tell me whether I should finish or not. Also I know the audio quality is poor, I have to use an iPhone for the next few days.
Oliver Martin
It wasn't like a quarter of te thread though. Before it was just isolated "no fun allowed" tards.
Jose Russell
It always starts off as a lot of people, but they eventually fuck off when they realize people ignore them and the mods actually allow the threads.
Logan Hernandez
Do you not remember the one guy who spammed that same image over and over again?
Kayden Gutierrez
The beauty of it happening every year is the singers, writers, editors and so on are getting alot better and better.
Benjamin Williams
>have parody idea >write a stanza or two >remember there has to be an instrumental version >there isn't one Fuck this is annoying.
Carter Davis
Honestly these things kind of depress me.
>Any lyrics I write suck and don't get sung >I can't sing for shit myself >Realise I'm going to die alone and miserable having achieved nothing and been a useless fuck my entire life
>I'm in a musical now >I'm rewriting songs from that musical >including songs where I'm in a duo
I see no way this could go wrong.
Ryder Morris
Thanks for the gesture but I don't think either of the songs I wanted were on there.
Samuel Taylor
If you find it on any other site, just link me. I'm on the irc if you need me.
Zachary Jenkins
>Another near perfect CCR parody Fuck I'm impressed
Luis Murphy
Honestly, as a musical user, here's my tip. Project from the bottom, and just feel confident. If you are already an actor you probably already know all this.
There's an irc? Specifically for Cred Forums or the musical?
James Gonzalez
But Cred Forums and Cred Forums sings are a lot of fun, and they are comparatively easier to produce. You can't really compare the two.
Tyler White
Would you recommend singing lessons as a way to improve or does it mostly just come down to natural talent and confidence?
I think part of my problem is not going for it enough due to not being confident enough.
it's never too late unless you are literally tonedeaf
Jacob Bell
That fucking Gorillaz song is dead on this needs to be finished
Nathaniel Rivera
>Project from the bottom, and just feel confident. How does one accomplish this? I all but speak through my nose and though I've got an acceptable mic set-up I don't feel like I'm hitting the right stride
Luis Stewart
Confidence comes with practice. Lessons are good if you want to sing for a hobby, or just for fun. While natural talent is a pretty big part of it, anyone can improve given enough time and practice. If you get lessons though, you WILL get proper technique drilled into you until you can add to your range. If you are singing on the internet, you get the opportunity to warm up and re-record as much as you like. Just fake confidence and don't be afraid to try and re-record until you're satisfied.
Blake Cook
All you need to do is practice. Lessons will help you learn faster, but you don't need them. Talent is useful if you have it, but you don't need it to be good. If you post attempts here, you will get helpful critique. (amongst the shitposting)
Confidence is only gained from practice or by having it naturally. You don't need to be a confident person to be a good singer. Just keep trying.
Willpower is probably the most important thing.
Jose Ortiz
I heard somewhere that a method to stop speaking nasally is to plug your nose and speak. You should only feel a humming sensation in your nose on the m and n sounds (maybe a couple others I forget), if you feel it any other time adjust your speech until the hum goes away.
Eli Harris
Maybe there's hope. I'm probably going to end up joining a performing arts group soon that'll probably be doing a musical. Maybe if I do something in the chorus that'll let me practice.
I'll eternally be jealous of people it comes naturally to though.
Christian Carter
Here's the secret, it doesn't come naturally. For anyone.
One of the guys I preform with sings tons of elvis songs for our singing group. He has the accent and the mannerisms down perfectly, and it looks really good.
But if you knew how many hours he had to practice in front of a mirror to get to that point, you would be blown away.
Luke Adams
Any thoughts on this? I'm calling it done otherwise
Andrew Price
does anyone have a karaoke version of raised by bats- by voltaire? i made a song called mustard's where is at but i cant find the instrumentals
Isaiah Flores
I'm going to take a swing at the rapping bit later. Hopefully the singer finishes the rest, though. He's literally perfect.
Benjamin Bennett
Is your tone nasally for high notes? Try to open your mouth more like a yawn-breath. Also for high notes, you want to think about breath support. Don't sing in your throat, sing from the chest, if that makes sense. ALSO POSTURE IS IMPORTANT I CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH
Cooper Harris
you want to know how I practice?
pick 10 songs you want to know how to sing (popular ones)
get a not-shit mic and open up audacity
rip an instrumental of those 10 songs off youtube using a ripper like youtubemp3
sing over the instrumentals
listen back to it
figure out what about your singing sounds bad in comparison
do it again and try to change what you don't like
this is literally all I have done for the past 4 1/2 years, and not even weekly.
I used to use a Shure SM58 but I preferred the condenser mic. look to spend about $80-90 for a decent mic and run it through an interface like I linked
Oh boy oh boy its this season again. Once a year you anons remind me that even after 10 or so years this board can still pull off some cool shit. I love you all.
when i was young i was poorer and it stung when the games wont run i always hated that old toaster then i knew i had to do what i could to get my mustard on
so i ran away to this shitty site and was taken in by fat slob looser fags now when the causuals all stop and stare and say "why you got a rig like that?" i just give them no reply and whisper mustard's where it's at
now when the causuals all stop and stare and say "why you got a rig like that?" i just givem no reply and whisper mustard's where it's at
those dark days seem far away ive risen to a better play so do like me, follow the dream like that just throw your money away into the mustard!
so we seed all games and we play all night and we spread our screens enjoying all 4k's we do it all our way, play our games like that cause theres no console cucks here to shill and cry
now when the causuals all stop and stare and say "why you got a rig like that?" now when the causuals all stop and stare and say "why you got a rig like that?" now when the causuals all stop and stare and say "why you got a rig like that?" i call in for the mods and sage all of their threads and ignore all of their baits and proceed to circlejerk
i just givem no reply and whisper mustard's where it's at! mustard's where it's at! mustard's where it's at!
Daniel Rogers
>no one doing a pannenkoek song
Dylan Cook
I gotchu senpai
Scuttlebug hop youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk (Jailhouse Rock by Elvis) youtube.com/watch?v=_zgtHBXZSlQ (Karaoke) TJ Yoshi was acting mighty depressed Said there weren't no such thing as a half-A press Ol pannenkoek heard and had summthin' to say "It's easy to do, But First just watch me play" Let's watch! Pannenkoek, let's watch! For 20 minutes we'll watch He'll do the scuttlebug hop
He lept into Hazy Maze Cave still holdin' down A Cause there was a challenge here that he craved With just half an A press and a little patience He'd perform the wildest scuttlebug transportations Oh, the rocks! Pannenkoek, the rocks! On watch for rolling rocks He'll do the scuttlebug hop!
Now he had some transdimentional speed to build Which can only be found on a particular hill. He fell to the lagoon still holding the button Put his back to the cage and he started runnin' Oh, don't stop! Pannenkoek, don't stop! He's gone too far to stop He'll do the scuttlebug hop!
He had enough speed to break physics I'd reckon After running fort-y three thou-sand seconds Through quad parallel universes he'd go So long as his syncing speed didn't fall too low Let's walk! Pannenkoek, let's walk! Doing the hyperspeed walk He'll do the scruttlebug hop
Without loaded objects he was working blind trying hard to keep his qpus aligned But that kid was a whizz, and after a pop Reality sprung back and he hopped to the top! Let's hop! Everybody, let's hop! He got that star at the top Doing the scuttlebug hop!
Logan Cruz
Bump of life
Jaxon King
amazing
Juan Butler
I made an attempt at the rapping part of Feel Good Inc.
/board/ sings and Cred Forums musical are completely different beasts.
Thomas Nguyen
It's coming, I promise
Robert Perry
I tried my hand at "Humble Pie Encore," It's not the greatest, but hopefully it'll do. I did my best to edit out shitty mic and breath noises, you can hear it in the isolated vocal track, but it's much harder to notice when played alongside the actual song. I really tried to channel my inner Dick Valentine for the all-caps parts. picosong.com/TcMd/
MOD Shitposting's annoying, you must stop it You'll find ways to have some other fun This is what I tell ya All your threads trashed now and foreva Just your first taste of banning hell
MOD That’s not vidya, take it elsewhere Stop testing everyone’s tolerance Let’s let my mood decide, ‘bout the ban reason to apply I’m Cap’n now of your offense
MOD Ooh! Off-topic retard
user Just tell me why!
MOD Please read up on Cred Forums's global rules
user I know there are anons worse than I!
MOD We've checked around, there really aren't.
user Then please let me explain, my posts were merely shitty jokes!
MOD Your main boards are Cred Forums, Cred Forums and Cred Forums! (You started riots and racist rants
user Don't blame me, blame all of the boards
MOD Please stop evading while I’m still banning
MOD Cred Forums isn’t a torrent site, it’s seems that’s all you’ve done since you arrived
FBI Hey, user, you better know some Thai, cause your hard drive's seized by the FBI? Guess whatcha, whatcha, whatcha you're gonna fry!
user 2 I don't feel well...
FEMANON It's up to us to rescue him!
ANON2 Maybe now he's got a life...
FEMANON We're the ones who made got him banned!
user 2 Maybe he's got a gf or a wife?
FEMANON Come on, user, don't be scared, I'm sure at least one of us will be spared, So just sit back, enjoy the slide.
user 2 I want to get off Mr. Mod's wild ride!
MOD Steam gift begging, linking viruses, dumping uncensored loli doujins. you'll pay for all your crimes, Set to browse til the end of time Gone from Cred Forums will be sublime Repeated joke about how all these rhyme trapped forever here in Banning Hell!
MOD Of course, I'll be doing it for free.
Jack Cooper
Take Wonderful 100 off the list, it was done last year and put on the DLC album because faggotry
Carter Perry
It's fine, but it needs some refinement.
Nolan Wilson
>Mediocre singing >The bad transition between clean and hard vocals >All these bad cuts after you yell >ENOLA GAY and WILD BOAR are done wrong >Gerard Depar-doh and not Depar-doo It has that first-year charm. Try again and focus on hitting the right notes and pronunciation. Screw everything else
Jeremiah Hill
Which list?
If it's on dlc it can be done again this year, which it deserves.
Mason Ward
I had an alternative idea for "carry on my wayward son" about Overwatch Comp, which is actually Vidya unlike whatever that song was trying to convey.
Ryujin no Ken wo kurae Play of game from DIE DIE DIE You're powered up, now get in there They popped MOLTEN CORE
Ahhhhhhhh
Once I rose above rank Gold at Two Thousand Just to leave Quickplay shit and comp was rousing I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high
Widow wallhacks and I got fucked by weeb sword Nanoboosted but I'm still killed by discord I see gold weapons in the gallery I will get them yet!
Solo queue and pray for luck Autolocked Mei now we're fucked O-gon po go-tov-nos-ti GGEZ no!
5 V 6 now cuz our healer is leaving He rejoins but we are just nearly beaten, And if I claim I carried the team Well, it surely means that I'm not shit
Hanamura and we now are on offense What the fuck, chokepointed at the damn fence! I'm sure that we can hold defense! But in no time they say!
Ryujin no Ken wo kurae Hammer down, you're in my sights Cleared Point, Helden sterben nicht! And now it is High Noon, DRAW!
Carried team, You will never be platinum No card votes, So in chat throw a tantrum Oh your life is fucking empty Fuck it I'll play some TF2
“Past bedtime, don't tell Mommy.” “I Feel very small … Please hold Me” Censored GG EZ Don't you cry, Don't you cry no more,
Conversion, Windows version 10.0 Looking at life through the eyes of a tired cuck Leeching seeds as a pastime activity The toxicity of our PC, of our PC
You, what do you own the world? How do you own EXCLUSIVES, EXCLUSIVES Now somewhere between the sacred shilling Sacred shilling and sheep SOMEWHERE between the sacred shilling IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOOOOOT FAAAIR
More memes for their fires, loud neighbors Waifu reveries caught in the fleshlights of a cuck Leeching seeds as a pastime activity The toxicity of our PC, of our PC
You, what do you own the world? How do you own EXCLUSIVES, EXCLUSIVES Now somewhere between the sacred shilling Sacred shilling and sheep SOMEWHERE between the sacred shilling IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOOOOOT FAAAIR
When I became the goldface I shone life into the man's hearts When I became the goldface I shone life into the man's HEARTS
With all due respect, all the rest of the capitalized lyrics rhyme with the song's original lyrics, so I would assume Depardieu is supposed to be pronounced like "know."
WILD BOAR I was uncertain about, since the last word in the line isn't capitalized. I tried to return to soft vocals afterward, though it could have just as easily been a typographical error.
I'll do a second take tomorrow, cut less, and take your criticism into account.
Sebastian Evans
Please tell me someone is doing some Bowie songs for remembrance and MGSV memes.
Luis Mitchell
>Getting anxious about someone not showing up on the very first day, in spite of the fact she has repeatedly
Evan King
Please don't, it's a tumblr joke, not Cred Forums.
Isaac Garcia
She has on /vg/ and said she's busy the first week
Jack Johnson
>MGSV memes Even more MGSV memes?
I know Bowie songs are in the works though
Zachary Long
OP, how about a parody of Avenue Q's "The Internet is for Porn", but it's a tripcode user on Cred Forums and a shitposter? Call it This Message Board is for Porn.
Lucas Moore
I wrote and sang this as a rough draft
If someone else wants to sing it that'd be chill as fuck
I just want more David Bowie desu. MGSV and the MGS series in general just loves using Bowie so I thought it would make a good mix.
I've always loved these collaborative works. Have downloaded nearly all of them even the Vidya Album Forever by DK.
Easton Young
youtube.com/watch?v=XXq5VvYAI1Q youtube.com/watch?v=E65XebEtUdE youtube.com/watch?v=XXq5VvYAI1Q Randy played guitar, jamming bad with Burch, Anthony And with Texas Gearbox, He played it right hand But took it too far Became a beta man, then we were cringing out Now Randy barely sang, screwed up mind and screwed up vidya Like some flop from 2K, he could spin it by lying He could leave ‘em to hang Came on a PC man, high hung, receding hair So where were the players, while the Blizz’ tried to crush our game With just the bundle to guide us So we bitched about sexists and should we go free to play? Randy played for time, jiving us that he’s a cuckoo The kid was just crass, he was an ass With a season pass He took it all too far, but why did he play guitar? Making love with his ego, Randy sucked up into his mind Like a PC messiah When the kids had dropped the game I had to break up Gearbox Oh Yeah Randy played guitar
Ground Control to Major Sean Ground Control to Major Sean Take your Reddit shills before the hype is gone Ground Control to Major Sean (ten, nine, eight, seven, six) Commencing shitpost engines on (five, four, three) Check paid reviews and may Todd's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
This is Ground Control to Major Sean You've really sold the game And the players want to know if there's multiplayer Now it's time to dodge the questions if you dare
This is Major Sean to Ground Control I'm browsing through the tweets And I'm lying in a most peculiar way And the ratings look very different today
For here Am I sitting in a trainwreck Far above the world No Man's Sky is dead Nothing's true what I once said
Though I'm past one hundred thousand lies I'm feeling very still And I think Molyneux knows which way to go Tell EA I love them very much (they know) Ground Control to Major Sean Your hype is dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Sean? Can you hear me, Major Sean? Can you hear me, Major Sean? Can you "Here am I floating 'round my trainwreck Far above the moon No Man's Sky is dead Nothing's true what I once said
Chase Roberts
It's actually the French 'dieu,' which is like 'Dew' but with a 'y' in it. 'Dyew.' 'Doo' works fine
>WILD BOAR I was uncertain about, since the last word in the line isn't capitalized
My B.
If you could do this take in one day, you're gonna knock it out of the park tomorrow. Godspeed
Last one: Blackstar as Nu-Male (Sean Murray) I can't find a good instrumental, so if you guys don't think it's good enough to be worth doing, that fine. youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw In the cosmos of Murray, in the cosmos of Murray Stands a solitary player, ah ah, ah ah In the centre of it all, in the centre of it all My lie
On the day of PS4 launch, on the day of PS4 launch Only gaffers kneel and shill, ah ah, ah ah At the center of it all, at the center of it all
My lie My lie
Ah ah ah Ah ah ah
In the cosmos of Murray, in the cosmos of Murray Stands a solitary player, ah ah, ah ah At the centre of it all, in the centre of it all My lie My lie Ah ah ah
Something happened on the day of launch Refunds rose and players whined Somebody else bought my game, I bravely cried I’m a nu-male, I’m a nu-male
How many times does an indie lie? How many people buy instead of asking why? I went on the Late Show and I cried loud into the crowd I'm a nu-male, I'm a nu-male, I'm not a real male
I can't answer why (I'm a nu-male) Just go with me (I'm not a true male) I'm-a take your dough (I'm a nu-male) Take your bandwidth data (I'm not a strong male) And your naiveness too (I'm a nu-male) You’re a rube without cash (I’m not an alpha male) I’m the con I am (I'm a nu-male)
I’m a nu-male, barren moons, a very dull game I see nothing wrong; it’s a five out of five They want multiplayer vidya, planets with contrast I'm a nu-male, I'm a nu-male
Something happened on the day of launch Refunds rose and players whined Somebody else bought my game, I bravely cried I'm a nu-male, I'm a nu nu, I'm a nu male
I can’t tweet you now (I’m not a brave male) But I can tell you how (I’m not a tough male) We were Joe Danger guys (I’m a nu nu) Now we’re liar guys (I’m not a big male) I’m a nu-male I’m not a true male I’m a nu-male, I’m a nu-male I’m not a not a tall male, I’m not an assertive male I'm a nu-male, I'm a nu-male
Blake Thomas
On a warm summer's evenin On a train bound for Evo I met up with the smasher We were both too tired to sleep So we took turns a-playin Melee matches on CRT The boredom overtook us, he began to speak
He said, "Son, I've won two Evos Thanks to readin' people's inputs Knowin' what their moves were By the way they held their eyes So if you don't mind me sayin' I can see you trying Mangles For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice"
So I handed him my bottle And he drank down my last swallow Then he bummed a cigarette And asked me for a light And the night got deathly quiet And his faced lost all expression He said, "If you're gonna play Melee, boy You gotta learn to play it right
You've got to know when to Hax dash Know when to down smash Know when to walk away Know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the setup There'll be time enough for countin' When the tourney's done
Every Smasher knows That the secret to survivin' Is knowin' when to go deep And knowin' when to camp 'Cause every moves's a winner And every one's a loser And the best that you can hope for Is to not go 0 [pronounced Oh] and two
And when he finished speakin' He turned back toward the window Crushed out his cigarette And faded off to sleep And somewhere in the darkness The smasher got edgeguarded And in his final words I found an ace that I could keep
You've got to know when to Hax dash Know when to down smash Know when to walk away Know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the setup There'll be time enough for countin' When the tourney's done
You've got to know when to Hax dash (When to Hax dash) Know when to down smash (When to down smash) Know when to walk away Know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the setup There'll be time enough for countin' When the tourney's done
Adam Fisher
Make a thread in /mlp/ about it, I am sure a lot of anons will be interested.
John Barnes
I mean it's pretty good, but it's pretty much the exact same as the original with just a few words replaced
Eli Murphy
Whats the problem with that my dude? What else could be changed?
Juan Kelly
Hi Leddit.
Benjamin Sullivan
There's one already that kinda touches on that. The Randy pitchfork shit show.
Benjamin Smith
I'm very tempted to sing this but no mic till a week from now.
Lincoln Cruz
>Whats the problem with that my dude? It's a bit boring
>What else could be changed? Change things to fit the theme more of two autistic evo players? The 3rd verse could be changed up quite a bit for instance because that one is pretty much 1 on 1 the same.
TF2, I can't go back. Copied Blizzard but its not better Remember when fun was at the games heart But at the thought, my mouse gets wetter
TF2, It's hard to say. The valve servers, were what I prefer The minute you went full competitive That made me give, now wheres my liquor
And anytime I reminisce, TF2, aw piss All the great years you had are all now over. For well we know of Gaben's greed, that made you bleed All those late great nights on steam are over.
TF2, we had our fun. After nine years, you were worth weight Remember outside crates and cosmetics Even critics, knew the core game was great
Two-thousand hours, maybe more, TF2, good lord Wasting away from your former glory. And don't you know, it hurt to see, TF2, for free When I got the game with the orange box
TF2, don't make a patch. Maybe your death is for the better Remember, all good things come to an end Or we'll begin, to mod one Better better better better better better, oh.
Na na na na na ,na na na, TF2... Na(x7)TF2 Na(x7)TF2 Na(x7)TF2 Na(x7)TF2 Team-Team-Team Fortress 2 UAHAHHHHHHHHHH HAUH Na(x7)TF2 Remember Meet the Heavy?! Na(x7)TF2 Na(x7)TF2 Na(x7)TF2 Na(x7)TF2 Na(x7)TF2 Mannconomy update killed you long ago! God damn it TF2, I played too much of you! Na(x7)TF2
Nolan Walker
Seeing as when the singer died this year, we had a sticky about it, should we do a cover/chorus of "Video Games"?
Brayden Ortiz
You're free to make one
Logan Baker
To get some life in this thread, I'm writing some lyrics about vidya waifus. So if anyone here has a favourite waifu that should be in, post it.
Eli Murphy
Rise Kujikawa
Gabriel Bailey
Fuuka Yamagishi
Matthew Lewis
Tali
Matthew Ortiz
Do a song about Isabellefags getting cucked by Bill
Colton King
Here's my white as fuck attempt to rap for No Games Inc.
Which musicals (movies or productions) do you want to see songs from?
Quick Starting List: >Rent >West Side Story >Newsies >Aida
Musical nerds your time has come.
Andrew Cook
FINALLY! I've been waiting for this shit for MONTHS
Doesn't this usually run in June or July? How long ago did this year's compilation start?
Is Dr. Worm back? He's my voicefu.
Christian Parker
West Side Story, obviously.
James Morgan
It's never been in june or july. Always starts the 15th of september.
Mason Hernandez
Renne Hayworth
Jaxson Robinson
Today's the first day of it for 2016 then? Great.
Eli Harris
A Shoggoth on the Roof
Justin Walker
This is amazing, I hope someone picks this up
Benjamin Miller
I'm glad to see this still has so much enthusiasm behind it.
Xavier Davis
Eri Sawachika
Ryder Wilson
...
Chase Williams
Protomen would be fun
Nolan Hernandez
Repo-The Genetic Opera surely has a few songs ripe for parodying. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a little topical. And Labyrinth because I just want more David Bowie.
Isaac Ross
Vidya waifus.
That's actually a pretty good and original subject
>Is Dr. Worm back Yes
Elijah Morris
>Vidya waifus Estelle Bright
Luis Wright
Want some thoughts before I put it in the spreadsheet.
Some... say that i'm not worth trusting that my game is real disgusting That's still better than nothing Still I spent the money on booze and beggars cannot choose I have nothing left to lose Making Megaman is all i've ever done and all of you idiots fell for the tale that i spun but the moment kickstarter went up thousands of dollars came from you fucks And I can feel by my wallet it was worth every cent and if my game will continue to sell i have cemented my place in hell i may have made a shit game but i sure made some easy cash but the moment the steam page went up I hear all of the complaints from you fucks and i know deep down in my heart i came out on the top and as my next game turns out to be shit knowing that morons will still go buy it a wandering game dev exploiting all of you moronic nitwits I'll lie like a conman Shill like a conman Bomb like a conman I'm just a conman
Liam Murphy
>Steven Universe
Luke Wright
Thank you for your input.
Ayden White
>>>/reddit/
Carter Cooper
Okay sorry. Real input then: it's shit.
Andrew Phillips
Why did you delete?
Luis Price
Was expecting worse, pretty alright.
Mason Reed
Sorry man, but you know a SU song is just going to lead to angry shitposting. This is a Cred Forums thing, and SU just doesn't vibe well with this board
Wyatt Sanchez
We should take the 2 verses from this And the ending repeat verse from And add it to the No Games Inc. and we're set.
Eli Stewart
Is there a Mighty number 9 song?
Brody Price
Not yet
Jack Cooper
>In 2013 Cred Forums got so butthurt over a Kotaku article, it created 3 whole musical parody albums.
Actually the first year started with Pa/v/arotti posting RIP Xbone to great applause and then Songman posted Friends in the Industry and then the next day everything exploded as people realized singing dumb musical parodies for vidya was fun.
Nah, the Pa/v/arotti thing and the Kotaku butthurt thing happened around the same time in different threads. And to annoy Kotaku people decided to make more songs that made fun of them.
I'll Make A Journalist Out Of You was actually the first song being sung because of that, by Singinganon. Just a little bit later Songman did his song.
I bloody love this. It is more fitting to /mlp/ though. Let me know if you do make a thread there, or if you happen to finish it up
Eli Thomas
Greenlight it.
Jack Torres
I agree with the other user, it's barely modified. You should take another look at it and own it a bit more. I could work on it a bit like I did with Daigo Went Down to EVO, with your permission obviously
Mason Perry
It's pretty unfair how you're so talented at multiple genres while others can't even sing Mary Had A Little Lamb properly
Ryder Rivera
Nice
Kevin Martin
>picosong.com/T9Lp/ When this comes together I think we're gonna have an early contender for best song this year.
Also, maybe instead of cheering "Billy Shears" at the beginning it could be "All These Queers"
David Morgan
...
John Sanders
That's fucking phenomenal. All it needs is slight gasps of "no games" every bar in the background.
Adrian Green
You done good
Jaxon Butler
>Songs from Hamilton
It truly surprises me, is the Play really that big in Murica? I don't think anyone has even heard of it here but it seems to have taken you lot by storm. I certainly it to be used here, sounds bloody amazing as well desu
Zachary Reed
Thanks.
S-sorry.
Logan Watson
Hello old nigs
Aaron Jackson
Offering my voice for Red Guy, yellow guy or Steak in any DHMIS parodies. I know there is a few happening so I'm happy to do any character.
Angel Bailey
Don't be sorry, because now there's no chance we'll have to rely on my embarrassing rap
Leo Brooks
I love this. Not enough actually musical song parodies on Cred Forums. Probably because they are hard as shit to work with because of all the different melody changes and how long the songs are in general. You run out of steam after a while. I'll brainstorm a little myself and see if I can help you bring it to completion.
Here's what I've finished so far this year. Might be all I can contribute. I want to finish a song from A Gentleman's Guide, but it does't have an instrumental. However it is so far along I can't give up on it.
Might actually try this myself seeing how its Ringo singing and not someone talented.
Grayson Adams
Updated the link to the pastebin in the spreadsheet.
Go for it, man
Juan Gomez
I certainly didn't expect it to be used*
Eli Roberts
>picosong.com/T9Cc/ So uh, I'm not big into the names and the processes behind the musical. I generally just listen once they've been released and don't follow the threads much but saw this. Has this chick done anything else in the musical before? Or even outside Cred Forums? That last
>If you're ever feeling bad, just remember you're not Anthony Burch. A message from Cred Forums the musical
Sounds really familiar but I can't place where I know the voice from
Eli Bell
video editor user here, will be lurking these threads until songs start getting finished
already some gems happening
Carson Sullivan
Yeah she did some stuff last year like Steam Friend and All About Them Frames.
Ryan Harris
Looking forward to it.
Oliver Sanders
Does the Meta song list Doc have every song Cred Forums's ever done? Even despite having downloaded the first or second one a few years ago, I swear there's a bunch of songs I still haven't heard and stumble across on Youtube. Need to catch up on them, is that the best way to do it?
Daniel Fisher
Not quite. That lists songs we haven't done yet as well as ones we have done.
Could use a lot of work. Feel free to edit anything. Original song is Song 2 by Blur pastebin.com/6ARWdweV
Jaxson Sanchez
Can you say "Please God, end my suffering" in the Red Guy's voice?
Christian Mitchell
It was huge when I was in high school last year. Not sure about now.
Jaxon Williams
The bandcamp has all the published songs (no DLC songs, but since they're DLC they're open to be redone). It just don't list the songs that are being parodied.
Ryan Bennett
Thanks again lad
Juan Hall
It's strange, I only went and watched a Camrip because I heard some songs from it off a Youtube video and thought it sounded fun.
Now it seems to be everywhere I look, I had no idea it was at all this popular desu. I don't remember a peep about it last year
Juan Martinez
(and by being parodied I mean it doesn't list the original songs.) (also, there are a few duplicates listed, but only because they were done in the same year. At the same time. Otherwise, no reusing songs from previous years)
Quit conversing my friends, your vidya discussion, your resistance to my bait now ends
PC or Consoles, it doesnt really matter, you are all just salves to my Asd I regail you
I’m the Cred Forums shitpister and everyone responds
Hes the Cred Forums shitposter, and we are all his pawns and so for me its destiny to become the meistro of memery Yes i’m the Cred Forums shitposter, amd im here to give you your doooooooose!
You see, this thread is fucking shit, and now we’ve established your not in charge here, get to work!
Anons used to shit on me cause I wore a name but something very strange occurred when I shat on this game, the degenerates around me quickly replied to my post, and it was then with (you)s galore that the thread had 404’d
I’m the Cred Forums shitposter (He’s the Cred Forums shitposter) And everyone responds (He’s the Cred Forums shitposter, and we are all his pawns)
I’m the Cred Forums shitposter, memes became my path
That bait is beautiful
You better tote the line, yhou see or else youll choke on your tendies and now anons you have the chance to see this mod fall to my trance
now that thad mods has banned me, I guess all my fun has past a proxy is what I need so I will b be right back
oooooOOOoooOOOOOOO I’m the Cred Forums shitposter I cannot help but boast
(He’s the Cred Forums shitposter, for sure this thread is toast)
I’m the Cred Forums shitposter, ive won the day now I must fly I’m the Cred Forums shitposter, and im here to give you your dooooooooooose
We've been trying to find one since last year's "I'm your friend Todd Howard" and no luck thus far.
Angel James
Isn't there a way to make one?
Also opinions?
Anthony Lewis
I've never understood how some of you seem to have legit good singing voices
Joseph Hall
we're actually just hiring professional singers to do the singing
Joseph Flores
"I'm your friend Todd Howard" is better and vidya related
Charles Young
>things can't be board related
Also I bet
Dylan Davis
At least that would make some damn sense I just heard Summer Faggin', it's a legit good performance from both sides but the lass in particular sounded actually good, not even just good for something a bunch of anons threw together. I'm singling that out cause I just heard it, there's other shit too
Aaron Parker
If this thread dies NOW I'm going to fucking crack
Ian Barnes
We're close enough to bump limit for it to die soon anyway. And /vg/ is always up
Young dev There’s no point now to cry I said, young dev Might as well not have tried I said, young dev Cause until Ninty’s died You don’t get to make no fan games
Young dev They’ll just shut it all down I said, young dev Change your name and leave town Cause it’s over Best brush up on the laws Pack it up and change domains cause
You violated the DMCA You’re gonna get it now, DMCA You had everything ninety-nine percent done Then they put an end to your fun I can’t believe it’s a DMCA You’re fucking kidding me, a DMCA You can pour in your soul; you can give it your all ‘Til you run into that brick wall
Young dev Give it all that you got I said, young dev But releasing, it’s not I said, young dev Heed this lesson they’ve taught That you can’t borrow an IP
Young dev Keep it under your hat I said, young dev That you’re workin’ on that Or else you might Get a DMCA Until then you’ll just have to pray
Nintendo’s sending you a DMCA I hope it doesn’t get a DMCA If you’re gonna infringe on a copyright, well Then you probably shouldn’t tell Cease and desist cause it’s a DMCA You know I’m talking ‘bout a DMCA You just wanted to make something cool for the fans ‘Til they slapped it out of your hands
Young dev I was once just like you I said, I know What it’s like to get screwed I was working On a project like yours Hopin’ that it would open doors
That’s when Someone came up to me And said, young dev Why you working for free? There’s a place where You can make what you earn And you won’t have to get burned
So now I’m working for S-E-G-A Don’t have to deal with no DMCA You can make some fun games, doin’ work you enjoy You can feel like one of the boys DMCA No I’m not worried ‘bout a DMCA Young dev, young dev You can do what you love Young dev, young dev And when push comes to shove DMCA No there won’t be any DMCA Young dev, young dev There’s no need to feel robbed Young dev, young dev Let’s go get you a job DMCA…
Noah Martin
kek
Benjamin Edwards
For a second I thought this might even be true Then the thought of Cred Forums paying for something came to mind and I laughed it off tbdesu
Jose Hughes
This is perfect, user
Cooper Jones
We've got a patreon for this
Josiah Parker
In the Flesh only got made becuase a kind user paid for the karaoke track. There's been a purchase or two of that kind every year. You probably couldn't get a meal at Subway with what we spend.
Source or GTFO
Jaxon Parker
What? Why's this the first I'm hearing of it? Link? Does the money just go to anons or are you actually hiring a few to sing?
I see user, I wasn't really in the know
Gabriel Stewart
>Source or GTFO I'm afraid Im not allowed to give that to non-inner circle members, user.
Just hiring people to sing. Mostly the female singers
Carter Garcia
Still looking for some feedback on "what makes the red man red." from peter pan and if it is even worth putting in the Spreadsheet (we have 100+ songs now, so I don't want to cause more bloat)
I notice we are already at 40+, so I didn't know if I should put my song into the spreadsheet without getting it criticized and looked over first.
Dead of night so I will post again tomorrow, but here is the final version of "No Games Inc."
Jaxon Scott
Piano Man rewrite, called 4 AM. It's about the state of Cred Forums, Cred Forums, and how 4 AM threads hold a mirror up to their posters.
It's four AM on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There's an oldfag posting next to me Typing greentext and that feel when
He says, "user can you find me a girlfriend? I don't really care who it is, If she's young and she's sweet and she'd make me complete I'd give anything for a kiss."
La la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum
Make us a thread, it's 4 AM Make us a thread tonight Well, we're all in the mood for some pudding And you've got us feelin' alright
Christopher Poole is a friend of mine He moderates my board for free And he's quick with a jest or to put on a dress But there's someplace that he'd rather be He says, "user, I believe this is killing me." As the smile ran away from his face "Well I'm sure that I could be a little girl If I could get out of this place"
Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum
Now Paul is a vidya enthusiast Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Irwin who's still a virgin, And probably will be for life
And the shills won't stop posting politics As the janitor's hot pocket melts Yes, they're sharing a board they call the shittiest But it's better than anywhere else
Make us a thread, it's 4 am Make us a thread tonight Well we're all in the mood for some pudding And you got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good thread for 4 AM And the janitor gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that this thread, is soon to be dead But we can shitpost for a while And anons post their feels and their memories Their stories, their hopes, and their fears, They stop and they sigh and they look at their life, And say, "Man, what am I doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum
Make us a thread, it's 4 AM Make us a thread tonight Well we're all in the mood for some pudding And you got us feeling alright
Carson Jones
Holy shit this is perfect.
Jeremiah Perez
We literally had a song with the exact same premise 2 years ago
This is a short one and it could sound really good if two or three people got in to do the group-voice-singing effect
that fucking pastebin URL
John Smith
Amazing!
Jonathan Ramirez
people weren't kidding when they say that Cred Forums musical gets better every year, holy shit
Anthony Butler
In all fairness King George was humorous in Hamilton and it's quite a good parody. Accent is pretty spot on and the lyrics are fun enough. It's odd, I don't like shitting on people when they're hyped but is it really necessary to type like a tard
Christopher Carter
Do we have any muppet songs planned yet? at this point it's basically tradition to have one.
Evan Gray
Here you go m8.
Oliver Bailey
Sure. Muppet Treasure Island and Muppet Christmas Carol have one each.
Jonathan Perez
Whoever keeps editing the fucking DOC to add rows past N and line 500, fucking stop god damn it. I can't access the doc due to how slow it's being and I can't submit my work if we're going to be dictating fuckwads.
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME PS3 HAS NO GAMES
Jaxson Fisher
s-sauce?
Nicholas King
Nice to see a fellow DS fan
Especially one who actually likes Industrial Disease. For a long time, it was the only song I liked on Love over Gold, then my taste became not shit and I realized it's really fucking good.
on topic: great job, your song is pretty aiight.
Owen Anderson
I'd personally like a song based on anything using the instrumental for this rather than Penpals youtube.com/watch?v=70GD2SBCq64
Aaron Parker
I think some of the ways that your syllables dont really line up and some of the lines are kinda weird
but overall pretty fucking great
i kek'd a lot.
and im going to see weird al tomorrow; i love song parodies and been writing them a long time, so i have really high standards
but the lines that arent funny are setting up the bit that's even fucking funnier
im really glad you made it. your vocals are servicable, which is probably perfect. i mean, knopfler doesnt have the best voice )he usually lets his guitar do most of the singing) but its good enough. so is yours.
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god the voice is so fucking bad i fucking love it
i kow its supposed to be
but thats part of the charm/fun
William Sanchez
Is anyone doing this one?
Lucas Garcia
i like tihs one a lot.
Isaac Clark
Hrmm... Technically, this was covered in the goobergate album... But then again it was the goobergate album. I really don't know where we stand on this.
Nolan Cooper
>And the ratings look very different today >And I think Molyneux knows which way to go
i fucking lost it
Eli Butler
well fuck doubling up on any songs. Thanks for the heads up
Jack Hill
I could probably sing this one if you want.
Easton Hernandez
Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado, but I don't think anyone here can do it.
Justin Ross
ignoring the SU bulllshit
I fucking love the lyrics you wriote dude
fucking mighty number 9
Carson Sanchez
hey dipshits
take a look
Nathan Murphy
I'm keeping a list of songs I can probably do. Tomorrow's my off day, and nobody's going to be home, so standby for a couple of recordings in the google doc entry for this song.
Brandon Hall
this is great
John Wilson
Robot Hell was done already.
Zachary Cook
There's a ma-an Playing No Man's Sky
You'd like to go and meet him But you won't and I know why
Some lines for Bowie's Starman.
Eli Turner
i really love this thread.
Luke Lewis
this has to make the cut, this is fucking great
Jackson Russell
See
Oliver Evans
foking noice
Luis Sanders
>2016 >not putting cho grasses on
Luis Butler
It was Sony's E3 show, the lights were low I leaned back, watched the shit stream oh Some dude was layin' down some game's b-roll Not scripted, He said
Then the loud hype didn't seem to fade Braindead normies worshipped the bearded face That weren't no Dune worm that was hazy cosmic lie
[Chorus:] There's a ma-an playing No Man's Sky You'd like to go and meet him But you won't and I know why
Caught it one man's wicked twisted lies He's told you go and buy it And you did cause you're not wise
He told ya: Play with friends and lose it Steal a ship and use it Planetary physics
When der op says we ist der master race we pirate, pirate right in der EA's face not to love der PC is a great disgrace So we pirate, pirate right in der EA's face
When Herr Gaben says we own the scrubs and plebs we pirate, pirate right in der EA's face When Herr Ubi says "they'll never pirate this!" we pirate, pirate right in der Ubi's face
Ist we not ze supermen? PC Gaming Supermen? Ja we ist ze supermen, 60 frame rate supermen Is this indie game not good? Would you refund if you could? Ja this indie game's not good, we would refund if we could
We will not pre-order. Fallout 4 preorder Everyone of console race, we'll port right to this place And we'll fix all the bugs, right modders?
Aiden Lee
Bump
Carter Adams
I'm changing the lyrics some atm, and another user in the /vg/ thread is gonna try it, but it he flakes out, by all means! After compiling more point i wanna bring up, imma add them in place of "na na na na"
So much to bring up about how Meet Your Match killed the game.
Luke Miller
>Thinking I wouldn't be involved this year, I have better things to do, it's gay >End up working on 4-ish projects on the first day
Why does it have to be so much fun?
James Morgan
I hope this gets some love.
Jonathan Wright
Dumb bullshit makes you feel good.
I throw rocks at trains every Sunday, is it a waste of time? Yes. Would I stop doing it? No, because it's fun.
Well I don't know how I got here tonight I got a feeling I didn't click right Instead of vidya, gay girls are all I see But I'm wondering if I'll get back to Cred Forums
Dumps to the left of me, Doujins to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle of /u/
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle of /u/ And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep my hand from my pants Unless someone posts a thumbnail for ants
Dumps to the left of me, Doujins to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with /u/
Well, I started off with straight porn, But this board's gone and changed my mind And your fap folder comes crawling, Slaps you in the dick and says, Please, release
I don't know where to go from here. Send help.
Matthew Nguyen
GJ the both of you.
This year's 10bux so far, without the shit lyrics.
Kayden Morris
Is Javertanon lurking, mayhaps?
Jaxon Bailey
Jesus Christ, Anonfag! You do know its only the first day!
Zachary Ramirez
10/ fucking 10
Mason James
should I record it properly, with good quality and the original instrumental? picosong.com/Tfg7
also sorry for singing a couple of the original lines instead of the parody ones
Brayden Anderson
This is rough around the edges but what do you guys think? youtube.com/watch?v=emmpnBDM0R8 -------------------------------------------------------- Come one, come all! It’s the first day of E3 Guess what the buzzwords mean Come one, come all! Time to laugh at all the lies See that guy who’s starting to cry Come and join the shit of... E3 Once a year we have a sticky thread around Dedicated to the greatest show in town Every dev is nervous, trying to calm down Once again it’s time for E3 day It’s the show we break down to laugh and cry It’s the show where every host will certainly lie Every trailer is pre-rendered at this feast of hype
This is E3 Every host is full of shit This is E3 Everyone is acting crazy Gimmicks, physics engine for the bait They don’t even give a release date
This is E3 Remember Mr. Caffeine Man? This is E3 No English for the dev from Japan Bad jokes, tech woes, something will go wrong And we’ll laugh at the next-gen crap And we’ll sneer at all the remakes All because it’s E3 day
Come one, come all! Hurry, hurry before they’re gone See the indies tripping balls Come one, come all! See the king of all the hype Try not to laugh at his height Welcome Todd Howard Lie!
Now we have the Ps4 with no new games Just an upgrade for 4K and a bunch of claims They’re afraid their crowd will turn to the master race Look at that you can see the fear on his face The Xbone’s exclusives are on pc too Why bother with a console, isn’t it true? But then Phil Spencer wore a t-shirt for Battletoads What did he mean?
This is E3 Here comes Sean, what will he play This is E3 “It’s procedural, I can’t say!” See the tits on that Nintendo chick For we need an E3 king to pick
(continues next post)
Logan Reed
Everybody! Once a year we have a sticky thread around Hail to the king Dedicated to the greatest show in town Oh, what a king! Every dev is nervous, trying to calm down Anons, post your pics! Once again it’s time for E3 day We’ve never had one like this!
It’s the day we all laugh at this industry From us you won’t get any sympathy Once a year we see their tricks Where the lies will never stick For the change to see something good And pick a king who’ll put the fun Back in E3 day E3 wrap-up All the memes, no gameplay, E3 thread archived.
Grayson James
Bump
Cameron Gutierrez
No games need to have the Tidus laugh for the rap section.
Josiah Bell
FUCKING GOLD
Cooper Robinson
Alright I just wrote these lyrics. I'm not going to go through with all the stuff required of me so if anyone wants to take care of the rest of the submission process, be my guest.
Every post you make Every mod you wake Every rule you break Every bait you take I'll be giving (You)s Every single day We all have to say You are fuck-ing gay And yet here you stay I'll be giving (You)s Oh can't you see You belong on Cred Forums My poor head shakes With every post you make
Every mod you wake Every rule you break Every thing you fake Every bait you take I'll be giving (You)s Since your post I been lost without a face I dream at night that you'll one day leave this place I look around but it's you I can't erase I feel so mad and I long for your disgrace I keep crying Normies, NORMIES, REEEEE
Oh can't you see You belong on Cred Forums My whole body quakes With every thread you make Every mod you wake Every rule you break All the things you fake Your life's a mistake I'll be watching you Every post you make All the bait you take I'll be giving (You)s
I'll be giving (You)s (Every post you make, every mod you wake, every rule you break, all the bait you take) I'll be giving (You)s (Every single day, we just have to say, we all know you're gay, we yell go away) I'll be giving (You)s (Every post you make, every rule you break, every thing you fake, all the bait you take) I'll be saging you (Every single day, every word you say, leads the board astray, every night you stay) I am hiding (You) (Every breath you take, must be a mistake, why can't I forsake, all the threads you make) I will filter (You) (Every single day, every word you say, is so fuck-ing gay, puh-lees go away I'm reporting (You)
Juan Hernandez
Where the video games?
Adam Hernandez
Whipped this up this morning, sung to the tune of Spooky Mormon Hell Dream, from the Book of Mormon
user: Long ago when I was five, I snuck onto the PC late at night And installed some cheat mods for CSGO
My father asked who got him banned For blatant Aim Bots and Wall Scans I blamed my brother, who was then beaten black and blue
I've lived with that guilt All of my life And the terrible vision That I had that night!
No! Please, not a VAC BAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!
CHORUS: Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Down, down, your game has crashed! From these cheat codes and walls hacks! THe lack of skills in "gitting gud" leads you to Spooky Vidya Hell Dream!
Welcome back to Spooky Vidya Hell Dream! You are having A Spooky Vidya Hell Dream now!
user: And now I've gone and died AGAIN!
CHORUS: Git gud!
user: I ran right into that sniper's sights!
CHORUS: Scrub Lord!
user: Stuck on my alt account, Silver 2...
CHORUS: Shitter!
user: Oh God, how could I have missed that head shot?!
CHORUS: Fuckin Noob!
user: How could I have confused the 2 plant sites?
CHORUS: Virgin!
user: And now I've deranked to Silver 1 Thrown Back into Spooky Vidya Hell Dream!
Kevin Russell
CHORUS: Down, down to Polygon's realm! You sexist, skilless cis-shit! The Konami Code can't to save you! No escape from Spooky Vidya Hell Dream!
Gabe Newell: You blamed your brother for your lack of skills, and now you're using No Clip?! You're a SCRUB!
user: Gabe Newell, I'm sorry!
CHORUS: The Great God Gaben hates you, this we know! For the Great God Gaben just told us so!
Shitposter 1: You remember John Carmack!
Shitposter 2: He is even spookier!
John Carmack: Demons of Mars, Have you heard the news? user was caught using Game Hacks! Now he's back With all you Revenant's and Imp's He's still super Nooby-Wooby!
user: I'm sorry, Cred Forums, it was selfish of me To play with cheats, please I Don't wanna be in this Spooky Vidya Hell Dream!
CHORUS: Spooky Vidya Hell Dream! Anita Sarkessian, Brianna Wu, Geoff Keighley, Tim Schaffer! These shitters all surround you, Spooky spooky spooky!
Anita: I started a gender war, and made male devs feel ashamed!
Brianna: I fucked 5 guys and got rich!
Geoff: I shilled Halo 4 with Doritos and Dew!
Tim: 5.5 MILLION!
ELDER PRICE: You think that's bad? I can't even get an AWP kill!
Anita, Brianna, Geoff, Tim: Hoh?!?!?
Owen Powell
user: I can't even git gud! I play way worse than you! I hate this Spooky Vidya Hell Dream!
CHORUS: Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
Anita: AHHHH-
user: Please, Server Admin! Unban my IP! I won't use such blatant hacks anymore!
I can't believe Gaben called me a dick!
CHORUS: Welcome, welcome To Spooky Vidya Hell Dream! You will never play vidya again in Spooky Vidya Hell Dream!
user: Oh, please help me Gaben! Please let me play casual! Give me one more chance! I won't touch competitive again!
CHORUS: Down, down your game has crashed! From these cheat codes and wall hacks! This must be it, you must be there, You must be in- Spooky Vidya Hell Dream now!
Feel free to use this however you want, I cant sing, so if anyone wants to give this a try, you have my blessings
Daniel Green
It's not game related, so it's perfect for Cred Forums.
Zachary Bennett
Fuck off
Noah Cruz
Album name/theme suggestions? I wanna start working on covers. Or should we wait till there are more songs?
Hey, I'll write a WAIT FOR IT parody for you, if you think you have the skills to sing best boy?
Hudson Perez
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Jonathan Hall
I recognize it as "dumb ways to die" from ausfag public transport campaign. That's probably based off something else
Dominic Watson
Swap out one of them for the Mario song, it's the best
Dylan Foster
I love it
Luis Hall
Is there a three-syllable word that means scammed?
Gavin Cox
bamboozled.
Jayden Wood
This guy is black. I saw the play, you can't fool me with this blatant white washing
Easton Torres
Was that video featuring Ebola-chan and lots of other old memes removed from Youtube? I can't find it, and I loved seeing all the old memes come together like that to a good song
I missed the last two days, what did I miss besides No Games Inc?
Nolan Richardson
Has she seen it or just heard the soundtrack? A Play is not something I'd expect to kick off, especially with how limited opportunities there are to really go see it in person
Noah Hall
Check the spreadsheet, all the finished songs but No Games Inc are there
Matthew Moore
anyone doing jeff buckley's Lover you should've come over?
Jeremiah Diaz
So...anyone got dibs on making a video for this yet?
I had an idea for "River of Dreams". youtu.be/fo_vn_Ilsu8 In the middle of the night I don't even go asleep Insfead I stay up all night And I shitpost on Cred Forums
Thats all I got for now, but I think I'll post more later. Feel free to brainstorm, too.
Looking out for the game I see the rain fall upon the kickstarter mourners Parading in a wake of sad relations as their expectations fill up with sadness
maybe make it kickstarter backer related?
Jason Rodriguez
Wait, is it on the spreadsheet? I see him on Video Games INC
Benjamin Evans
it's in the finished tab
Mason Gonzalez
jesus christ it's only day one nigga chill
Brandon Miller
Telegraph Road and It Never Rains are top tier DS, mate
Angel Cooper
suicide watch
Andrew Stewart
BRAVO
John Evans
It's fine you can have it, I just realized my edition of vegas cannot into Chroma Key
I recommend not putting any actual pictures of burch in, though, or he might take it down
Adrian Lopez
I tried a couple attemps at songs, they're shit. I'm also too much of a lazy fucker to add the instrumental over these piss poor attempts. Vocals should be enough to tell by if I should go further or not
>Has There Ever Been a Game (Coming Out Exclusively)? vocaroo.com/i/s15pmIo9SkGM Even though someone else already did it (and most likely better than me) I wanted to try it since CCR is hands down one of my favorite bands of all time
I've got some time between work and recording today
Any baritenor songs ready to be recorded?
Austin Martinez
>vocaroo
Camden Scott
I recorded on audicity and uploaded it to vocaroo. I know vocaroo reduces the audio quality but these are just attempts to judge if I should go further with them or just not bother
Robert Russell
Oh and if you need some creative input, the source video is obviously begging for chroma keying
Scene 1: Chromakey, Cred Forums in the background Scene 2: No alterations Scene 3: Batman Arkham Knight gameplay in the background? Scene 4: ??? Chorus: No alterations Scene 5: put an Nvidia logo on the toaster Scene 6: no alt Scene 7: put some mean posts / comments in the background Scene 8: twitch police raid footage? [chorus] Scene 9: no alt Scene 10: pretty self-explainatory Scene 11: ??? Scene 12: also pretty self-explainatory [chorus] Scene 13: ??? Scene 14: any of the literal whos really, preferably somebody that wouldn't report the video Scene 15: self-explainatory Scene 16: screencaps of posts from Cred Forums the musical tripfags [chorus] Scene 16: ??? Scene 17: self-explainatory Scene 18: Gearbox Scene 19: ??? Scene 20: baloon is the Wii-U [chorus]
That's how far I've come before I realized I couldn't do any of it
Eli Martinez
gonna do some recording for It Sucks to Be Me (I hate it on Cred Forums)
Lucas Wilson
Thanks babe
Josiah Bennett
Keep up the good work
Sebastian Peterson
To the user who's singing Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4.
I'm the guy who originally wrote the song. I actually wrote an entirely new script a while ago in a NMS thread. I revamped and finalized it a bit. You wanna take a shot at singing it?
Yeah go for it, I'll sing anything from Hamilton you want to parody.
Adam Ward
wait as in you wrote the dont hug me im scared song and not a parody of it right?
Cameron Diaz
Seeing that I'm a bit sick now, I'll wait some days for my throat to get better to start singing shit if I feel like my voice will sound right. On the meanwhile, I'll finnish and deliver some lyrics:
No, i wrote two parodies. One about posting on Cred Forums and one about NMS.
Sebastian Flores
great stuff user, also >Voltaire my man
Ryder Reyes
>Wow! Look! Another player! fucking gold
Logan Lewis
DHMIS singer here. I like the lyrics, but I'm worried that there's gonna be too many songs about No Man's Sky.
Since it's only the second day, and I've gone far enough into the older version, I'll finish that, then give this newer version a go. Whichever one gets into the final album will be up to a vote.
i'll also repost how far i've gone with remaking the instrumental for the morning crew picosong.com/T9hD
picosong.com/TfpS I tried... I quickly realized though that getting simply getting Currys pitch is really hard. Not even talking about a good flow. Should I bother or is it trash?
Colton Martin
What's your favoriteIP?
Mine isgetting a sequel How docope with this LOSS? I just try to thinkmodificationally!
Now when you look at thisFallouttell me please, what do you see? It's just a boring oldshooter Maybe to you, but not to me
I see asexy follower mod,struttingalong andflashingat me I don't see what you mean 'Cause you're not thinkingmodificationally
So take a look at myDark Souls (cool) I usethis skinto express myself That sounds really boring I usethis skinto express myself
Now, when youmodded Minecraft, don't you find ittolerable? No Come on, take another look (Oh wait)
I can see atree, I can see abeeI can see acastle in the sea
I can see acog, I can see alog,Ican’t see a thing because of Near Draw fog Think you're getting the hang of it now
Using yourmods to try to play god I mightsubmit a Skyrim Overhaul! Whoa there friend, you might need to slow down
((The dozens of Skyrim overhauls ooze across his concept art))
Here's another good tip (Yeah?) of how to be amoddingscriptkid
Go and collect someuser reviewsand arrange them into your favoriteclickbait Tits! Cheats! Quests! Quests are not a creative mod
There's one more thing that you need to know before you let your creativety flow
Listen to yourcock,cope with the pain,listen to theautismin your brain
Come on guys, let's getto modding
((The Sounds ofModding)) Now let's all agree to nevermod our gamesagain
Colton Edwards
the problem is also that he's shouting at the top of his lungs and I can't do that if i don't want to get weird looks the next time I see my neighbourd
Landon Barnes
far too many syllables m8
Logan Hughes
sounds really good
Grayson Sullivan
Pretty good m80
Don't worry, you're getting weird look regardless so nothing should stop you from going all out
Colton Gomez
Not actually working on the video, but this is just too adorable not to share
Spent all that time Making your new game All those years of work And always the same "Your game is shit"
Nothing you can do But read the reviews Maybe what you need Is a way you can't lose There's a sure way to hits All you'll need are some tits
Don't you know Dev, you'll be a woman soon Call them sexist then Dev, you'll be a woman soon Soon, you can hate men
What you always wanted A fast track to fame Now that you're a tranny All your fans can be blamed When your games no good
Well now know you What you need to do Slap on a dress And some fake tits too Scare your neighbourhood When you get morning wood
It's not a phase Dev, you'll be a woman soon Just, don't show your hands Dev, you'll be a woman soon But, you're still a man
Dev, you'll be a woman soon You say that you're trans Dev, you'll be a woman soon And you have no fans.....
Owen Cox
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Nathaniel Rivera
This is totally fine. We're on Cred Forums.
Ryder Anderson
Where the FUCK is the Bigot Song?
Adrian Jones
Honestly I don't see why you couldn't use the original "creative" here.
>I see asexy follower mod,struttingalong andflashingat me
I see a nudity mod?
>So take a look at myDark Souls
remove the "my" And the video should have an MLP shield skin for maximum cringe
>Go and collect someuser reviewsand arrange them into your favoriteclickbait
Remove the "some"
>Listen to yourcock,cope with the pain,listen to theautismin your brain
Listen to your cock, try coping with the pain, listen to the autist in your brain
Jason Jones
oh my god this is perfect
Robert Sanchez
Not Vidya
Aiden Lee
I've just discovered Do You Wanna Go and Shitpost
David Flores
>song about a famous and controversial video game developer >not vidya
oh fuck off
Bentley Phillips
It's about the industry, it's fine.
Jack Ross
There's a ma-an playing No Man's Sky
change it from ma-an to con man
Ayden Richardson
Got a block on the final lines for the galavant theme as well as one or two lines in the middle, all in all I think it's looking good. Once I have those lines set I can record.
Honestly I wrote it about Chris Chan originally but changed it. So now it's more vidya than it would have been otherwise.
Jaxon Cruz
>offensive Nigga, what?
Owen Cook
That faggot that wanted to redo In the Aeroplane Over the Sea last night inspired me to write another parody for the only great song on the album Oh Comely, called Oh Sony youtube.com/watch?v=Z-fjyEIgWik
I made some changes. With you as Nicky and Rod, we just need some one as Gary Coleman, Christmas Eve, and Kate Monster now
Justin Ramirez
No, paid with Patreon bucks
Jose Ortiz
>tfw every once in a while I get reminded of the fact that it was my cover that was used in the first musical for the first album
feels cozy af
Oliver Parker
Not at all.
The cost was any possible chance at a future music career.
Camden Martin
Talking about tranny people gets YouTube channels shut down
Gabriel Ross
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Michael Howard
Cred Forums is pretty well known now, and it's not like the song had any bad material in it.
Luis Lopez
Just when I think I've had enough, I get a lust for some forbidden love And my pants drop straight down to the floor, My penis just can't take any more
Dumps to the left of me, doujins to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle of /u/
[lesbian guitar solo]
Well, it started with a misclick, But this board's gone and changed my tune Forget all about your vidya, Whip out that dick if you, Please, please
Now I know why I came here tonight, I had a feeling I didn't click right Instead of vidya, lesbians galore But I don't want to go to Cred Forums anymore
Dumps to the left of me, doujins to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle of /u/
Yes I'm, stuck in the middle of /u/ Stuck in the middle of /u/ Here I am, stuck in the middle of /u/
Brody Taylor
Been trying to get this one in for a while now. I wrote the lyrics and a friend of mine sang it. It's a take on "Do you wanna build a snowman" from Frozen. I know that song's been done before, but hell, I'm really proud of this.
Requesting anons to sing Virgin Company. You don't need to be a great singer, just not breathe into the mic like a sperg and cut down on background noise
I remember some aspie singing Take on Kaz and showing it to his friends who were summarily disappointed in him
Jason Cooper
I thought we agreed no gg shit
Matthew Clark
That's not really GG
Cameron Rivera
nigger can make what he wants. it doesn't mean anyone will sing it
Henry Cooper
Cred Forums is well known, I agree, but the simple fact is in the mainstream (which the music industry runs with) it's still seen as bad.
He's automatically an alt-right Clinton-hating nazi-frog rape-threatening no-showering autistic hahahah, masturbating gamergating, shitposting on twitter baiting, watch out as he causes shit ahahahah
