>What is this shit? In 2013 Cred Forums got so butthurt over a Kotaku article, it created 3 whole musical parody albums. This is the 4th edition of that project. Anyone is welcome to sing, write, edit and create artwork. Just keep it vidya.
HOLDING YOU COULDN'T BE ALONE COULDN'T BE ALONE COULDN'T BE ALONE
Luke Turner
Another user wrote up some excellent lyrics for a "Topsy Turvy" Parody So even though I'm still working on mine, I thought I'd just get mine out now so we can compare them both: youtube.com/watch?v=R_Tvuu0mzZI youtube.com/watch?v=jiQcFvdB0NQ (instrumental)
GG EZ (1/2)
Well done, well done! But before you reinstance Applaud your newfound friends. Well done, well done See the bullshit PoG Vote for your team's MVP Tell the team it was too... EASY!! Ha ha ha!
When the game is done you ____ When the game is won you ____ Every match for me has been a killing spree Every game is too EZ for me Let them know that you had a lot of fun But don't admit that they had almost won Don't get mad at me if I found it all EZ GG EZ We're 5 junkrats spamming bombs! GG EZ Clearly you are playing wrong. Double bastions make roadhog pork bisque! Every game is good if it's easy!
(Esmerelda: Whoa! Where did you come from? (Quasi: I'm sorry, my team rage quit... (E: Here, let me look at your player history (Q: No don't!! (E: See. All you need to do is be flexible (Q: Really? (E: Oh yeah, just swap it up. If they need a healer, be one. (E: And don't forget, just have fun.
GG EZ Attack with triple Hanzo GG EZ totally worth a shot, bravo I've got gold in e'ry catagory!
You've got no one else to blame when you see my Play of Game Pressing Q is 2 EZ for me
GG, EZ But now I seek a true trial for my skill New challengers to kill. GG, EZ Competative won't take a sec I won't even break a sweat. I'll be Season one's champ yet
(interlude)
Connor Adams
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James Gomez
GGEZ (2/2)
That was a bit tougher than I had expected Not as many commendations collected Clearly my teams were always misdirected Clearly my place is in quick play (I made prestige one after all!) So with a With a flourish and just a bit of luck I'll find a team whose members do not suck (Gargoyle: Hey!) And you know exactly what I'll say What?
GG EZ Trust me guys, I'm great with ana GG EZ Push them off the edge with pharah
Devs can try to nerf my McCree I'll find every game just too EZ
GGEZ (Players disconnect GGEZ (Players disconnect (Gets to Quasimodo, who says "Best of luck to you all!") (Everyone gasps) ("What did he say?" ("I - I feel very small. please hold me") (What's going on?) (It's blizzard! They've put a filter on it!) (Oh no!) (No friends! Don't worry! We'll find a way around this!)
And you know why? No one playing gives a fucking damn (I sure don't!) Everyone will type out new anagrams (should've known!) Everyone will have more insults to spam (As I've been told!) You need to know when a game is too EZ (It might be easier on consoles!)
You can try to patch and tamper But you'll never stop our banter You disconnect admist insults When we all combine our ults And win the match with somersaults but before you see the game's results You know what I'll say! triple Gs, lowercase Z, GGG Ez!
Sounds a bit... flat? But I'm not a doctor myself, so I don't know.
Brody Brooks
You clearly put a lot of effort into this but one of your harmonies is 100% flat throwing off literally every chord in the song
Dominic Cooper
Nice
Samuel Johnson
>it's another samefag reddit circlejerk thread
hiro..... thread IDs asap please.... expose this pathetic samefag circlejerk
Camden Martinez
I hate the musical and I've recorded two songs and written three. Regardless if the IRC and the trips are faggots this shit's fun, turn your brain off lmao
Fuck you
Logan Ramirez
>picosong.com/T4Cy/ The falsetto needs some work but otherwise fantastic. Can't wait to see the final recording.
Jose Johnson
I tried to emulate the beatles instrumental sound, so i cut some bass out and equalized it in a way that would sound like it was from the 60s.
unless you mean flat like in which case, where? I can fix it, but I just can't hear it
Kayden Roberts
Oof, keep your breath constant and stay on top of those notes, no slacking at the end of a phrase.
Where'd you get those lyrics? The ones in the pastebin don't match.
Jace Butler
It's less a consistent flatness and more occasional loss of the note due to what's probably a lack of support
Nathaniel Wood
that's actually pretty good
Anthony White
Some parts are either missing or have too many syllables. This is a tricky song to match since the vocals are always jumping around. Otherwise it's cool. I like the GGEZ parts. Guy who wrote the other version here.
Xavier Peterson
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Brayden Bennett
I can't sing for shit, but here's a guide for where the words and annunciations (is that the worth for "rhythm?") should land in the song "Normies Get Out": picosong.com/T4cB
Yes. It's very good, but I just think it needed a bit a directing. For instance, it's not "Get the fuck baa-ack to Cred Forums", but "---Get the fuck back to Cred Forums"
Nathan Perry
I might be able to
Luis Ross
Here, see if you can mix one of your tracks with this one: picosong.com/T49S/
It might sound better with two voices
Daniel Parker
Thanks. Still need to correct some parts before going through the whole adding to the drive thing. It's a tricky song to cover, specially because of the crowd.
[Intro] A long, long time ago I can still remember how I looked to new games with a smile And I knew that when it came out That it might even make me shout With excitement, with my friends, for a while
But release day, it all slowed With every new level that would load Bad news on the patch notes I couldn't believe the press quotes
I can't remember if I raged But I certainly was disengaged I realised it all was staged The day the dev team lied
[Chorus:] So bye, bye, Mr. Director Guy Took my copy back to Gamestop and I started to cry And them boys on Cred Forums were all greentexting ">buy" Sayin' everything the devs said was lies Everything the devs said was lies
[Verse 1] Did you preorder Fable 1 And would you have faith in God above If Molyneux told you so? Now did you believe the plants would grow? That nothing would tell you where to go? That you could do anything in his show?
Well, I knew that that there was truth in him 'Cause I felt his passion wasn't dim I thought passion had mean truth Maybe it was a folly of youth
I was a lonely teenage vidya nerd Who loved fantasy so I followed the herd But I knew not to believe a word The day the dev team lied
[Chorus:] I started singing bye, bye, Mr. Director Guy Took my copy back to Gamestop and I started to cry And them boys on Cred Forums were all greentexting ">buy" Sayin' everything the devs said was lies Everything the devs said was lies
David Phillips
we already did american pie
Isaiah Jenkins
Fuck.
Ryan Ward
Needs a little fixing with a second or third take as well as some replacment with ensemble vocals. Still, I like how this is shaping up
I'd also like the last verse to be re-written but it can work as it is
I'm that on kickstarter, indie developers I'm the funding challenged, backer decievers I'm the kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter Your one Kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter I'm the kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter I'm the game you tested, got left undelivered Yeah! I'm the devs you trusted, left you unrewarded
I'm that one Kickstarter, delayed Kickstarter Your one backed Kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter I'm the game delayer, funds embezzler I'm the progress deflector, updates irregular I'm the kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter Your one Kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter I'm the kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter starter
(replace the hey-hey-heys with late-late-late)
Matthew Campbell
The opening theme is an earworm but the first few episodes are extremely shakey. King Richard's actor is charismatic enough to pull you through his sections but the Galavant/Sid/Isabella stuff is a bore for the first few episodes.
Things pick up later, and season 2 is a massive jump in quality from season 1.
Founded his company and Dallas, T Biggest state in the land of the free Destined for vidya or so we're told Made his first game when he was 12 years old Randy, Randy Pitchford, founder of gearbox games
Opened his Studio to much uproar Came on the scene with half life OpFor Ports to every console, there ain't no harm Finally Made OC with Brothers in Arms Randy, Randy Pitchford, founder of gearbox games
He gave his word that he'd welcome The last entry of Duke Nukem And though he'd hoped for a Timeless hit Forever it's known as a pile of shit Randy, Randy Pitchford, not living down that shame
You went off to save another franchise Fixing up IPs their owners despised But turns out his legacy and quite clean Since one of those games was colonial Marines Randy, Randy Pitchford, diverting funds for his next game
Not to come home with an empty hand His Studio pumped out the Borderlands But hopes for a quality sequel lurched When the one at the helm was Anthony Burch Randy, Randy Pitchford, Reddit memes are very lame
"Feminism's awesome" they'd all Shout Still a few assets, but got found out Damage control, his new thing to do Threatened a crippled kid with lawsuits too Randy, Randy Pitchford, you're really the only one to blame
His games aren't big, and his games aren't the best Battleborn bombed, and it's all still a mess He signals his virtue more than most My singing songs about his Twitter posts Randy, Randy Pitchford, we've all given up on his name
Is there somewhere I can buy instrumentals? Can't seem to find the one I need.
Jordan Watson
THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE YEAR IS HERE.
I did "Old Game Perfection" on a toaster a couple years back. A lot of people said I did an okay Kermit, so I'm hoping we get some more Muppet parodies this year.
Excited to work with you faggots again.
Hunter Lopez
>buckley edit of a bural album cover
now i've seen everything
Lincoln Morgan
Whoops, I just noticed a few typos. Manage to fix them in the pastebin uploaded to the doc.
Bentley Ward
>picosong.com/T9fw/ What's the original song? I heard it before but I don't remember the title.
Elijah Garcia
Nintendo Pride was fucking garbage. I'd rather have MobileCameron sing every song and tweet them to their respective original artists than have more songs like that pile of shit.
Juan Ross
Any writers out there want to give a shot at re-writing Don't Break The Rules from Catch Me If You Can?
I love singing this song, but I have no ideas for lyrics
Consolero (Hank Williams Junior - Canyonero, the Simpsons)
Can you name the box with a small hard drive outdated specs and a short shelf-life... Consolero! Consolero! Well it goes real slow and it has no games it's the supercharged PC with silky-smooth frames Consolero! (Yah!) Consolero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey [Narrator:]"The Gaming Community has ruled the Consolero unfit for 1080p gaming." Consolero! motion controls, paid online fanboys still think this is totally fine! Consolero! Consolero! Library full of remasters and sports with a cheap plastic finish and no USB ports Consolero! Consolero! Already getting rehashed in twenty-sixteen She's a framerate-busting, money chugging netflix machine! Consolero! -oh woah, Consolero! (Yah!) Buy Consolero! Woah Consolero! Woah!
Brody Walker
Just wanted to add that you guys and gals are awesome. It's interesting seeing a bunch of random people who likely never met and will never meet get together to make vidya song parodies. Thank you.
Easton Cooper
I thought all you GamerGate people left for that other website?
Jim: I'm browsing Steam and I want to cry Rizzo: (me too) Jim: I'm looking for some vidya to buy Gonzo: (Oh jeez) Jim: And I just can't help but wonder as I stare at Steams UI Is there something worse than to pre-or-der No Man's Sky? Gonzo: (Well I hope not) Rizzo: (Yeah) Jim: When I could be a brave warrior Gonzo: (Sure you could!) Jim: Raiding fiefs and claiming lands Rizzo: (Not so fast) Jim: Instead of spending every afternoon just shooting pixel mans This shooter looks like nothing that I want to see There's gotta be something better Something better There's gotta be something better than this on Steam Gonzo: (Now you're talking!) Yeah if it's weird and wild let's go and buy it (ha ha ha ha!) The crazier, the better is what I say Rizzo: (yeah that's true) To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind it Gonzo: (Mind what?) Rizzo: If we found a game with challenging gameplay! Jim + Rizzo + Gonzo: A good video game! Rizzo: Without all the stupid hype! Jim: I'll put the graphics to the test Gonzo: Your GPU will be fried! Rizzo: GPU will be fried!
All: There's gotta be something better than this (something more than this) I know that there's so much out there to see (To see) And I know this shit they're selling, was made with Unity There's gotta be something better something better There's gotta be something better than this for me (and me) (wait a minute, what about Cred Forums?) There's something better than this for me on Steeeaaammm!
Benjamin Cox
Whenever I posted a demo for the one Wayward Son parody (lyrics here: pastebin.com/j9x26CX8), several anons more or less recommended the song be cut (and, may I say, understandably so). I just wanted to gauge opinion before trying a second take, though I assume that public opinion is pretty set against it, still.
Unfinished, let me know if it's good or if I should just drink the bleach now and save the effort.
Well when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer, to the internet To visit ol' Cred Forums and that shitty posty world
I'd talk vidya, all day long Run a proxy, free from it all One day I happened to glance over at Cred Forums Well the furries had the run of the lot and the board blasted some Gurren Lagann And then someone posted "Let's just move out!" I sat way back and took in the view of Cred Forums getting invaded with Grinman anew And then what happened next? Cred Forums went totally berserk!
Well what happened next was hard to tell Some thought it was Kek others thought it was Lel But the fact that this was entertaining was plain to see As Cred Forums sang "do the impossible" One poster let all that rage out at once And he leaped on up and said "Moot fix this you faggot! NOW!"
The day that Cred Forums went berserk Went the Cred Forums-tards brought their curse On those nostalgia bringing nights here on Cred Forums As the cancer came a-bitin' That ol' Cred Forums he kept on fightin' All because Moot liked that animu Gurren Lagann
Austin King
I'll be frank. I'm probably one of the better singers here and I can barely hit the notes of that song.
The chances of getting enough people with the sufficient ranges to do wayward son is slim to none
Asher Scott
I'm not sure what you're even trying to parody here. Most of the song seems intact with the last words changed.
Grayson Rogers
Forget about whether or not any singers here can hit any of the notes. I don't understand what any of those lyrics even mean.
>Carry on my wayward son >There'll be peace SQUARE ROOT OF ONE >Lay your weary LEMON ZEST >Don't you WILD BOAR no!
[Homer:]semagon sah 4SP! You gotta love that crazy chorus! [Lisa:]What does it mean? [Homer:]It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding Dong or Ethics in Games Journalism.
This console is happening' It's not the Wii So sing it again, semagon sah 4SP!
semagon sah 4SP! semagon sah 4SP!
[Lisa:] There's something weird about this video... [Marge:] None of those games run at 60fps, I can tell you that... [Lisa:] No, something else...
semagon sah 4SP!
[Lisa:] semagon sah 4SP! They keep saying that...Wait, what was that? Uncle Kaz?! Let me play this backwards...
PS4 has no games! PS4 has no games!
[Lisa:] Hhhhhh...they're shilling their console with subliminal messages! Otto, what are you doing? [Otto:] I dunno. I just got an urge to buy the PS4 Pro. [Lisa:] You're being brainwashed! [Otto:] Yeah, probably. semagon sah 4SP!
I've only read the first two verses and I don't know what the fuck it even means
Ethan Edwards
>picosong.com/T9Cc/ What's the original of this one? Anyways, whoever voiced it, sounds good. Like a young Michael jackson
Jeremiah Campbell
A new Metroid game too (originally Someday out of the blue, by Elton John, from the Road to El Dorado soundtrack) Original - youtube.com/watch?v=upylcMKKCAw Instrumental - youtube.com/watch?v=ptSF9-ZLQAo Also on pastebin - if you can find a better instrumental then by all means use that one
Someday out of the blue at the TGS or maybe at E3 I'll turn out to be true they give us something new someday we can, start having fun with you
here comes Fils-Aime he takes the stage and I'm lost in his words I can't believe it's true not - so - long ago with federation force I - had - lost all hope but I believe
Someday out of the blue at the TGS or maybe at E3 I'll turn out to be true they give us something new someday we can, start having fun with you
I still believe we'll get a new metroid we had it all and watched it slip away with - A - M - 2R I really had a blast then - the - nips - sent him a DMCA
Someday out of the blue probably years from now but it's still all right they'll do what they have to and we'll get a new game someday we'll get, a new metroid game too
I still believe we'll get a new metroid I still believe we'll get a new metroid I still believe we'll get a new metroid
here comes the guy defending other M that waifufag that fanfic-loving cuck sa - ka - mo - to screwed metroid for the last time damn - those - fucking heels and the damn mole
Someday out of the blue probably years from now but it's still all right they'll do what they have to and we'll get a new game someday we'll get, a new metroid game too
Someday out of the blue at the TGS or maybe at E3 I'll turn out to be true they give us something new someday we can, start having fun with you
I still believe we'll get a new metroid I still believe we'll get a new metroid I still believe we'll get a new metroid I still believe we'll get a new metroid
Chase Wilson
It's tumblr shit so scrap it, no one sing it it's not Cred Forums in the slightest it's just lolrandom humor from tumblr.
Zachary Wood
I don't want to be like the previous user to cried Tumblr, if only because I can't be sure, but this shit makes no fukken sense.
Josiah Jackson
How many people you know in real life know you do this shit?
Caleb Moore
one guy who subbed to my youtube account like 10 years ago
Caleb Lewis
>if only because I can't be sure The guy who posted the lyrics initially said in his post that it comes from tumblr. Can't be surer than that. And I've seen it there myself way back, which I know I'm scum for but I also know to keep that shit separate.
Adam Roberts
Zero because going outside and meeting people is for queers
I still need an user with a big deep voice to do the bass parts and other anons who just want to say the "Wow, how is Sean such a genius?" "There are so many fans!", "Man, isn't that great?" lines
Easton Barnes
Only one way to redeem yourself. Kill him, then yourself.
Carson Young
I'm not the best at singing, but I love Electric Six, so I figured I'd take a shot at "I Wanna Take You to a Gamestop." I still have the original project file, so I can adjust the mixing or send a track of isolated vocals. picosong.com/T46T/ What do I need to change for the second take?
It used to be a vidya game, I used to play it around But it ended with an anime, and then I hit the ground Now I don’t want to go to Cred Forums, but it’s vidya I swear You might think it’s lazy, but I don't even care 'Cause you should see what's going on It's hip to despair It's hip to despair
We get to see Izuru, in Danganronpa 3 I'm watchin’ it every Thursday and shitposting it every week They tell me our boy Juzo’s gay, but I don't even care I know that it's an anime But it’s vidya I swear Still, there is no denying it It's hip to despair It's hip to despair It's hip to despair It's hip to despair
It's not too hard to figure out It’s a mindhack anime And everyone except Hopeman, has gotten really lame You might see them in the future arc Which is definitely more fun But don't you try to hope for it It should have ended with DR1
Don't tell me I’m a weeaboo I bet you call him “monobear” Take it from me It's hip to despair It's hip to despair It's hip to despair It's hip to despair
Isaac Bennett
I don't know. Try sounding gayer or something. That usually works.
What would John Romero do If he was here right now? He'd make a game both fresh and new That's what John Romero'd do
When John Romero was up all night Working on Doom 2 he designed two map packs and 30 maps before the game went through
When John Romero was at id scripting Hexen maps he made some kickass map designs with monsters and with traps
So what would John Romero do If he were here today? I'm sure he'd make a map or two That's what John Romero'd do
I shitpost shooter threads on Cred Forums iron sights are so unnecessary
And I just want a gun that doesn't oneshot everyone
To fit in I'll be a quake fag too 'Cause that's what John Romero'd do
And what would John Romero do? He'd call the devs worldwide and tell them to develop Doom That's what John Romero'd do
When John Romero left id back in 1996 he went and founded ion storm but Daikatana was luke-warm
And when John Romero built Wolf3D he killed Mecha Hitler Cause John Romero doesn't take shit from anybody
So let's get all the devs together and unite to make a game and we'll save first person shooters too Cause that's what John Romero'd do and we'll save first person shooters too Cause that's what John Romero'd do
David Lee
Baneposting never fails to make me laugh, so I can give it a whirl when I get home in an hour or so.
Grayson Ortiz
what are some threads that we commonly have on Cred Forums? I need it for song lyrics.
Gabriel Foster
vos sos el anticoral mexicano chupa pija
Eli Lewis
LOL thread filenames webms drawthread console tans friday night 4am deepsea threads what did he means by this/why is this allowed/now that the dust has settled
Watching a legacy coming undone. I walked da rine, and the rine's gone. Needed lols cuz I had none. I walked da rine, and da rine's gone. I walked da rine, and da rine's gone.
Needed a space for my, hurt bum I walked da rine, and da rine's gone. Plus some nude pics of a Kro-gun. I walked da rine, and da rine's gone. I walked da rine, and da rine's gone.
when I ask about my waifu's sweat Everywhere else I'm shunned And now it's vanished from the net, I walked da rine, and the rine's gone. I walked da rine, and da rine's gone.
Banning trolls with a - Ding Dong I walked da rine and the rine's gone The forums's dead and so's my fun I walked da rine and the rine's gone I walked da rine, and da rine's gone.
There was never a place more vile Even TOR got outdone But through it all it made me smile I walked da rine, and da rine's gone. I walked da rine, and da rine's gone.
No instrumental found, but I'm still gonna post this because why not.
Hey, there newfag Did you wake up late one day and You're not so young, but you're still dumb And you're numb to your old vidya but now they're gone
I played your games, but it didn't make them good Then I post, 'cause I could Then I said that your opinion's shit Now you're fucking mad
Post away, here goes nothing The shilling's over Hey Cred Forums-Kid, post away Here goes nothing The shilling's over and out Over and out again
I once was smart enough To play good games, but I was too pleb to care No one cares, take the piss but Genesis is dead and gone
You fell in love but that franchise went to shit Like a kick in the dick You're a Cred Forums-Kid and you never even got good taste again
Post away, here goes nothing The shilling's over Hey Cred Forums-Kid, post away Here goes nothing The shilling's over and out Over and out
And you used to play such good games And now the sequels because of the names You became such a shilling faggot And I wish mods range-banned (you)
Hey, there newfag Did you wake up late one day and You're not so young, but you're still dumb You're a Cred Forums-Kid and you never even got good taste again
Post away, here goes nothing The shilling's over Hey Cred Forums-Kid, post away Here goes nothing The shilling's over Hey Cred Forums-Kid, post away Here goes nothing The shilling's over Hey Cred Forums-Kid, bombs away Here goes nothing The shilling's over and out Over and out Over and over and out
Sebastian Miller
First entry in a franchise of lewd songs for this musical:
SFM based on Summertime by Sam Cooke (or one of the many others, but wrote it to mostly fit this one)
>SFM’s >Vidya porn is so sleazy >Big dicked futas >And one lucky guy >Enormous dicks >Some of more than 12 inches >And these filthy harlots, won’t be shy
>And of these women >Some really like big horsecocks >They just spread their legs, let all pets come by >All vidya’s hot women, do have nothing they won’t do >While screaming their pleasure, to the sky
Brandon Thompson
Fucking amazing
Christian Williams
To the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared user. I finished touching up on the script.
>added the intro part >sometimes it felt like there were too many or too little syllables in a verse, i tried to match the number up with the song as best as I could >heavily revamped the door scene, there was a ton of things wrong with it >changed "x waifus!" to "vidya waifus" >changed some small text things to make the song flow better
let me know what you think.
Oliver Campbell
I'm honestly just sad that no one adapted the Sean Murray version from a while back
Jose Barnes
>I told you Infinity Ward wouldn't listen >Well then we're just gonna have to save the FPS genre ourselves!
Joshua Jenkins
I actually did adapt that one, but we're already getting a huge amount of NMS songs.
We're probably going to do both and vote on which we should use.
Eli Rogers
We've got more than enough NMS songs though, this one is better
>No instrumental found Should have looked for that before you made the lyrics, m80. Not much use now
These two are pretty good and also have original subjects
Eli Scott
Yup, that's pretty much what I had in mind
Connor Diaz
Another scrapped together song, written in under half an hour. I'll add this to the spreadsheet later, and maybe do it myself. Do with it what you like. Sung to the tune of "Death in Fire" from Amon Amarth youtube.com/watch?v=bVvRLwmm2Tg
The wait is almost done PS4, and Xbox One Launch day is here, now choose your brand! Play with anger, fury, death of vidya
Console war is here Load up on gamer gear Age of map packs, low frame rates Fight for good games, quality, death of vidya
See the prices rise Slim models, larger hard drives Soon your wallet screams and cries Burn your money, credit, death of vidya
Flame Wars on the front page "PS4 still has no games!" Moderators close the thread Banned for flaming, trolling, death of vidya
Legions of fanboys are on the move Everyone, choose your side And pay up a premium to play online This is the age when vidya DIES
Launch day is here and servers crash No patches or fixes arise When the Master Race chimes in "Sure sucks to be you guys!"
Your interest in vidya has withered away And so you shitpost on Cred Forums A better option's just a click away Once you switch to PC
Console war is here, face it without fear Age of GOG, age of Steam Play with Keyboard, and mouse, death of vidya
Console kiddies scream and rage Only PC remains Master Race is our fate Play for graphics, 60 frames, and GAMES , death of vidya
Lucas Ward
One thing I should mention though is that the instrumental we found has a lower key than the actual song. You may need to sing a bit lower key to match.
Xavier Lopez
>Someone said my name? >Who are you? >I'm Randy Pitchford >What? No, not fucking Gearbox games >Yeah get the fuck out of here >I own Duke Nukem
Landon Price
I was considering doing but this is the only instrumental I can find and it still sounds janky and weird
youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E Cabinet whirring, fingers blurring on the sticks. New desire. Take me higher, Score climbs higher with your skill, I need fire.
Get to the arcade if you want to see me. Chilling after school, I know the way you like it. Get your cash to coins, 'Cause you need the money, Think that you can beat my time baby.
Gaming in the nineties, is the way it should have stayed. I'm just gaming in the nineties, best games ever made. We are gaming in the nineties, getting value for what we paid. I'm just gaming in the nineties. Yes I wanna go, back to what I played.
Bragging talking Bragging rights are on the line New desire Take me higher, Boost your combo with your skill Set them on fire.
Get to the arcade if you want to see me. Chilling after school, I know the way you like it. Get your cash to coins, 'Cause you need the money, Think that you can beat my time baby.
Gaming in the nineties, is the way it should have stayed. I'm just gaming in the nineties, best games ever made. We are gaming in the nineties, getting value for what we paid. I'm just gaming in the nineties. Yes I wanna go, back to what I played.
New desire. I need fire.
Gaming in the nineties, is the way it should have stayed. I'm just gaming in the nineties, best games ever made. We are gaming in the nineties, getting value for what we paid. I'm just gaming in the nineties. Yes I wanna go, before my sight was jade.
Take me higher. Score climbs higher with your skill, I need fire. Get to the arcade Chilling after school. Get your cash to coins. All I wanna get. Gaming in the nineties. Gaming in the nineties. Gaming in the nineties. Gaming in the nineties.
Asher Reed
>Not much use now Literally, someone wrote a song in the second year that I could not find a single instrumental for and the next year I searched again and boom, there one was on youtube. We've even had a few instrumentals created specifically for the musical. You are the single biggest fag continuously trying to discourage writer anons and I hope you choke and die you stupid fuck.
Even if you're not the same guy who keeps whining about instrumentals, it's just really pissing me off. Stop triggering me.
Charles Gutierrez
Who wants to be a degenerate and help out for an Unteralterbach parody. The "Reit" Stuff: based on The Right Stuff from New Kids on the Block. Black Velvetopia helped with some side vocals, but we still need a main singer.
he's right though you're an annoying faggot stop wasting everyone's time
Aiden Collins
Only one wasting time is the people writing songs without instrumentals
Parker Mitchell
I had a neat idea for a bonus track as I was doing takes for some vocals: I dunno about other singing anons, but a lot of times, if I bungle a take, I'll curse afterwards. Now, if all singing anons were to save these clips of them cursing and send them in, I have the tools necessary to compile them into a midi soundfont. Using said soundfont, we could then render any song we wanted to entirely in up or down-pitched profanity. Of course, the same idea could apply to any set of sounds, rather than just anons cursing after fucking up their vocals.
Joshua Diaz
You know there are people here capable of making their own instrumentals, right? One of the best songs in Cred Forums the musical was made with all-new instrumentals youtube.com/watch?v=7LVq-MWuDaU
Hudson Reed
Whoever put Hip to Despair in the doc, I recommend using this instrumental instead
It's way better, but I don't want to randomly go in and edit. Just a thought.
Justin King
Almost never happens, and not a reason to tell people to just go ahead and waste everyone's time by posting shit without instrumentals. Especially not when your lyrics aren't anything special either
Nathaniel Parker
No.
Daniel Hughes
You're nothing special, and yet here you are, wasting my time.
Jack Clark
You're free to edit whatever
So? If everyone would just make that assumption it would be a total mess.
When she was my Fiancee It seemed very tight She went to the W.C. Standing upright Otherkin or genderqueer? I can't remember right but just to make very clear i am now a catamite
She was already on T.V. even was a nominee for cell games and PC
She's a TRANS She's a TRANS! the gender you choose is a mistery She's a TRANS My wife likes to put her dick in me She's a TRANS no stronger in the industry She's a TRANS You always have your dick in me
john flynt as a child Brianna Wu by night It doesn't matter Shes a trans shes a trans
Grow a beard she might but no kids in sight She cannot bear them Shes a trans shes a trans
She's a TRANS She's a TRANS! Revolution 60 was piece of shit She's a TRANS! My wife likes to put her dick in me She's a TRANS no stronger in the industry She's a TRANS You always have your dick in me
Ryder Jackson
Wew, the >REDDIT shitposters are actually being subtle about shitting up the thread.
Premise is 24 people you'd want to die in a plane crash. Not particularly smart or interesting, but I don't doubt Cred Forums could think of 24 people they'd like to see dead. Anything think it's got any mileage?
Lincoln Carter
Not only do you not know how to stay on a single note nor on-key, it sounds like you don't know how to breathe. It sounds like your lungs are misshapen somehow or you diaphragm is half gone
You sound like my poor cousin when he sings and thinks he sounds good. He's had a brain tumor since birth and literally cannot tell that he's extremely off and grating
If you actually want to learn to sing you need to forget whatever you think you know and start with learning how to breathe from the diaphragm: youtube.com/watch?v=-SeSL9WdVBo
Nathan Long
I made Hip to Despair but was not the one to put it on the Pastebin.
Your instrumental was indeed better, and I thank you for replacing it.
Mason Jenkins
Most of the time. Last year's Squid Kid Ass Is So Fine was written for CCR's I Heard It Through The Grapevine, but singer sang it to Marvin Gaye's. Just might need to change one or two small things
Eli Diaz
most of those aren't half bad godspeed you amazing autists
Brayden Scott
>recorded parody of Gethsemane last year >check in this year >see in last thread someone recorded parody of Heaven on Their Minds >it's awesome
my work here is done good work everyone
Nathan Rivera
Glad you're alive mate, you were my singfu of last year!
It would be even easier to do a video if a girl sang just because the one despair person in the entire show is female, but i dunno if it would sound good.
Christopher Roberts
Aw, thanks user. I might record or write something this year if a subject or song strikes my fancy, but I'm a bit out of the loop this year. All I really know about is No Man's Sky, Overwatch and Undertale.
Though to be fair, one of the songs I wrote last year had nothing to do with current events.
Charles Scott
DID SOMEBODY JUST DROP A HIP TO BE SQUARE PARODY?! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON THE THEORETICAL APPLICATIONS OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BUT I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG!!!
I will work on it tomorrow when able.
Samuel King
It's based both on the new Danganronpa anime and how people keep posting it insisting it's vidya though, so unless you're a weeb you probably won't care
David Evans
Just know you did Classic Games and Grindsemane cause those got videos, but neither are really about current events. So that shouldn't be a problem.
Guess we're back to lewdposting again this year?
Carter King
Need a lil help faggots Songname- Shallow Be Thy Game Rough af teaser
Need a line to replace "The sands of time for me are running low"
Liam Hill
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Ryan Howard
this is actually art
Camden Thomas
I've never watched it, but my babby sis loves Danganropa. She'd probably appreciate the parody. I'm just excited to have the song though, as H2BS is my spirit song, on days when I want to just be a big dork instead of going out drinking and seeing pretentious art shows with my friends. While I'm here, thanks for the potential help. I might not be here in time to do a CIAless version, but if so, just drop the lines and I'll insert them accordingly.
It was a mistake at first, but I've come to embrace it. Hopefully it doesn't derail as it did in the past though.
So like, what's the established process for making songs then? Just write em up then stick the pastebin and a link in the thread, or should we let people know first to gauge interest?
Bentley Thomas
Just ask her for context and you should be good then.
It's not even like there's much context.needed outside of names, most of it's just about how the speaker is too lazy to go to Cred Forums
godspeed
Sebastian Rivera
Just throw it up, maybe workshop it in the irc or thread, if people don't care thet just wont respond
Isaiah Hall
Have we done Hold the Line by Toto yet?
Hudson Russell
First, check the completed google doc so we don't get repeats from previous years.
Next, make sure you can find an instrumental.
Then you're free to post it to pastebin or throw it up whole hog into the thread. Either way, putting it into the threads is a nice courtesy to judge interest - if the song doesn't work, somebody will be quick to point it out. If nobody comments, you should be fine.
Brayden Rodriguez
I Made a demo from the demo
You're singing too fast, i had to warp it. (i know it's a demo just a heads up)
I went country with it. If the user that wrote it wants credit, just change it in the Finished Songs tab of the doc.
Hunter Morales
fugg
Xavier Taylor
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Xavier Howard
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Charles Parker
ill do it
Isaac Wood
Country was a good choice. Sounds done to me, unless you wanna make the rhymes a little smoother
Jace Bailey
I've had this one in my head for a few months now - "C'est La Vie" by B*Witched (youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc), turned to "Half Life 3", eg
Say you will, say you won't, either tell us or don't Say it's true, here on Cred Forums, just confirm Half Life 3
Ideally it'd need female singers, though there'd certainly be some humor in guys doing it.
William Walker
holy kek someone actually rapped my shit
Ayden James
very nice do with the instrumental?
Jaxson Sanders
This is legitimately good sounding old country. The voice sounds like something you'd hear on one of the old 60's country TV shows like Porter Wagoner or the Wilburn Brothers.
Nicholas Young
here
Luis Reyes
has a song for Stu been made yet?
Liam Fisher
Doesn't look like it.
We haven't done Johnny Cash's "I Walk the Line" yet either.
>freshman year of college >some guy from my dorm asks me if I've been listening to the Cred Forums musical (it was the STEM dorm, if you haven't guessed) >since he asked, mention to him that I wrote some songs for it
There are a handful of people, outside of my close friends, who know my real identity and the songs I wrote. It's incredibly unlikely, but I sure hope none of them tries to sabotage my future career by sending HR my songs.
>kinda want to do this >even if I had a mic other than my shitty laptop webcam my voice is the diametric opposite of a boyband voice I also suck so bad my choir director shifted me to private lessons the rest of the semester
Elijah Nguyen
bruh your competition is sweaty basement nerds, even being in a choir makes you more qualified than 80% of the people who post here
In a long pretentious review, on one of gaming sites You can listen to the journalist moanin' out it's hipster song You can think about the game, the experience you had before
But your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do, When game make you walk for hours with nothing much to do And you don't feel much like walking, you just wish the plot was through
Here I am, on the rails again There I am, up on the stage Here it goes, walkin' sim again There I go, turn the page
You walk into the comments, criticizing game But you feel the eyes upon you, and they don't feel the same You pretend it doesn't bother you, but looks like you falled for meme
And again you hear 'em normies, calling it a gem And you look at game designer - "Is it woman? Is it man?" And you always seem outnumbered, you don't dare make a stand Make your stand
Here I am, on the rails again There I am, up on the stage Here it goes, walkin' sim again There I go, turn the page
Now the games that aren't for e-celebs are a million miles away Even the survival "walking" horrors, each one feel the same As the sweat pours out your body, slowly killing vidya that you play
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed With the echoes of the jumpscares ringin' in your head You smoke the days last cigarette, rememberin' that was bad That was bad
Here I am, on the rails again There I am, up on the stage Here it goes, walkin' sim again There I go, turn the page
yeah, I'm gonna give it (and a few others) a proper shot at some point over the weekend. I have a good mic but no real studio space so I've got to use a spot where I won't have an HOA up my ass for belting
I wasn't using a monitor or listening to the song so I'm sure I sped up. Bad habit that goes away with one.
Isaiah Collins
Cool! I'll take a look at it tomorrow.
Jace Moore
Favorite song from this thread?
Doesn't have to be finished or have vocals done, even just lyrics are fine
Nathaniel Fisher
definitely, but i like the voice, if user is reading this, do the entire song please
Wyatt Garcia
>metallica >not bob seger O shit nigger what are you doing
Christian Foster
i'm gonna make a man out of you
Ian Campbell
Don't be so cryptic just tell me what i need to do
Jeremiah Watson
Those dear anons and dumb shitposters is a nice song
Liam Perez
I just was lazy to search.
Samuel Lopez
so far No Games Inc and Anthony Burch
Bentley Wood
Version aside, is english not your first language? The lyrics are good, but there are a lot of grammatical errors.
If there's someone better please sing it. pls. I'm not very good
Jordan Lopez
No, it is not. I've also studied german for some time.
Daniel Collins
Anthony Burch is from an old musical
Favorite finished one is definitely No Games Inc.
Favorite WIP or just lyrics is probably Hip To Despair because there are a lot of really funny references and inside jokes from the DR threads on Cred Forums and Cred Forums
Andrew Diaz
It's okay, I really want to sing it. So I'll fix them for you when I get around to singing it.
It's 2am where I am but I did a test recording of the first bit of I hate it on Cred Forums with my shitty laptop because I didn't wanna get out of my bed and grab my desktop mic for this test so excuse the shitty audio quality.
if there's potential I'll do the recording over again
deadline for songs will be between 2-4 weeks from now depending on how it goes. You can make videos 365 days of the year though, and for any musical.
Austin Nelson
..., BATTLEFIELD ONE
Josiah Watson
I'm not saying it's a good thing, but people tend to drag this out forever. I wouldn't doubt it.
James Cooper
We have to doubt it otherwise they'll get away with it. If we can't all agree and keep to a specific release date, we have to at least have a deadline for making Cred Forums threads. A point where we stick to /vg/ for completing shit.
We're fine for another two weeks at least, though, so we can bother starting up those arguments later.
Noah Powell
Won't happen again. Everyone agreed last year that we went overboard.
Zachary Clark
Last year Black Velvetopia missed out on his birthday so he could edit a song.
Not that I see it taking as long as last year, or think we shouldn't strive for finishing up earlier but there good reasons it took so long besides "draggin it out".The guy who did the Bandcamp didn't show for weeks, some songs needed a lot of editing and Anonfag was still making a song I'm glad we waited for. I for one am glad we didn't rush either of those things.
But this is a silly discussion at this point anyway
Will Hip to Despair be the first DR song in any album?
It's weird, that's usually a pretty big game series people often discuss
Jayden Bailey
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Anthony Nguyen
>Will Hip to Despair be the first DR song in any album? If it gets sung properly
Andrew Powell
Black Velvetopia is doing it and the instrumental user found was good so I assume it'll be pretty spot on.
Maybe I was a little early to assume though.
Easton Mitchell
They're just saying they'll do it and then never deliver to cause the most despair
Julian Murphy
Good show, user, good show.
Ayden Bailey
I wouldn't even doubt it.
Isaiah Brooks
>excuses Cool. The only thing that matters is if you think it should take that long ever again, because if you do, you're a worthless cock fuck. Otherwise we're probably on the same page.
Christian Taylor
record some
Aiden Barnes
LOCK DUE TO GRIEFING
Luke Kelly
Why can't I finish adding my shit?
Easton Kelly
Because everyone here and elsewhere hates you.
Blake Thompson
...
Carter Powell
So what's the current situation on No Man's Song? We've got a Dr. Worm version and another version, and both could use some adjustment but are very close to being finished song tier
E3 show wonder You're such a success Progressive journalists, ha They say you are the best Your lips always smacking Say you surely WAZ KUNGZ But I know inside You've got the Mafia blues
This "open-world" city That you want me to see Pretending, pretending to care about your legacy
And those cheap old mechanics That cliches that you abuse Do they know you suffer From the Mafia blues
Your series' glory Still embarrasses you You're even ashamed Of the Czech you once knew
You are triple A now Baby you're making the news But I know inside You've got the Mafia blues
But thanks for the lesson Cause the life that I choose Won't make me feel like living With the Mafia blues
And don't, don't try to sell me Your cheap DLCs at all, Cause you'll not be GTA Merry Christmas you all
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU, BUBUBUBUBUBUBU...
Jaxon Cooper
>mfw i had a bombing idea for a song based off of vesti la giubba months ago but can't remember what it was about for the life of me
Connor Diaz
WHEN THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE RELEASED?
I don't lurk the threads cause I like surprises. And I really liked some of the previous ones.
Aaron Foster
Why did some idiot remove the instrumental on Hip to Despair? I know it's locked now, but the instrumental was there last time I checked
Jason Campbell
Wait a month at least.
Hudson Stewart
>doc got wiped by some fuckwad >gets restored to a previous save So some things may be missing. It's unfortunate.
Noah Murphy
You know why
It probably just got accidentally lost when something was restored
Blake Hughes
Ok...
Aiden Hall
>... Don't wait, just kill yourself now instead.
Dylan Flores
OK, trying to write a song based on "Nothing But the Music" from that Arthur special with the Backstreet Boys. I'm already having a Kojima part, any other vidya devs with noteworthy impersonatable qualities?
Joshua Roberts
Any of the Nintendo ones, bonus if you drop Iwata's ghost in the back
William Sullivan
Oh. Right. I forgot that was a thing.
I'll throw it back up when it's editable then. Not a big deal. I posted it here though in case someone with edit privileges is in here.
Austin Ramirez
Yes do Iwata, I miss hearing his broken engrish voice with all those pauses in it
Matthew Martinez
Phil Fish. Kamiya.
Adrian Collins
Should I...???
Noah Morris
Someone should use a Bowie track. Seems like there has to be.
Dylan Ortiz
I'm already doing Engrish with Kojima, but fuck it I'll do Iwata.
I initially thought of having Sid Meier or someone like that, but Sid Meier never said something funny in an interview (to my knowledge).
Fish won't work because, while this is a Cred Forums musical, I'm trying to retain some of the tone of the original song, so I need actually good devs.
I could probably insert some Kamiya twitter jokes, though.
Brandon Powell
Considering he passed this year, it's a must. Come on writing fags, give us a Bowie cover!
Hudson Ward
Todd "BUY MY FUCKING GAME" Howard John "MAKE YOU MY BITCH" Romero
Owen Gomez
I had an idea for a song about torrenting using this song youtube.com/watch?v=9zBMK5OAGyE The gist of the song is a dialogue in which someone recognizes someone they know is cheating and calls them out on it while they confess they know its wrong but continue to do it. My idea is to make it about a guy who always says he'll buy the game if he enjoys it but he ends up never committing to this. Possible title could be: >I torrented again last night
Liam Lewis
no games inc is god tier based anons
Alexander Flores
Does anyone have that pic of that one user's basement with the pic of Iwata? I need it for my video.
Jack Phillips
I'll just post this here while we wait for the spreadsheet to be unlocked:
Scuttlebug to Mario Scuttlebug to Mario Press the purple switch and diss the orange dino
Scuttlebug to Mario Start hyperspeed walk, Let’s a go Turn out of bounds and align your QPUs
[spoken] 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, Hours
This is Scuttlebug to Mario You've really half pressed A What’s the status of the clock warp to the air? Now it's time to move up the slopes if you dare
This is Mario to Scuttlebug I'm on the elevator And I'm kicking in a most peculiar way And the star looks very different today
For here Am I running in a PU Far from rolling rocks The A Button is blue There are no objects in PUs
Though I'm past one hundred QPU The camera’s very still And I think pannenkoek knows which way to go Tell “Henry” an A press has 3 parts he knows
Scuttlebug to Mario It’s been 2 hours, where’d you go? Can you hear me, Mario? Can you hear me, Mario? Can you hear me, Mario? Can you....
Here am I bouncing On Scuttlebug quite near the star The A Button is blue There are no objects in PUs
Thoughts? Changes you would recommend?
Liam Hall
New, revised version of "What would John Romero do?" with Intro and Carmack cameo: pastebin.com/6HMWf6zf
Watch this video, it explains everything youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A The short of it is that some guy did a level of Mario 64 in half an a press involving parallel universes A scuttlebug is a Mario 64 enemy that he uses to bounce onto a ledge
Connor Russell
>There are no objects in PUs shave a syllable >There's no objects in PUs
Oh boy you are in for it now
Liam Sullivan
Shit's still going on with the spreadsheet. Tell me what needs to be added and I'll help to the best of my abilities until it's unlocked.
Brody Wright
I can't believe I watched all of that. This is some ulllililililila level absurdity.
Thomas Phillips
>watched all that >8 minutes between posts >24 minute video ???
Michael Williams
Correction: I can't believe I'm going to watch all of this.
Jackson Harris
Thanks. I was thinking about doing that but I put the quote from the video verbatim. It's probably for the best that I make it work for a song
Evan Lewis
Hip to Despair is missing its instrumental
It's located here:
Dominic Sanders
I'm working on that ACDC one.
Alexander Murphy
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Bentley Barnes
>wrote that SWAT 4 intro thing last year >see the "Hip to Despair" guy, think of trying a song about a specific game myself >think of a SWAT 4 song, think of making a parody of something by The Police because duh >realize Don't Stand So Close To Me is fucking perfect
Angel Green
there were some songs up above that i think need to be added. like "THE LYING SCUMBAG SEAN MURRAY"
I think the only issue would be that SWAT 4 isn't really relevant. Hip to Despair is related to current events on the board, SWAT 4 is kind of old and never discussed
besides, Hip to Despair apparently only has someone singing the chorus, even though it's about a wildly popular franchise, so finding singers might be hard
Love the spoken parts and the commentary over solos, but the chorus just doesn't sit right with me.
Ian James
I'm still gonna make a go of it because it's one of those obscure-but-not-really Cred Forums standby's, but I'm gonna wrack my brain for more recent franchises I'm into to write about (that haven't been covered by 10 anons before me).
I'm considering doing another spoken "intro" with Deus Ex, especially since we have a thread for it every day now.
Brandon Diaz
Actually, fuck it, if there's some Bollywood song that got kinda big here I might try a song about Gandhi nuking shit, sadly all I can think of is the Benny Lava video which is in dangerously old meme territory.
Lincoln Ramirez
Can someone post the Gay bar song?
Josiah Ross
The text/lyrics or the vocals that have been posted?
>but that didn't stop me I laughed so loud, fuck. I've seen other mario 64 autism vids but this was gold.
Josiah Rodriguez
Don't think there are actual good songs from poo-country, but those two already mentioned and this one are at least sort of well known youtube.com/watch?v=4C3umDN3voo
Nicholas Miller
Also in kinda old territory, but Cred Forums ruined me so much I can already hear a POO parody to be made of it. I'll probably still try the Benny Lava song for Gandhi.
I NEED A SONG FOR A WARIO VOICE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Evan Jones
Which one?
Xavier Williams
ANY QUICK BEFORE I BLOW MY LOAD
Angel Hughes
Please finish it
David Reyes
I think I may have to hop in on this in the morning. I've come up with some lyrics to an old country song called The Dance I used to hear all the time. Here's what I got so far:
And I, wish I could have known The way it all would end, The way it all would goooooo, My crime: I gave bioware a chance, I should have ditched the games, I really should have skipped, Mass Effect.
It's a work in progress.
Logan Howard
Yeah, I have plans on what to do tomorrow. Losing voice right now. Also giving time for someone else to try.
Dominic Robinson
nice
Sebastian Carter
sehr gut
James Allen
Are we collaborating with cripplechan on this? Or is that place still deadish
Brandon Perez
You gotta keep 'em separated.
Nathaniel Watson
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Juan Evans
lmao seperatist scum can rot in hell if they wanna be in a musical they gotta come over, and leave their embarassing ideological baggage at the door
The lyrics aren't done, but this is what I have. Can't think of a way to change the "Dear mother" verses
Dear mother Can you hear me whining? It's been three whole weeks Since I have left your home This sudden fear has left me trembling 'Cause now it seems that I Am out there on my own And I'm feeling so alone
Pay attention to the shitposts And let the dust settle Some call it shit Its fun for me I want to take you through A website I like to call my home Welcome to Cred Forums's Cred Forums
A new thread rings out on the front page Another faggot comes and shills for some new game Really makes me think why I post here Its far from perfect, but its Feeling like my home And I'm never gonna go
Pay attention to the shitposts And let the dust settle Some call it shit Its fun for me I want to take you through A website I like to call my home Welcome to Cred Forums's Cred Forums
Dear mother Can you hear me laughing? It's been six whole months since that I have left your home Really makes me think why I post here Its far from perfect, but its Feeling like my home And I'm never gonna go
Pay attention to the shitposts And let the dust settle Some call it shit Its fun for me I want to take you through A website I like to call my home Welcome to Cred Forums's Cred Forums
Cred Forums's Cred Forums
Oliver Robinson
>The Advantages of Gaming on the Platform of PC is in again IT BETTER BE FUCKING DONE IT'S AMAZING
Caleb Baker
Never Ever
Nolan Robinson
Turns out it's pretty easy to write parodies of songs that are half one line being repeated constantly. It's for a 10+ year old game, but the song and band were too perfect to pass up for this.
Yo, I'm in a good mood to sing, hit me up on requests. What program would you like me to use?
Anthony Clark
>I Wanna Take You to a Gamestop Didn't that one get done?
>Every Post (You) Make Doesn't deserve that spot in the list, lyrics are mediocre at best. Iwata's Last Chance, She's Always Mai Waifu, SFM and A New Metroid Game Too are some more original and fun songs.
Zachary Brown
I'll edit my list as it goes on. I didn't know that Gamestop was done
Juan James
Not sure whether it's finished or not, but the spreadsheet has an attempt from two different people
Do I look lonely? I see the reviews on my page People have told me I'm not a real game "Ambitious Gameplay" "Beautiful CG" With the best of the best I offer more than the rest Why can't you see it too?
Games at an all time low Watching the sales fall Was this circumstance Or just arrogance? How will I live?
The death of Battleborn Oh oh Letting the numbers fall The death of Battleborn Oh oh Seems so fitting for Internet banter Weeeeeeeeeew Why can't you play me more? No longer a factor At the expense of the death of Battle Born
I'm shutting my servers off Feels like my existence is a curse Alone with nobody in queue And I just want to be cured And when you look at me Would you refund me if you could? Play one more game of me Then put me away for good
Games at an all time low Watching the sales fall Was this circumstance Or just arrogance? How will I live?
The death of Battleborn Oh oh Letting the numbers fall The death of Battleborn Oh oh Seems so fitting for Internet banter Weeeeeeeeeew Why can't you play me more? No longer a factor At the expense of the death of Battle Born
The death of Battleborn Oh oh Letting the numbers fall The death of Battleborn Oh oh Seems so fitting for Internet banter Weeeeeeeeeew Why can't you play me more? No longer a factor At the expense of the death of Battle Born
Tell me if it needs any improvements, thanks.
Caleb Morris
What's the deadline for cover art?
My main PC is currentl having beign repaired and I don't know when I'll have it aviable again.
Andrew King
>getting someone to fix your pc >not fixing the fucking thing yourself >being stupid
mustards 2016
Christian Edwards
I did try to fix it myself. Installed a new MB and CPU myself, but whenever I plugged that to a screen, nothing showed up. I checked all the conections 2 times, tried 3 diferent screens, HDMI and VGA cables but nothing worked.
I just ended up giving it to a friend who knows better than me.
John Jenkins
You missed mine , now I feel like my contribution was shit
Shill on your own if you want to. But don't get butthurt that Reminder user forgot to include you. That's a surefire way to make everyone consider your song shit.
John Morris
Yeah fuck that guy, I was thinking of doing it because Rankin Bass is tits, but now that he threw a shitfit over not being included he can sing it himself. The nerve of some people trying to pipe up when they get feelings hurt over shit that doesn't concern them. I'm gonna look over the spreadsheet and delete his garbage off of it, it's not worth wasting up space with it.
Ryder Fisher
Shit, user, I admire your commitment but I think that the humiliation is punishment enough! Leave the doc alone or we'll have another shit show.
Ryan Foster
No need to samefag and pretend you're some other guy covering for your ass. You brought this on yourself by being a faggot, at least accept the consequences and face it like a man. I bet you've been trying to peddle it for a long ass time too, what with the way you're acting.
Robert Collins
oh please lets not start to fuck with others content on the spreadsheet.
Mason Rogers
You delete it. He deletes something else. Let's avoid having this. If no one wants to sing it, they won't. Simple as that.
Grayson Lewis
>but now that he threw a shitfit What the fuck. Where did you even see a shitfit, kill yourself.
Liam Collins
Only bump I'm giving this thread tonight. Guess we'll stick to /vg/ when it dies and make a new thread tomorrow.
Sebastian Walker
Shit, I saged on accident.
Leo Gutierrez
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Dominic Roberts
>In 2013 Cred Forums got so butthurt over a Kotaku article, it created 3 whole musical parody albums
wat
Nathan Davis
Just goes to show that when you talk shit, you gonna get hit.
Kayden King
>Please that would be perfect
Ethan Evans
To whomever edited my song "Spooky Vidya Hell Dream", I'm super impressed with your edits. I know my version was in dire need of some work (Hell, I slapped the lyrics together in like, 20 minutes, so I knew it wasn't perfect right off the cuff) and you've done a marvelous job with it. I can't wait to hear it when you're done with it. Again, I can't say thank you enough, not only for editing my phonetically imbalanced, rough as hell, piece of shit first draft, but for also judging it decent enough to attempt a live version of it for the album. I look forward to hearing it when all is said and done!
Blake Long
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Nolan Torres
what kotaku article
Carson Bennett
archive.is/qq5gf I remember this being different, they may have changed the article at some point
Would a parody of Mr Giant Man about HeeHo work or is there something you guys think would fit better?
Colton Lee
Mr. Liar-Man
Jack Baker
To the tune of YMCA: DOCTOR PAVEL I'M CEEEE AIIIIIII AYYYYYY DOCTOR PAVEL I'M CEEEE AIIIIIII AYYYYYY
I know it's a Cred Forums meme, but there is no Cred Forums musical
Tyler Evans
I know why you picked 1998 but "nineteen ninety nine" fits better lyrically.
Leo Watson
Another really shitty, quickly scraped together song. Think I'm gonna try singing it tomorrow. In memory of Polygon's abysmal review play through of the new DOOM, I present "Why Can't We Play Games?", sung to the tune of "Why Can't We Be Friends?" by WAR.
can anyone with really good photoshop skills change this so it says "anonymous"?
Hudson Roberts
I'll have a go - if anyone else wants to, here's a bigger res version of the original
Joseph Carter
Got this - background could definitely do with some work, but I'm not particularly great at photoshop (what's there is just a content-aware replace of the original text).
Isaiah Gray
Try increasing the letters to fit against the edges of the squares. If you can, add a bit of shadow to the edges to give a more realistic appearance.
John Ortiz
how about cheesy song about letting half life 3 go. it´s not coming
Ethan Walker
More like this? I can post the PSD if someone else wants to have a play with it
Robert Myers
Too stretched. I don't know if what I'm thinking is better but I can try if you post the psd.
Caleb Parker
that'll work, thanks user
Cooper Wood
Fair point, not sure why I went three instead of 2, here's a better one and the PSD
Fuck's sake spent ages erasing the original then realised if you njust go a few frames back it's all clean. I'm leaving this one now, too much tinkering.
Isaac Rodriguez
We're gonna need a new thread soon boys
Landon Brooks
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Jordan Sullivan
How about this? Just made a few tweaks. Thank you user for sharing the file.
Austin Jackson
hey i know that song
Angel Carter
Lyrics writers: for your consideration, Heathers the Musical
Quick question: I posted some lyrics to something I was working on in one of the threads before this officially started, and someone said that disqualified it from being included. Is this true?
Charles Watson
no you fucking idiot
Logan Rogers
I never got this joke with the guy seeing someone dead in the hospital, could someone explain?
Eh, not really. It depends on how complete the lyrics were probably, but even if they were 100% the same just changing a few words would still make it perfectly fine. Its more for already sung songs that get posted before the musical
>tfw really want to do an It's No Game cover but there's no instrumental to be found
wasted potential
Logan Bennett
Cool. It's nowhere near finished, I only have my first draft of it so far, and I haven't thought of a good title. If I have to change something, let me know.
Well, I don't know if you've been told Your waifu's shit and she's getting old. Fuck your Neps and Senrans too I think you meant to click on /u/
{Chorus}
Your waifus are all shit, these threads all make me frown Your waifus are all shit, why don't you settle down? With a dragon dildo in my hand (I'ma make an asshole of myself instead) Your waifus are all shit, they've really got me down
Well I had a talk with Hiroyuki He showed me some boards that looked good to me Then clicked on one which he said he knowed So I saw the Catalog, headed down the road I reckon I browsed through a hundred threads A cringed expression plastered on my head When I realized I still felt the same What happened to all the vidya gaems?
{Chorus}
Well I took my mouse and I started to climb To all the OPs where I thought I'd find A little arrow that I would click To send a report, or maybe six On the second day I was made to stop I tell you user, I was really shocked With all the reports I sent their way Got IP banned for three whole days!
{Chorus}
Well you reset shit and log on again To a spot where weebs and waifus grin You give one a shot when she meets your eyes You find she's been claimed by 17 other guys Well I ain't kidding I ain't gonna quit They gotta know their waifus are shit So with a dragon dildo and a mouse in my hand I'll keep on being an ass instead
