Meanwhile on rule 63 Cred Forums

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Suck my dick and make me a sandwich

Tumblr pls go

I only play vidya because all men do it and it's my instinct to "like" what men enjoy so I can get some cockCOCKcock.

Tee hee :3

claim your husbando

But why?

Girls who cross dress are so rare why are men allowed to do it in public and not get ridiculed for it?

I want to dress up in a school boy's outfit all the time but it's too embarrassing

Any gals here know this feel?

So, she is basically every single metal gear solid character, right?

Actually, cuntboy can be made less gay than straight porn.

You see straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're schlicking to something that has one girl in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch a cuntboy fuck a guy, that's one guy and a half guy, thus only 25% gay.

You could make it 0% gay with two guys, but the problem with that is that makes them homosexual, which wraps back around to 100% gay.

Because sonic is not for sexual, and we should talk about the actual gameplay of it.

>Liking adult men over shota
shit taste fempai

Talk about something other than gender for once you fucking embarrassments

does this mean we post actual females with vaginas instead of sissyboys and traps now?

Since when is Cred Forums so lesbian?

Yeah plus there's that weird girl, Christine Chan that wants to be a man because of that stupid series.

Tails a cute though.

Fuck off shota poster, I thought Hirayuki banned you dikes

Dick or gtfo

>Implying women would ever play videogames

Kek you fucking delusional faggots, if you were women you'd be in the bedroom with Tryone and wasting resources like the vacuous drains on society you are. Women are worse than scum, they only want attention, money and to be provided for without giving anything in return and stabbing you in the back once they get their fill.

Yes indeed he is.
>inb4 knucklesfags

GO SUCK ON CHAD COCK YOU FUCKING STACY

Go back to your man circle slick site

Back to tumblr SJW.
There's no such thing as "white female privilege".

>BTW I'm a guy

Dick or gtfo idiot

Ever wish that cream was your daughter and tails went out a cute harmless date with her?
N-not that's my fetish or anything...

We generally only ask for pecks because there are some weird awful cauliflower cocks nobody want to see.

Cred Forums is the gayest board but also the most closeted.

we should just nuked this fucking site

I hate danger/u/

You're two steps away from vaginal vore there, girl.
Be careful.

That's my fetish

how do you use it if you have no dick

What are you even going to do with that

>Literal SJW's on Cred Forums now
Why do people hate Cred Forums again? I hate fucking guilt-tripped dikes like you who think they're gonna get dick for attacking women. Fuck off cuckquean.

>tfw getting turned on by this thread
I need help

I put a dildo in it

Why is every girl named Stacy such a stuck up bitch? I swear they curtsy their dresses like lady's every time they see a good looking guy.

*curtsy's towards you* should be a meme for these dumb bitches

This is Chrom! He's very C-U-T-E!

ITT: say nice things about him!

I have a really gross, big clit.

male (female)?

Sry im a link girl

it turns you on because it's what you want in life to be a girl just embrace it

You girls don't know about the whole "pressing your bits against it and rubbing it fast" do you?

sauce?

Isn't it funny how you can basically just post /r9k/ on rule 63 Cred Forums and have them scream tumblr?

Really makes ya fink innit

That looks like regluar Cred Forums tbqh

Take your cuntboy fetish back to /d/

Did you gals know that boys actually don't poop? Only women do!

ITT: Mad Cuckqueans

No, i like the thought of there being a site mainly populated by autistic girls

It's not gay if she has a masculine vagina, right?

Next you'll be saying men don't have periods either go back to /x/ loony

Is it true that everyone on Cred Forums is a little boy?

But they don't. I was talking to a man on the internet once and he said they don't.

go to tumblr

Lets do something terrible to someone just because they look better than us.

Yes.
And half of those made a contract with kyubey to became a magical sentai.

>a man
>on the internet

Yeah right.
You will be obliterated by the first random stacey that looks at your extra pounds.

But they're not the kind of autistic that I like

Did you see how the menonists flipped out over the giant bulge of the incubus in darksiders? why are men so uppity about a fictional beings junk?
>believing men
>ever
men are notorious lying assholes don't trust them

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>tfw you will never be a cute little boy

Why live?

I WANT TO hug DOOMGUY'S PECKS

I would dress you up like a shota and be your mother if you wanted user.

What game is in right now so that I can buy it and watch a let's play for it then tell everyone I beat it?

this thread is weird

Go back to the garage.

>men actually do this.
NORMIE GET OUT IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I observed one through a window once, he didn't look like he was having a period

I wish I had a penis

God, seeing Sonic Mania for the first time made my dick so erect. Can't wait to buy it.

>dick

GO HOME GAMERGUY

>tfw you accidentally click on /y/

DICK OR GTFO

>Look at me I'm a guy!
Fuck off

LONDON

Which would you rather?
>a world with everyone was a girl
>a world with everyone's gender reversed
history plays out the same you are still you.

Man I love incubi.

I wish some hot demon guy would make me his cumslut...

>accidentally

S A L T L A K E C I T Y

ayo
hol up
did i just hear
SILENT
MAJORITY?

was it really fucking necessary to mention you had a dick you attention-whoring faggot?

Both of those sound really shitty for me can I choose neither

You know this actually happens, right? Where do you think Yaoi comes from.

*curtsy's dress*
go back to your man worshipping site you dyke.

[ooc] tfw not gril

>this thread

>Incubus(female)

If there's real guys ITT post your bulges as proof.

>Incubus (Female)

wait for the second one do i become reversed?

if so then hell yeah

Those are the best they get me all wet.

I get periods

I have boobs

Vagina

Vagina

>playing fightan with bf
>tell him not to go easy on me
>I want him to go easy on me
>he destroys me
>cry
>throw the controller and tell him he's an asshole
>he apologizes fifty times
>takes me to the movies and buys me food afterwards
>also a cute bracelet

I won

Wouldn't that just be a Succubus?

Dumb bitch.

ebin shitpost my gal xD

You should do standup comedy.

Everyone

another question: how does everyone get transformed? magic? science? spontaneous? and how long does it take and are they aware of the changes?

We women have it made, I tell ya.

Minus the bleeding for three days part.

do you gys want a real rule 63 Cred Forums? just go to the cosplay board

Hitlerina did nothing wrong.

>draw a boy
>call it a girl

Why is this allowed?

BD should make an pussy inserts

fuck that's hot

i have a vagina

Not enough waifu threads. You know most of Cred Forums is lesbians

I wanna live in this world so badly.

Don't hit on me silly boys. xD

>2016
>not take a worm removal surgery and drink estrogen pills
How can poor BFs ever compete.

I don't think any chad wants to hit on you

at least hitleleeana was a good person in one point in her life that trump gal has issues.

Since that boy is taking the dick instead of giving its still a succubus. we already discussed this

Too many shitposters posting Bowletta and Queen DeDeDe that ruin the threads as well as sissyfags and dike posters.Cred Forums needs to be purged

>tfw you will never get pregnant

I just want to quit vidya find a cute boy to insert his seed in me and be happy

>implying you can't use that as an excuse to get out of doing chores.
it's worth it.

>tfw no qt masculine girl tanking you

I perfer Kirbette she's pure.

>seed

eww, sounds gross

>quit vidya
You're doomed to love the games you never even play, user.

You'll never be as hardcore as me, I've played Ocarina of TIme like 3 times!!! and I play call of duty!

I just think that girls look and smell nicely. There's nothing lesbian about it

How do you girls get to have a threesome with your bf and his hot guy friend?

>implying any of us will ever have kids with all the Stacy sluts around.

>i'm s-straight gals!!!
shut up you dike

>and be happy
thats not how it works

forgot the pic

All guys are secretly bi and love cock, you just have to get him drunk.

fucking virgin

go home and cry to you cats

kek

SonicXBartebly is my OTP, they belong together
youtu.be/o6unthyYudA

>cute shy boy in class
>keep smiling at him and trying to hang out with him
>he keeps avoiding me

Why can't boys get the signals?

>tfw it has been 10 minutes and chad still hasn't texted me back
What video games should I play to get my mind off it?

take estrogen blockers and become a tomboy.

I hate how men can be sissy's but women can't be tomboys it's not fair.

He's probably gay

Boys are all dumb sluts and you're just wasting your time with him. He's probably had his face in like 20 vaginas this year.

>ITT

No, you're fat and ugly and stalking after cute guys.

>mfw I peeped on my cousin showing
>mfw he's hung

>Chads thinking themselves superior just because they have a dick

...

>tfw talking to chad trying to get him to notice me
>tfw stacy comes up and starts flirting with him like a whore
>tfw she's a fucking causal who has only ever played Zelda
>tfw they make fun of me for not wearing makeup and wearing old baggy clothes
>tfw men are all just shallow assholes who only go for the pretty girls

>the real girls on Cred Forums finally have a place to post without being shit on

Really makes me think

Try some space shooter like gradius.
monotask games always leave space for "that fucking thought".

DELET THISSS

That's depressing, woman, how do you let yourself get to that point?

>tfw ywn do this

You wake up tomorrow and find out that you somehow turned into a cute little boy.

What do you do?

I like reading these threads and guessing who's actually a girl.

I am from an Alternate dimension where all of Cred Forums is men.

Ask me anything, and yes I am a man, don't hit on me silly girls.

Jerk off and try to suck my dick like my favorite camwhores.

Hey Cred Forums I need some parental advice
>come back home from shopping for new clothes
>find my son in his room
>with my panties on

Should I punish him for wearing my clothes or should I help him express his femininity with hypnosis and training?

Masturbate furiously.

Do men actually fantasize about feminine dicks?

H-how do you tell?
The game doesn't work like that. You're supposed to still be a bitter virgin just gender bended.

>boys on the internet

that's how you workout, if you no longer want your knees to work.

>none of these disc work on PS2
>lets act silly XD

Have you played the new Sims?

>men
>ever having the tech to jump universes
sure thing """haley""" next you'll be telling us there's such a thing as a half a press.

>tfw no bf (female)

What does a penis feel like, Cred Forums?

Why does this sick filth exist? Boys aren't your toys!

There's a fine line between irony and dumb parody, also most guys are just projecting their frustration instead of having a little kek.

>when you text him 5 paragraphs and he replies with "k"

Salty milk and coins

Back to tumblr with you

>start college
>some guys are talking about videogames in class
>sit close to them, try to make conversation
>they only like fifa and cod
Men are casuals.

>white maiding in on Cred Forums

bitch please.

Go back to tumblr you menonist cuckquean dyke

What if I told you that I'm a guy
with a vagina?

>fucking boys instead of getting yourself raped by busty christmas cakes
Are you gay?

Boys are stick made to fill holes and nothing else.

Rubbery and hot.

Still not getting how you can tell.

>texting a boy more then 1.3× the amount he texts you

>nu-male cucks want to date me
>only sleep with frogposter

#femaleproblems

If you're that fat don't you shed pounds a bit faster when you exercise?

not really, if you're that fat, your knees break first

They can only focus on a single thing at time, thus games like touhou and guardian legend are actually impossible for em.

Cred Forums, what's the point in pretending to be a girl if you're also going to pretend gender roles and expectations and all of human history has been reversed?

And this is why you're all virgins.

you guys have no idea how girls behave

Some of male Cred Forums and girl posters are just having fun, most of the guys are virgins being bitter about women. This is likely a girl, this is a guy.

>actually go there
Man it's weird as fuck. They talk like regular 4channerians, the other thing that gives them away is that they're on a cosplay board.

mfw this isn't inherently R63

shut up stacey

Too bad they're actually ugly as shit

DELETE THIS

Is it a masculine vagina?

mAnon detected.

That was my high school experience, actually.

Fuck off stacy. Go get pregnant.
t. cuckquean

Like warm borritos

jk virgin dildo'r at 25

Unironically this, women were a mistake

gb2tumblr dyke

There is no such thing as a masculine vagina you disgusting cunt-munchers.

>start dating a guy
>he mentions liking videogames one day
>decide to finally let him know i also play vidya
>he plays league of legends and makes a weird face when i mention a japanese game

>Playing as a boy in video games when given the choice

What an insecure carpet muncher.

>It's another "men pretend to be women to make them seem bad" thread.

Because there are no girls here and if they are they pretend they are one of us boys anyway

???

win win

that's what you get for showing your power level

Obviously the bitter virgins are the guys but so is almost everyone else.
it must be hard being the only girl on Cred Forums
GO HOME GAMERGIRL

Had a turd stuck, so I snatch-grabbed it and pushed it out my ass. Only problem was that I started my period at the same time so now Im gettinf roasty period queefs too

Goddamn period constipation. I yelled at dad to come wipe but that misoganistic piece of shit just started crying instead

Why do all boys pick DPS when playing MMOS? Do they even bother learning game mechanics or they just like making a macho self insert character?

how do i get a qt bf to play vidya with me

whenever i try to talk to them i always stutter and scare them away

help pls

facken dykes

WE WUZ QUANGZ

This is why we need the patriarchy.

>tfw damned to stay on Cred Forums because it's the only place i get to talk about some videogames not popular enough to get their general
sucks tbqh

But I mean

You're not actually pretending to be a girl

You're pretending to be yourself with a vagina

My dog ate another one of my bloodstained dildos. That shits expensive

>VIDEO GAMES

Is this how gay threads work on Cred Forums?
I thought you would be more creative.

>not playing as a boy
It's like you WANT to look at a girl's ass all the time.

>tfw your daddy's little princess
>tfw enough good girl points and he'll give me a ride

It'd be a much safer idea to simply cut down on eating. At that point simply eating half of what she usually eats would be on the road to improvement.

The thread's meant to be rule 63 Cred Forums, not normal Cred Forums

idk im pretty comfitable around tomboy 30-50 year old milfs

dont hit on me you silly girls teehheee

ima man

Honestly if i was a girl i'd be exactly the same and you know it

Basically

>add a period
>subtract cock and balls
>???

Tonnes of fat loner women who dont go out at all who i'd throw my average 7" noodledick at all day

This. She could easily eat 2000 calories a day and still lose weight.

Kick him in the balls until he submits and plays with you. Men have to be trained like animals, you're the alpha.

That explains a lot about /vg/

>get a pedicure before I stream
>not one watcher asks to show my feet

Footfags really are betas

since there are probably girls on this board right now, and you can't really tell the difference from the way you type, it's probably close enough.
what if I told you I'm a girlI'm not :^)

Turns out rule 63 Cred Forums would be pretty much normal Cred Forums

Those are much more straightforward, this is legit r63

Get out smelly footfag

I don't get why boys freak out over Dante and Big Boss being sexualized, I mean you don't see us complaining about Samus or Bayonetta

be my gf
no homo

i1.wp.com/killscreen.com/wp-

>turns out Cred Forums is Cred Forums no matter what gender
Sounds about right

>you will never have a thic gamer qt sit on your dick and pinch it every time you beat her in vidya
Why even live?

mfw there a femanons on this thread right now pretending to be boys pretending to be girlsholyfuckception

They're product of the 70's sex positive malinism.
The sexualization is seem like a portrait of power rather than just being boy toys.

I'd kill to be able to talk vidya with people irl on the level of Cred Forums . As it stands I know one person who I maybe see once a month for maybe a couple of hours. The internet is great in being able to fill that void, but it's also really painful in highlighting the void.

Everytime we have thread like this some unimaginative asshole does this shit. Every time.

>70's sex positive malinism.
>malisism
mycuntwhen.queef

Lewd.

This thread is nuts. I'm literally a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl right now.

F R A N C E
R
A
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C
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>Not your dad will die in his sleep tonight
you had one job anonsluts

I-I would, user
half homo

uncut dick > cut dick

Video games are dumb.

Fuck off you dumb cunts

Just had my sixth abortion today so that I wouldnt miss the Super Smash Sisters: Melee tournament.

>not maining Foxxxy McCloud and Prince Peach just like Armada

>tfw see this cute boy's weird videos on youtube
>tfw he seems weird and lonely, my type of guy
>tfw fall in love with him
>tfw send him a message, thinking maybe he'd like me because we seem alike
>tfw he never responds
Fucking men are all the same, they're all chads who can't experience true loneliness. They're allowed to ask someone out and not seem weird
he was actually a she and this actually happened to me, I just wanted to share my feels in an offtopic thread

We need to go deeper

No one gets mad at sexualized characters of either gender except butthurt Tumblrinas and pseudo-SJW

What's next? one of those "52% of the game market is men?"
They only play dumb shooters made for their retarded monotask focus.

>The internet is great in being able to fill that void, but it's also really painful in highlighting the void.

This thread is doing my head in

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>be pregnant
>lonely because jamal left me a few months back
>stick hand up vagina
>pet child

Anyone else lve doing this?

do you have a qt masculine vagina?
Wanna scissor?

Being fat makes you lazy and want to excercise less. Take it from a lazy fatty

>mfw no friends anymore
>all the slutstacies are all happily married
>im sitting here with my hymen intact bored out of my mind shlicking
Kill me

>pregnant
STACIES GET OFF OF MY BOARD

No the girl would be much more fat

>being a coalburner
you deserve it.

FUCKING NORMSTACIES

SCHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what games do you guys play when you're on your period? I play viva pinata because it's easy-going and soothing while I'm all cramped up

>tfw you finally work up the courage to speak to that hot guy at the grocery counter
>tfw he let's slip he doesn't like girls with small breasts
>tfw this is second time you've been ignored for being small
At this rate it's only a few more years unless I become a witch

Hold me Cred Forums

>I know one person who I maybe see once a month for maybe a couple of hours
I know that shitty feel, my best friend lives on another state and she's the only person I can talk about vidya irl.

>not playing super meat girl
dick please

Bloodrayne

Contra hard corps.

No, I'm feminine af
B-but you can wear a strap-on

>tfw no gf
I'm a guy by the way lol don't hit on me girls!

>a witch

>being a booblet

Anything less than a D and you might as well be a man.

FUCKING STACY GET OFF MY TREADMILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>witch
>not sorceress

This feel.

she also stopped talking to me and i havent seen her in over 4 months.

i think the friendship is over anons

Got a sis overseas who still talks vidya but lives in gercuckmankel land

>dad found my folder full of shota porn
>him and mum are waiting for me in the living room

Shit how do I explain this

>witch

The opposite of Wizard is Sorceress you virgin.

Hey guys,I'm
looking for games on my GameGirl Advanced,any recommendations?

I already have Maria and Lucie Superstar Saga and Jenna Maiden 2004

fuck off degenerate scissorbitch

its bad enough man have the anti cum pill and contribute to declining birthrates of white females

stupid bluepilled slut

tfw actually 25 yo girl and virgin even if attractive because I'm too socially awkward to go get a bf and I don't think I'd like fucking a guy I don't like
I'm telling you this because I can't tell anyone else, my friends think I fucked some guy at a new year's party and had a bf on uni :^)

Tell them you are interested in cryptozoology and this is material for imp anatomy.

>my roasty lips are longer than my last night hookups weiner
>finished myself off, grabbed his phone and started getting numbers
>he finally left after I called four of his friends

Fucking hell, waste of a thursday.

>grocery counter

Too bad you're a yank, I would have had you.
I'm good looking too, I just never go out so it's impossible to find a girl.

reveal your power level DO IT

>Not a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy

Get on my level.

>tfw found mom's shota folder
What the fuck

Threads like these give me hope that on some off chance I will meet a girl from Cred Forums and well have a nice time shitflinging opinions at each other while playing vidya

dont worry user i am sure there is a qt 25 year old virgin boy just for you out there somewhere right?

mfw its me

nope. had a roomate who was actually super cute and i caught her watching some really cringey yaoi shit and was actually the biggest weeb

then we fucked

Wizards and Witches
Sorcerers and Sorceresses

So you're exactly like everyone else here?

>Is a girl
>Picks male in a rpg
These people disgust me

Maybe yes, maybe not, but you'll just have to move on anyway, 4 months is too long. Sucks though.

>women scientists say that by 2156 we might have the technology to send a woman to the moon

Amazing isnt it

When is Gabrielle Newell releasing half life 3?

>meeting another girl

Gamer Girls literally dont exist and if they do they are literally r63 version of the average Cred Forumstard compelte with fatness, poor hieghgene and terrible social skillsyou will never cuddle her
Yeah this threads depressing me

I bet you don't even want to be the cute little boy.

All these husbandoshit visual novels on steam are sickening.

How do we take care of them \^\?

My sister does that all the time. She can't stand attention whores.

I am not fat

When men get on the moon

never

>be pregnant

no

kissless, hugless, virgin, on my way to become a powerful witch

>literally dont exist and if they do they are literally r63 version of the average Cred Forumstard compelte with fatness, poor hieghgene and terrible social skillsyou will never cuddle he

ive met good looking girls with high power levels. alot of them are socially inept though, youre right about that

But I shower daily and I'm not fat.

I JUST FELL ON MY DOG AND HE CAME INSIDE OF ME

DOEA THIS MAKE A WEREWOLF IM NOT ON THE PILL AND MISSED MY PERIOD

so poor hygiene and terrible social skills then

I once met a girl who starting shitflinging opinions at me because she didn't like it when I told her my favourite Beatles song was Octopus' Garden. It was an experience that felt straight out of here, even down to the fact that she told me I had wrong opinions. It was surprisingly refreshing considering I always expected that if I met someone who talked like that in real life that they'd be unbearable and unpleasant.

>alot of them are socially inept though, youre right about that
Yeah its funny be it a girl/guy gamer they always have this weird smugness about them like they know they are 'smarter' than you but always come off as spergs
marry me?

Stupid roasties bitching about men instead of trying to improve themselves and get a nice guy

This is why men like me ignore you creepy virgin bitches, enjoy being frigid

>all those indie shit games with male only characters that look like Anthony burch, and are so wimpy can't even be gay
They really think those things will sell?

>Meanwhile, on /soc/ Cred Forums

POST QT BUTCH GIRLS

it's not gay if the clit is masculine

>tfw you will never cuck Anthony Burch
Why live?

Yeah but your social skills are shit. None of us can shake all three attributes.

Just end it now, Pete.

No one cares roastie

Bara is pure
P
U
R
E

Someone Yahoo Answers this shit.

Have you ever been called handsome?
Could you pass for a guy?
LONDON?
O
N
D
O
N
?

No girls who are somewhat cute and "play video games" exist, but they are either incredibly socially inept, or they quite literally just do it for the attention

ill go shove my head up ya mums huge cunt and suffocate myself to death

You naughty cum(?)slut, I bet you're getting wet thinking about some hot girl doing you from behind like the dirty slut you are

>Ruby Rose
>butch
She's a pompous dyke but she's not butch.

Since when can bears play videogames?

>tfw no gf

>Image poster
>le girl

nothing wrong liking Cred Forumsaginas

if i'm wearing jeans i'm a boy

Shy girls i can deal with

high slutlevel skanks i cant.

Why the fuck are women in vidya development then?

Stupid men pushing talented womenz out of their natural habitat

the garage

stupid men go back to the kitchen

>wanting to be watched by some guy that smells estrogen a mile away with a tiny dick
Can't i just have a qt smart boy that likes to play videogames and can basically hipnotize me with his hands?

>tfw bf won't put a towel on the bed and fug you in your period

What games can I play Cred Forums to get over feeling not loved?

alright guys settle down

>dpd

Neck Yourself 9000

Fucking normieslut

kinda like bags of sand

Dishonored
League of Peggends
Diabro

All are great

Can we talk about guys cosplaying at conventions for a second??

I picked out a perfectly revealing outfit that showed a whole bunch of cleavage, midriff, and cameltoe just for some attention, and you know what happened...? men LOOKED at me.

Like wtf can you believe this?! What the fuck are guy's problems?

This one guy that cosplayed as big boss was super sexy though. I hope I dressed skimpy enough.

Kill yourself: Day of the rope.

This is a girl I knew who "played video games" but you can guess which of these she was

>These threads
>"Girls" are only ever from America or Canada
>Never from the UK because UK girls are all normie shitters

Why is this legitimately allowed, Cred Forums?

t. 40 yo virgin

Just because you're supposed to be a girl doesn't change the fact you're still on Cred Forums. The rules aren't that hard man.

>Be at my regular d&d game at friend's house
>Shelly invites her bf to come join us
>Have to spend the next two hours explaining to him simple fucking rolls
>She's all over him
>We all sleep over because we wasted too much time teaching that stupid dick
>Have to listen to them shoving his putrid dick inside of Shelly's huge gaping vagina
fucking hell lasses....

>having a bf older than you when you could score slutty teenage boys

I really hope you don't do this, sisters.

The people Cred Forums make fun of are them.
They can't get a boyfriend so they displace their anger here.

Don't you lesbo. You're going to summon the shota dumper

madden

Do you know how much you have set back feminism with this shit. You are the example of why women today are so backwards. You shouldnt have dressed skimpily. You should ahve revealed your entire body to the cosplay and cosplay as yourself naked. If you dont accept bodyily acceptance then men are just going to keep using us like a goddamn rug. If the 5th wave of feminists fall, then I swear to female god that I will hang myself. I just want a world where women can be accepted for having large bodies and people will fuck me and think im attractive. I hope you werent even considering wearing a tampon or you might just off yourself stacy, you goddamn whore who is ruining it for all of us real women.

I wouldnt put it past UK girls being loners and getting kidnapped and raped for the next few years by immigrants.

I dont know how to do this but that was hot I guess

according to my female friend alot of girls at college have a crush on me but all these mentioned girls are also the ones who are the most cold to me

girls you need to fuck off with this shit im probably autistic so i dont catch on to anything

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I want Cred Forums to leave

You're not autistic

Something like this unironically happened to me, Chads cant even into basic math.

Tell them you are into short guys
then call me

So let me get this straight.
There's like 2-3 girls in this thread and they're all dykes, while the rest of the posters are guys.
Nice.

Shy cutie just like in my chinese cartoons WHERE?

>shota

No, they have baby dicks. Men are at their peak at 14-20 years old.

I don't know how to ironically Cred Forums ERP. I just ignore the gay comments in most threads
I did use to ERP a lot on omegle tho. I know they were guys but that doesn't bother me. Even that one horny trap who would email me

I'm actually a girl. None of us act like this

Post embarrassing viyda childhood stories

>Be friends with girl from school
>Over her house playing Vidya
>Her dad is shirtless doing gardening
>dripping.jpg
>Seen the graduate
>Get an idea
>Go up behind when he has the buchwacker out
>Ask can he help me trim my bush garden
>He turns around and sees my skirt lifted up and panties to the side showing my hairy pussy
>Shouts at me
>Never seen that friend again

Feels bad as she had Mario 64

post facebook

Nobody gives a shit you stupid roastie

>Shy
anywhere ITT
>cutie
nowhere ITT, but depends on your standards so there might be a bunch.

me too

Wew, I love when the qt one is also autistic. You are probably attractive so ask out a girl you like.

You will never believe what my boyfriend just did, Cred Forums.

So he's playing a video game when I get home from work. I start telling him about the awful customers I had to deal with today, when he complains that he can't voice-chat with his friends when I am home. I tell him he's crazy and say to join the voicechat with his friends. I go into the kitchen because I can't deal with his level of incompetence.

Then, he did it.
He finally did it.

I hear him greet his friends on the channel. I look down the hallway, and he's in the office with his headphones on. THe fucking nerve of him. Didn't even decide to talk to me first. So I flipped out and threw all the contents of the refrigerator on the floor and cried for an hour.

That'll show him.

Sounds like something a disgusting man pretending to be a girl would say

user I'm not gay, I just want to be a woman

Who is number 1?

I think that's the joke.
God you're dumb. If male's actually existed on the internet, I would think you're one of them.

HAHA HEY LADIES ITS ME AN ALPHA MALE ARE YOU READY TO HEAR ABOUT MY DICK

post dick.

This thread is how you'd act if you were the majority on Cred Forums

Post it.

>expecting the nec NX to be any good
It's quite obvious it will be a thing full of gimmicks full of games for normies and rerashed bonks.
NEC don't do a good console since the Super PCE.

In the world*

then what the fuck are you doing here?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm just taking everything I see on /cgl/ and reposting here

kek

>No one still hasn't posted this.
You fucking disappoint me Cred Forums.
exhentai.org/g/831979/2f024c556a/

Rule 63 is heavily flawed.

no not here too, f-fuck off chad, this is supposed to be my safespace

[This does happen a lot. Any game with overly-extravagant character customization]

>Girls
>Not the majority of the world

I just wanted someone to talk to user, her being qt wasn't even that important, only just that she was lonely and looking for friends also.
>mfw Cred Forums was open in one of her videos
>mfw she might be in this very thread reading my comments

Oh pshaw babe. You can't expect some dick without some tits, post yours first.
POST YOUR TITS

>Twilight Princess anything
That's when you know.

>Not just shovving the wiimote up your cunt on viabrate
Lol noob

>tfw I hate smelly dumb fujoshi scum but they are literally the only women who will tolerate me

Dicks or GTFO

Imaging this actually happening is pretty funny.

>400 posts in and no tits with timestamp yet
Cred Forums is truly dead.

>dick

O S L O
S
L
O

They probably can't stand you either.

I meant in the same way men are in western society

If only this fucking society didn't give a fuck about genders, we would all act idividually instead of being assholes towards eachother based on genetics

Fucking SJW trolls and the assholes at Cred Forums who feed them are cancer

Girls, post where you're from so I know if it's worth flirting with you because a Cred Forums gf would literally be a dream.

>tits
>blue board
uhhh

This place has steadily been going downhill shortly after i first got here like 10 years ago mayne Cred Forums is literally all over the news pepe is normie tier now its over

No one wants to see tits you dyke. Now a masculine clit on the other hand...

tfw no gf

>having a gaping monstrous cunt that can fit a Wiimote
Get the fuck out stacy.

>400 posts in and no people choosing to reveal themselves, thus staying anonymous
>Cred Forums is truly dead.

u wot

Cred Forums help me I literally can't stop thinking about penis and I know I'm never getting a bf what's the best h-game I already played all of monster boy quest and had sex with Alex

GET OUT CHAD REEEEEEEEEEE

we know you dont like Vidya and just want attention. Go bro it up on jewbuilding.com

Lol womanlet

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You're supposed to be pretending to be a woman, user.

technically speaking you do burn more calories than slimmer people, however with that amount of fat you would inevitably damage your bones in a permanent way, it's much safer to stop eating like a whale and then start small movements, then start walking and in the end start running when you are near your optimal weight form, otherwise you should never attempt at aerobics otherwise you'll body will be permanently damaged

>witch

I'm saving myself for a guy as handsome as sparkster

>implying women don't want to RIP AND TEAR sometimes too

girly tears is so kawaii

>she doesn't have D cup breasts
Silly womanlets. When will they learn?

Do you know where you are?

>tfw all boys lose their virginity at 14 years old

why? why can't I tame my own cuteboi and ride him to exhaustion while he learns the pleasures of sex? why can't I cuddle some inexperienced loner? Why are they all fat greasy and smelly bastards with no self respect that think all women are bitches? If they took a little bit of care of themselves I would love them unconditionally.

>You will never give a cockcraving Cred Forums slut the dicking of her life

Why even exist, tbqh?

because we cant have nice thing

Why is Stacy such whores?! WHERE'S OUR 12K IF WE PLAY VIDEOGAMES

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

actually where the fuck do you meet other strangers that like videogames? asking random strangers in the street seems weird, how do you even approach them?

>hey you are pretty cute, do you like videogames?

It seems loser-like, I just want someone to share my hobby with Q.Q

Can anyone recommend cute male camwhores? Serious question.

Is that a guy? because it fuck him

>constipated
>missed my period

I take care of myself... user~

>know all stories are fake here
>still get triggered like no tomorrow
is this autism?

You are number 6

Loneliness, more likely.

What exactly triggered you, user?

I would say conventions but from what I've heard about them they're full of crazies and you don't want to stick your dick in crazy.

Lold

>is this autism?

You wouldn't be on Cred Forums if you didn't have autism.

do you think getting scared by horror movies is autism?

T H I C C

Unfortunately, you fucked up if you missed out on asking some league of legends girl to go out with you in college.

Seriously though, I am confident I could pick a girl up but I don't want just anybody, I want somebody who loves video games, which just isn't going to happen.
Doesn't help that I'm too proud to go on dating websites (doubt vidya loving girls will be on them either anyway though)

happy people

>Loneliness
>mfw spent every day this year alone since january
I want to fucking die

I JUST WANT TO TASTE A DICK HOLY FUCK WHY ARE GUYS SUCH SELF-CENTRED ASSWIPES WHO ONLY WANT STACY

and where exactly do you see them itt?

Sadly, it has.

>pink face
>blue dead rest

they are all sluts with used up gaping vaginas lining up to get streched by the next chad

full of fake profiles and shit

what a fujoshi scum

>outside of pretending in this thread you will never ever be a cute girl

I think as long as you aren't whale status, and your face is average you'd easily be able to pull that off.

first off are you even good looking
second of all, do you let guys know this outside Cred Forums because if not they dont know you´re even remotely interested
t. a guy, dick and balls & everything

>I'm so upset I'm going to pull everything out of the refrigerator and cry
Just imagining all sorts of shit on the kitchen floor with the fridge door afar is hilarious.

>lose the genetic lottery
ugly women have it worse than ugly men by far

I don't want to believe you

>all this beta shit
This is why you're still single Cred Forums. You fell for the boy's memes.

None of them actually wan't to have an "equal" marriage or any gay shit like that. Every single one of them craves to be subjugated by a Queen. Pic related is literally what men dream of.

This whole progressive bullshit is just men recognizing that you lack so much self respect you're willing to serve below them like a peasant than rather than sit on their face like nature intended. They're very well aware they can go serve Shanice to their whorish content, but when Shanice then proceeds to kick them to the curb, they don't have to deal with the consequences of choosing an ape. They have YOU to support them all their lives and get by with zero effort without giving your permavirgin cunts a drop of cum.

>inb4 "male lead or equal relationships" horseshit
Yeah I know. Some of you bitches actually managed to get wed these haughty sluts without teaching them their olace at all. You won't let him lift a finger around the house and and in exchange your cunt gets practically no a action, he's never so much as gone down on you, and he makes you suck his dick all the time. He's "going out with friends" or "coming home late" three times a week and you try your damn hardest to pretened you can't taste the fluids from every other cunt in the neighborhood on his dick when he gets back.
Some of you are even STAY AT HOME WIVES! Can you believe that? So then the day comes that Queen Stacey approaches and effortlessly pushes through all his delusional bullshit and awakens his true submissive self, right in front of you. Then he'll quit his job and his marriage on the spot, give her all his assets, and kick you out to die in the street.

At the very least, you bitches will never give birth and will just filter out of the gene pool.

>tfw watched so much anime that humans don't even look attractive anymore

2D cuties were a mistake. How am I supposed to find love now when real people are inferior to some nip drawings?

...

degeneracy at it's best.

I'm usually the one that cleans shit, and reading that made me unreasonably triggered

Even the most hideous lardass women still have men with sick fetishes wanting to fuck them. Nobody wants a hideous man.

Tips how to put bf in his place?

>go to gamestop
>looking for some actually decent game
>pick up game on the pic related
>attendant basically says "it's your new virtual boyfriend" with her eyes
>try to justify that i want the game for its fast pace
>she just can't stop making innuendos about fast guns
>try to leave but trips and raviolli spills out of pockets

Tetris

While listening to her loudly sob in the bedroom while I was cleaning up the opened milk bottle, I thought about poking my head into the bedroom and yelling,

"No crying over spilled milk"

But feared she would smash my TV and computer.

Sounds like a dysfunctional relationship user, maybe you should find someone not insane.

>Cred Forums being a happy place
I must have missed something. We're all still a terrible bunch of people. We're just pretending to be...
A terrible bunch of people.

>Nobody wants a hideous man.
not true have you seen some of the people that breed?

Nature finds a way

Because its an unimaginative thread
same shit with the hank hill online and ed edd and eddy online threads

i know that feel

/cgl/ m8

You can start by throwing him on the ground and sitting on his face next time he demads the suck.

/cgl/ is a terrifying place

I'm sure someone here has the screencap. You know the one.

>Pre 16 years
>Used to go out to parties
>Smoke weed, drink alcohol
>Group of us all paired up with a group of girls
>Kissing and fucking
>Fast forward now (10 years later)
>Left that life behind and have been a NEET shut in
>It's legitimately much better

I know you niggers will never believe that, but it's true, sex is fucking overrated as shit, especially if you're doing it with somebody you don't actually connect with, and no I'm not talking about disliking how they look, I mean disliking their personality etc.
Only once a month or so I'll get somewhat depressed and feel like I want a gf, but if it's not with a girl who likes similar stuff that I like I don't even see the point in bothering.

I'm sure you'll experience it one day though. After your first time you'll think to yourself, "is that all?" Because at the end of the day it's just a better fap. Quite a bit better yes but still, not worth crying about.

If you wanna bitch about something, bitch about not having somebody to share your interests with, that's much more difficult to fix.

Extremely accurate.

>being afraid of period pads

this 2bh

the extra skin gives amazing extra friction

user pls
This is a straight womans board

>bitch about not having somebody to share your interests with, that's much more difficult to fix.
this feel

literally 0 females on earth are interested in cars, vidya, nerdy tv and movies tho

they also look better

It would be a futa actually

It's not gay if it's Naoto

This one?

I'm in the exact same boat as you but I'm 2 years younger. I just ended up coming to terms with the fact that interacting with other people that aren't close friends/family is a chore.

There was another one I had in mind but this works too.

>"Make a contract with me Cred Forums, and I'll make you a magical girl."

How would you respond?

All men are rapists.

Prove me wrong.

My ex used to come to Cred Forums until she ended up going to Cred Forums exclusively and now shes a drug addict suicidal psycho, she only had social anxiety too lol i guess bad influence got tk her and she snapped. Tbh ur better off on your own than with someone from here

>not wanting to pet the wolf @ #12

can't match the fluffy

CWC
Randy Pitchford

Damn straight. Love me some shortstacks.

It's sad how true this is. Nobody I know seems to find any of this shitshow funny but me.

nu-males and manchildren aren't men.

Why are devs still making hardcore games?
Haven't they learned by now the only way to make games is to please everyone and continue to release dlc and NFC figures?

story time? Threads about to sage anyway

>can't even watch 3DPD shemales anymore because their dicks are a joke compared to 2D dickgirls

>this thread
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

omg I like unironically agree with this lmao xD

tfw no fujo gf to watch me get fucked by guys

boy here. Do you mean to tell me this anime is a metaphor for you permavirgin girls?

>dlc
>nfc meme
Lol what is this 201x?

its all about microtrans and ARG mobile companion games now nigguh

I'm curious what the actual number of female Cred Forumsirgins is. It's fucking obnoxious that you can't get any accurate information from you cunts.

Allow me to educate you.

fat =\= thicc

>be grill in this thread
>post a few shota images
>wasreported
>mods deleted my posts and issued a mere warning
Girls...really have it easy... huh?

Why not just do it? Only you get to choose when your embarrassed.

Not much of a story anyway tldr i wasted 2 years but got puss . Wasnt worth it and i know think i coulda done better by not fallin for the first shy girl to stalk me over something

What are some games with emotional difficulty?

Or better yet, which games have a skip gameplay button?

>Or better yet, which games have a skip gameplay button?
Mortal Kombat X

That's the joke m8

user... that does already happen. Just not here.

one of my good IRL female friends is a well known furry/hentai artist. I've seen some shit Cred Forums hadn't prepared me for.

>this # is a guy.
D-d-delete this
im not a bitter virgin actually. I am a fag though. I just wanted to join in the fun

>not Ike
Why would you say this out loud?

>parents stuck me in an all boys school

I will never not be mad about this.
I could have had a classic anime love story but they took that chance away from me

Lol

You know the voice that you read all the posts in. That voice you've made up for user in your head? Well over the course of this thread it's become completely female, however when I read a normal thread it won't change back. I'm doomed to think that every poster is a girl for the rest of my time here.

Kyaaa user-kun, don't just go making up voices for me when you feel like it, you know!

Gayest yes, closeted no, that's Cred Forums

I have a cock i swear

Lol, I would have offered a movie, told you only winners get to go and see a movie with a bro.
I did that before, all it costed was a night at my friends place.

>hearing voices when you read
I just read. I'm not schizophrenic.

Maybe your ugly or dumb.
Just a thought.

Thanks user