MEANWHILE in Lordran

MEANWHILE in Lordran...

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You guys read the newspaper yesterday?

He's still fucking sitting there

I think im gonna go join that guy thinking about that door
Maybe we can think together, making us both smarter

the onion guy?

dude stay away from onions, the others might make fun of you for hanging out with foreigners

What kind of name is UNDEAD BURG ffs. It's not like i am a zombie, gwyn damn, i'm just a nice normal guard doing his duty.

>be me
>hollow, can't invade for shit, too nervous to get my own souls
>mom sends me to store with souls to buy first weapon
>she thinks thats all I need to get some humanity
>hear about some pretty cool guy who sells shit for cheap in undeadburg
>get there
>this fucker straight outta the asylum comes in
>fuck fuck fuck.jpg
>hide behind crates
>fucker rolls and destroys crates
>I freak out and attack him
>summon all my strength, barely scratch him
>he one hits me
>respawn at bonfire, make my way back to body
>ask shopkeeper where my souls went
>"oh I took them, to pay for hte crates you broke"
>mfw

Dude looks like Ethan from heavy rain

Any fellow clerics around? Haha

kek

Quelaag invited me to her place for dinner, I wonder what she's making...