Meanwhile, on the USG Cred Forumsshimura

LINGS IN MAINT- herk!

"looks dumb to me" isn't the same as "makes no fucking sense"

I don't really think it does. Large engines taking up most of the space.
Solar panels and the like forming the shape of the ship, with the actual living areas appearing extremely small, as they would be.

it is when I say it

You are not god. I am.

why do they have oil rigs on the bottom of the ship?

It's been a while since I played dead spess, I'm trying to remember if there were any lolis.

It's an asteroid cracker, they use the scaffolding for that.

Probably for harvesting gas.

aw sick J-man what's up son

Do murder-babies count?

It's probably scaffolding to get out to asteroids that it holds in place underneath it by grabbity tethers. Altman be Praised

ESCAPE SHUTTLE HAS BEEN RECALLED

I stand corrected, then.

Make us whole user-kun.

CHAPLAIN'S A LING

>Does anyone feel like converging?
>I feel like coverging.

why are we worshiping giant dragon dildo again?

Because whoever's a nonbeliever gets it shoved up their ass. I'm just covering my bases.

Convergence?
Hivemind?
Convergence.
Hivemind.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SWITCH OFF THAT FUCKING NURSERY RHYME SHIT, I'VE GOT THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AND I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP

stop making noises when im cleaning the restroom fags, im getting sick of it.

>tfw you live on a shitty corporate ass-cracker
>long hours
>low pay
>owe money to the company store
>janitors and engineers got outsourced, so everything's dirty and falling apart
>shitty corporate internet with 5million ping
>no waifu
>religious crazies everywhere
Why the fuck did I ever leave my NEET life?

It's good for morale

How the fuck is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star good for morale you unitologst piece of shit?

Fucking rock-worshipping knuckle-dragging barrels of necromorph spunk

GET DAT FUKKEN DISC!!!

>know the government has to be hiding something
>follow unitology for years
>mfw mercer says says unis have to become alien flesh beasts

I TRUSTED YOU

[Distant honking]

youtube.com/watch?v=EE1EP3FWa-s

Anyone esle confused that there is a room growing test-tube babie on a planet cracker mining vessel?

I don't think the niners and engineers are gonna do overtime baby sitting

They're grown for replacement organs and limbs

GUYS I'M FUCKING STUCK

I FELL INTO NUTRIENT VAT STORAGE WHILE I WAS CHANGING THE VATS

WAT DO

you failed to start the engines

It's actually where they clone members of the crew so they can kill the clones and harvest their organs to replace limbs on engineering and mining workers when they lose limbs during routine work

not if they lose limbs

WHEN they lose limbs

GODDAMNIT ENGINEERING GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
let's see...
AI locate Isaac Clark- he's the only one on-shift

>Cred Forumsshimura
Nobody pronounces it vee, dumbass

Because dragons and dragon cocks are pretty hot and I don't want to be raped and killed for disagreeing

Then how do YOU pronounce it?

a good start would be to stop fucking farting

Adminhelp and pray.

>Fighting a planet sized Cthulhu

*one of many*

It's vuh, now lurk moar

PRAISE ALTMAN!

I hate this meme

Don't try to recreate what happened a few threads ago

SUCCUMB TO THE GLORY OF THE MANY!

Hey AI, you still there?

isaac wasnt attached to the ishimura

I saw him pop up on arrivals?

>deadspace thread
>posting ss13

You're welcome.

The clown farted in our air supply again

if you read the logs from engineering and mining, it's pretty obvious the ishimura was never a safe place to work and was already rife with paranoia, corruption, and outright sabotage

it's BASICALLY ss13 but with no clowns

>mfw mathius shoots down another colony shuttle

brilliant

Make us whole

>unitologists telling me to make us whole or whatever
>just want to focus on engines
Why do we have so many of them?
Also who's walking around with the engineering rig suit 24/7? Take it off when we're inside dumbass

What's with all the Dead Space1 threads lately? Is Isaac "our" guy?

steam sale

>he doesn't wear his PPE 24/7
Welcome to the station, new friend.
You'll learn fast.

Can anyone read this? I just got done duct-taping all the air duct exits and long corridor entrances but now I'm both out of duct tape and stuck and god what the fuck is that clanking noise?

Which sector are you in? We've got lings, cultists, at least one traitor and a clown. Also the engine isn't set up and the AI is either dead or rogue.

Uhh, mining deck I think.

I don't get the ending to Awakened

what determines if a planet gets turned into a new moon or if it's just used as a feeding ground for the others?

shouldn't Earth have turned into a new moon?

Are there really unitologist in this thread? fucking hell you know this religion is a load of bullshit right you cunts are the dumbest fucks I've ever seen Altman was a scam artist and all you cunts bought it.

No idea then, nothing was near there.
Report back if something starts killing you.

so i smoked some of the plants in medical wing and now i see holes in the fucking vents. i fucking swear i shit you not A FUCKING TENTACLE TRIED TO GRAB ME AND PULL ME IN. am i fried for life?

>not worshipping the dragon-dildo

Stop resisting user, convergence is neigh

Who made those fucking turrets so stiff to control? I'm gonna have a fucking word with engineering, I swear.

Don't worry about it, you just got to wear it in, trust me.
Also who the fuck keeps messing with the gravity,My welder is fucked since someones Mac & Cheese got into the cooling ports.
I'm looking at you Zach.

3 more fukkin' months then I'm off this shithole. Become a chef they said, see the galaxy the said. Fuck em stupid ass commie ghosts.