Whats your least favorite remake?

Whats your least favorite remake?

I personally hate Mario Allstars with a passion. They made everything so generic and ugly. And ripped the soul from the games. Not to mention messing up the physics in Mario 1

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I kinda liked All Stars.

I agree, tit monster.

Super Mario 64 DS was godawful with those controls. I still don't know what they were thinking.

mario ds

If you were talking about the Kirby's Adventure remake I could kind of agree with you but this is just autisimus maximus outside of the SMB1 part.

Looks better.

What a travesty this thing is. Could've just added more courses, and maybe luigi as a bonus or something. Instead they removed some stars, removed abilities from mario, blocked off ways to progress so you have to play as a disgusting obese man that can barely jump.

cave story 3d. cant make out anything

youtu.be/AOgwi0w7O7w

>that nose
>that smile
>that chin

thank god she has huge tits

You really do know how to bait people good OP.

I remember seeing this exact thread before with 200+ angry replies.

>zoomed in
>changed the audio
>changed the plot

I honestly didn't think anyone was so attached to All stars before these threads.
It just looks so generic

if you actually prefer all-stars, you are a faggot

I grew up with All-Stars and fucking hate the NES versions

I love SMA4, looked amazing on the SP.

Not really a remake, but the GBA ports of Sonic and DKC are fucking atrocious.

The All-Stars versions feature a save function, which the NES versions don't.

Save States.

This is not a feature on the original hardware.

Holy shit I completely forgot. This game got fucking butchered. They changed the sound effects and everything.

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All Stars was better for SMB1 and SMB2, but it was worse for SMW and SMB3.

SMW on the SNES is still the best 2D Mario game.

Not this shit again. You got BTFO last time you posted this image. Nightmare in Dreamland is fantastic.

ORAS

How is it worse for SMW? I thought that one was the exact same since it was also on the SNES. What did they change?

ORAS was better than Ruby and Sapphire, though. Just not better than Emerald.

>Ugly, muted colors
>Nonsensical sprite changes
>Messed with the throwing physics.

This picture pretty much shows what's wrong with the entire game.

You're nuts. I grew up with mario 64, but I fucking love 64DS.

Honestly looks better. Hell, the eel is scarier.

I liked All-stars at first, but it did get a little bland as I played it more.

Didn't know about the physics in Mario 1. What did they change?

Only change I know is Luigi is different

Take your nostalgia goggles off, and you might see that there is only improvement here.

>You got BTFO last time you posted this image
lol no. most people agree NES looks far better

Yes it is.

Are you genuinely retarded? Read that image again.

Why the fuck is this a webm?

Objectively wrong.
Those are stylistic changes, only improvement would be a higher poly count or higher resolution textures.

>stylistic changes can't be improvement
Who hurt you?

so you can see the scrolling butter building. get glasses

The color changes at least make sense. They're clearly visible on the original GBA screen.

Stop being retarded, it's a stylistic change that some like, a lot dislike, how the fuck do you measure that as an 'improvement'?
By dismissing anyone that doesn't agree with you as a nostalgiafag? Because that'd be pretty stupid.

>left
>ugly, oversaturated shit that doesn't look like it belongs in the established Mario world even in its time to where it looks jarring and unnatural
>right
>actual sense of coloring and things creatures look like they fit in with the world they represent

The only thing that I can agree on that's bad is Bowser missing his rainbow coloring but early 3D Bowser in general is god awful to look at, he looks like a chinese bootleg parade float.

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Advance is better because Luigi is actually a different character instead of a palette swap.

Neither of those in the image are palette swaps
The All Stars version on SNES fixed that first

>soul
there's that buzzword again

The Twin Snakes for me. Snake surfing on that missile was the beginning of the end for Metal Gear making any kind of sense.

identity makes more sense.

I don't think NIDL is necessarily WORSE. Both are good, its just a matter of taste.

Really not a fan of its subdued colors and the sprites were more charming. It's also really inconsistent with some places having more detail, while others have less.
The newer model looks really stupid acting "cutesy" like the original during certain scenes and the unnecessary Sonic-esque dub was awful. Also, while the original language is included, they completely changed it instead of just redoing it.

That's still a buzzword.

God forbid something escapes the new goofy standardized look.

Oh, and this piece of shit.

See

You are using buzzword as a buzzword.

the right looks a lot more generic. even the path and grass texture are lifeless

>this thread

Least favorite is the doom 3 update/remake. - putting the light on all the guns because babby shitters complained it as too dark a game.

Dishonorable mentions : Perfect dark 64 for xbox - all the enemies have way less health "to make the game faster paced"

actualy thats the only two i can think of that bother me.

Yeah, I really can't dig some of the changes, especially this one.

I don't understand the point of doing a level by level remake if you're not going to alter the levels or change the mechanics. There's very little point in playing Klonoa Wii, even though it's not particularly bad, because Klonoa PS1 simply supercedes it.

well he's right. there's not much you can explain when both images are compared side by side. some people just have no sense of style/art

I played the remake and didn't find anything wrong with it but I do like the left one better. Even the HUD is cooler.
Didn't think they changed that much.

>that some like, a lot dislike

So where did you get the idea more people are on your side?

Anyone play the local multiplayer with friends? I kinda liked it.I never see it talked about. It was an actual arena fighter with Mario characters.

>ugly Legos
>change the actual theme of a level

Wtf I never realized they changed so much

It looks way worse than the original, which has the definitive version on the 3DS.

Those small screens, floating platforms and backgrounds are a crime.

I liked it but was always disappointed that they limit you so damn much in it.

I've never played the remake. But like man. Just look at this. It lost all of it's personality somehow and now just looks like generic trash.

>Newer things suuuuuuuuuck
>Muh nostalgia

What the fuck is this?
Some Uncharted metroidvania?

>he never played Flashback

Come on man.

Final Fantasy IV, the 3D version for PC

Never even heard of it desu
Not even the remake

live and reloaded

Seeing these cut scenes on the SNES back in the day blew my mind.
youtube.com/watch?v=o_kftXPZ9s4

Yes I played the SNES version.
>When that bass kicks in
>the Prince of Persia platforming
>Those sick gameplay animations

don't do drugs, kids

>more censored
>awkwardly inserted new scenes with Seavor unable to do his Conker voice
>significantly buggier
>easier, some puzzles removed or trimmed down
>gutting a ton of unique multiplayer modes to do generic class-based missions
>Conker's new design makes him less cartoony
The only good things about L&R were that it looked pretty and had good music.

There is no difference besides Luigi having a different (better) sprite.

No one played your obscure shit. too busy playing superior games

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>Flashback
>obscure
Please don't shitpost with DKC2.

Oh yeah, I remember Flashback being on the list of top ten games of the SNES. Oh yeah, such a popular and good game! My friends talk about it all the time. Yoshi's Island, Mario Kart, and all the other LAME games have nothing on Flashback.

Flashback was multiplat and is in the Guinness World Records.

>Flashback was listed in the Guinness World Records as the best-selling French game of all time.
>best-selling French game of all time.

I guess having the trophy for being a golden turd is something to care about

if you can't tell when people are just trying to upset you deserve to be upset

>upset
I just thought he legitimately didn't know. I'm not even the guy who originally posted it.

>tfw I played this on Genesis and it sounded awful
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>Soul

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an objective improvement

>1:55
ahh! what in the world?!
I guess that's the difference between 12 Megs and 16 Megs.

>Game meant to sell the dualshock controller
>Put into an handheld with no second L/R buttons or rigth joystick, causing the controls to get dumbed down.

Less gimmicky faggotry sounds like an improvement to me.

nah, it's the GEMS driver's fault. Google it, it's responsible for most of the awful music on the genesis

This controll scheme was shared with the other 2 games as well

They were both worse for it. Not that they were bad games, mind.

How can a game still be good if the controls are bad?

nightmare in dreamland has better controls

which is what's the most important in a video game

>new goofy standardized look
>when bowser, scuttlebugs, and the koopa all look like utter shit

>nightmare in dreamland has better controls
until 3D Kirby's Adventure came out, which even lets you map the controls

They're workable controls, they're just needlessly convoluted. And everything else about the game is great.

what I meant is the engine is better, it has better physics and kirby feels better to control

button mapping doesn't is irrelevant, the 3DS version still plays like the old NES game

NiS will always be the better version to me

All-Stars has the best version of SMB2USA and it has a pretty good SMB3 port, too the best version of SMB3 is the GBA port with a patch that removes the voices and adds the e-Reader levels. I agree on it butchering the artstyle of SMB1 and 2J, though, on top of the physics bug with that game (even if there's a patch that fixes it).

>the 3DS version still plays like the old NES game
Except it doesn't. It was tweaked significantly, it's not just a port with 3D slapped on.

>the old kirby looks magical and bizarre, and it's intentionally made to seem unrealistic
>floating platforms are unrealistic as shit, why the fuck are they in here

Unironically kill yourself.

they did a lot to it like changing the audio filter so sfx don't cancel out music and slowdown is gone
it comes down your preferred art style and subgames really

Two years later and I am still upset.

but the gameplay still feels like shit, it still has the same physics from the NES game

I actually somewhat agree with this guy.
I always thought Kirby's sprite didn't really fit with the environments, and it stood out in a badly.
When they reused it in other games, it didn't look nearly as out-of-place

And you're using buzzword as a buzzword to prove buzzword is a buzzword
I don't even know what I'm saying I just wanted to join in

>but the gameplay still feels like shit
saying you like nightmare is good enough

This so much.
They showed they could make an amazing remake with HG/SS and then we get this trash.
FR/LG werent so great either.

Soon

Wait...it just joins your team just like that? No chasing it around? That's fucking bullshit

Yeah. And it happens after you get your fifth badge, instead of happening at the postgame.

Jesus Christ whats next? Your starters are legendaries?

Yes, it comes looking for your help as part of the mega evolution tutorial.

Kirby controls better on the ground in Nightmare.
Abilities are quicker to execute in Adventure, especially ones like Fire and Hi-Jump.

In the game you can unlock Luigi, Wario and Yoshi and iirc they had unique hats and abilities

Going for the hidden save Avalanche and fug Jessie route.

>they had unique hats and abilities
You mean Luigi had a broken backflip with the same effect as landing on one of these and Luigi and Wario got two of Mario's caps.

I just remembered there was a MediEvil remake for the PSP
Was that cool, out of curiosity? A cousin of mine had it but i barely remember anything

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OH WAIT, it just got back to me, they added a fucking genie sidekick that lived in Dan's skull. I'm going to guess he was annoying as hell

Well, they can mega evolve which is just about the same thing.

this

I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in Gen 8. ORAS was just a travesty.

>get Surf
>multiple brand new routes south of Route 104 that you can explore for the first time, including parts of the Abandoned Ship/Sea Mauville
>area north of Rustboro with a new location only available by Surf, right next to a shortcut that can take you to Mauville
>Surf shortcut east of Petalburg that takes you directly to the route below Mauville if you don't want to do that
>Ohmori: Shit, the players are going to hate this. Let's make you automatically warp to Mauville as soon as you get Surf! Let's make it so you can't say no to the warp, too, so players who actually want to explore have to backtrack!

>MediEvil remake for the PSP
Man, I was happier not knowing this existed.
youtube.com/watch?v=M4Dy8PUxkqk

>remake the first game
>remove everything added throughout the series
>replace the memorable sprites with muddy 3D models

I played it and liked it, but I never played the original on psx. I did play medievil 2 though and that game was fucking awesome (except that god awful boxing match)

>changed those weird talking masks to goofy looking gargoyles

I feel like I should hate this but they're pretty cute

it's more of a goofy re-imagining than a remake

youtube.com/watch?v=gC8orT7Tszk

Fuck this artstyle. Just kill the charm of the original.

Remakes should be fucking illegal

Gen 6 as a whole is a fucking joke

Lets just take Mega Evolution as a concept for example
>hey you know how we have been making changes to pokemon such as the physical-special split, new moves, and adding new abilities to old pokemon, in order to make some bad pokemon better?
>lets take that further by giving some pokemon a transformation that increases their BST by 100 and changes their ability sometimes

Sound cool?
>now give only SEVEN out of the FORTY SIX mega evolutions to pokemon with a BST under 475. and give the rest to pokemon that are already good
>and WHY NOT GIVE MEGAS TO PSUEDO- LEGENDARIES AND LEGENDARIES, BECAUSE THOSE AERN'T GOOD ENOUGH RIGHT NOW

Megas were a stupid idea, and poorly implemented. Instead of taking weaker Pokemon and making them viable, all it did was take already good pokemon and make them stronger, making the metagame even more unbalanced.

Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix

Awful graphics and for every one sensible balance change there would be two retarded ones.

It also took way too long to come out.

>that Scuttlebug
What the hell happened?

well they had to do something, Eviolite makes it impossible to just give out new evolutions like the old days.

>megas are strong, so we're limiting them to one per team
>primals are the same shit but for legendaries
>oh that's not a mega you can use multiple

But then we wouldn't have Metroid Zero Mission.

>the 2d metroid team would have had to make a fusion sequel right away instead of wasting everyone's time with a pointless remake

you say this like it's a bad thing

Zero Mission wasn't really necessary, though.
Especially since Metroid was ported over to the GBA.

Lol nice bait thread

>Fusion sequel

Metroid and Zero Mission are both very different games and the world is better for having them both.

>can

are forced to*

They're N&B blocks

wtf is this autism lol

"its slightly different therefore it's shit"

hgss are possibly the best pokemon games released wtf are you talking about
and if you don't like remakes just don't play them

looks like they removed nightmare fuel basically

Is it just me or is literally every single example in this thread "it's different so it sucks"? I'm getting the impression people want higher poly counts/texture res/rendering resolutions and any other change whatsoever is offensive.

That's a sequel though, not a remake.

Man, that's something we lost when we made the jump to 3d. Instead of games having a unique art style they all just look like the same pseudo-realistic garbage

There's nothing scary about SM64.

Someone should rom hack All Stars and make it closer to the original games.
It'd be good.

I'd fucking kill for a new DKC with the atmosphere of 1 and 2
DKCR was ok, and TF was fantastic, but they haven't had the same god tier atmosphere

Damn, Nightmare in Dreamland has some amazingly beautiful sprite art

If what you're pointing out is that it says all star edition then you're the retarded one for forgetting Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World

>ripped the soul
>soul

fuck off you pretentious faggot
Don't tell me you are unable to play a game because it doesn't have enough "charm".

Well for the most part, the examples in this thread are all based on graphical changes. However, there are a few (like Pokemon ORAS) that had significant changes that made it a much more inferior experience.

All-Stars World literally only changed Luigi's sprite
All the shit the guy he replied to was complaining about is in the GBA version

I prefer Advance Luigi because it's more closer to his actual nowadays model, but I like All-Stars Luigi too.

All-Stars Luigi was cooler.

>Luigi has an OP as fuck jumping ability in a game about jumping
>Wario has a shitty fucking jump but hey, he can punch some blocks for you that almost never come up

All I wanted to do is play as Wario but no. You had to make him be shit at everything except that one very specific thing he is very rarely needed for.

Someone I know has been lovingly shitting on the remake for years because the butter building is worse. I thought it was an inside joke but apparently someone made it into a real complaint. What a world.

They added two or three more courses in the remake, but with only one mission

Scuttle bug never looks the same in any game
It has a different design every game

Can you do half presses in this game? I want my Mario to be QPU aligned.

But the cutscenes (and game as a whole) ran x1000 better thanks to the Gensis' actually modern CPU.

Didn't Rayman eclipse the fuck out of it a whole year later?

Pretty much bullshit, amazing graphics.

Kinda agree about the balance though its hardly much different than the Street Fighter II I remember.

all stars version of mario bros. 2 is great. i'll agree the other games are shit though.

They added a lot though

Support bonuses are in, weapon triangle is in, new classes, new weapons for classes

for DS version, if youshi is playable from the beginning, then who is on the roof after you get 120 stars?

What made the All Stars worse wasn't really the graphics, it was the physics and most importantly the shitty SNES sound effects.

Badump! sounds like Schwlack!
Music sounds plastic and boxy.

A rabbit that unlocks a casino game for Luigi.

the sound and music is very bad in allstars. id rather listen to miyamoto having diarrhea. they replaced every song with shitty steel drums
MARIO 1
youtube.com/watch?v=iy3qq7zc4EY

ALLSTAR
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The snes version sounds worse to me and the cut scenes look better on the Genesis version.

whyd you use that picture

You're supposed to practice until you can beat the game in an afternoon.

Gotta love those "tucka-tuck-tucka-tch" drums in the NES one.

Exactly what I meant. Glad someone feels the same.

I made some Webms of the sound and music.

SMB3 a.pomf.cat/sydwhs.webm
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Why do you have an awful filter on SMA?

It's a SNES9x from around 2002 I copied from a firend, didn't want to set up Higan just to make a short webm.

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the bricks and coins especially sound like shit. than god i didn't grow with this trash, id probably be a totally different person

Final Fantasy III.

They remade it for the DS and every version since then has been based on this shit version instead of the superior NES original.

I think I did something to the game...
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Well now I can fly around easier.

Best castle in the game imo.
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It's been forever since I've played this version, I can't believe how bad that sounds.

i don't mind the characters looks being different but the rest of the game my god

Back then, my friends and I came up with our own ways to play the multiplayer, like playing Hide and Seek/Tag, etc. It was actually pretty fun with those maps.

Horrible isn't it.

Last Webm.
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>DmC: Donte may cry isnt anywhere in this thread

SMB1 on All Stars is bugged to shit. You lose all momentum when you jump and hit a block. That didn't happen in the original.

Mario 64 DS would have been great if it controlled like 64.
What made 64 great was had fluid the controls were.

Its the sort of game that would have been great, if they had figured out what Medievil was about.
Instead they fucked up by removing a lot of the more fantastic content.