HD remake when?

Asphalt 8 has a gorillion zillion downloads, which should've made the industry think there's still a market for racing games that don't try to be Mario Kart or Gran Turismo

There are a dozen times where it caused me to drive straight into a wall.

It's OK but it's just not as good.

Well, we ain't getting good Burnout or Wipeout again.

Regardless of what some irrelevant game sold.

>Criterion shows off their new game which is some kind of open world hectic racing game
>Next thing we hear they're working on Battlefield Hardline and VR shit
Fucking EA, man, they won't let us have anything nice.

>back when it first came out
>dad and his friends are watching me play
>every time i wreck a car into a wall or something they are like UGHHHHHHHHH

Is this emulated? I swear it was a lot fucking faster originally.

Hopefully never. It really doesn't need it, and they would probably fuck it up if they tried.

I mean, I often have it on just because it's fun to see them smash. Even if it's not the best option, it's a lot more satisfying.

its a shitty webm

emulator is 60 FPS

>that mountain stage challenge with the US Circuit Racer to get some fuck-impossible time for gold
>have to pretty much hug the racing lines and restart if you crash
>it's 6 minutes long

JUST

Is that the F1 car that's ridiculously fast? I remember spending an entire weekend doing that one level as a kid

yes

that race with all circuit racers its pretty fun though

The open world gameplay clashes with the speed that Burnout is known for.

Yes, and it can't handle for SHIT

>tfw 98% completion but the game crashes every time I finish the first race of penultimate championship with all the F1 cars

That's an Indycar though or a Champcar.

I can play most of the GTAs and get the same feel from Paradise but I can get out of the car and do other stuff. The car selection was at its best though.

>last race of a gran prix
>crash at the start
>restart out of habit
>realize i just started the entire thing over again and would have probably won even if i came in 2nd or 3rd

Honestly that's not even that bad once you realise how OP the elastic band catch up is, I've been in 4th for most of that first race and come first by overtaking them all in the last stretch where your speed suddenly gets fucking massive

God damn any shit with that bastard was rough. You're allowed one fuck up if everything else is flawless and fast as fuck. ONE. Plus if you're not drifting, the understeer is ridiculous; if you do drift, you're sideways into a tree. Razor's edge, that bastard.

The XBOX already did it

even the one in revenge is stupid

I really liked it.

It was the time trail one, not the race. You have to get a certain time or you couldn't progress.

Video to demonstrate:
youtube.com/watch?v=F5UZxQZy6Sc

>shunt someone at a wall
>hear that subtle crunch

*DING*

NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THERE IS A FIRE IN ME

A FIRE THAT BUUUURRRRRRRNS

The key was sticking the roads as well, it's was basically only capable of driving in a straight line once on the grass but weren't TOO bad on the road

Oh now I remember that one, felt like a blast to finally get it after I dedicated an evening to it

I played this when I was younger with a steering wheel, those were good times

0:43

fucking glanced off rear of that car

fucking lucky

>Shunt some dude
>Get the takedown but now heading for a certain crash with the wall
>Slam the brakes and hit gentle enough to not die
>Civilian drives right into my side

>oncoming
>car turns for no reason into you

>getting fucked by cross traffic

>2 heavy vehicles blocking the end of a tunnell

I liked b3t sountrack

CAUSE I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHAN

WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION

youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw
never

youtube.com/watch?v=X03PjHwA4Rc

ps2 fat + network adapter + ata→sata + hard disk
go buy now

youtube.com/watch?v=KJeke1KKoIo

...

>new series unlocked
>youtube.com/watch?v=sAN3Gl4PbzQ

youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg

ata sata?

ps2 network adater accepts only ATA hard drives
but if you use ata to sata adapter, you can use normal 2.5" 1TB sata hard drive to store all the games

ok im pretty sure i have all those things
what do i do next?

OVER THE COUNTER CULTURE
IS RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG

>road rage
>atreyu comes on

Write the FreeHDBoot noobie package to the hard drive and plug it in.

you also need a memory card with free mc boot installed

qt

no you don't, FHDB is a thing.

>Dominator series unlocked
>youtube.com/watch?v=Bxvw_VgJfOs

really? that's cool. so no modchip, no softmod required?

>revenge gets HD remake
>title music is burnout 2 music remix

FHDB being present on the hard drive is the softmod.

youtube.com/watch?v=6q214wOVFvU
>Road Rage
>mfw

can this softmod work on PS2 slim?

can it work off USB?

no, you have to use FreeMCBoot from the memory card